Stuff that annoys you (In DotA 2): V. Riki + Good Player - Games

Shit, I got 2 power failures during 2 games and haven't had the chance to reconnect in time, so I spent 21 hours in the punishment pool. As soon as I got out of "detention" this guys speaking in russian starts making threats at me, that he's going to report me because I'm not moving bottom because for some reason, at level 4 he invaded my lane (where I was with another person) and wanted me to swap with me. I said no, got reported by him and his friend. After that in the next game, I received an urgent call from my dad, so I had to answer in game. When I realize, I got this "you have abandoned" message despite me sticking to the end of the game (and we won). Now I'm in the low priority pool again. Fuck me...

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39309568]Shit, I got 2 power failures during 2 games and haven't had the chance to reconnect in time, so I spent 21 hours in the punishment pool. As soon as I got out of "detention" this guys speaking in russian starts making threats at me, that he's going to report me because I'm not moving bottom because for some reason, at level 4 he invaded my lane (where I was with another person) and wanted me to swap with me. I said no, got reported by him and his friend. After that in the next game, I received an urgent call from my dad, so I had to answer in game. When I realize, I got this "you have abandoned" message despite me sticking to the end of the game (and we won). Now I'm in the low priority pool again. Fuck me...[/QUOTE] valve should ignore any reports from a russian person

I once got in a pickle with a brazilian guy too. I then started speaking in portuguese and he kneeled before his master.

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;39309728]valve should ignore any reports from a russian person[/QUOTE] oh here we go again. let me generalize it even more for you; valve should ignore any reports that are groundless or uncalled-for.

[url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/4/4f/Dro_laugh_08.mp3[/url] This laugh. Not only did the cunt pick Drow, but GOD DAMN IT THIS LAUGH. [editline]22nd January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Unisath;39264434]when supports take mid over carries yes I get that there are supports that can carry but when witch doctor refuses to give me mid as drow I want to cry it was seriously that venge/pudge comic except I was drow instead of pudge[/QUOTE] You deserve it for playing Drow.

[QUOTE=Zoran;39320365] You deserve it for playing Drow.[/QUOTE] identifying_normal_bracket_players.txt

Drow and Sniper on the same team, I'd be on a great team, we'd dominate the early-mid game but then sniper finishes his extended range, and drow gets that ult - game over. Game turns around and you spend 20-30 minutes fighting a losing battle, I call for their removal or at least nerfing, I think that drow should possibly have an AoE Ult or something like Assassination and Sniper should have his range as an ult and Assassination as his Third move but nerfed or costing more mana

or you can play as a 5 man premade and gank them early game while they have no escape mechanism

[QUOTE=georgeface;39324506]Drow and Sniper on the same team, I'd be on a great team, we'd dominate the early-mid game but then sniper finishes his extended range, and drow gets that ult - game over. Game turns around and you spend 20-30 minutes fighting a losing battle, I call for their removal or at least nerfing, I think that drow should possibly have an AoE Ult or something like Assassination and Sniper should have his range as an ult and Assassination as his Third move but nerfed or costing more mana[/QUOTE] So you want to absolutely gimp sniper until he is level 16. His job is to use his range to get good positioning to make up for his piss-poor HP pool and low early game damage. I can agree with Drow being a bullshit no-skill hero, though.

[QUOTE=dual elites;39321217]identifying_normal_bracket_players.txt[/QUOTE] Look out, guys, this guy took me seriously.

You know what pisses me off? Dick people that pick dick heroes and play them well and take advantage of pub scenes (ie people that are impossible to deal with if the other team isnt communication) and they KNOW they're playing a dick hero

[QUOTE=dual elites;39321217]identifying_normal_bracket_players.txt[/QUOTE] The problem with Drow is no mater how you shut her down, she bounces back the SECOND she hits level 6. She isn't like most carries, where she farms for most the game and you can stop her before she becomes a problem. She does idiotically strong damage while superglue-ing you to the ground silencing you for 6 seconds and killing you in three hits. She's not "squishy". She has a huge amount of armor and a higher then average 1.9 strength gain. She take absolutely no skill to play, bounces back easily no matter how you try to shut her down, and controls the game by sitting still and attacking everyone. [editline]23rd January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Captain Chalky;39328468]Jungle Lifestealers. Nobody uses him right, not even after he has been used (correctly) in the competitive scene. God damn it, free lifesteal doesn't mean "must jungle".[/QUOTE] "Everyone must use his as he is being used in the pro scene and if they don't they are bad players." That's what I hate even more. Not every Tiny has to rush Aghanims into Yasha, and just because pro teams don't do it doesn't mean Luna shouldn't be mid.

[QUOTE=RagerTrader;39330746]The problem with Drow is no mater how you shut her down, she bounces back the SECOND she hits level 6. She isn't like most carries, where she farms for most the game and you can stop her before she becomes a problem. She does idiotically strong damage while superglue-ing you to the ground silencing you for 6 seconds and killing you in three hits. She's not "squishy". She has a huge amount of armor and a higher then average 1.9 strength gain. She take absolutely no skill to play, bounces back easily no matter how you try to shut her down, and controls the game by sitting still and attacking everyone. [editline]23rd January 2013[/editline] "Everyone must use his as he is being used in the pro scene and if they don't they are bad players." That's what I hate even more. Not every Tiny has to rush Aghanims into Yasha, and just because pro teams don't do it doesn't mean Luna shouldn't be mid.[/QUOTE] Lifestealer is pretty shitty in jungle tho. Compared to lane.

The best part is when someone picks Lifestealer against Pudge... And then promptly jungles instead of completely ruining everything for Pudge.

[QUOTE=RagerTrader;39330746] She's not "squishy". She has a huge amount of armor and a higher then average 1.9 strength gain. She take absolutely no skill to play, bounces back easily no matter how you try to shut her down, and controls the game by sitting still and attacking everyone.[/QUOTE] armour means nothing if you don't have HP and [url=http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Table_of_Hero_attributes]lol if you think 1.9[/url] is "above average" she has 0 escapes, she has exactly 1 CC ability (that is a slow, the weakest form of CC (and also requires her to stand still and attack)), she has no HP and the moment you move 200 units within her attack range her damage and armour get sliced in half stop blaming the hero and start learning to play

[QUOTE=dual elites;39334626]armour means nothing if you don't have HP and [url=http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Table_of_Hero_attributes]lol if you think 1.9[/url] is "above average" she has 0 escapes, she has exactly 1 CC ability (that is a slow, the weakest form of CC (and also requires her to stand still and attack)), she has no HP and the moment you move 200 units within her attack range her damage and armour get sliced in half stop blaming the hero and start learning to play[/QUOTE] A 60% slow, large attack speed, and 113 damage + armor at level 7.

[QUOTE=dual elites;39334626]armour means nothing if you don't have HP and [url=http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Table_of_Hero_attributes]lol if you think 1.9[/url] is "above average" she has 0 escapes, she has exactly 1 CC ability (that is a slow, the weakest form of CC (and also requires her to stand still and attack)), she has no HP and the moment you move 200 units within her attack range her damage and armour get sliced in half stop blaming the hero and start learning to play[/QUOTE] Drow hits twice as hard (and pretty damn faster) than most carries with, no items, simply due to getting to level 6. Her armor gain is ridiculously good due to all the agility. If her team has a ward or something, ganking her wont work that easily. You can't gank her with too few people because she will just kill them, or at least one of them before dying. If you fail a gank, you're wasting exp and gold, and the problem with Drow is that she can farm so fast that she won't lose nearly as much gold/exp. When she gets a shadowblade, she basically is like a Clinkz with orchid - a goddamn good ganker, and a pretty damn good escapist as well. You almost sound like a person who [I]likes[/I] Drow, no offense :v:

~~85? [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/903238510223635658/C8A83BA73444A0FA2FA623448B8BB1691A898D0A/[/t] 113, 120 if you max the aura first.

[QUOTE=maxumym;39340157]~~85? [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/903238510223635658/C8A83BA73444A0FA2FA623448B8BB1691A898D0A/[/t] 113, 120 if you max the aura first.[/QUOTE] Damn I did 20 agi instead of 40, derp.

youre forgetting the items you'll have by then drow does around 150 with her ult and items at 6

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;39328468]Jungle Lifestealers. Nobody uses him right, not even after he has been used (correctly) in the competitive scene. God damn it, free lifesteal doesn't mean "must jungle".[/QUOTE] I ussually Jungle around level 3 or 4, and pull the creep wave.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;39343222]that's the single worst thing you can do in this game[/QUOTE] Yea, but I pull the creep waves and kill the neutrals and go back in my lane.

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;39343302]Yea, but I pull the creep waves and kill the neutrals and go back in my lane.[/QUOTE] Pull gold is for supports generally

[QUOTE=dual elites;39334626]armour means nothing if you don't have HP and [url=http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Table_of_Hero_attributes]lol if you think 1.9[/url] is "above average" she has 0 escapes, she has exactly 1 CC ability (that is a slow, the weakest form of CC (and also requires her to stand still and attack)), she has no HP and the moment you move 200 units within her attack range her damage and armour get sliced in half stop blaming the hero and start learning to play[/QUOTE] Identifying_drow_picker.txt

There is a mythical force on all random that makes any support on your team, even if you got 4, to DONT buy the courier, and instead buy boots or bracer first.

Playing Faceless, one teammate disconnects, them the other two in quick succession. This leaves me and centaur vs 5 enemy heroes (Drow, Miranda, Riki, Huskar, Sven). Enemy team proceeds to continually say "gg" and "lol you lose noobs" all the way through. Get killed a few times and "Learn to play noob" is what I get. Good news: Eventually carried void. Won 5v1 teamfights by killing their entire team at once, and then took down their entire base + ancient with centaur after they dropped a divine for me to pick up. Afterwards I get called "nolife gamer". So yeah, teamquitters are a bitch, but cocky enemy team is annoying as shit.

people who don't build scepter on night stalker it is hands down 100% the best upgrade in the game, get that shit goddamnit

Sometimes you don't even need it

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;39340112]Drow hits twice as hard (and pretty damn faster) than most carries with, no items, simply due to getting to level 6. Her armor gain is ridiculously good due to all the agility. If her team has a ward or something, ganking her wont work that easily. You can't gank her with too few people because she will just kill them, or at least one of them before dying. If you fail a gank, you're wasting exp and gold, and the problem with Drow is that she can farm so fast that she won't lose nearly as much gold/exp. When she gets a shadowblade, she basically is like a Clinkz with orchid - a goddamn good ganker, and a pretty damn good escapist as well. You almost sound like a person who [I]likes[/I] Drow, no offense :v:[/QUOTE] I don't know, either she isn't that good, or I've played against really bad players, because every time I encounter one I can often kill them pretty easily. Shadow Demon with some sentry wards or dust of appearance, bam. Personally, I find Viper a lot more annoying. Plus, similarly to Drow, only asshole players seem to pick him.

[QUOTE=_Kilburn;39364284]I don't know, either she isn't that good, or I've played against really bad players, because every time I encounter one I can often kill them pretty easily. Shadow Demon with some sentry wards or dust of appearance, bam. Personally, I find Viper a lot more annoying. Plus, similarly to Drow, only asshole players seem to pick him.[/QUOTE] Viper is a weird carry because none of his skills scale with items all that well, except for Nethertoxin and attack speed. He gains strength from levels, and poisons are always annoying to deal with. This is the reason why he often builds tanky like Razor, he doesn't need many carry-items to deal damage, which is also why he is annoying to deal with. He doesn't stransist to late game as well though. And Shadow Demon counter almost every carry. The more fed they are, the more damage those illusions deal.