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our zeus abandoned and rejoined, only to ult every so often while he insulted us in the fountain. he did this because we were losing and I did bad because I randomed silencer.

Playing as sniper and i sell all my shit so i have 3 rapiers, treads and daedalus, since i had 0% chance of dying because the other team was completely brain dead and didn't buy any gem\wards\dust to counter shadow blade and NEVER stopped me farming. I had midas and maelstrom and was just sitting in the jungle blasting the shit out of everything, so much money. Then our lifestealer complains about me 1 hitting people with my 3k dmg crits, and how he wants some rapiers because he's a carry too. He sells all of his items for 1 rapier, sits in jungle and farms another one, so he only has 2 rapiers, no boots, nothing. He then gives both the rapiers to the enemy void who had just farmed battle fury and crystalys, which turned the game as all of a sudden as void killed me in 2 hits and resulted in him having 4 fucking rapiers, boots and battle fury. The other rapier got taken by their lich.

Veno that built Helm of the Dominator, Crystalis and Yasha. Doom that built Etheral Blade and Abyssal Blade. Luna that built MKB and Daedalus. All in the same game. I almost want to hang myself.

[QUOTE=wug;37321481]Playing as sniper and i sell all my shit so i have 3 rapiers, treads and daedalus, since i had 0% chance of dying because the other team was completely brain dead and didn't buy any gem\wards\dust to counter shadow blade and NEVER stopped me farming. I had midas and maelstrom and was just sitting in the jungle blasting the shit out of everything, so much money. Then our lifestealer complains about me 1 hitting people with my 3k dmg crits, and how he wants some rapiers because he's a carry too. He sells all of his items for 1 rapier, sits in jungle and farms another one, so he only has 2 rapiers, no boots, nothing. He then gives both the rapiers to the enemy void who had just farmed battle fury and crystalys, which turned the game as all of a sudden as void killed me in 2 hits and resulted in him having 4 fucking rapiers, boots and battle fury. The other rapier got taken by their lich.[/QUOTE] I sort of feel it's a mistake on both parts, buying 3 Rapiers because you had "0% chance of dying" isn't the best way to ensure a win

Or not finishing the game when you have 3 rapiers.

[QUOTE=SnakeSolid;37323281]I sort of feel it's a mistake on both parts, buying 3 Rapiers because you had "0% chance of dying" isn't the best way to ensure a win[/QUOTE] Having 3 rapiers as Sniper = godmode activate. Having 3 rapiers as Sniper and not just 2shotting the ancient = stupidity. The Lifestealer was a retard though.

Just don't get rapiers. Ever. Ignore it's existance.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37326743]Just don't get rapiers. Ever. Ignore it's existance.[/QUOTE] I'll pick one up on Bounty if I am beyond farmed, but that's about it.

I get one on Skeleton King if I'm rolling face.

I once had two rapiers on Luna. Confessions.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MywTtqvw10Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=1141s[/media] God damn. Jungling AM. [editline]20th August 2012[/editline] The AM used his ulti on an [I]alpha wolf[/I], as well.

I have no words.

[QUOTE=Kendra;37327946]The AM used his ulti on an [I]alpha wolf[/I], as well.[/QUOTE] Three times he used it on creeps.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37326743]If you don't know how to not die, just don't get rapiers. Ever. Ignore it's existance.[/QUOTE] Fixed. Divine isn't really a problem on a good player, but if you're new and really doing well and have a lot of gold left, don't even think about the divine. I don't care if you haven't died too much, it's too high of a risk and it can really be devastating in the wrong hands.

Both of these happened during the same game witch doctor who stole farm from the carry and then called him bad Bounty hunter who told me "Dude if you don't stop complaining in all chat I will extend it as long as I want" after I asked them to end it quick, and went all "U MAD XDD" when the rest told him that wasn't complaining Fuck

I just played a match as Lion. My teammates were Ursa, Tinker, Slardar, Warlock. I had to mid because Tinker refused mid because "that hero was not the best for that line" (???) He went top with Ursa. Ursa and Tinker died. And died, and died and Died. Ursa died to "surprise ambushes" (just the enemy team trying to push a lane together, and it wasn't even hidden). He died to this multiple times. Tinker died because he jumped into battle instead of attacking from behind with nothing that a pair of boots and a few potions. He said "I join the battle because I'm not a pussy like you lot". One thing is being a coward another is being a reckless sucidal moron. I had to mid against a Windrunner with a roaming Riki. It wasn't nice. Atleast we didn't do that bad in general and managed to keep them at bay even if the match was pretty much lost. Then a final teamfight went horribly wrong and they got enough time to destroy the ancient.

Wooo boy... Decided to man the fuck up and play some Alchemist. I played with a Sniper. Who lost mid. To a fucking [B]AXE.[/B] Yes their Axe went mid and he ate Sniper for breakfast and then had a Pudge for Thanksgiving Dinner. Pudge was the last to pick so heads to the hard lane with Tide. That worked out [I]really[/I] damn well too. [editline]21st August 2012[/editline] Also played with the most self hating Keeper I have ever seen. Was playing Nyx nyx nyx nyx nyx. He just kept throwing the horses... Spiked Carapace every time.

[QUOTE=Reno360;37336356] Also played with the most self hating Keeper I have ever seen. Was playing Nyx nyx nyx nyx nyx. He just kept throwing the horses... Spiked Carapace every time.[/QUOTE] I did that to a Gyro (I was nyx), quite funny when he does it to stun and run.

[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37318719]Theres 3 different types of pulls. All 3 would've been a QUIK-FIX. 1. Pulling the neutrals into your wave to make the wave come closer to the tower 2. Pull incoming enemy creeps towards your incoming allied creeps so your enemies can't disturb you 3. Stacking neutrals and killing those or pulling them to your creep waves if they are weaklings(like centaurs)[/QUOTE] By the time I try to do any of that, huskar has already punctured me to death even more. 2 great episodes. A russian ursa and drow who wont change lanes because they'r butt buddies, even though one of them could have went top lane and each of them would have a support instead of leeching last hits from each other. And today, a nightstalker who kept on getting pissed whenever viper got the kill. NS: "viper stop ks!" Clinkz (me): "He isn't ksing, he needs the kills as a carry" NS: "wtf shut up learn to play noob that doesnt means he has to ks" Clinkz: "he should get the kills, not you, unless you want to carry the game yourself" NS: "shut up and stop ks!" Later, he was ganking some guy near the top stairs, I skeleton walked there and got the kill NS: "OMG CLINKZ, FUCK" Clinkz: "learn what each role does please" NS: "Role? I know what each does, don't ks huehuheuue!" Viper: "go back to LoL, carry with thyndra, thats a good game for kids" (or whatever he said) NS: "this game is for babies" He was just a kid I bet.

[QUOTE=Reimu;37331459]Fixed. Divine isn't really a problem on a good player, but if you're new and really doing well and have a lot of gold left, don't even think about the divine. I don't care if you haven't died too much, it's too high of a risk and it can really be devastating in the wrong hands.[/QUOTE] It doesn't matter how good of a player you are. If at least one of your enemies has a brain, and 3 of them has half, he will coordinate a gank on you specifically to get the rapier.

[QUOTE=Reno360;37336356]Wooo boy... Decided to man the fuck up and play some Alchemist. I played with a Sniper. Who lost mid. To a fucking [B]AXE.[/B] Yes their Axe went mid and he ate Sniper for breakfast and then had a Pudge for Thanksgiving Dinner. Pudge was the last to pick so heads to the hard lane with Tide. That worked out [I]really[/I] damn well too. [editline]21st August 2012[/editline] Also played with the most self hating Keeper I have ever seen. Was playing Nyx nyx nyx nyx nyx. He just kept throwing the horses... Spiked Carapace every time.[/QUOTE] Axe mid is okay, actually.

[QUOTE=Kendra;37340604]Axe mid is okay, actually.[/QUOTE] Yeah, especially with good timing of Battle Hunger

Batrider who held onto salve all game, fed 14 deaths, wouldn't tp to bot tower after being killed (instead he spent gold on magic wand), wouldn't give salve to friendly heroes when asked. I hit late game as Drow but the enemy team was fed [i]just enough[/i] that we couldn't push past rax after we teamwiped. So we ended up losing because we couldn't get another successful teamfight in.

Two friends and I queued last night, and ofc we picked up two russians. Lycan (obvi russian choice), and lion went jungle/suicide lane. Lycan didn't help lion at all, even though they queued together, and instead was one of those farm-for-30-minutes-and-hope-the-team-doesn't-counter-you kind of lycans. So i ended up having to roam top alot as sand king, which i didn't mind to help lion. Anyways, we're up on towers and kills leading into a team fight that didn't go to well. We lost 4 to their 2, and the russians just up and abandoned. Could have been an easy win with one or two more good team fights but apparently that was GG for team russian.

Captains mode, carefully think out a strategy, plan to pick Prophet instantly for myself. They steal Prophet. Later in the game, I'm Lich, the Prophet is terrible at jungling. I go into his forest, gank him, he spouts profanities at me, it was rather early. After that, we catch him about 6 times, on top of the ward mountain on our side, farming the large creep camp directly next to it. I questioned why he said "free farm bro" He only teleported to 3 spots, alternating between 2 when he didn't need to teleport to fountain. 1. His own forest (barely used it) 2. The ward mountain Every time I killed him he got super mad at me, saying I suck and Lich is easy hero, and Prophet is supper haerd. I then kill him from 100% to 0% hp, together with Sand King, with my ulti, and he promptly insults me some more and ragequits. He also pulled the "get a life" card. He was level 3 when I was level 9.

i got onto a full team of Brazilians, except for one bat rider. the bat rider fed all early game, going 0/8 14 min in. then nature's prophet went 1/15 by just roaming along and getting ganked. I was AM and went 5/0/6 by being smart and blinking out of ganking areas. the whole time they were screaming Portuguese at each other and i had no idea what the fuck was going on. i dont think we destroyed one tower that game.

Hate it when people call you out for playing an "easy hero" What does that even prove, everyone plays easy heroes every once in a while.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37352959]Hate it when people call you out for playing an "easy hero" What does that even prove, everyone plays easy heroes every once in a while.[/QUOTE] I could understand if it was ursa or lycan or something, but otherwise I'm baffled too

I played with a bounty hunter who had two boots of speed. And nothing else. We lost. Against bots.

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;37353007]I could understand if it was ursa or lycan or something, but otherwise I'm baffled too[/QUOTE] I was playing Lifestealer. [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] Enemy team just got buttmad because they let me freefarm and rape them.