S.T.A.L.K.E.R Series Megathread: Horseradish Carnage Suit edition. - Games

The S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Wiki is a disgrace to Wikis everywhere. Half the links point to wrong articles, some articles are one line, and the grammar is as bad as it is in vanilla SHoC.

godfuckingdammit I want CoP, so I was going to order it online, but there's a blizzard coming, and there's no way it'll get though. so I'll be stuck in my house for three days, without CoP :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Retardation;20043581]Have you seen how they were playing the game? Wearing no armor and having no medkits then complaining that you get killed often.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I noticed the lovely moment where they revealed they were playing with Strelok in a sweater. Not to mention that was the worst pronunciation of Strelok's name I've ever heard. Even the damn game itself says Strel-uk short vowel e, not long e. Worthless idiots can't even get their English right.

[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;20034873]Or just collect the one In the house roof, near the entrance to the Loner camp on the left/right (the side with the tree on it)[/QUOTE] That was the first thing I did. I got the Merc suit though, which is decent enough. I've just been saving my RU for a better suit ( I've been playing for two weeks and I'm still at Garbage because I stockpile a bunch of stuff ).

[QUOTE=Thomo;20043773]Put together a community effort to fix them?[/QUOTE] I would if I could be assed to. I just like complaining about things.

[QUOTE=Thomo;20043773]Put together a community effort to fix them?[/QUOTE] We should really attempt to make a Left4Dead-esque Stalker mod. It'd be much better with all the creepy shit we have to draw from. :3 Bloodfucker Mother Tank :3

[QUOTE=Libertas;20043605]Yeah, I noticed the lovely moment where they revealed they were playing with Strelok in a sweater. Not to mention that was the worst pronunciation of Strelok's name I've ever heard. Even the damn game itself says Strel-uk short vowel e, not long e. Worthless idiots can't even get their English right.[/QUOTE] Someone give us their homeaddress so we can beat them to bulb, I swear to God I was literally [I]praying[/I] so fucking hard for the ability to PUNCH throught my monitor and across the internet. That I think I probaly contacted several other Gods that were on the hearing range. Because God damn, those were the most painfull gameplays I have ever watched in my life. Almost made me rip my skin of my chest and tear out my ribcage and crush it apart. I have never been this angry because of an game review

I hope Lurk 1.1 will use stalker's regular suit colors (to fit with the clear sky arms) atleast if you add clear sky arms. It also would fit with the corpses (the static corpses like in yantar are still wearing default armor)

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;20043939]Someone give us their homeaddress so we can beat them to bulb, I swear to God I was literally [I]praying[/I] so fucking hard for the ability to PUNCH across the internet. That I think I probaly contacted several other Gods that were on the hearing range. Because God damn, those were the most painfull gameplays I have ever watched in my life. Almost made me rip my skin of my chest and tear out my ribcage and tore it apart.[/QUOTE] To Google Maps!

If someone need STALKER SoC, PM me! (of course only who can give sg for it, thx)

I just got SoC today. I will not divulge whether or not the cat drawing had anything to do with this. :ninja:

[QUOTE=Maxty;20043977]If someone need STALKER SoC, PM me! (of course only who can give sg for it, thx)[/QUOTE] Someone was asking steam for a 18$ deal off last few pages. Try contacting him. Ahaha ninja'd by him. [editline]02:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Libertas;20043948]To Google Maps![/QUOTE] The server is hosted at South Pasadena, California. right next to the cross section of Diamond Ave and Monterey road. [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3567/boyac.png[/img]

Yay, CoP arrived early. :neckbeard: Wah, it won't launch because of a problem a bunch of people are having. :frown:

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;20045153]Yay, CoP arrived early. :neckbeard: Wah, it won't launch because of a problem a bunch of people are having. :frown:[/QUOTE] yeah, I had a problem launching it yesterday turns out I can't have fraps open when launching it. but now it works fine, I have to alt-tab and open fraps after launching CoP.

[QUOTE=Makol;20045245]yeah, I had a problem launching it yesterday turns out I can't have fraps open when launching it. but now it works fine, I have to alt-tab and open fraps after launching CoP.[/QUOTE] I don't even have fraps running. Some people say it's xfire, but exiting that and launching does nothing... I got it to launch once, but then I had to restart for the settings to take effect. :saddowns:

that sucks :frown:

Does looking certain directions at the Army Warehouse section in SHoC bog down anyone's framerate? I'm running vanilla and it sometimes drops my frames a fair amount. Luckily there aren't that many enemies that I need to worry about except for the village.

[QUOTE=Paravin;20040364]So, what memes have been found in the English CoP?[/QUOTE] Well, the main character is from the Bronx New York. His favorite line is "Nah, that's okay, fuhgetaboutit" Everyone else is from the deep south, their favorite greeting is "Howdy-Ho!" And everyone else is from Harlem. "Wassup, Man?"

I think it's been posted before, but here's the stuff in the collector's edition: [img_thumb]http://i48.tinypic.com/rm4rgm.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i47.tinypic.com/t54zcw.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i47.tinypic.com/28cdlb7.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i49.tinypic.com/2nw3b10.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i49.tinypic.com/ogvwh4.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i45.tinypic.com/2jdjm7n.jpg[/img_thumb] Even though it says "map, tech tree, stickers and more" there's nothing else. And the bloodsucker is on the back of the manual.

They're all collectors editions by the way. I paid 40 bucks and they only had the collectors edition, mine came with all that too.

So why do they call it the collector's edition if there's no standard edition? :v: Oh well, normal price for a map and stuff is cool.

Because they're Ukrainian. And that's what I said, I'm still debating where I'll use the stickers.

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;20045565]I think it's been posted before, but here's the stuff in the collector's edition: [img_thumb]http://i48.tinypic.com/rm4rgm.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i47.tinypic.com/t54zcw.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i47.tinypic.com/28cdlb7.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i49.tinypic.com/2nw3b10.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i49.tinypic.com/ogvwh4.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://i45.tinypic.com/2jdjm7n.jpg[/img_thumb] Even though it says "map, tech tree, stickers and more" there's nothing else. And the bloodsucker is on the back of the manual.[/QUOTE] yep I beat you, few pages back. but you have better pictures so you win. [editline]01:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20045537]Well, the main character is from the Bronx New York. His favorite line is "Nah, that's okay, fuhgetaboutit" Everyone else is from the deep south, their favorite greeting is "Howdy-Ho!" And everyone else is from Harlem. "Wassup, Man?"[/QUOTE] they say "Wassup bro?" or they change it up a bit and say "What is up bro?"

I like the Shadow of Chernobyl Collector's Edition. With the fancy metal case and map and stuff.

[QUOTE=Zackin5;20044581]Someone was asking steam for a 18$ deal off last few pages. Try contacting him.[/QUOTE] Thank you! I'll search him.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2XO33.jpg[/IMG] Before anyone asks, that isn't my last name.

sure it's not...

My name isn't Dick BitchWhistle regardless what my email says. Anyway, possible minor spoilers regarding Technitions; [sp]Where are the basic fucking tools!?[/sp]

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20045834]My name isn't Dick BitchWhistle regardless what my email says. Anyway, possible minor spoilers regarding Technitions; [sp]Where are the basic fucking tools!?[/sp][/QUOTE] which technician? one you have have find it on your own while adventuring and the other will mark your map.

Not the Tech, his tools. It's not really a spoiler I just wanted to be safe incase anyone freaked out about it. I'm looking for the tools he needs.