• Paradox Interactive Megathread V1 - "Rebels, Rebels Everywhere!"
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I just launched HOI3 for the first time in 4-5 months. Oh god I forgot how horrible the map looked. [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] Wow, I hadn't event started a game yet, I was at the map screen and it was already using using 1mil K of memory.
For some reason in my Comintern Sweden game Germany didn't invade the netherlands Luxembourg or Belgium and went straight through the Maginot line [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/tyter.PNG[/img] strange
this is actually fairly common from my experience.
Happened in my game as well, though Luxembourg got invaded. The Netherlands later joined the Allies and got destroyed.
One thing I noticed in HOI3, the less Aggressive faction gets members, say I make the allies start the war, a lot of European countries will flock to the Axis or the Communists.
Any mods that would fix the absolutely fucking retarded infantry combat in Hearts of Iron 3 + TFH because apparently my 1939/40 tier 2 infantry divisions backed up by artillery regiment got their shit slapped in a heavily fucking forested area against one single soviet division with medium tanks. [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/fuck_you_fuck_you_fuck_you.png[/IMG] Fuck you Paradox I even have my doctrines in chill condition [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/what_the_shit_nigga.png[/IMG]
Show us your modifiers.
[QUOTE=croguy;39091902]Show us your modifiers.[/QUOTE] What, you mean from the time when I tried to push that piece of shit division out of there? Fuck that shit, only now when they stopped 24/7 pushing all of my shit before they could even recover I could counterattack only here. [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/fuck_you.png[/IMG] I fucking hate shit like attacking with only one division then suddenly I am getting steamrolled no matter what the fuck I do. Seriously fuck this game I'm so tired of this shit, why do I even bother playing as anything else than Germany?
Not like that. Hover over the units and icons in the battle menu and it'll give you a bunch of green and red percentages. They 're the modifiers that shape out the total effectiveness and capabilities of an army unit.
[QUOTE=croguy;39092010]Not like that. Hover over the units and icons in the battle menu and it'll give you a bunch of green and red percentages. They 're the modifiers that shape out the total effectiveness and capabilities of an army unit.[/QUOTE] Those matter jack shit in this fucking game. No matter how good organization, commander or dug-in position. My troops always fucking lose eventually when they come under attack even if the odds are 1:1.5 infantry combat. [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/10_OUT_OF_10_VERY_REALISTIC_PIECE_OF_SHIT_WOULD_PLAY_AGAIN.png[/IMG] Two infantry divisions at 100% on land with no rivers tried to assault one russian infantry division while own air forces supported. Big fucking surprise they lost it and then it went downhill from there. 10/10 bestest forest combat simulation ever I am going to seek out the developers who made this game and strangle them to death
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092244]Those matter jack shit in this fucking game. No matter how good organization, commander or dug-in position. My troops always fucking lose eventually when they come under attack even if the odds are 1:1.5 infantry combat. [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/10_OUT_OF_10_VERY_REALISTIC_PIECE_OF_SHIT_WOULD_PLAY_AGAIN.png[/IMG] Two infantry divisions at 100% on land with no rivers tried to assault one russian infantry division while own air forces supported. Big fucking surprise they lost it and then it went downhill from there. 10/10 bestest forest combat simulation ever I am going to seek out the developers who made this game and strangle them to death[/QUOTE] "Hurr I am ignoring why I am losing clearly it's not my fault"
[QUOTE=scout1;39092251]"Hurr I am ignoring why I am losing clearly it's not my fault"[/QUOTE] "hurr I'm edgy little shit" Go fuck yourself [highlight](User was banned for this post (""Go fuck yourself" is not a nice thing to say to another user." - Swebonny))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092292]"hurr I'm edgy little shit" Go fuck yourself[/QUOTE] Maybe if you didn't whine that the game didn't work while refusing to understand how the game works
How do you guys make money from colonies in EU3, I've bottle-necked the British Empire by taking far to much in Africa and my budget is crumbling, by this point it looks better you just create some vassals there and leave.
Two front attack with fully organized divisions with combined strenght of 5 infantry regiments and one artillery regiment. Attack went good for a while then suddenly both of them started losing shittons of organization and not long after the second division dropped out. [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/BALANCE.png[/IMG] gg
[QUOTE=Thom12255;39092327]How do you guys make money from colonies in EU3, I've bottle-necked the British Empire by taking far to much in Africa and my budget is crumbling, by this point it looks better you just create some vassals there and leave.[/QUOTE] Africa sucks Also get a center of trade in your capital/coastal city otherwise yeah your stab costs are going through the roof with no money. [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=smeismastger;39092341]Two front attack with fully organized divisions with combined strenght of 5 infantry regiments and one artillery regiment. Attack went good for a while then suddenly both of them started losing shittons of organization and not long after the second division dropped out. [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/BALANCE.png[/IMG] gg[/QUOTE] You still haven't looked at the modifiers
[QUOTE=scout1;39092343] You still haven't looked at the modifiers[/QUOTE] "ATTACK = ATTACKER BONUS %5" "ELASTIC DEFENCE = ATTACKER BONUS -%25, DEFENDER DAMAGE BONUS %20, ATTACKER SPEED -%25"
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092394]"ATTACK = ATTACKER BONUS %5" "ELASTIC DEFENCE = ATTACKER BONUS -%25, DEFENDER DAMAGE BONUS %20, ATTACKER SPEED -%25"[/QUOTE] Read this post again you knob [QUOTE=croguy;39092010]Not like that. Hover over the units and icons in the battle menu and it'll give you a bunch of green and red percentages. They 're the modifiers that shape out the total effectiveness and capabilities of an army unit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092394]"ATTACK = ATTACKER BONUS %5" "ELASTIC DEFENCE = ATTACKER BONUS -%25, DEFENDER DAMAGE BONUS %20, ATTACKER SPEED -%25"[/QUOTE] Check the small icons and the units as well.
[QUOTE=scout1;39092401]Read this post again you knob[/QUOTE] You expect me to start switching from ingame to browser and type ALL the shit in every little information box of every little icon? Because you can check most of the shit from previous picture
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092446]You expect me to start switching from ingame to browser and type ALL the shit in every little information box of every little icon? Because you can check most of the shit from previous picture[/QUOTE] This isn't fucking hard. Look at the post. Read. Hover mouse over unit. Take picture. Post picture.
Is it me or is this thread's revolt risk rising
[QUOTE=scout1;39092454]This isn't fucking hard. Look at the post. Read. Hover mouse over unit. Take picture. Post picture.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/325151.png[/IMG] Like I can specifically know what the fuck you mean when there's one and thousand ways to know what affects your unit in what way everywhere
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092498][IMG]http://www.1337upload.net/files/325151.png[/IMG] Like I can specifically know what the fuck you mean when there's one and thousand ways to know what affects your unit in what way everywhere[/QUOTE] "Hover over the units and icons in the battle menu" This isn't hard if you know how to read. So you're attacking over snow, through the night, in bad terrain (forests). Gee I wonder why in that one why you're not getting through. Now look at the enemy's too.
You're fighting in night time, in terrible terrain, in terrible weather, with a severely unorganized and slow unit that is not appropriately equipped for combat against the current enemy. Kotlyarov's elastic defense also severely hampers your ability to attack effectively. Your units are probably suffering attrition as well.
[QUOTE=scout1;39092527]"Hover over the units and icons in the battle menu" This isn't hard if you know how to read. So you're attacking over snow, through the night, in bad terrain (forests). Gee I wonder why in that one why you're not getting through. Now look at the enemy's too.[/QUOTE] I started the attack in the middle of a day you nitpicking smartass and it wouldn't be a first time I've won a battle after about two days of nonstop fighting.
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092557]I started the attack in the middle of a day you nitpicking smartass and it wouldn't be a first time I've won a battle after about two days of nonstop fighting.[/QUOTE] Yet THAT IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING You're not paying any attention to the battle conditions then getting mad when your men can't break a superior enemy through snow and forests and the night.
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092292]"hurr I'm edgy little shit" Go fuck yourself[/QUOTE] Calm down, holy shit
[QUOTE=scout1;39092603] You're not paying any attention to the battle conditions then getting mad when your men can't break a superior enemy through snow and forests and the night.[/QUOTE] Have you even played this fucking series? Are you possibly blind? Or are you purposefully ignoring parts where I specifically said that two full strenght & organized divisions of mine can't handle one enemy infantry division? Superior forces my ass, just fuck off because even from your first lovely contributioning post into this discussion shows how much you are in for just being edgy asshat.
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39092712]Have you even played this fucking series? Are you possibly blind? Or are you purposefully ignoring parts where I specifically said that two full strenght & organized divisions of mine can't handle one enemy infantry division? Superior forces my ass, just fuck off because even from your first lovely contributioning post into this discussion shows how much you are in for just being edgy asshat.[/QUOTE] Yet you haven't posted the modifiers from that battle. I expect there'll be a similarly obvious reason for your loss... if you bother to look.
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