Video game quotes.

[vizard38]

"I lost 50,000 men in a blink of a charge."
-Confederate General Picket

[dutchah]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;22828859]
Most of Joker's dialogue from Mass Effect 2.[/QUOTE]

'This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!'.
Also one of my favorites:

'We're just having a little argument over the personalization of my workspace.'
'Cerberus regulations are clear Mr Moreau, 'personalization' does not include grease on my bridge cameras.'
'It's just mad all its footage of me looks like a dream sequence.'

Though I have to say I particularly liked Joker's robotic movement when you're approaching the station during Legion's loyalty mission.

But my eternal favorite is probably from Star Wars Republic Commando:
'There's no terminal that can match my leet haxor skills.'

[Køleskab]

relevant part is from 6:00 onwards.

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzp39LizZVw[/media]

i know it's long as shit, but this quote ends up defining the soldiers mentality that bound everyone and was only broken by snake 50 years later. It's the sole reason for all the shit that was thrown through this series and therefore is the most essential quote.

[cheesywlz]

Reload, Dr. Freeman!
Reload, Dr. Freeman!
[b]RELOAD[/B]

[hakkoru]

"Good work Agent! You're going to be a force to be reckoned with if you keep leveling up your core skills. Skills for kills, Agent. Skills for kills."

"Do I have to spell it out for you, Agent? DO. NOT. KILL. INNOCENT. CIVILIANS."

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"Vehicles may be robust, but they are not indestructible. Look for the signs that show when the vehicle is about to explode... Like now."

[Stythe]

Gunther Hermann: Now you know that you cannot succeed all alone against the whole world!
JC Denton: You came all the way to Paris to tell me that?

[elite879]

Mass Effect 2
Just Joker in general, his movements, ALL his dialouge, ect

Harbinger - this hurts you

EDI - I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees..........that was a joke

Lost Planet 2
Vagabundo - It's big...VEEERY BIG!

MW2
Captain Price, I see you DO NOT have the situation under control
NIKOLI JUST SHUTUP AND LAND THE BLOODY PLANE!!

Portal
"I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone."
"We were going to throw a party for you, a big party. We invited your best friend the companion cube, but he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because oh how unlikeable you are, it says so here in your personal file, unlikeable, liked by no one. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."

Human Error - Mod
This is at the part where the squad leaders gets really pissed at everyone
"Hey fuck you, fuck every last one of you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you too, fuck you TWICE Anders, fuck you twice. You are a parade of fuckers."
"Maybe we should get going"
"Yeah that's right, fuck off, all of you"
....
"This is the worst fucking off I have ever seen, how can I even lead a squad that can't fuck off properly?"

[Mr.sandvitch]

Coach: if i see a burger tank in this place, ima be a one man cheeseburger APOCALYPSE!

Francis: I HATE STAIRS. (I personally really do. (mostly because i fell down them a week ago.)

And the most important of all: Gordon Freeman: ...........................

[Ban Evasion Alt]

"Commander, the Reds have established a forward base near DC with the ability to deploy Tesla Coils. Now they're pretty well entrenched — but I think if we can take the capital back, we can turn the tide. I'm tired of hanging out in Canada. [i]Get me my office back![/i]"

[Køleskab]

"He is a dead man!"

[TK 421]

"Many decisions lie ahead, none of them easy." -Commander Shepard, Mass Effect

[JesterUK]

Simons: You need a Universal Constructor! And don't think Page Industries is going to leave one lying around for you to use, not after you blew up the one in Hong Kong.

JC: I was never properly trained in its operation.

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Bob Page: Soon, I will become pure energy. I will burn like the brightest star.

JC Denton: You're gonna burn alright.

[Woodcutter11]

The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.

-Max Payne

[Big-Iron]

"Hudda Hudda Huh!"-Pyro
"NIKO!..LETS GO BOWLING!!"-Roman

[Cjmax]

"Tell Dr. Breen I said, 'Fu-*explosion*-uk you!"- Half - Life 2
"Nagesi Hadanga wart medana lolza" - The Sims

[Sharker]

"For Christ's sake Fisher, the mission's over"

[DrBones]

"I [i]hate[/i] neenjas."
-Rico Rodriguez, shortly before fighting ninjas. With assault rifles. Who later steal his buddy and escape in black SUVs, which Rico has to hijack before the hidden military base he is in is destroyed by a big fucking nuclear submarine. This is the [i]third[/i] story mission in Just Cause 2, not counting the tutorial!

[kevinseven]

"Oh my god JC! A bomb!"

[mrbobcake]

"Master Chief, what are you doing?"

"Sir, finishing the fight."

WORST ENDING EVAR!

[fish puncher]

" Why are we here?" "That's a good question, why are any of us here? *goes into lengthy discussion about God* "No, I mean why are we in this canyon, guarding this base? But what was that you meant?You wanna talk about it?" "No, I'm fine."
-Conversation between Reds on Red vs. Blue

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"Then they'll have two bases in the middle of a canyon, whoop-de-fucking-do."
-A Red on Red vs. Blue

"What other animal has tusks?" "A walrus!" " Dammit Griff! I told you to stop makin' up animals!"
-Conversation between Sarge and Griff about why Sarge named the Warthog the Warthog

[TheRatKing]

Insult: "You fight like a dairy farmer!"
Response: "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

[Egevened]

"You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control."

[darcy010]

[quote][b]Snowmobiles are for sissys![/b][/quote]

[bepassley]

[B]"there are a metric shit ton of those things out there!"[/B]

[Eila]

[QUOTE]"For the Republic!" [/QUOTE]
-Unknown 501st Clone Trooper, SW Battlefront 2.

[QUOTE]"Do i have the command?"[/QUOTE]
-Sami, Advance Wars.

[QUOTE]"We will go to where they live and where they breed…and we will destroy them! This is the day we take the battle to the heart of the enemy! This is the day that we correct the course of human history! This is the day we ensure our survival as a species! Soldiers of the COG, my fellow Gears, go forth and bring back the hope of humanity!"[/QUOTE]

-Richard Prescott, Gears of War 2.

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=fish puncher;22839386]" Why are we here?" "That's a good question, why are any of us here? *goes into lengthy discussion about God* "No, I mean why are we in this canyon, guarding this base? But what was that you meant?You wanna talk about it?" "No, I'm fine."
-Conversation between Reds on Red vs. Blue

[editline]09:47PM[/editline]

"Then they'll have two bases in the middle of a canyon, whoop-de-fucking-do."
-A Red on Red vs. Blue

"What other animal has tusks?" "A walrus!" " Dammit Griff! I told you to stop makin' up animals!"
-Conversation between Sarge and Griff about why Sarge named the Warthog the Warthog[/QUOTE]

Not really video game quotes. More like machinima quotes.

[Doomish]

"I've covered wars, y'know." - Frank West

"BRB, out covering wars." - Frank West

[texanderson]

here's my favorite quote from mass effect 2
"shepard"
that is all

[Doomish]

[QUOTE=texanderson;22845229]here's my favorite quote from mass effect 2
"shepard"
that is all[/QUOTE]

From the same game series:

"Wrex."

[texanderson]

[QUOTE=Doomish;22845331]From the same game series:

"Wrex."[/QUOTE]

here's another
"assuming direct control"