S.T.A.L.K.E.R Series Megathread: Horseradish Carnage Suit edition.
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Awesome man! Now I just have to wait until I can afford them :(
Minor spoilers about factions:
[sp]Duty and Freedom under the same roof? Aww hell naw!"[/sp]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20015146]Minor spoilers about factions:
[sp]Duty and Freedom under the same roof? Aww hell naw!"[/sp][/QUOTE]
the dialog in the game is so bad it's funny to hear the NPCs talk to each other.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20015146]Minor spoilers about factions:
[sp]Duty and Freedom under the same roof? Aww hell naw!"[/sp][/QUOTE]
I clicked that, and my jaw dropped, holy fuck.
Goddamnit I need to learn Russian. [url]http://tiny[/url] url.com/y98l28o
Yes we all knew there's books but click on books and read the descriptions.
:iia:
Goddamnit garry all censoring links and such.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20015146]Minor spoilers about factions:
[sp]Duty and Freedom under the same roof? Aww hell naw!"[/sp][/QUOTE]
Now that I reflect on this, it could be a really good comedy show.
Billy Cosby could be the Freedom Leader and George Lopez could be the Duty Leader.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20015545]Now that I reflect on this, it could be a really good comedy show.
Billy Cosby could be the Freedom Leader and George Lopez could be the Duty Leader.[/QUOTE]
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Bill Cosby as Lukash
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20015146]Minor spoilers about factions:
[sp]Duty and Freedom under the same roof? Aww hell naw!"[/sp][/QUOTE]
[SP]They've got a pact to not fight in or near the station. there's plenty of fighting between them in the surrounding areas though. I agree with you though, it's fuckin' weird.[/SP]
[QUOTE=Paravin;20010142]The problem with anti-radiation artifacts is that they are rare. Jellyfishes, Twists and Bubbles are hard to come by.
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And by the time you can buy them from Beard, you've already got them. The first part of the game mostly relies on Anti-Rads and Vodka.
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But, If I remember correctly - minor artifact spoiler - [sp]There should be a Jellyfish in the Claw Anomaly right in the middle of Zaton. Near the Gas Station.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Actually you can get a Jellyfish right at the beginning of SOC. Wolf(I think that was his name) will reward it to you.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;20016032]Actually you can get a Jellyfish right at the beginning of SOC. Wolf(I think that was his name) will reward it to you.[/QUOTE]
CoP not SHOC.
There's a stone flower in the roof next to the truck crashed on the right side of the beginner base. It's just across from the house with the merc jacket.
Nevermind then.
[b]"Leader! Someone let a Bloodsucker into the base!"[/b]
[i]*Bloodsucker appears to kill Duty Leader, only then does he remove his mask, it's Lukash!*[/i]
[b]"Lukash! Oh, you!"[/b] [i]*Places hands on hips and makes a silly face.*[/i]
[i]*Laughter and Applause, fade to black*[/i]
I can see it now..
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We could call it "All in The Faction."
Say, in Total Factional Warfare, is it possible to make friendly with another faction? If not then what is the quickest way to turn them into rotting skeletons? :)
(Sarcasm on that last comment, I'll just snipe the absolute shit out of them)
I say we pitch the show to HBO.
[QUOTE=Flame NeoG;20015631][SP]They've got a pact to not fight in or near the station. there's plenty of fighting between them in the surrounding areas though. I agree with you though, it's fuckin' weird.[/SP][/QUOTE]It's so awkward it's like being in an overcrowded sauna with no towels.
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;20016370]Say, in Total Factional Warfare, is it possible to make friendly with another faction? If not then what is the quickest way to turn them into rotting skeletons? :)
(Sarcasm on that last comment, I'll just snipe the absolute shit out of them)[/QUOTE]
My preferred method of Faction destruction is to bring a squad to the entrance of the area they're in, go and solo the entire base, then call in the squad to capture it. Base cap=more resources and sqauds.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;20016380]I say we pitch the show to HBO.[/QUOTE]
I think they would fuck it up so bad unless a good director was behind it.
We should all direct it.
Direction by community...I don't think that's been done yet.
[QUOTE=Sibilantjoe;20016513]My preferred method of Faction destruction is to bring a squad to the entrance of the area they're in, go and solo the entire base, then call in the squad to capture it. Base cap=more resources and sqauds.[/QUOTE]I usually sent a squad to a point closest to the entry, then get up on a ridge or hill and just kept camping them at the doorway with a sniper. 500 Bullets, Fully Upgraded SVD, 20 enemies, so little time. (Seriously, time flies by in that game)
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;20016653]I think they would fuck it up so bad unless a good director was behind it.
We should all direct it.
Direction by community...I don't think that's been done yet.[/QUOTE]
I'm a director though... :saddowns:
I finally got a reply from Gamestop.
Dear, Dick Bitchwhistle.
I apologize for the confusion with Stalker Call of Pripyat. I have done some quick research on this title. Both stores were correct, this game was not designated as “pre-orderable”. The game appears to have been placed on back order. The current GameStop web site listed the status of the game as “back order”. Due to these facts, the stores would not have any information on this game. Based on my stock look-up screen, it looks like the initial shipment arrived at our warehouse today. This may not be accurate. I have requested that a copy of this game be sent to the Orange Plaza store for you. I will inform the store that I have ordered this for you. I will also track my request and keep you updated on my success. We will notify you as soon as it arrives and will hold it for you.
If there is anything else I can do for you, please let me know,
I'm going to stick with my translated Russian version of COP for now, I'm afraid to spend 40 bucks on something that isn't all too impressive. I can't wait for some mods for it though, that'll change my mind and actually buy it.
My girl friend came home and I showed her what I posted the other night. The "Hey, Baby. Want to give all your glory to my Monolith?" Post. The conversation was something like this;
Me: "Hey, look at what I posted on the STALKER thread."
Her: "I'd also help you construct addition pylons." Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge.
Me: "I love it when you talk dirty to me."
I love having a geeky girl friend.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20018060]My girl friend came home and I showed her what I posted the other night. The "Hey, Baby. Want to give all your glory to my Monolith?" Post. The conversation was something like this;
Me: "Hey, look at what I posted on the STALKER thread."
Her: "I'd also help you construct addition pylons." Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge.
Me: "I love it when you talk dirty to me."
I love having a geeky girl friend.[/QUOTE]It really helps when you're a gamer, doesn't it? Also...
[b]YOU MUST SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS...[/b]
[img]http://www.sc2blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/overlord.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;20018278]It really helps when you're a gamer, doesn't it? Also...
[b]YOU MUST SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS...[/b]
[img]http://www.sc2blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/overlord.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20016864]This is the best I could do.
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/b3d800crappyallinthefa.jpg[/img]
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I finally got a reply from Gamestop.
Dear, Dick Bitchwhistle.
I apologize for the confusion with Stalker Call of Pripyat. I have done some quick research on this title. Both stores were correct, this game was not designated as “pre-orderable”. The game appears to have been placed on back order. The current GameStop web site listed the status of the game as “back order”. Due to these facts, the stores would not have any information on this game. Based on my stock look-up screen, it looks like the initial shipment arrived at our warehouse today. This may not be accurate. I have requested that a copy of this game be sent to the Orange Plaza store for you. I will inform the store that I have ordered this for you. I will also track my request and keep you updated on my success. We will notify you as soon as it arrives and will hold it for you.
If there is anything else I can do for you, please let me know,[/QUOTE]
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All In the Faction, premiering tonight at 11! :D
Much better. Someone needs to make a screen play and try to pitch it to people via email.
Those are both fucking terrible pictures.
Like Amez, I'll be sticking with my translated RUS version, at least until CoP is out on Steam. I like the Russian voiceover more anyway--all the shitty gangster talk in Clear Sky has turned me off of CoP in english.
Translated CoP? Fuhgetabout it.
I'm off to bed. I refuse to play STALKER alone at night.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20018986]Translated CoP? Fuhgetabout it.
I'm off to bed. I refuse to play STALKER alone at night.[/QUOTE]
sissy
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20018986]Translated CoP? Fuhgetabout it.
I'm off to bed. I refuse to play STALKER alone at night.[/QUOTE]
Entire CodeMonkey is baby.
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