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[QUOTE=Toyhobo;36718348]Is Necronomicon actually good with BM? I have never felt the need to get it for him at all.[/QUOTE] Yes it's fucking fantastic on him. Watch EG.Demon play Beastmaster if you want to see how hilariously good it is. Your aura buffs up the Necro dudes even more, it helps you push hard, gives you great stats, and helps you absolutely destroy an enemy when ganking.

Played a game as Spirit Breaker. We had a BH, who didn't push (in fact, nobody pushed) and just saved money for rapier. When he got it, he just ganked everyone and killed them, but still, he didn't push. We already won the game - let's end this, but no. Then, a large teamfight happens, we get wiped out because there were like two people in there, others were farming, BH comes in, gets a double and dies. This is why you never buy rapier in pubs.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;36718348]Is Necronomicon actually good with BM? I have never felt the need to get it for him at all.[/QUOTE] BM is an amazing necrominion carrier if not the best one.

So me and my friend are playing a Sven + Veno lane (I'm the veno) and we check bot rune for the first rune. It's there it's a regen. We destroy it not wanting their tiny to get it. We walk up hill into their jungle trying to see if we can find Nature's Prophet. This prophet then TP'd to the bottom rune (Level 1 tp what the fuck.) I notice the particle effect so I tell my friend to turn around. We slow and stun him and kill him for first blood. Later on we are in his jungle trying to find him. Apparently he thought tping into the middle of the jungle to get back to farming was a good idea. He tp'd right on top of us. He then started complaining about how his team said it was "All his fault." It was.

[QUOTE=titopei;36724333]BM is an amazing necrominion carrier if not the best one.[/QUOTE] BM's Aura + Drums + AC + Necro 3 = 3 Heros

Ok, so I'm going Mangix top with Mort against Magina and Vol. Getting FB on Magina and some more kills later on having 4/0/3 in around 10 mins. All fine and dandy untill riki suddenly get a double bot lane on tide and Gondar. the following 20 mins are just Riki getting fed and Magina getting free farm since my team decides to run all alone and getting raped. No one in my team were from Europe nor did any of them have more than 20 hours of dota, except one who had 40 hours. We were even 5v4 and they still won.

Just played with some fucking retard lifestealer who got mask of madness. I told him "Why not get armlet? You also have insane attack speed from rage which also gives you magic immunity and not 30% dmg increase" and then he said "Noob i play niax DOTA forest" He also purchased tranquil boots. The only other thing he said for the whole game was when he died to neutrals when trying to do ancient camp at level 1 which was "wtf DOTA NIAX FOrest was esir"

I like how he reminds you what you're playing.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36737168]Just had a Luna, you are not going to believe this, who tried to gank a Night Stalker with the Eclipse. Oh god, the Night Stalker just ran away thanks to the free night Eclipse gave to him and returned to rape Luna after it was over.[/QUOTE] I would probably do this and then feel really bad afterwards

[img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594723435449919718/6C2A4F18904503D57F1D9C7C479A522DAAD69329/[/img_thumb] Why. SORRY JUGG IT DOESN'T STACK. NO PLEASE REALLY NO.

[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;36738747][img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594723435449919718/6C2A4F18904503D57F1D9C7C479A522DAAD69329/[/img_thumb] Why. SORRY JUGG IT DOESN'T STACK. NO PLEASE REALLY NO.[/QUOTE] Well it does stacks multiplicative, but that's really shitty. Would have been less embarrassing to rush scepter.

Does it really stack? I had no clue.

[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;36739349]Does it really stack? I had no clue.[/QUOTE] It doesn't stack to give you a 65% chance to crit. It gives you two separate chances to crit.

Just played a game in which I warned my team that we should set up wards in the enemy jungle and gank lycan, but nobody listened. So I attempted to gank him a few times, failed and ran as BH and not even halfway through the game he's level 15 and he's killed roshan. My team was dumbfounded at how strong he had gotten, and I simply told them it was their fault for not trying to help me gank lycan. Needless to say, we lost. And lycan killed roshan 3 times.

What if you crit with both at the same time? is it like x*2*2.5=? Or x*4.5=? or nothing at all?

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;36745510]What if you crit with both at the same time? is it like x*2*2.5=? Or x*4.5=? or nothing at all?[/QUOTE] I am pretty sure both crit chances can't trigger at the same time

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;36745510]What if you crit with both at the same time? is it like x*2*2.5=? Or x*4.5=? or nothing at all?[/QUOTE] if both would crit at the same time only the latest aquired one takes effect

I just instapicked templar assassin i got a first blood vs a invoker and this is chat text Invoker: fucking faggot Invoker: i hate when niggers like you instapick an hero Invoker: i hope your mom die Invoker: and you die alone Invoker has disconnected from game Invoker has 5 minutes to reconnect Invoker has left from game prematurely this game now is safe to leave. No stats will be saved

[QUOTE=Hobbax;36746297]I just instapicked templar assassin i got a first blood vs a invoker and this is chat text Invoker: fucking faggot Invoker: i hate when niggers like you instapick an hero Invoker: i hope your mom die Invoker: and you die alone Invoker has disconnected from game Invoker has 5 minutes to reconnect Invoker has left from game prematurely this game now is safe to leave. No stats will be saved[/QUOTE] Isn't An hero suicide?

yes equivalent of kill urself faget

Just had my first game where a Templar Assassin said "Mid or I feed".

[QUOTE=Kolmala;36764276]Just had my first game where a Templar Assassin said "Mid or I feed".[/QUOTE] Force her bot/top lane and proceed to report after said feed has happened. Never deal with him/her again.

our racks was destroyed and axe leaved with this text chat Axe: wow dont make me leave Axe: i wil report all team if u make me leave Axe: seriously if i get low priority is ur fault u making me leave then 10 minutes later.. Axe: what the fuck i will leave Axe: i will report all of you because i will get in the low priority Axe: done bye noobs Axe has disconnected from game. This game is safe to leave

I played a single draft match were no one in my team knew how to play their heroes. For example, a weaver who didn't know that you have to walk after casting Shukuchi or you stay in place, and who never used Q.. There was no coordination and they keept making mistakes of "I just got in the beta" kind. Once again, weaver keept runing away in the middle of pushes and teamfights (and did it without using W) because he needed heal. I was dazzle, with mekans and urn. And they weren't even new, they had more that 15 pages of matches. I just don't understand how this could happen.

Played with a Syllabear who never put items on his bear, and sat in spawn while sending his bear out to "fight". I don't think he realized it couldn't attack us, though, because he just kept feeding it to us.

Me as Luna, falling multiple times to a group of four roamers. I'm in mid, happily farming creeps when suddenly Lina Zeus Sniper and Juggernaut appear and rape my shit utterly and completely. It happened multiple times, the only reason I won the match is because their Axe quit mid-game and then the other four kinda had to defend top which Vengeful, Ursa and Kunkka were pushing pretty heavily.

[QUOTE=Hobbax;36774868]our racks was destroyed and axe leaved with this text chat Axe: wow dont make me leave Axe: i wil report all team if u make me leave Axe: seriously if i get low priority is ur fault u making me leave then 10 minutes later.. Axe: what the fuck i will leave Axe: i will report all of you because i will get in the low priority Axe: done bye noobs Axe has disconnected from game. This game is safe to leave[/QUOTE] How the fuck can you be that dumb?

Also, forgot to mention me getting myself killed as Rylai, trying to slow down the people chasing my dear carry Dragon Knight. I slow them down and DK gets away with like 30 hp but then they all gang up on me instead and I die. Later on the DK went 20-0-8 but still, dumb move of me to just blindly rush in.

[QUOTE='[Green];36782052']Also, forgot to mention me getting myself killed as Rylai, trying to slow down the people chasing my dear carry Dragon Knight. I slow them down and DK gets away with like 30 hp but then they all gang up on me instead and I die. Later on the DK went 20-0-8 but still, dumb move of me to just blindly rush in.[/QUOTE] That's being a hero, not being dumb. [editline]15th July 2012[/editline] I also witnessed this teribad Axe who rushed a Vlads. No blink, no blademail, just Vlads and boots. And he talked up until that point. He didn't say a word when everyone on my team asked him about it.

[QUOTE='[Green];36782052']Also, forgot to mention me getting myself killed as Rylai, trying to slow down the people chasing my dear carry Dragon Knight. I slow them down and DK gets away with like 30 hp but then they all gang up on me instead and I die. Later on the DK went 20-0-8 but still, dumb move of me to just blindly rush in.[/QUOTE] I had a pretty bad game as Rylai a few days ago aswell, don't know if out of my own stupidity or if I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time... I ended up with 0-20... 0-20! I went top, where then another guy which I can't remember showed up aswell for whatever reason. I kept harassing the Chaos knight, but some times, I had NO IDEA of what the hell happened. Once, it took the CK and the other hero (which I also don't remember) about 1 second to drain 400 hp, at starting levels, with normal attacks. I have no idea of what the fuck happened a few times, but they just killed me easily as fuck. What does my team say? "oh my god cm, what are you doing? are you new? stop feeding, run, do something!" Ok... How am I gonna run away from the 2nd fastest walking hero in the game with a skill that tp's you to him?... And I think CM's skills are bugged. I think I recall frost binding someone and having them frozen solid and still attacking me. What the fuck... Rest of the deaths were a complete gankfest on me, and no matter what I did in teamfights, not even a perfectly landed ulti with the full channeling was enough to kill them. And my friend is having the shittiest game ever apparently. 0-8 last time he talked about the score, and thats HIS score. Team score is 1-36 apparently, his team with the 1 single kill... PA and Riki on the same lane, riki does nothing to help, both fed BS, my friend at 9, BS at 17. All towers down, ancient also almost down, apparently. I hate how he can't handle anything but carries or Dirge, and thats "handling".