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Might just get this, great game to just lean back and bash the controller. :D

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18533344]So umm one of their main drawing points is 'we've got a sexy main character' I WONDER WHY NO ONE EVER TRIED THAT BEFORE :rolleye:[/QUOTE] X-Blades tried it. :v:

[QUOTE=Larikang;18714111]What is it with anime? It seems like the only thing that differentiates different universes is the silly little things that the creators come up with so that anime fans will go "OMG thats so cool!", for example, having guns attached to your high heels or being able to attack people with your hair. They're just gimmicks - special moves that differ from those in other games only in appearance and the trivial details. This looks like just another generic fighting game which doesn't seem to bring anything revolutionary to the table.[/QUOTE]Try playing it x100th time said

I just saw a clip of her getting shot with a missole, exploding, then somehow riding it as if nothing happened, she then took control of it turning into a mock up of starfox 64 shooting. How did she shoot at targets you ask? Her missile shot smaller missiles. What the fuck is this

[QUOTE=Jzzb;18728077]Try playing it x100th time said[/QUOTE] What?

People said the PS3 version is a shitty port but after playing both versions they've been over reacting, PS3 version Is perfectly fine... :sigh:

think I read that SCEA improved it.

[QUOTE=Larikang;18714111]What is it with anime? It seems like the only thing that differentiates different universes is the silly little things that the creators come up with so that anime fans will go "OMG thats so cool!", for example, having guns attached to your high heels or being able to attack people with your hair. They're just gimmicks - special moves that differ from those in other games only in appearance and the trivial details. This looks like just another generic fighting game which doesn't seem to bring anything revolutionary to the table.[/QUOTE] I take it back. THIS is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

I'm more looking forward to Dante's Inferno, but I'll keep an eye on this.

Tried it, just another cloned asian game about scantily clad women with repetitive karate and oversized guns shooting badly designed demons. Dear lord.

[QUOTE=TM Gmod;18537556]EDGE magazine gave this a 10[/QUOTE] What.... the fuck? 0_o

[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18736776]Tried it, just another cloned asian game about scantily clad women with repetitive karate and oversized guns shooting badly designed demons. Dear lord.[/QUOTE] Shows how much you know about he game.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;18737479]Shows how much you know about he game.[/QUOTE] Go on then, professer science, tell me one feature the game has that will make me say "WOW, THAT HASNT BEEN DONE BEFORE!" Gosh, guess i win.

[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18737523]Go on then, professer science, tell me one feature the game has that will make me say "WOW, THAT HASNT BEEN DONE BEFORE!" Gosh, guess i win.[/QUOTE] Things don't have to be revolutionary to be fun you tard. You win nothing.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;18737537]Things don't have to be revolutionary to be fun you tard. You win nothing.[/QUOTE] I'm not saying that, but theres something that isnt revolutionary, and then theres something that is, to all intents and purposes, just a reskin with different voice actors. Let me elaborate: When i play a game, i do so for the same reason i watch a film. To see a story unfold, the characters develop, the plot twist. Bayonetta is to games what This: ([url]http://www.redtube.com/23506[/url], and a special thanks to lyz for bringing it into our conversation earlier) is to films. Boxes and clocks if you agree.

[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18736776]Tried it, just another cloned asian game about scantily clad women with repetitive karate and oversized guns shooting badly designed demons. Dear lord.[/QUOTE] Hey, at least it's better than [b]"WE'RE OSCAR MIKE STAY FROSTY FROSTY GRENADES RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING"[/b]

[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18737566]I'm not saying that, but theres something that isnt revolutionary, and then theres something that is, to all intents and purposes, just a reskin with different voice actors. Let me elaborate: When i play a game, i do so for the same reason i watch a film. To see a story unfold, the characters develop, the plot twist. Bayonetta is to games what This: ([url]http://www.redtube.com/23506[/url], and a special thanks to lyz for bringing it into our conversation earlier) is to films. Boxes and clocks if you agree.[/QUOTE] no that's pretty much exactly what you were saying

Jesus fucking christ, akimbo black-and-white 1911s. This IS DMC with tits. [editline]08:10PM[/editline] Page 6 :smug:

The gun heels are rediculous. They're so fun to use. Makes me lol everytime.

i downloaded the demo sucks so hard

No, it really doesn't.

I played the demo, it's great. Basically god of war with a spin on things and hugely "LOL" style to everything. It's just so over the top it's crazy. I mean gun with heels and a body suit that's made of her hair? Win. I know 99% of facepunch worships games like STALKER as the second coming and they need to have 100% of all games be super down to earth in every way possible, but eh. Seems like a fun game to play assuming you have a bit of humor to you, unless you've played games like DMC and God of War so much that you've gotten over the genre.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NwQiEPGv9k[/media] 0:29 What the fuck?

[QUOTE=ss1234;18740424][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NwQiEPGv9k[/media] 0:30 What the fuck?[/QUOTE] What? It's just a face.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;18740439]What? It's just a face.[/QUOTE] Try starting a few seconds before... weirdest camera angle I've seen taken. I changed the link, because I posted the wrong youtube link btw

[QUOTE=ss1234;18740452]Try starting a few seconds before... weirdest camera angle I've seen taken. I changed the link, because I posted the wrong youtube link btw[/QUOTE] Oh, that's what you meant. Still, it's just an under ass to vag crotch shot. :v:

I assume it's the "You want to touch me?" teaser?

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;18741297]I assume it's the "You want to touch me?" teaser?[/QUOTE] TGS 2008 trailer.

Love the "no one gives a shit" attitude here yet it's got two initial amazing reviews: [url]http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbox360/bayonetta?q=Bayonetta#critics[/url] I'd laugh if it turned out to be actually an amazing game.

From EDGE (the edgiest most game hating people ever) and Famitsu (the most Japanese reviewers ever).