Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

[QUOTE=dass;36784560]-snip-[/QUOTE] Well, at your Maiden game, if you are getting absolutely murdered at the slightest touch of the enemies, you shouldn't really go out of your way to harass them. Chaos Knight got critical hits, even early game he can crit for 200 if he had a nice gold income. Rift deals a little amount of damage and gives him a guaranteed melee hit (and probably several more after that) and Luna probably stunned you and then just autoattacked, which easily is 400 damage in a second, at level 5. If by early you mean level 3, then the CK can crit for like 120, and probably has a chaos bolt (200 damage at level 1 if extremely lucky) Luna can use stun for 150 damage. Either way it seems like your lane partner didn't do anything.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5NX55.png[/IMG] This game is seriously testing my nerves.

[QUOTE=Lefter;36787004][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5NX55.png[/IMG] This game is seriously testing my nerves.[/QUOTE] what does ursa not know

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;36787078]what does ursa not know[/QUOTE] im not sure btw luna maxed out W and E early game [editline]15th July 2012[/editline] currently playing with a night stalker who fed enemy team 8 times, never got his spells and only got a drum.

Just played with some guy on the enemy team with 1000 or so wins which is a fucking heap, as i was the only person on my team with more than 100, hell more than 50 wins. Someone instapicked templar on our team, instantly said "NP JUNGLE SOLO BOT OR FEED" and decided to max meld and stats first for "escapability", then got refraction and skipped traps and psi blades and chose stats. They did not even get enough levels to max stats and proceed to psi blades\traps. God they fed so much. TA is fucking useless without traps, jesus christ what were you fucking thinking

[QUOTE=Rarara;36785601]Well, at your Maiden game, if you are getting absolutely murdered at the slightest touch of the enemies, you shouldn't really go out of your way to harass them. Chaos Knight got critical hits, even early game he can crit for 200 if he had a nice gold income. Rift deals a little amount of damage and gives him a guaranteed melee hit (and probably several more after that) and Luna probably stunned you and then just autoattacked, which easily is 400 damage in a second, at level 5. If by early you mean level 3, then the CK can crit for like 120, and probably has a chaos bolt (200 damage at level 1 if extremely lucky) Luna can use stun for 150 damage. Either way it seems like your lane partner didn't do anything.[/QUOTE] Maybe I did push it a bit with Rylai. My lane partner did a few things, but sometimes they were already by our tower and I was still near the shop on top, then CK appeared, rifted and done. Most of the times, they just left me there and ran for their lives. Just now... I have no fucking idea if I'm the one who plays bad, or if its a gathering of everyone in my team or what... I must be pited against good players with teams that don't do shit, or maybe I play bad aswell, I have no clue... A while ago, I choose PA from single draft, I go bot and a SK follows me. I get a Jugg and a lifestealer as enemies. I constantly try to take swings at them, while SK stays in the back LH. He is careless enough to die once, and what does he do? "noob phantom, cant play". So yeah, apparently its my fault that he got himself killed... This keeps on going for a few deaths until I die, and again says the same thing, everytime he dies and the time I died. Funny thing, in about 3 of his deaths and 1 of mine, which equals maybe 10 mins or a bit less, I only saw him use his stun twice. I start to attack, he sits back. He starts with a stun and I join in, he goes back and looks at me while calling me noob. This keeps on going everytime I die, from the whole dire ganking me sometimes. Then we get into a fight with enough people to beat him, and what does he do? Whine some more that I can't kill them... Well duh, a spirit breaker that someone else fed charging at me, what can I do?... That shit went on for the whole match, he even told everyone to report me and no one knew the reason. He did fucking nothing to help at start, just steal every LH possible and then die and I'm the one who plays bad? Ok buddy, why are you even in the same lane as me?... Had another match after, that made me think that every teammates I get are shit. I as Venomancer and my buddy as Dirge top against Luna and Furion. Here we are harassing them to hell and back, they have a shitload of luck to escape with almost no hp left from my wards/venom nuke and Dirge's strength steal, I even manage to get a double kill on them later. Everything goes fine until I notice a few things... Sniper is fed as fuck because of ???? Ursa just killed roshan in less than 10 mins in Our NS is Lv.7 and hasn't added Darkness yet for some reason Last time I looked at the scoreboard, I was the only one with a positive score of 5-4 or something (died too much after due to how bad everything was), my buddy 0-8 don't know how, and the rest with 2, 1-"lots of deaths" I don't know... I just don't know....

I played with a BS that kept rushing face first into 5 people and dieing horribly. He then proceeds to say damn stuns. CM went 0-8 first 10 mins while me as TH and mate as dazzle rape bot lane. CK was fed to the brink of infinity by CM and BS.

i just was in a server with huskar that was fed as fuck within 17-18 min in he was level 20ish with half of his final tier weapons while everyone else was around level 12-15. shit was hilarious to see huskar take on the whole enemy team and win without taking much damage.

[QUOTE=Lefter;36787331]im not sure btw luna maxed out W and E early game [editline]15th July 2012[/editline] currently playing with a night stalker who fed enemy team 8 times, never got his spells and only got a drum.[/QUOTE] Uh, maxing your Lunar Blessing (e) which gives your the bonus damage isn't bad, infact it's good because at just level 1 you get +14 damage which makes it easy to last hit with. But getting the glaives is actually bad because then you push lane

so here's a really cool russian guy "FUCK AMERICANS YOU ARE ALL GAY FAGS" even though him and I both are on the us west server

Earthshaker who randomed, didn't buy anything at the start, when i told him he forgot to buy stuff (and courier) he said ,,point booster buy" In the same team there was a Riki who went shoes and tangos.

Our Nature's Prophet timed out, we asked to pause for 5 minutes. Enemy team kept unpausing and telling us "EZ win noobs" Wow.

played with 2 ukrainians, my friend and an undying who left early one of the ukrainians was a chen who preferred to farm the jungle rather than protect top against a necrolyte and a faceless void with me because "he didn't want to die along with me." christ man

so here's this juggernaut okay after the people laning against me and chaos knight leave, he shows up, and is about 7 levels below us both he blindly charged into chaos knight and I consistently, and of course always died but here's the best part he only used omnislash on creep waves, I never saw him use it against heroes

Our lich was jungling for some reason, and i told him to come help us push and then he said "LOSE ULT NO TEAM FITE NOBOS" He sat in the jungle using chain frost on creeps for about 15 more minutes.

I played another "amazing" match. We were Dire: (me)Naix, Lesh, Dazzle, Storm spirit, Beast master. I got forced to go bot because Dazzle and BM wouldn't want to go down to assist lesh. Lesh couldn't land a single hit properly, and a dazzle who refused to be support, or even heal for that matter. Lesh said that he was lagging, but he even managed to miss his Q agaist targets that were static (there was a point where they pretty much assumed that they couldn't lose so they didn't even bother evading his stun. they stood there in the middle of the lane, lesh somehow managed to miss and threw it next to them, then died.). Later he went afk. Near the end there was a moment where the enemy pudge got illusions. The original pudge had used hook and rot, revealing his position. Our BM used all his abilities on an ilusion anyways. When he noticed he quitted. Dazzle and SS talked in portugues most of the match, except for dazzle who just insulted in english. You can guess the outcome. Once again, no one was a new player (for example, lesh had more that 20 pages of matches). I don't understand how this keeps happening.

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;36802261]so here's this juggernaut okay after the people laning against me and chaos knight leave, he shows up, and is about 7 levels below us both he blindly charged into chaos knight and I consistently, and of course always died but here's the best part he only used omnislash on creep waves, I never saw him use it against heroes[/QUOTE] Omnislash isn't even that good to push compared to aoe spells.

[QUOTE=titopei;36805046]Omnislash isn't even that good to push compared to aoe spells.[/QUOTE] and instead of using bladefury for pushing, you guessed it he literally only used it to try and kill heroes, always unsuccessfully

Venge who bought boots straight away and never used Q. We could've got an easy kill on an escaping shadow shaman but apparently "out of mana" followed by a load of russian when i asked why he didn't stun and he had mana, lots of it :suicide:

snipped, wrong thread :D

this fucking rikki he could speak english and all he did was insult us the entire game never helped out when it was needed, preferred to do nothing at all while the enemy completely raped us, never used smokescreen enough and oh, he rushed a fucking vlads. I wish you could report for being a completely useless FUCKING DOUCHEBAG but you can't do that sadly.

Got a friend of mine a dota invite, his first game in this type of genre ever. He immediately jumped in matchmaking mode and while I was watching the replay I noticed he was manually clicking the skills instead of using hotkeys. I asked him if he even used the hotkeys, standard being Q W E R and he said no. I cringed a bit inside.

[QUOTE=Supersheepie;36814216]Got a friend of mine a dota invite, his first game in this type of genre ever. He immediately jumped in matchmaking mode and while I was watching the replay I noticed he was manually clicking the skills instead of using hotkeys. I asked him if he even used the hotkeys, standard being Q W E R and he said no. I cringed a bit inside.[/QUOTE] Is he new to this kind of games? Because if he is then it's logical that he won't know that. You are supposed to teach him, or atleast hand him a guide, it doesn't belong here. Now if he refuses to learn then it's a different story, and it does fit this thread.

Are you guys ready for the flood of players from all MOBAS when DOTA 2 goes free? I keep bumping into LoL players asking me how to flash... >___<

Adding that to my list of things to say to piss off dota players.

[QUOTE=Izanagi;36819596]Are you guys ready for the flood of players from all MOBAS when DOTA 2 goes free? I keep bumping into LoL players asking me how to flash... >___<[/QUOTE] What does it mean to "flash"

[QUOTE=Rarara;36822234]What does it mean to "flash"[/QUOTE] Flash it's a blink ability, it's one of the skils you can pick before a match that you can use with any Hero/Champion. Izanagi example would be something like players from your generic fps asking "How do I sprint with Heavy?" in TF2.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;36815350]Is he new to this kind of games? Because if he is then it's logical that he won't know that. You are supposed to teach him, or atleast hand him a guide, it doesn't belong here. Now if he refuses to learn then it's a different story, and it does fit this thread.[/QUOTE] He played 2 matches of league of legends but that's it. But really, you can see the hotkeys IN the ability icons itself, how would you not notice that? I was supposed to help him but he immediately jumped into a game without me.

ugh just had the worst game was sven, up against a pretty annoying lane, but was doing alright. went to gank bottom, got a good stun off then pugna thought it would be a good idea to decrepify the target we were attacking. 10 mins later pugna had 10 deaths and drow ranger was snowballing out of control. fuck i hate pubbing

Had a game with Axe who ksed using his finishing move nearly all the time, it was for the better though since we won and he carried. Still pisses me off though.