I'm gonna tick off Europe.
I ONLY GET SHITTY RUSSIAN TEAMS THAT FEED AND DON'T HELP AT ALL.
The only guy that didn't speak English very well on our team decided to go sillybear, when we already had lifestealer picked that had called "LS jungles, k?"
Game starts, LS goes to jungle and LD follows right behind him shouting "I JUNGLE LIFESTEAL GO BOT KKKKKK"
LS decides to be the biggest bro and let sillybear farm, hoping that he knows his stuff.
40min in, LD has died 4 times in his jungle that we had to ward because of the easy ganks, he has 2 kills, and only has x2 treads and a half-finished rapier on his bear. Not even a stout shield. Our LS had to fight for every bit of gold he got while this retard couldn't farm his way out of an irish famine
And of course, he constantly insulted us, never helped in teamfights deciding that taking a minute to kill the centaurs was more worth it while we screamed, dying right next to him.
When the game finally ended because 4 people cannot hold against 5 organized people, everyone, including the enemy team, blamed LD. He raged some more and quit.
[B]HOW DO THESE PEOPLE BREATHE[/B]
[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=dass;37401716]I'm gonna tick off Europe.
I ONLY GET SHITTY RUSSIAN TEAMS THAT FEED AND DON'T HELP AT ALL.[/QUOTE]
I did this long ago, and I live in Europe.
Take this mans advice, there is nothing but death and shattered hope in humanity in the Europe servers
Now I only have US East and I'm in Portugal so I'll have to fight with 200 ping or so...
[QUOTE=dass;37401716]I'm gonna tick off Europe.
I ONLY GET SHITTY RUSSIAN TEAMS THAT FEED AND DON'T HELP AT ALL.[/QUOTE]
You need to play in premades, with at least one friend.
It's the only way I can get a game without the entire rest of the team speaking Portuguese.
[QUOTE=Reno360;37402519]You need to play in premades, with at least one friend.
It's the only way I can get a game without the entire rest of the team speaking Portuguese.[/QUOTE]
That usually ends badly for me, as the guy I usually play with sucks even worse than me on a sucky day.
And here we go! I tick off Europe, go into the US servers, get a guy who never played tiny, he goes 9-0-12, friendly as fuck comunicating with the team at all times, and I go 14-2 as pugna for the first time.
Most lovely match ever. Never have I played pugna this nicely.
[QUOTE=dass;37402872]That usually ends badly for me, as the guy I usually play with sucks even worse than me on a sucky day.
And here we go! I tick off Europe, go into the US servers, get a guy who never played tiny, he goes 9-0-12, friendly as fuck comunicating with the team at all times, and I go 14-2 as pugna for the first time.
Most lovely match ever. Never have I played pugna this nicely.[/QUOTE]
Well there ya go. Add friendly people, play with them again, repeat.
Good times in Dota are ahead and you are on your way.
First Russians on Europe, then BRs on US East. I should probably queue for Singapore or something. And I seriously thought Russian servers would solve the "cyka u noob learn rus" and/or "puerto macka macka alallaa hola" problem.
Or maybe I'm just unlucky because I queued with a friend that has around 20 wins or so.
[QUOTE=KrazyBrawl;37404446]First Russians on Europe, then BRs on US East. I should probably queue for Singapore or something. And I seriously thought Russian servers would solve the "cyka u noob learn rus" and/or "puerto macka macka alallaa hola" problem.
Or maybe I'm just unlucky because I queued with a friend that has around 20 wins or so.[/QUOTE]
The language problem is probably even worse here in SEA. You get the Chinese, Thais, Malays, Indonesians, Singaporeans, and Pinoys all the on the same server. And they all speak different languages.
Except that most people here are multilingual, so I guess the problem isn't as bad.
[QUOTE=KrazyBrawl;37404446]First Russians on Europe, then BRs on US East. I should probably queue for Singapore or something. And I seriously thought Russian servers would solve the "cyka u noob learn rus" and/or "puerto macka macka alallaa hola" problem.
Or maybe I'm just unlucky because I queued with a friend that has around 20 wins or so.[/QUOTE]
BR's sometimes know how to play.
Russians will make an entire team of carries, and then procede to suck at playing them. With the exception of some guy using something like ursa or riki/gondar or sniper.
[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Reno360;37402921]Well there ya go. Add friendly people, play with them again, repeat.
Good times in Dota are ahead and you are on your way.[/QUOTE]
All the friendlies I add always go AWOL.
I'm sort of a loner anyway. I don't like letting people down, so I'd rather play with strangers if I end up doing bad.
Hey you know what I hate? Portuguese people, all they ever do is moan and whine and cry about their team.
[QUOTE=prodirus;37404626]The language problem is probably even worse here in SEA. You get the Chinese, Thais, Malays, Indonesians, Singaporeans, and Pinoys all the on the same server. And they all speak different languages.
Except that most people here are multilingual, so I guess the problem isn't as bad.[/QUOTE]
I once qued on SEA.
All 9 people spoke English.
[QUOTE=dual elites;37406311]Hey you know what I hate? Portuguese people, all they ever do is moan and whine and cry about their team.[/QUOTE]
Elitistic and dislikable as always I see.
Oh, and funny misconception.
Brazilian =/= portuguese
Same language, but extremely different people.
[QUOTE=dual elites;37406311]Hey you know what I hate? Portuguese people, all they ever do is moan and whine and cry about their team.[/QUOTE]
I have found that Portugese people are not the only ones who do that.
And I have also found that there is too much emphasis on single losses, trying to find someone to blame the loss on, flameful chatting, in general.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;37407978]I have found that Portugese people are not the only ones who do that.
And I have also found that there is too much emphasis on single losses, trying to find someone to blame the loss on, flameful chatting, in general.[/QUOTE]
I tend to do that if I am having a super great game, owning, farming good, and getting fed, all at the same time.
And then the enemy BH or Riki shows up at level 25 with skullbasher, diffusal, battlefury, 3 rapiers, daedalus, and everything else.
Edit:
The "find someone to blame the loss on" part, not flaming.
[QUOTE=Rarara;37412659]I tend to do that if I am having a super great game, owning, farming good, and getting fed, all at the same time.
And then the enemy BH or Riki shows up at level 25 with skullbasher, diffusal, battlefury, 3 rapiers, daedalus, and everything else.
Edit:
The "find someone to blame the loss on" part, not flaming.[/QUOTE]
That describes most of my games.
I might not even be doing too good myself, or not even good at all, but someone else on my team is always doing worse enough for the enemy to get their meal.
On that 14-2 pugna game, it was a drow. Luckily, we had a super tiny.
Just played with Enigma who instantly yells I MID, IM SO BROKEN MID and then ultis a SINGLE fucking hero who was almost DEAD and fucking feeds. And yells at us FUCKING NOOBS, U HAVE NO ITEMS, KAEL(Invoker, i was invoker) NOOB, REPORTED.
DAFUQ?!? seriously for god's sake i checked my teammates profile and most of them were 80-100 wins failures. They were all Portuguese...
[QUOTE=naNo.;37416845]Just played with Enigma who instantly yells I MID, IM SO BROKEN MID and then ultis a SINGLE fucking hero who was almost DEAD and fucking feeds. And yells at us FUCKING NOOBS, U HAVE NO ITEMS, KAEL(Invoker, i was invoker) NOOB, REPORTED.
DAFUQ?!? seriously for god's sake i checked my teammates profile and most of them were 80-100 wins failures. They were all Portuguese...[/QUOTE]
*Brazilian
Theres a big difference.
I love it when people just yell out to report someone for just about anything bad they might do.
[QUOTE=dass;37417466]*Brazilian
Theres a big difference.
[/QUOTE]
But what if they were Portuguese?
Played a game last night that went juggernaut, axe, ursa, witch doctor and jakiro (Me)
My friend was ursa, and he was jungling. So I kindly asked either juggernaut or axe to come down to the bottom with me, since I had a bad feeling about the game. (Witch doctor was forced to go mid.) I was met with a rude "How about no." from juggernaut, to which I responded "But I'm a support, I don't feel comfortable going 2 against 1 with a support character." which didn't help the situation since the jugg still refused. I just gave up and told them to have fun stealing each others farm. Needless to say, Axe fed and luckily the people I went up against didn't know anything about Jakiro. Got my friend to gank when I needed him. Somehow pulled a win out of that mess.
[QUOTE=Glent;37420099]But what if they were Portuguese?[/QUOTE]
You'll never find portuguese players.
Not even I have ever found them. Always brazilian.
It's actually weird.
I played with this Templar Assassin who bought a divine rapier when we were at their ancient
First thing he does is announcing it on all chat. That exact second I told everyone to end the game asap. Next thing i see is TA fountain diving and running away with low HP , then killed by riki. We won (since other teammate picked the rapier and started attacking the two remaining towers) , but holy shit, fuck anyone who buys a rapier or fountain dive
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37421637]I played with this Templar Assassin who bought a divine rapier when we were at their ancient
First thing he does is announcing it on all chat. That exact second I told everyone to end the game asap. Next thing i see is TA fountain diving and running away with low HP , then killed by riki. We won (since other teammate picked the rapier and started attacking the two remaining towers) , but holy shit, fuck anyone who buys a rapier or fountain dive[/QUOTE]
Pub players tend to confuse Invincibility with overpower and do dumb things like that, be it someone going fountain dive with rapier or going 1vs5 in the middle of the map.
Doing captains mode matchmaking testing out players for my team in the FP tournament, I'm drafting.
"omg BAN SILENCER WTF??"
"noob fucking ban huskar wtffff"
Gave the asshole Sand King and he instantly started feeding because I didnt give him Nyx Assassin.
I just played with a Crystal Maiden that was yelling at Lina on the other team in our team chat, refused to listen when we tried to tell him to use all-chat and said that he chatting with Lina. He spammed so much and several people left and he fed the Lina because he wanted to "out-spree" her or something. Lina was level 23 by the time we lost and everyone else was level 11.
The rage.
Someone on my team who was playing Furion thought he was crap.
I could elaborate but I feel it's not necessary.
I played as Brewmaster and had to lane with a nyx on top that refused listen to me, keept autoattacking and missing pretty much all the last hits and didn't want to deny. He wasted his mana a lot and got himself killed in early game several times.
He couldn't accept that he made any mistake and said that I was the one doing useless shit and that I was ruining the game. I got to keep the enemy ns+veno in check (except this one time I fucked up in forest when I expected nyx to join me, he never did and O died), managed to deny our tower when ns, venom And weaver were attacking it while nyx just spinned in place next to me being useless, and then I got to scare off the enemy from the other towers.
Even after all this I was a "fag" for him, then when people didn't agree with him he said that everyone was fags.
Then we more or less managed to turn the fight, but lich (I had almost forgotten about him, he feed mid as much as nyx feed top.) and nyx keept dying and missused their abilities (lich keept using his ult when weaver was going invisible, nyx using ult and then breaking it with a spell etc) and after a few team fights that we lost (here I must admit I fucked up, specially in the last two ones were I fucked up badly) we eventually lost.
I seriously hope he was a troll. He can't realy be this dumb and dense.
Someone tried taking 2 beers from under the counter and ended up getting decked by someone sitting at the door
Just got shut down as void by my own teammate.
Sven maxed cleave and storm hammer, only used storm hammer then ran away leaving me attacking, thinking he was still there. He would autoattack the lane so it was constantly pushed to the tower and i couldn't farm for shit. The only time i got any last hits was when he went to the other side of the map, got an illusion rune and an orb of venom and then i returned to no lasthits.
[QUOTE=wug;37426014]Just got shut down as void by my own teammate.
Sven maxed cleave and storm hammer, only used storm hammer then ran away leaving me attacking, thinking he was still there. He would autoattack the lane so it was constantly pushed to the tower and i couldn't farm for shit. The only time i got any last hits was when he went to the other side of the map, got an illusion rune and an orb of venom and then i returned to no lasthits.[/QUOTE]
I love people who put points into abilities that push the lane
I've had many lunas, svens, and kotls fuck up my lane.
Like seriously, if you are going to spam KOTL's q at least try to not fucking aim at the creeps.
[QUOTE=Suttles;37426085]I love people who put points into abilities that push the lane
I've had many lunas, svens, and kotls fuck up my lane.
Like seriously, if you are going to spam KOTL's q at least try to not fucking aim at the creeps.[/QUOTE]
1 level in glaives early isn't bad.
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