Bayonetta - Games - Facepunch Forum

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;18502048]You're annoying[/QUOTE] So are you.

What the fuck is this shit.

[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;18503004]One thing that's baffled me is the fact that she's some reborn god witch thing and yet she wears GLASSES. :psyboom:[/QUOTE] glasses are :iia: Can't wait for this game personally, DMC4 left me disappointed somewhat and this looks like a blast with all the over the top bullshit happening.

Where are the Bayonets?

Great gameplay, good graphics, and in a pinch you can fap to it

[QUOTE=Jzzb;18504007]Great gameplay, good graphics, and in a pinch you can fap to it[/QUOTE] What the fuck do you people normally fap to.

Looks like fugly weaboo shit.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;18504557]Looks like fugly weaboo shit.[/QUOTE] Learn the meaning of weeaboo.

Why is this being hailed as so good? It honestly looks like an average action game that you find in Japan.

[QUOTE=Jzzb;18504007]Great gameplay, good graphics, and in a pinch you can fap to it[/QUOTE] Oh wow, that came off as one of the creepiest things I've ever read.

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18508105]Oh wow, that came off as one of the creepiest things I've ever read.[/QUOTE] Rather strange for a 06er. I have seen much creepier things.

This game is seriously bad. It's just a stroke-inducing display of flashing lights and arthritis-inducing button-bashing (yeah, the graphics aren't good so stop pretening they are - you just can't see how bad they are because of all the shit covering the screen). I think the fact the main menu says "Bayonetta: First Climax" pretty much sums this perverted game up. How do I know? I've played it.

I'm rather surprised by the comments in this topic. Are we looking at the same game here? I see a frenetic, graphically gorgeous over the top action game, which is exactly what it's trying to be. How is that stupid?

How is it [i]not[/i]? It's Devil May Cry with a different character model that's designed for people who can't go outside and meet a human female. I mean... look at this shit: [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/bayonetta.jpg[/img] [b]Perverted.[/b]

[QUOTE=CheesyMcWank;18508336]How is it [i]not[/i]? It's Devil May Cry with a different character model that's designed for people who can't go outside and meet a human female. I mean... look at this shit. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/bayonetta.jpg[/img] [b]Perverted.[/b][/QUOTE] It was made by the same person.

Yeah thanks I'm capable of reading. Just because it was made by the same guy as DMC doesn't mean it's not a shitty version of DMC. 2012 is a shitty version of the Day After Tomorrow even though they're by the same guy... oh wait no both of those are shit. Bad example. Better example; MW2 is a shit version of CoD4.

Looks ridiculous but it also looks ridiculously fun.

God damnit shes hot.

[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;18503004]One thing that's baffled me is the fact that she's some reborn god witch thing and yet she wears GLASSES. :psyboom:[/QUOTE] Damn fetishists screwing up logic.

[QUOTE=CheesyMcWank;18508336]How is it [i]not[/i]? It's Devil May Cry with a different character model that's designed for people who can't go outside and meet a human female. I mean... look at this shit: [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/bayonetta.jpg[/img] [b]Perverted.[/b][/QUOTE] Who gives a flying fuck so long as it's fun? [editline]09:34AM[/editline] [QUOTE=CheesyMcWank;18508220]This game is seriously bad. It's just a stroke-inducing display of flashing lights and arthritis-inducing button-bashing (yeah, the graphics aren't good so stop pretening they are - you just can't see how bad they are because of all the shit covering the screen). I think the fact the main menu says "Bayonetta: First Climax" pretty much sums this perverted game up. How do I know? [B]I've played it.[/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, the fucking demo. Come back when you've played the full thing you sullen stick in the mud.

[QUOTE=CheesyMcWank;18508428]Bad example. Better example; MW2 is a shit version of CoD4.[/QUOTE] Yeah um...I think you're in the minority. Also just saying but opinion =/= fact

Title made me think of a 1700s-based game, content was disappointing. Looks like a fairly bad game with mediocre gameplay.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;18508831] Yeah, the fucking demo. Come back when you've played the full thing you sullen stick in the mud.[/QUOTE] It wasn't the demo. And you'd have to be a moron to be unable to ascertain what the full game is going to be like after playing a level or two. "This game is shit... oh wait no it's just the demo so I better spend £35 on the whole game just in case".

[QUOTE=CheesyMcWank;18509620]It wasn't the demo. And you'd have to be a moron to be unable to ascertain what the full game is going to be like after playing a level or two. "This game is shit... oh wait no it's just the demo so I better spend £35 on the whole game just in case".[/QUOTE] Yes because being able to rent games is impossible. :downs:

Good god can you stop derailing the thread? We get it, you think it's going to suck. Move on please.

Where are people getting the demo? Is it still Japan PSN only?

[QUOTE=Banned?;18513409]Where are people getting the demo? Is it still Japan PSN only?[/QUOTE] I think so.

So it's like Devil May Cry with a woman instead of a guy who just looks like one?

Wait so what you guys are saying, is that "climax" is always a perverted word? I always thought they were used in story telling as well.

[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18514978]So it's like Devil May Cry with a woman instead of a guy who just looks like one?[/QUOTE] Yes, and a lot more ridiculous and silly.