Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

had a guy believe you could jungle as axe without counter helix or beserker's call needless to say the line "... has died to neutrals" or whatever it was came up a fair few times. edit: oh had a pugna that charged into the middle of the creep wave and died to a couple of hits from doom bringer and a witch doctor that stood in the lane attacking creeps while getting punched in the face by alchemist (non-ult), multiple times (7 i think it was)

>Random a good mid Hero myself "I think I'll go mid. I got Zeus so it's pretty good." + more chatting before the hero picking phase is over >Someone else hard picks a mid hero >"mid"

Sven: "Arg noob tidehunter, why don't you have boots!" Sven: "ffs" Me: "I have arcane boots..." Sven: "ARHGSAHSDKSJDASD" *Rage Quits* Not really sure what he was on about. I had arcane boots for a good 10 minutes by that point, and he wasn't the best Sven either. I mean, I am terrible at Dota, but to yell at me for that, when he was flat out wrong? He should have yelled at me for being 5 levels under everyone else, or for having a 1/7 k/d ratio... but to yell at me for not owning boots I actually did own...

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;36183204]>Random a good mid Hero myself "I think I'll go mid. I got Zeus so it's pretty good." + more chatting before the hero picking phase is over >Someone else hard picks a mid hero >"mid"[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2m41weh.jpg[/IMG]

I once had an Anti Mage who claimed he watched pro-dota matches, and such went mid to try and get an easy win. Turns out he was terrible, and he started blaming his mistakes on everyone else. Eventually, it went into the all chat and we started calling him pro dota. We lost that game, it was pretty funny though to see him arguing back at us.

Every single support player [I]who does not buy wards.[/I]

Me as Skeleton King. I'm amazed at how bad I can be even with like, what I can tell is the easiest character in the game. Usually my ratios are 2/11/1 or even worse and I just jungle for half of the match and then go help top/mid with vampiric aura, hoping that i can at least give my teammates some lifesteals. I'm fucking horrible at this game.

[QUOTE=Merijn;36182867]I once got a Naix who jungled, but for some reason got really agressive when we called it jungling. It went something like this: Us: "Naix you jungle?" Him: "Yeah but it's not called jungling retard. This isn't LoL" Us: "It's still called jungling, the term doesn't come from LoL" Him: "Whatever retards, it's called neutraling" Of course, we then started to adress him solely as "mr. jungler"[/QUOTE] Funnily enough the in-game cards say "Jungler".

Couple good times as Bloodseeker. -Queen of Pain that would blink EVERY TIME I ruptured her, I swear I got 10 kills on her that way. -Riki that kept running after I ruptured him and he turned invisible.

[QUOTE=Reno360;36187256]Couple good times as Bloodseeker. -Queen of Pain that would blink EVERY TIME I ruptured her, I swear I got 10 kills on her that way. -Riki that kept running after I ruptured him and he turned invisible.[/QUOTE] People dying from rupture remind me of the first days in TF2 as a spy :v:

I saw an AM go vlads first

[QUOTE=Japancakes;36188366]I saw an AM go vlads first[/QUOTE] Thats nothing compared to my friend as Drow Ranger going vlads.

Fucking stupid russian teams on US servers. So pathetic and lame. No English chatting once-so-ever. But they do know how to cuss :))

Once saw a bounty hunter who did not level his track ulti. At all. He went stats. IN A GAME WHERE HIS ENEMIES WERE RIKKI AND CLINKZ. YOU STUPID FUCK. YOUR STAT UPGRADES DO SHIT ALL WHEN YOU GET GANKED BY INVIS HEROES AS AN INVIS HERO.

FUCKING RUSSIANS FUCK ALL OF THEM RIKI'S TRYING TO SOLO 3 LEVEL HIGHER FED RAZOR CLINKZ NEARLY NOT EVEN FARMING AAAAAAAGAGAHa

Just remembered one. I was Lion and was playing with Dark Seer. I told Dark Seer he should use Vacuum and then I can follow up with an Earth Spike to easily stun all of them. His response to this was "no you initiate"

So I get in this game. My whole team. [B][I]Brazilians.[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;36175233]This guy named Tetraputecture who talked shit and wasn't that good[/QUOTE] That guys on my friends list...

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;36202420]So I get in this game. My whole team. [B][I]Brazilians.[/I][/B][/QUOTE] Even worse. Other team all Brazilians and russians. We lose

Been in games with 8/10 of the players being Russian. Don't solo queue All Pick at 4 am, kids.

[QUOTE=Eonart;36206173]Hey Tiny join the team fight we need your stun to survive and rape! He doesn't. He ran away just as soon as we were about to start a 5v5 and most of the time and also decided that throwing his teammates was a good idea while running away. Never did I actually see with my very own eyes someone too scared to join a team fight that he can easily win.[/QUOTE] Self-harming time : When I play Tiny, I end up buying a blink dagger and being too scared to actually use it. That or I mess up the combo and throw first and then stun, which ends up getting me killed.

This Queen of pain in a 1v3 fight, I'm chilling by our 2nd mid tower pushing it back a bit when out of no where a Earthshaker, Bounty hunter, and queen of pain come flying in, I charge at Earthshaker who had the most health so I could delay until my team mates got there. I ended up killing Earthshaker and moved on to bounty ,queen of pain blinks out, I'm low health so I jump and pop out one of their creeps killing bounty. Then BLINK back comes queen of pain right at my feet. I had a triple kill that day.

Saw a d. sniper killed his fleeing drow ranger team mate to supposedly deny me of my kill i am pugna, in front of their creeps with not enough mana.

[QUOTE=gerrymhy;36207537]Saw a d. sniper killed his fleeing drow ranger team mate to supposedly deny me of my kill i am pugna, in front of their creeps with not enough mana.[/QUOTE] how did he deny her

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;36207595]how did he deny her[/QUOTE] You can deny teammates if they're under a certain % of their hp, I think.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;36207659]You can deny teammates if they're under a certain % of their hp, I think.[/QUOTE] they can only be denied if they have one of a few DoTs on them

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;36207672]they can only be denied if they have one of a few DoTs on them[/QUOTE] Seems like my memory failed me there. :v:

[QUOTE=gerrymhy;36207537]Saw a d. sniper killed his fleeing drow ranger team mate to supposedly deny me of my kill i am pugna, in front of their creeps with not enough mana.[/QUOTE] So either you had a Venomancer, Viper, Warlock, QoP or Doom as a teammate or you are a dirty liar. Which is it? [editline]5th June 2012[/editline] I can't count the number of times we have a kill advantage, but my team refuses to push even though the enemy team has like twice the carry potential we have. Of course, dumb asses keep farming because they think we have the game on lock, then an Anti-mage comes out of nowhere with a Manta-Style, Bfury, and Vlads to assrape us.

Once I played agains Clinkz, Riki, Bounty, Weaver and Skeleton King (awful escapes, and the only one that couldn´t, just revived) Buying things for preventing invisibility was to mainstream for my team, though, except for me.

[QUOTE=Petachepas;36211733]Once I played agains Clinkz, Riki, Bounty, Weaver and Skeleton King (awful escapes, and the only one that couldn´t, just revived) Buying things for preventing invisibility was to mainstream for my team, though, except for me.[/QUOTE] That team is full of carries, your team could of shut them down hard with some vision man