hey guys, i 'm not sure if you can help me with this or not, but i will ask anyway
i can't play minecraft.
everytime i try to play it, it downloads the files, gets to 100% then goes to a black screen for a second then crashes
it has done this for weeks on end
i have tried everything to get this to work
i've deleted the .minecraft and reinstalled it more times than i can count
ive tried everything. please can someone help me!
i also wanna try and maybe download an illegal copy to see if it's not just my minecraft thats messing up because on a hunch, i tried to use the skin edit programme. and found THAT DOESNT WORK EITHER!
([B]NOTE: I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER AND HAVE BOUGHT MINECRAFT FAIRLY, THIS WOULD BE A LAST RESORT. I WILL NOT ASK WHERE, OR DISCLOSE ANY INFO ABOUT WHERE TO FIND THE ITEM IN QUESTION. I FULLY SUURPORT INDI GAMES, AND HAVE MADE DOTANTIONS TO FUTHER FUND MINECRAFT DEVOLPMENT.[/B]
after it crashes to the desktop a nice little error file is made, would it help if i posted it in [code] here?[/code]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;28860036]hey guys, i 'm not sure if you can help me with this or not, but i will ask anyway
i can't play minecraft.
everytime i try to play it, it downloads the files, gets to 100% then goes to a black screen for a second then crashes
it has done this for weeks on end
i have tried everything to get this to work
i've deleted the .minecraft and reinstalled it more times than i can count
ive tried everything. please can someone help me!
i also wanna try and maybe download an illegal copy to see if it's not just my minecraft thats messing up because on a hunch, i tried to use the skin edit programme. and found THAT DOESNT WORK EITHER!
([B]NOTE: I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER AND HAVE BOUGHT MINECRAFT FAIRLY, THIS WOULD BE A LAST RESORT. I WILL NOT ASK WHERE, OR DISCLOSE ANY INFO ABOUT WHERE TO FIND THE ITEM IN QUESTION. I FULLY SUURPORT INDI GAMES, AND HAVE MADE DOTANTIONS TO FUTHER FUND MINECRAFT DEVOLPMENT.[/B]
after it crashes to the desktop a nice little error file is made, would it help if i posted it in [code] here?[/code][/QUOTE]
re-install java
restart computer
re-download minecraft (the .bin folder and the shortcut launcher thingy)
[editline]28th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;28860167][url]http://forums.thebestgamers.net/index.php?topic=17.0[/url]
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
someone shoot me
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;28860167][URL]http://forums.thebestgamers.net/index.php?topic=17.0[/URL]
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
If you can't tell that this is satire then I am genuinely sorry for you.
[QUOTE=swampie;28860175]re-install java
restart computer
re-download minecraft (the .bin folder and the shortcut launcher thingy)[/QUOTE]
1. done that 3 times already.
2. first thing i tried.
3. already said i've done that more times than i can count.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;28859795]Is it like the awesome "Minecraft Simulator" in VG?[/QUOTE]
If by that you mean you actually just stand in one spot in a mostly featureless room and are rewarded with an endless stream of goodies (but mostly shit items like feathers) while others are dying all around you (the mobs), then maybe.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;28860210]If you can't tell that this is satire then I am genuinely sorry for you.[/QUOTE]
Direct yourself away from the video and look at the posts. They're awful.
Another great advancement in Ventlegillian technology, the Ventlegille cloning facility is open for business!
[img]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32649PM.png?t=1301340553[/img]
[img]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32618PM.png?t=1301340570[/img]
[img]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32523PM.png?t=1301340623[/img]
[img]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32547PM.png?t=1301340600[/img]
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;28860310]Another great advancement in Ventlegillian technology, the Ventlegille cloning facility is open for business!
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32649PM.png?t=1301340553[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32618PM.png?t=1301340570[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32523PM.png?t=1301340623[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32547PM.png?t=1301340600[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
what [sp]NPC plugin are you using? [/sp]
[QUOTE=swampie;28860375]what [sp]NPC plugin are you using? [/sp][/QUOTE]
I'll never tell you [sp]what my middle name is, as for the plugin its http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/mech-citizens-v1-07d-npcs-for-bukkit-traders-guards-quests-coming-soon-556.7173/[/sp]
Can anybody tell me why I got bashed for posting that link?
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;28860430]I'll never tell you [sp]what my middle name is, as for the plugin its http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/mech-citizens-v1-07d-npcs-for-bukkit-traders-guards-quests-coming-soon-556.7173/[/sp][/QUOTE]
What's the vg ip? I lost my ip list :frown:
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;28860259]Direct yourself away from the video and look at the posts. They're awful.[/QUOTE]
They're also satire.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;28860488]They're also satire.[/QUOTE]
I would like to know how you make that judgement just from looking at them.
[QUOTE=Mattyyyy;28860486]What's the vg ip? I lost my ip list :frown:[/QUOTE]
[url]http://50.23.252.208/[/url]
we're relatively empty ATM so join up everyone! Theres science to be done!
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;28860517][url]http://50.23.252.208/[/url]
we're relatively empty ATM so join up everyone! Theres science to be done![/QUOTE]
Thanks :love:
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;28860504]I would like to know how you make that judgement just from looking at them.[/QUOTE]
[quote=HEROINHERO94]dumb devs cant even do anythingright (if it doesnt work with a zbox 460 it doesnt work"[IMG]http://forums.thebestgamers.net/Smileys/fantasticsmileys/copper.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad11/action_intern/things%20i%20do%20not%20wantyou%20to%20watch%20but/legalizeit.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]
Seriously.
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;28860310]Another great advancement in Ventlegillian technology, the Ventlegille cloning facility is open for business!
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32649PM.png?t=1301340553[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32618PM.png?t=1301340570[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32523PM.png?t=1301340623[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/johnlmonkey/Screenshot2011-03-28at32547PM.png?t=1301340600[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Do me do me do me
Oh god, I just found a 64+ ore vein of coal.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;28860598]Seriously.[/QUOTE]
Look, we're derailing the thread, so let's just end it here. Alright?
If they are posting ironically, I don't care. I found it funny/stupid, either way.
Also please add the VG banner to the OP
[img]http://i.imgur.com/XPIYl.png[/img]
The TF2 simulator is working better than expected.
[img]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2497/20110328140453.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Hypershadsy;28858890][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHAhRl1X6T0[/media]
I would have so much fun with this.[/QUOTE]
Is there a version for SMP? If there is itll be so fun to play with
My server is still up, and always will be:
Progress today:
- Working Permissions with chat colors
- Fast tree chopping, Chest protection, Craftbook (make gates, elevators, all that)
- NO Whitelist
[b]Fast-server.servegame.com[/b]
Be one of the pioneers of this developing server, and join today :)
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;28850256]The game has been working for me for the last few weeks, but when I tried to open it up today, it had the normal log-in screen and I logged in, but it said "(Not downloaded)" Any ideas as to what might be the problem?
[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]
:saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Repost.
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;28860167][url]http://forums.thebestgamers.net/index.php?topic=17.0[/url]
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
After reading a few more of the threads there, I seriously wanted to jump off of my house.
Any kind soul have a spare minecraft account to give away/trade?
I am going to make an epic tnt nuke video, but it requires me to have 2 logins.
[QUOTE=pal670;28862211]Any kind soul have a spare minecraft account to give away/trade?
I am going to make an epic tnt nuke video, but it requires me to have 2 logins.[/QUOTE]
no
[QUOTE=pal670;28862211]Any kind soul have a spare minecraft account to give away/trade?
I am going to make an epic tnt nuke video, but it requires me to have 2 logins.[/QUOTE]
put the server in offline mode
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