• Stupid people you've seen in pubs!
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i had a a weird game as Viper today, i was mid against Luna, she played so pasive she stood out of sight most of the time, so i called SS, everytime i did, a brazilian lycan on my team would say viper noob and some random portuguese words, i knew he was insulting me, but no idea, why. Edit: and no, we didnt had wards.
[QUOTE=NoName-;37376106]i had a a weird game as Viper today, i was mid against Luna, she played so pasive she stood out of sight most of the time, so i called SS, everytime i did, a brazilian lycan on my team would say viper noob and some random portuguese words, i knew he was insulting me, but no idea, why. Edit: and no, we didnt had wards.[/QUOTE] What I find most weird is how every time I play Viper, I go mid, and also get a passive as fuck Luna that feeds me.
zeus: "pa can u buy wards pls" me: "why, I'm a carry" zeus: "i need gold for refresh and scepter"
Just met another bad bloodseeker. His team constantly said he was shit and told us to report him for feeding. His response? "you idiot :D, feeding is intentional" I don't think he knows what intentional mean. He silenced me for nothing, in the middle of nowhere, and then ran away, and ulti'd me when I was killing creeps, steady in one place, so he just did whatever damage it does at start + a few 20's or something, and then ran away. He died 18 times, and his only kill was when he ulti'd our juggernaut when he was near death. He had no chance of survival unless our team got there faster and killed all of them, and probably wouldn't had been enough because bloodseeker also injected his steroid in him. In the end, everyone was mad at him. I just told him politely "I'm sorry bs, but you gotta learn to play buddy" He told me to go fuck myself and that I was at bot, whatever that meant... Yup. Well, at least I didn't do too bad as sand king. Did actually even better than before at start, and also got a bloodseeker blade. Goddamn shit should come in pairs...
see keeper and lina picked in a lane automatically go nyx the next 35 minutes is pretty much me abusing my spiked carapace to the max and watching lina blow herself up. it's adorable.
"sniper is one of the best late-game carries" "ever seen a fed alch?" (Above are from different games) I told a naga to use her ulti to initiate, faceless void replies: "useless strat". This is the same faceless void who caught me on the fringes of his ulti for me to die repeatedly, and continued to use his ulti on single targets despite the fact that he bought a battlefury and subsequently did not have his ulti for teamfights ever.
Close game, we have insane right click damage from the Anti Mage (me) but the entirety of our teamfight is basically Tiny. Meanwhile they have Tidehunter AND Sand King. I tell my team there's no fucking way in hell we're ever going to successfully push up into their base while they have their ults up. I kindly suggest try to pick off one or two of them before pushing up to their base. But nope, they go in balls first then get torn asunder by the teamfight. Didn't even bother to wait for me. "noob am wont stop farming pls report." Every damn time. Later in the game, I have Manta/Battlefury/Treads/Butterlfly/Heart/Aegis. Ready to rock and roll. "Alright everyone come around for smoke we're going to backdoor their bot rax and force an awkward teamfight." "backdooring is for noobs." He decides to push up mid. By himself. Up to their tier 3. And gets killed. By all of them. Then blames me. Good thing we won, the 4/15/13 Tiny sure helped a ton.
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that feel when playing as riki when no one even tries to counter you. I went 20/3/10 because no one wanted to buy dust/gem on their team. They had a butt mad axe that was pissed because we had 3 people in his lane stealing his farm and killing him. Was very hilarious to see axe rage so hard.
Lost a game as Anti-Mage because of a backdoor Gondar. Dark Seer says in the end: "gg but I must say" "get bent skrubs" His score? 7-15 with 18 assists. All he did was delaying people just a bit, and if it weren't for the BH, they would have lost. On top of that, our Clinkz left before the end. He was also the lowest level at 20, when everyone else was 25. Still did a nice score. 22-9, so not really sad about having lost.
Ugh... Gotta love people that play Riki through and through. Twice in a row, my team had a pretty good teamcomp and the last guy hasn't picked yet. He waits till the very end of picking and BAM. Riki. Throwing a monkey wrench into the teamcomp, we now have a double carry lane. Didn't help that both these Rikis never used smoke and just did terribly over all.
I love it when I meet an enemy riki who doesn't smokes. Which are rare actually. Although when they are on my team, they never are the killing machines I usually see.
[QUOTE=Reno360;37389487]Ugh... Gotta love people that play Riki through and through. Twice in a row, my team had a pretty good teamcomp and the last guy hasn't picked yet. He waits till the very end of picking and BAM. Riki. Throwing a monkey wrench into the teamcomp, we now have a double carry lane. Didn't help that both these Rikis never used smoke and just did terribly over all.[/QUOTE] and you know they always want to pick riki too, hovering over him the entire time after everyone else has picked. we even ask nice for some other role, nope. whats the deal with rikis that dont use smoke
[QUOTE=dass;37390307]I love it when I meet an enemy riki who doesn't smokes. Which are rare actually. Although when they are on my team, they never are the killing machines I usually see.[/QUOTE] That's the way it is. Fighting a Riki? Unseen killing machine. Riki on your team? Invisible onlooker. Fighting an Ursa? Unstoppable tank-bear. Ursa on your team? Pussy that looks like a bear.
[QUOTE=Reno360;37390673]That's the way it is. Fighting a Riki? Unseen killing machine. Riki on your team? Invisible onlooker. Fighting an Ursa? Unstoppable tank-bear. Ursa on your team? Pussy that looks like a bear.[/QUOTE] That pussy usually is me :v: I can't play ursa for shit, and people at this level know that they should target him. Yet another game lost. So I'm doing kittens for damage as AM so I start going to woods to farm since I can't really damage people much and theres a fucking annoying bloodseeker who keeps silencing and rupturing me every damn time and a riki. You know where this is going... My team gets decimated by riki because they don't use enough wards, and meanwhile I'm farming and not giving them a kill and money. Everyone gets pissed at me for not being in team fights, despite my damage being shit. I tell them I'm farming so I can actually be a threat and not a +1 on the killcount. They just keep on rambling, calling me noob, bla bla bla, "what are you doing you dumb am" "I'm farming and not giving them a free kill" "you dumb idiot, if you were in team fights, we would win" Yeah, be food for doomburger who somehow got fed as fuck and riki who walks around as free as a butterfly, without a care in the world, because my team doesn't wards for jack. On top of that, they got Omni which makes everything hard to kill, and bloodseeker who is my personal "wasp in the pants" apparently... "gg stupid anti mage doesnt fights in a team" team fights in this game = feeding riki The idiots who were whining all had shit for score. PA especially had 1-8 No no, lets go into the team fight with a pillow, get silenced and ruptured by bloodseeker and ulti'd by doomburger. GREAT TEAM FIGHT YOU DOLTS. Shit like this sometimes puts me off the game. I'm not expecting sync play between randoms, but come the fuck on, I wouldn't do SHIT against bloodseeker even since he would just rupture and silence me, let alone the riki walking around free. But for fuck sakes, blame it on someone else you fucking idiots. Maybe yourselves, seeing as you went into them for a free kill instead of staying back farming.
Someone was yelling and screaming that a Riki was a hacker when he kept attacking him and he kept escaping. His reasoning behind this? Riki could turn invisible.... I know, it kinda hurts to read that.
[QUOTE=Mamok Zalku;37391869]Someone was yelling and screaming that a Riki was a hacker when he kept attacking him and he kept escaping. His reasoning behind this? Riki could turn invisible.... I know, it kinda hurts to read that.[/QUOTE] I was once called a hacker while playing bloodseeker I ult'ed a guy, and he literally ran all the way back to fountain "report bs he hacks"
Phantom assassin players who never get battle fury and rush vlads. Every fucking time. They feed so much they don't even get new items. I saw a PA go treads - vlads - mask of madness - 2x crystalys.
[QUOTE=bloboo;37376454]An Anti Mage didn't get mana burn and it was 10 minutes in. The guy he was laneing with was getting frustrated, Anti Mage started to get butthurt and never got mana burn the whole game just because he didn't like his laneing partner.[/QUOTE] reminds me of [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1137411731653003681/CDCE2B0FF2F11BFAA19FB71FC22FE129E7FADD02/[/t]
[QUOTE=KrazyBrawl;37393433]reminds me of [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1137411731653003681/CDCE2B0FF2F11BFAA19FB71FC22FE129E7FADD02/[/t][/QUOTE] Against a Lina and Tiny? My sides.
Wow I must have made someone angry. A whole team of russians. EVERY.SINGLE.ONE I couldn't understand SHIT they said, and they were the very definition of SHIT. Lich who ulti'd with 10 creeps around and just 1 or 2 enemies who quickly dispersed. Bloodseeker who's best item by 35mins was yasha and a blink dagger Lifestealer who jungled through the most crucial parts Everyone attacking alone Oh man... That was just awful...
one time I had a Rubick who kept stealing Chronosphere from Faceless Void. and trapping 9 players in it and running away. I was Bane and he interrupted my ultimate so many times...
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/RVGX9.png[/img] Too bad I don't have the full chat log, that [SWE] dude was hilarious.
This Veno. [IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/37941977/datveno.jpg[/IMG] Oh god this was a fun game to watch.
undying too
[QUOTE=Reno360;37397551]This Veno. [IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/37941977/datveno.jpg[/IMG] Oh god this was a fun game to watch.[/QUOTE] That's what you get for tryharding Radiant. Duh
And the lose streak keeps on going. I can't get a team that plays at all. Everyone fed now, and no one countered BH. He had a rapier. Maybe for the first time ever in a matchmaking game, I saw someone with a rapier.
its ok bro, everyone gets on shitty lose streaks atm i'm on a 7 win streak, which will probably get broken hard soon.
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