[QUOTE=elowin;34965497]What about some illusions?
Love me some sex with something that only exists in my mind.[/QUOTE]
It'd sure beat jerking off anyway.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
Hmm, you could use illusion spells for fetishes that might kill you like vore or something.
Discussing power perversion potential, fandoms really are all alike. Well, I prefer it to the bickering before.
[QUOTE=Rents;34965554]It'd sure beat jerking off anyway.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
Hmm, you could use illusion spells for fetishes that might kill you like vore or something.[/QUOTE]
This conversation is not turning weird at all, nope, most certainly is not.'
And i most certainly did not make it worse with my previous posts, nope, i would never do such a thing.
I think if I ever used illusions for that it'd be the first time someone had to roll for sanity loss in D&D.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
Reduce/enlarge person could be used for kinky things too. Mage hand and scrying as well. No wonder wizards are usually dirty old men.
I had a sweet post typed out about why min/maxing isn't evil but then chrome ate it because I unblocked googleapis from running on pages to get infinite looper to run.
The bottom line was most monsters / encounters are balanced against optimal characters (4e commits this sin) so to make the session run smoothly and quickly (bogged down combat is not fun).
Been playing some Baldur's Gate and noticed this nice DnD thread, but all you guys are talking about is masturbation and sex. Maybe i should just slowly back out of the thread.
Animate rope would have "uses" as well.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=LordApocca;34966587]Been playing some Baldur's Gate and noticed this nice DnD thread, but all you guys are talking about is masturbation and sex. Maybe i should just slowly back out of the thread.[/QUOTE]
We normally don't :v:
DnD can only be about masturbation and sex if you play with Facepunch
[QUOTE=Rents;34966625]We normally don't :v:[/QUOTE]
People wouldn't be surprised if they knew a few of the FPers posting here.
[QUOTE=LordApocca;34966587]Been playing some Baldur's Gate and noticed this nice DnD thread, but all you guys are talking about is masturbation and sex. Maybe i should just slowly back out of the thread.[/QUOTE]
Get back in here or im going to get my beholder girlfriend to rape your ass!
[QUOTE=HALP Cat;34966635]DnD can only be about masturbation and sex if you play with Facepunch[/QUOTE]
Probably the only place where I could find a DM who's both good and might actually allow me to molest a party member for kicks.
[QUOTE=Rents;34966690]Probably the only place where I could find a DM who's both good and might actually allow me to molest a party member for kicks.[/QUOTE]
I may allow you to molest a party member for kicks, but im most certainly not good!
...
I assume everyone here cares about Baldur's Gate and knows about the new teaser site owned by the director at Beamdog studios. Anyone got any idea how Beamdog could possibly have gotten the rights to Baldur's Gate? I thought they were owned by Atari nowadays? I can't imagine it being a hoax site either.
[QUOTE=LordApocca;34966841]I assume everyone here cares about Baldur's Gate and knows about the new teaser site owned by the director at Beamdog studios. Anyone got any idea how Beamdog could possibly have gotten the rights to Baldur's Gate? I thought they were owned by Atari nowadays? I can't imagine it being a hoax site either.[/QUOTE]
Magick.
[QUOTE=elowin;34966862]Magick.[/QUOTE]
I can't imagine Atari just giving away the rights to a tiny developer like that. Man, i'm excited to find out what the site is about. If it's some kind of sick joke, i want to know soon darn it.
[QUOTE=LordApocca;34966913]I can't imagine Atari just giving away the rights to a tiny developer like that. Man, i'm excited to find out what the site is about. If it's some kind of sick joke, i want to know soon darn it.[/QUOTE]
They rolled a natural 20 on their bluff check, said that they had owned it this entire time.
[QUOTE=LordApocca;34966841]I assume everyone here cares about Baldur's Gate and knows about the new teaser site owned by the director at Beamdog studios. Anyone got any idea how Beamdog could possibly have gotten the rights to Baldur's Gate? I thought they were owned by Atari nowadays? I can't imagine it being a hoax site either.[/QUOTE]
iOS port.
Hey, i just got the best idea, let's all start a F.A.T.A.L. game!
It's the only game that has complex rules for determining your girth!
Also, here, have a look at some of the epic random magical effects!
[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg28/scaled.php?server=28&filename=wtfcu.png&res=medium[/img]
I think I need to find a more mature community. I've always been an oddball around here.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;34971873]I think I need to find a more mature community. I've always been an oddball around here.[/QUOTE]
Good luck but I doubt many of them will need fresh meat.
[QUOTE=elowin;34971853]Hey, i just got the best idea, let's all start a F.A.T.A.L. game!
It's the only game that has complex rules for determining your girth!
Also, here, have a look at some of the epic random magical effects!
[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg28/scaled.php?server=28&filename=wtfcu.png&res=medium[/img][/QUOTE]
I'll be the DM.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;34973664]Good luck but I doubt many of them will need fresh meat.[/QUOTE]
Don't go /tg/ tho, it's even worse.
And it has been worse then it is now, it was /d/-lite.
Also I can't host the game tonight.
Sorry, I have an birthday I CANNOT miss.
My nephew's turning 2, and I need to be there, it's my sister's son after all.
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;34973664]Good luck but I doubt many of them will need fresh meat.[/QUOTE]
I doubt there even is a mature community online.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;34973675]Also I can't host the game tonight.
Sorry, I have an birthday I CANNOT miss.
My nephew's turning 2, and I need to be there, it's my sister's son after all.[/QUOTE]
Nooo, my weekend is ruined FOREVER!
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;34973884]I doubt there even is a mature community online.[/QUOTE]
I really don't think finding a community more mature than Facepunch will be very hard.
[QUOTE=elowin;34973916]I really don't think finding a community more mature than Facepunch will be very hard.[/QUOTE]
Maybe Facepunch has ruined people and the internet for me (FOREVER!).
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;34973948]Maybe Facepunch has ruined people and the internet for me (FOREVER!).[/QUOTE]
Maybe that's a good thing?
[QUOTE=elowin;34974008]Maybe that's a good thing?[/QUOTE]
But people are everywhere.
So is the internet.
[QUOTE=elowin;34974869]So is the internet.[/QUOTE]
True, oh well...
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;34973675]I'll be the DM.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
Don't go /tg/ tho, it's even worse.
And it has been worse then it is now, it was /d/-lite.
Also I can't host the game tonight.
Sorry, I have an birthday I CANNOT miss.
My nephew's turning 2, and I need to be there, it's my sister's son after all.[/QUOTE]
There goes my weekend. I got up early on a saturday for this too. Couldn't you have posted something in the steam group?
Postponing my group's session by an hour because alcohol.
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