So here's the lowdown on the latest installment of "the worst inquisitors in imperium history".
After obtaining passes and the location of the compound, our inquisitors went out to obtain transport. There, they found someone willing to cart them across via horse carriage, but he recommended we get warm clothing as a blizzard was blocking the way. Strutting back into the city (much to the distaste of the guards), we obtained large fluffy fur coats which sir brynjolf stuffed down his visor hole because men never take their armor off. They traversed the blizzard until their cart snapped a wheel in the middle of a valley. It would be a simple affair to fix if it weren't for the Great White Wyrm who emerged to kill them (but died before it actually got a hit in besides falling on one of the horses). After defeating a beast of legend, they arrive no problem, brynjolf and the assassin climbing a wall to get a look into the compound. Of course, diplomacy eventualyl kicks in, and they find themselves under question and scrutiny of the guards. Brynjolf, sensing his time to shine, chimes in saying they are a group of travelling bards sent to entertain Dr. Zarkhov. After one incredibly shitty song, they are let in, bynjolf's giant fucking hammer and the assassin's laspistol being their only weapons, as everything else was confiscated for safekeeping. They donned chemical protecting suits over their armor (bryn armor count now 3x) and passed through some science area before hacking their way into the inner sanctum. Inside, some guards were heading down, so the assassin and psyker hide on the roof of the area, while the tech priest hides behind a pillar. Brynjolf, being unpredictable, dives into the kitchen. More on this in a moment. The guards come in and find themselves under ambush, the psyker spasming them to extreme pain while everyone else just starts beating them up. Brynjolf runs into the kitchen to find 2 Italiano cuisine chefs questioning him. The giant metal behemoth SOMEHOW manages to convince them that Dr. Zarkhov and the guards are purging the facility and that they must organize a worker's revolt in order to stop them. The chefs get giant butcher knives (giving one to B) and some blowtorches.
All in all, in between the psyker somehow being a more charming fellow to this hot receptionist chick and me recruiting some random NPCS for a revolt(soon to be the army of brynjolf), it was an awesome session.
you know what would be awesome, a game DM'd by Chris Avellone
[QUOTE=Fremontsmith;35774680]have the final boss of both campaigns
be the other party[/QUOTE]
Do this.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35766763]Anyone have any slots open for an additional player?
It's summer soon and I'm looking for a decent game to hop in to as a player alongside my weekly Dark Heresy sessions. I'm not too picky about what game or system it uses, just with the caveat that it's something fun and with good company.[/QUOTE]
You could always try one of our sessions,
[i][b]7 IS BETTER THAN 6[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;35778216]So here's the lowdown on the latest installment of "the worst inquisitors in imperium history".
After obtaining passes and the location of the compound, our inquisitors went out to obtain transport. There, they found someone willing to cart them across via horse carriage, but he recommended we get warm clothing as a blizzard was blocking the way. Strutting back into the city (much to the distaste of the guards), we obtained large fluffy fur coats which sir brynjolf stuffed down his visor hole because men never take their armor off. They traversed the blizzard until their cart snapped a wheel in the middle of a valley. It would be a simple affair to fix if it weren't for the Great White Wyrm who emerged to kill them (but died before it actually got a hit in besides falling on one of the horses). After defeating a beast of legend, they arrive no problem, brynjolf and the assassin climbing a wall to get a look into the compound. Of course, diplomacy eventualyl kicks in, and they find themselves under question and scrutiny of the guards. Brynjolf, sensing his time to shine, chimes in saying they are a group of travelling bards sent to entertain Dr. Zarkhov. After one incredibly shitty song, they are let in, bynjolf's giant fucking hammer and the assassin's laspistol being their only weapons, as everything else was confiscated for safekeeping. They donned chemical protecting suits over their armor (bryn armor count now 3x) and passed through some science area before hacking their way into the inner sanctum. Inside, some guards were heading down, so the assassin and psyker hide on the roof of the area, while the tech priest hides behind a pillar. Brynjolf, being unpredictable, dives into the kitchen. More on this in a moment. The guards come in and find themselves under ambush, the psyker spasming them to extreme pain while everyone else just starts beating them up. Brynjolf runs into the kitchen to find 2 Italiano cuisine chefs questioning him. The giant metal behemoth SOMEHOW manages to convince them that Dr. Zarkhov and the guards are purging the facility and that they must organize a worker's revolt in order to stop them. The chefs get giant butcher knives (giving one to B) and some blowtorches.
All in all, in between the psyker somehow being a more charming fellow to this hot receptionist chick and me recruiting some random NPCS for a revolt(soon to be the army of brynjolf), it was an awesome session.[/QUOTE]
You seem to be underplaying the Psyker's amazing ability to tell dirty limericks so hard that he allows access to a top secret military base, as well as his ability to cause spasms even in the most level headed and highly trained of evil henchmen... from the top of a chandelier.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;35781313]You could always try one of our sessions,
[I][B]7 IS BETTER THAN 6[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
We only have six people?
(me you gleb crede dude1 dude2)
nvm I'm dense
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;35781313]You could always try one of our sessions,
[i][b]7 IS BETTER THAN 6[/b][/i][/QUOTE]
I got recruited into another persons game not too long after I posted. Thanks for the offer.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;35785610]You seem to be underplaying the Psyker's amazing ability to tell dirty limericks so hard that he allows access to a top secret military base, as well as his ability to cause spasms even in the most level headed and highly trained of evil henchmen... from the top of a chandelier.[/QUOTE]
And hey, I jumped that worm so hard it didn't know what hit it. I rode that thing like it was my bitch stabbing it (with my sword) the entire time. Shit was pretty much entirely awesome.
Also, Nitrowing, what did those vehicles in the hangar of the base classify as, category-wise?
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;35781313]You could always try one of our sessions,
[i][b]7 IS BETTER THAN 6[/b][/i][/QUOTE]
Hey, could we do it? We have history man...
[QUOTE=Drunken Moose;35790396]Also, Nitrowing, what did those vehicles in the hangar of the base classify as, category-wise?[/QUOTE]
They are all trucks/jeeps/snowmobiles. They are going to use the Drive(Ground Vehicle) skill as opposed to hover, flyer, or animal.
[QUOTE=Oscario;35790663]Hey, could we do it? We have history man...[/QUOTE]
Oscario why do I remember you from somewhere god dammit now i feel dumb
[editline]2nd May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Oscario;35790663]Hey, could we do it? We have history man...[/QUOTE]
oh fuck Oscar i forgot all 'bout you lot of people
shit shit shit man sometime we've gotta catch up on skype, have a fun call with the old GANG.
but yeah, if you wanna hop in, just ask HellSoldier. He's our DM.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35787667]I got recruited into another persons game not too long after I posted. Thanks for the offer.[/QUOTE]
I hope your expectations aren't too high, I hear the guy running it is a real douche.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35787667]I got recruited into another persons game not too long after I posted. Thanks for the offer.[/QUOTE]
What game is it, i am made of curious.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;35792021]I hope your expectations aren't too high, I hear the guy running it is a real douche.[/QUOTE]
I think I'd have to see where he takes his game before making any harsh judgements.
[QUOTE=elowin;35792644]What game is it, i am made of curious.[/QUOTE]
DnD 4e in the Forgotten Realms setting. I don't really know what I'm getting into but it sounds like it might be fun with the right people.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35792776]I think I'd have to see where he takes his game before making any harsh judgements.
DnD 4e in the Forgotten Realms setting. I don't really know what I'm getting into but it sounds like it might be fun with the right people.[/QUOTE]
4e in Forgotten realms? Dohohohoho....
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;35793380]4e in Forgotten realms? Dohohohoho....[/QUOTE]
What's wrong with forgotten realms? It's not like I'm going to push the party in to every plagueland they come across....
I MEAN THE DM! IT'S NOT LIKE THE DM IS GOING TO PUSH THE PARTY INTO EVERY PLAGUELAND THEY COME ACROSS HAHAHAHAHA! LOOK I'M LAUGHING, NOTHING IS WRONG! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;35793380]4e in Forgotten realms? Dohohohoho....[/QUOTE]
Oh god why.
Why would you do this.
I think I may need to read up on the Forgotten Realms setting. Sounds like I should prepare my anus for intense discomfort.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35804715]I think I may need to read up on the Forgotten Realms setting. Sounds like I should prepare my anus for intense discomfort.[/QUOTE]
Don't do that! That's silly! Honestly, I'm just doing it because I liked it in 3.5, is there something in particular that's wrong with forgotten in 4?
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35804715]I think I may need to read up on the Forgotten Realms setting. Sounds like I should prepare my anus for intense discomfort.[/QUOTE]
Actually, Forgotten Realms is fucking awesome, one of the best settings out there.
But the 4th edition version of it is kind of, well, i'm not quite sure how to describe it, to be honest.
From what I've read... it's less forgotten realms and more REALLY high fantasy after the spell plague.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;35805806]From what I've read... it's less forgotten realms and more REALLY high fantasy after the spell plague.[/QUOTE]
Good way to put it i guess.
It's just not Forgotten Realms, like, at all.
Funny that it was the 4th edition version that did that.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35804715]I think I may need to read up on the Forgotten Realms setting. Sounds like I should prepare my anus for intense discomfort.[/QUOTE]
forgottenrealms.wikia.com
[editline]3rd May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=elowin;35808796]Good way to put it i guess.
It's just not Forgotten Realms, like, at all.
Funny that it was the 4th edition version that did that.[/QUOTE]
Not trying to incite something here [sp]but it probably will happen[/sp] but 4e ruined EVERYTHING.
Forgotten Realms was shit to begin with, but holy hell did 4e ruin it [sp]like everything else it touched[/sp].
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;35811968]forgottenrealms.wikia.com
[editline]3rd May 2012[/editline]
Not trying to incite something here [sp]but it probably will happen[/sp] but 4e ruined EVERYTHING.
Forgotten Realms was shit to begin with, but holy hell did 4e ruin it [sp]like everything else it touched[/sp].[/QUOTE]
Except Forgotten Realms is awesome?
Cool, the 5th in our party bailed on us and the 4th has plenty of conflicts with work.
3 party it is, I guess.
[QUOTE=elowin;35813028]Except Forgotten Realms is awesome?[/QUOTE]
Forgotten Realms is a clusterfuck of shit they added.
If something was added to DnD, I'll bet you :10bux: that it's in Forgotten Realms too.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;35813088]Cool, the 5th in our party bailed on us and the 4th has plenty of conflicts with work.
3 party it is, I guess.[/QUOTE]
3 party can work too. I used to play in a 6-player party. Now that's a clusterfuck.
[QUOTE=Asgard;35821585]3 party can work too. I used to play in a 6-player party. Now that's a clusterfuck.[/QUOTE]
I played in one with 14 players.
It only lasted about an hour before we all gave up.
[QUOTE=elowin;35821902]I played in one with 14 players.
It only lasted about an hour before we all gave up.[/QUOTE]
We just switch players now. I recently left to make room for some new players. We probably would've played with more than 6 if only the room we played in was bigger :v:
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