So it was me, Bane, and my friend playing lesh, and we had this fucking noob called Malvodion.
Noobs man.
Templar assassins who go invis for the dumbest reasons.
"alright ill meld here, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM real obvious, then like you stun when they get close"
*Gets aoe bursted down*
I swear one game thats all this guy did, in lane just melded to the ground.
[QUOTE=Gilgadood;37097039]Templar assassins who go invis for the dumbest reasons.
"alright ill meld here, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM real obvious, then like you stun when they get close"
*Gets aoe bursted down*
I swear one game thats all this guy did, in lane just melded to the ground.[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of this Lanaya who got killed while in meld with aoe spells, and started spamming that they were hackers and cheaters. When he finally realized, he stopped talking, destroyed his items and left.
[QUOTE=Malvodion;37097125]That reminds me of this Lanaya who got killed while in meld with aoe spells, and started spamming that they were hackers and cheaters. When he finally realized, he stopped talking, destroyed his items and left.[/QUOTE]
We had a guy once who melded all the time and early game he got some kills doing it.
Mid game pugna just fucked his ass up so hard because DURR WHY AM I DAMAGE
4v5 and we we're doing pretty good defending, we lost all our towers except our creep barrack towers while they had all of theirs in all lanes. We held them off so good that they're down to only their creep towers and-
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2ly5rvb.png[/IMG]
[B]
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT, THAT ACTUALLY WOULD OF BEEN THE BEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA IF WE DIDN'T HAVE YOU, YOU LOBOTOMIZED FEEDING MORON.[/B]
Don't let those 24 assists fool you, he did nothing of value the entire 67 minutes of time I just wasted.
[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]
I am never going to be able to let this down.
lemme guess the 24 assists was "THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE" and failing to killsteal
Had a game where Keeper was level 1 while everyone else was 5 - 6, I think he went afk or something.
He proceeded to leech xp and gold from my solo lane, then ran wildly into Ursa and Shadow Shaman, died, and left.
In the same game, a Lone Druid was being terrible, he blamed me because he got himself killed (I can't call ss if someone is missing for 3 seconds), and jungled at 1hp constantly.
He then started going to lane because he was tired of dying I think, but then Sniper one shot him with ulti because he had like no HP.
I add in a sarcastic "Are you gonna blame me for this one too eh?" and then he calls me a cyka for the third time, types long paragraphs of russian gibberish and then goes afk.
After Keeper gets abandon he instantly leaves.
Axe and Bane wasn't too bad, the opposite team also had some dicks.
Get this.
I once saw an Anti-mage buy a [sp]Blink Dagger[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rarara;37104821]Had a game where Keeper was level 1 while everyone else was 5 - 6, I think he went afk or something.
He proceeded to leech xp and gold from my solo lane, then ran wildly into Ursa and Shadow Shaman, died, and left.
In the same game, a Lone Druid was being terrible, he blamed me because he got himself killed (I can't call ss if someone is missing for 3 seconds), and jungled at 1hp constantly.
He then started going to lane because he was tired of dying I think, but then Sniper one shot him with ulti because he had like no HP.
I add in a sarcastic "Are you gonna blame me for this one too eh?" and then he calls me a cyka for the third time, types long paragraphs of russian gibberish and then goes afk.
After Keeper gets abandon he instantly leaves.
Axe and Bane wasn't too bad, the opposite team also had some dicks.[/QUOTE]
One time I randomed Earthshaker and played as a ganker because our Luna was basically freefarming bot lane vs a solo Windrunner anyway, ganks never went well because our Pudge couldn't land hooks for shit and top lane always engaged too early. Ended up being level 3 while people were coming up to level 8 I think.
But in the end, it all paid off because super-farmed Luna is better than super-fed Morphling. :)
I find it ridiculous that some people blame the jungler every time the adjacent lane dies.
I have had this happen way too many fucking times.
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37105407]Okay I can understand a Vlads if he's a super duper support (carry). BUT YOUR ENTIRE. FUCKING. TEAM. IS. RANGED.[/QUOTE]
I know, we were doing really well though, we were out-leveling and out-gearing them- but the ammount of feed he was giving just negated it. If all kills give at least 225 gold (not sure about this) then he would have given the enemy team [B]4275[/B] gold alone.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37105551]I find it ridiculous that some people blame the jungler every time the adjacent lane dies.
I have had this happen way too many fucking times.[/QUOTE]
If you are a hero such as Enigma or Natures Prophet you are expected to know exactly how much trouble your lane "partner" is in and spare a large chunk of mana to walk down there within 10 seconds and save him, especially when he doesn't ask for help or ping or anything, but just dies.
[QUOTE=General J;37107088]I know, we were doing really well though, we were out-leveling and out-gearing them- but the ammount of feed he was giving just negated it. If all kills give at least 225 gold (not sure about this) then he would have given the enemy team [B]4275[/B] gold alone.[/QUOTE]
Enemies get 120 gold in assist if only one hero nearby (killer still gets 225)
Enemies get 50 if two heroes nearby
30 if three
12 or something if four.
So chances are, he gave something around 6k, and leeched xp + gold from you.
Some fucking Ogre Magi who was rude, hateful and a dick to everyone the whole game, only used bloodlust with the argument that he's "full support only support im supporting the team" and told me I didn't know how to play with game. He never used his stun to help get kills, never used the slow to secure kills on runners and fed 1/9. Then he called our team a bunch of kids.
I really don't understand people sometimes.
Edit - Oh and at the begining of the game, I politely asked him to go bottom with a silencer while I (Crystal Maiden) would lane with our Riki. For a while he wouldn't but, he did, then he just started cussing at me and went down. :v
Anddddd I went and looked at his other games and he pretty much feeds in them too.
i had this ursa in a game recent with all of his 75 games as ursa
but only 26 wins
it was so good, he ran into 1v5s, used bkb 20 secs to early, [b]burned his bkb to 5 seconds[/b] ~7 minutes after buying, and tried to solo roshan while we told him it was warded, and the entire enemy team was in midlane.
it was fucking glorious.
Why would anyone play ursa anyways? too overrated and too easily countered and falls off late game unless the enemy team is retarded.
[QUOTE=ReLak;37113059]i had this ursa in a game recent with all of his 75 games as ursa
but only 26 wins
it was so good, he ran into 1v5s, used bkb 20 secs to early, [b]burned his bkb to 5 seconds[/b] ~7 minutes after buying, and tried to solo roshan while we told him it was warded, and the entire enemy team was in midlane.
it was fucking glorious.[/QUOTE]
A true Ursa warrior with a bright strong spirit.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37104838]Get this.
I once saw an Anti-mage buy a [sp]Blink Dagger[/sp][/QUOTE]
He actually has a line when a person buys blink dagger on him. It goes like "Blink... dagger?" and "Oh what redundant blade."
there was this zeus whose only items at the end of the game were a mantle of intelligence and boots of speed
[QUOTE=General J;37118660][thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/936999552174228612/65D5952B13B0A5D2EE31E5A52CC8B3E7B12F2FAA/[/thumb][/QUOTE]
They are all playing Dota.
They are all nerds.
There was a Bloodseeker who was doing terrible, which isn't a crime in itself, but he was a complete dick and asshole towards everyone at the same time. After that he went afk in spawn.. And kept flaming at people.
[QUOTE=Rarara;37119653]There was a Bloodseeker who was doing terrible, which isn't a crime in itself, but he was a complete dick and asshole towards everyone at the same time. After that he went afk in spawn.. And kept flaming at people.[/QUOTE]
this post is to dota 2 as 'then a skeleton popped out!' is to creepypastas
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;37120210]this post is to dota 2 as 'then a skeleton popped out!' is to creepypastas[/QUOTE]
Well I felt like typing it even tho he was a generic idiot.
it wasn't an insult just an observation
Was playing a game as bane, I was with our juggernaut and we spotted an enemy so me and the juggernaut moved in to attack him, he blinked past his friendly tower and the juggernaut ran past the tower into the enemy base. He gets attacked by 3 players and yells at me for not saving him. His KDR at the end was like 5-12
Just had that type of prophet.
The one who farms jungle and does nothing else.
He even said "Just give me 15 mins of free farm jungle and we win"
Wasnt surprised by first item agghanims, mjloneer to follow.
No midas, maxed sprout over TP.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37118986]They are all playing Dota.
They are all nerds.[/QUOTE]
Cool Story Bro.
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[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37128571]The enemy team had a Skeleton King who's end game items were
-2 magic wands
-1 tango
-3 iron branches
There was also a zeus who had leveled his ult but never used it, the only spell he ever used was his chain lightning thing.
Guess who my lane opponents were?[/QUOTE]
Morphling and Crystal Maiden that stomped you so hard you wanted to kill yourself ?
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37128571]The enemy team had a Skeleton King who's end game items were
-2 magic wands
-1 tango
-3 iron branches
There was also a zeus who had leveled his ult but never used it, the only spell he ever used was his chain lightning thing.
Guess who my lane opponents were?[/QUOTE]
What I hate about that lane with 2 TERRIBLE opponents on them that die 20 times, is that its always the retard on my team that gets that lane.
They kill them about 20 times, fail to do anything else even with massive gold boost, and then compare their kill death ratio to everyone who had regular lanes, saying that we all suck.
Bonus points if you are playing a hard carry.
So I spent half a match arguing with a brazilian over who should buy wards.
"carry no need buy ward he carry only supp buy ward nobod buy ward but suppor jaja."
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