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one game it was 4v5 with due to a drow on the team that fed early game and left mid game. we were losing then their CM that was annoying as fuck left the game. it just went down a slip and slide of rape for our team and we crushed them completely. right after we won we told them to report drow and they told us to report CM. right when they said that, CM joins back and is like "lol guize i was here all along XD", to cover it up. their clinkz flipped his shit. overall it was a good match but the ending was fucking hilarious to see.

Dark seer : wtf i tought dis shit was grand theft auto dark seer i am playing with an weird monkey dark seer: no clue how i am playing thissssssssss dark seer : wtf i dont find quit button dark seer : i will restart my computer this game is very weird Dark seer has disconnected from game.

I just had a bot match with an idler that used a bot program to make his character constantly jungle all game. He had 11000+ gold and didnt leave the jungle all game. we lost and he was still in the jungle when the bots had us at spawn. even when the bots attacked him, he kept jungling without turning around. [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578965377940968963/A30A43C812349CB1AB2FDF142164B3EAC7F3BE56/[/img] literally had those items all game long.

I met 1. Kunkka that had 5 bracers and phase boots at the end of the game. 2. Night Stalker that had literally full item set, was hanging by the enemies ancient, not attacking it, just standing there, he wasn't backdooring. All enemies come and kill him. 30 minutes later he does it again. He still has full item set, I pingspam like mad and tell him to attack the ancient (pingspam is needed some times) and ALAS, FINALLY, HE DESTROYED IT IN A FEW SECONDS. It was a 75 min match. We could EASILY have ended it at 40 - 50 min. We risked loss twice. 3. Morphling that constantly ping spammed at me for 40 minutes straight, he was mad I did dual mid as Viper with Invoker (we were planning to get easy first blood then I would go to another lane/roam) Much later, we are losing, I am pushing the enemies bottom lane withtout anyone seeing, he pingspams me like always wanting me to go back to base. I destroy the tower a bit, then run back because I have little hp and no creeps around, he pingspams on the tower infinitely. I return to destroy the tower with the next creep wave, now he pingspams for me to go back to base yet again. I destroy the barracks, he pingspams, I run after a few TP scrolls come in, then do the same to top lane. He pingspams even more, I push to the tower, get ambushed, dies. PINGSPAM I respawn PINGSPAM I try to defend what we have left PINGSPAM I tell him to stop it in the most rageful way ever, he finally stops. I casually start pushing again, THEN MIRANA STARTS PINGSPAMMING AT ME. I explode. 4. Our team setup was Mirana, Drow Ranger, Skeleton King, Treant Protector and Lycantrophe. Mirana and Drow Ranger goes top, they refuse completely to go mid (both) I was planning to solo lane in top because Lycan (I was Treant, so having a few extra levels help) but Drow and Mirana ruined it. Skeleton King goes mid shortly, before he gives up because hes being completely owned. I am bottom, SK comes bottom, then Lycan is forced to go out of jungle and go midlane instead. Drow and Mirana sucks at lasthitting, dies a lot, and does nothing when needed. Mirana hit NO arrows that game, EVEN AT MELEE RANGE HE MISSED. SK had a bad start, can't carry too early, I got a few free levels and gold, due to botlane being stupid, and Lycan was doing okayish at being mid but he'd be way better off in jungle. We lost.

[QUOTE=Gate;37457746]i had similar experiences with jakiros, only jakiros[/QUOTE] When I play Jakiro, I get the courier, ward the map, and make sure that I lane with our team carry. Harassing the enemy team and denying creeps, giving our carry an easy time farming. I always go mek, arcane boots first (because it helps the whole team). I think I'm a good Jakirio, and still yet to lose a game with him/them.

[video=youtube;_pj5dOxclb0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj5dOxclb0[/video] Can someone possibly explain why this Riki didn't kill our bane?

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37477642][video=youtube;_pj5dOxclb0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj5dOxclb0[/video] Can someone possibly explain why this Riki didn't kill our bane?[/QUOTE] Why didnt bane just nightmare him?

[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37477658]Why didnt bane just nightmare him?[/QUOTE] a better question is why does he have another flying courier

worst pudge ever Match ID #36893279 im spechless :/

Yesterday laned with a rather passive Brood that kept getting killed. Whenever I missed an avalanche: "OMG NOOB TINY UNINSTALL DOTA, PLEASE REPORT" Whenever something bad happened: "OMG MY TEAM SUCKS, PLEASE REPORT THEM" Interesting thing is that there was a bounty hunter there who kept tracking and killing her, ending in blaming me for it. We got in a team fight, brood got tracked, I used avalanche on other people, she got killed, and immediately went "OMG STUPID TINY STUN HIM". I told her twice that it was on cooldown but he was too much of an idiot to understand. Later then, she was at low health with all the enemy after her, and I avalanched them to let her escape. Got myself killed and she said "you should had ran away!" "I just saved your ass back there..." "thanks" Her score? 2-7 or something like that. She didn't get any kills until the very end of the match. Interestingly, the other team were also calling each other noobs :v:

I had TEAM PURPLE (Void, WD) The other side had TEAM BROWN (Alchemist, Juggernaut) WD harassed like fuck, I got some bashes in, we ended up with first blood. Juggernaut was alone, he spins thinking it'd save him, I dive and kill him. Alchemist dies once more. At level 6 I use my ulti to stun both, and WD uses his to kill, we got 4 more kills that way. Alchemist and Juggernaut leaves lane, comes back every now and then, Juggernaut dies once more. Alchemist returns with Vengeful Spirit, I use ulti, WD uses ulti, double kill. They leave me alone, I have 18min bfury, 20min Mask of Madness (Got it only so i could solo rosh at 20 min) 30 min Butterfly, 40 min Mjollnir, then we won. Jugger and Alch was fighting for last hits and feeding at the same time.

[QUOTE=Hobbax;37468023]Dark seer : wtf i tought dis shit was grand theft auto dark seer i am playing with an weird monkey dark seer: no clue how i am playing thissssssssss dark seer : wtf i dont find quit button dark seer : i will restart my computer this game is very weird Dark seer has disconnected from game.[/QUOTE] Dark Seer, the weird monkey.

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37477642][video=youtube;_pj5dOxclb0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj5dOxclb0[/video] [/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO-LR8NMLfE&list=UUGkBIhL3EXRctXlF8_fjTgQ&index=1&feature=plcp[/media] It's like they're brothers or something

[QUOTE=Rawbutbull;37483820][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO-LR8NMLfE&list=UUGkBIhL3EXRctXlF8_fjTgQ&index=1&feature=plcp[/media] It's like they're brothers or something[/QUOTE] Dat predictability.

[QUOTE=Rawbutbull;37483820][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO-LR8NMLfE&list=UUGkBIhL3EXRctXlF8_fjTgQ&index=1&feature=plcp[/media] It's like they're brothers or something[/QUOTE] i imagine riki throwing himself on the spikes with the blink and got impaled. :v:

Here's one for the record books boys. Just played with the biggest cunt-nugget. [B]EVER.[/B] He played PA, had a really wacky build. Didn't touch a dominator till the end of the game, went for Boots of Travel after his battlefury and then went for a Skadi. I knew we were gonna have a hell of a time the first time he spoke. He was chewing out our Dazzle for pulling. "Whenever you pull, you ALWAYS auto-attack the creeps, the object isn't to lose the tower dumbass." This fucker had the biggest boner for numbers. He would not shut up about ratios and percentages. Going over our team with a fine-tooth comb, researching us and insulting us on Win-Loss ratios (Which he was wrong about.) He continued and inflated his ego a little bit more by snatching all my kills with a blink and a crit, just cheesed the fuck out of the enemy team. (I was playing Doom.) And man he had a hell of a time with those boots of travel. Lone Dirge 5 feet outside their base? Better jump in, and get booty-raped by they overly fed Weaver and Nyx. Whenever he died, he would go quiet for a little bit, then come back at us for our "horrible ratios" and giving us advice on how to improve our lives and buy new things. Welp. I'll let Gilga take it from here. This guy deserves a double.

[QUOTE=Reno360;37490836]Here's one for the record books boys. Just played with the biggest cunt-nugget. [B]EVER.[/B] He played PA, had a really wacky build. Didn't touch a dominator till the end of the game, went for Boots of Travel after his battlefury and then went for a Skadi. I knew we were gonna have a hell of a time the first time he spoke. He was chewing out our Dazzle for pulling. "Whenever you pull, you ALWAYS auto-attack the creeps, the object isn't to lose the tower dumbass." This fucker had the biggest boner for numbers. He would not shut up about ratios and percentages. Going over our team with a fine-tooth comb, researching us and insulting us on Win-Loss ratios (Which he was wrong about.) He continued and inflated his ego a little bit more by snatching all my kills with a blink and a crit, just cheesed the fuck out of the enemy team. (I was playing Doom.) And man he had a hell of a time with those boots of travel. Lone Dirge 5 feet outside their base? Better jump in, and get booty-raped by they overly fed Weaver and Nyx. Whenever he died, he would go quiet for a little bit, then come back at us for our "horrible ratios" and giving us advice on how to improve our lives and buy new things. Welp. I'll let Gilga take it from here. This guy deserves a double.[/QUOTE] this dood, jeez. he goes to dotabuff to check our stats and just because some of us are under 50% win rate, even though he was wrong he decides to throw the game on multiple accounts. sees everyone backup, goes in solo in their jungle. I notice the beetles chomping on our legs while were roshing, he decides to stay and get murdered, blaming me for leaving. And aside from the pointless blame, he insisted i buy a gem for him since i was the cause of its loss and not him 1v5ing it up. then he decided to base race with their entire team after they wiped us, he was never in a team fight btw, and instead of hitting the ancient, he goes for the other barracks, finally losing us the game. fun tidbits, he talked over the mic to us saying stuff like "then my team costs me the loss" like hes talking to himself like a creeper. and he only played carries. some people i swear, i cant tell if he was trolling or if he just got wet from numbers and winning

[QUOTE=wug;37464838]Most retarded player ever. I was on the verge of tearing my hair out. Morphling. Went mid, got adaptive strike at lvl 1 on enemy team. I randomed bloodseeker, and was fucking him up, forcing him out of lane etc because he had no regen. So, my team comes to gank him and then he says "fucking lag hackers!" He accuses me of having hacks, how he's gonna screencap this and send it to valve. I killed him again and he says "WTF ANOTHER LAG HACK BLOODSEEKER" I said "There doesn't exist a program that forces enemies to lag in dota 2 as far as i know, so please shut up." He said "OH SO UR HACKS ARE SELF MADE? THAT'S GONNA WORSEN THE PENALTY, VALVE IS GONNA LOVE REMOVIN U FROM OUR FRIENDLY DOTA COMMUNITY" He raged on, and then finally their whole team 5v1 killed me, and then he said "HOW U LIKE THAT HACK" , i said "So you admit to hacking?" He says "COUNTER HACKS ARE FINE, HACKERS NEED TO L2P" I just admitted he had emerged as victor in this, I in no way could compete with this stupidity. Night stalker said "stfu bloodseeker u asshoul he right, u do have lag hack howcome he freeze in place" He froze because bane nightmared him, and then when nightmare got transfered to morphling because he was stupid and attacked bane who nightmared himself, he reported our whole team and said "WTF BLOODSEEKER STOP SHARING HACKS WITH UR FRIENDS THATS RIGHT UR IN A PARTY" He posted a youtube link over and over, saying "IF UR GONNA HACK AT LEAST LEARN PROPERLY" I started educating him on what a computer is, he says "A COMPUTER IS SOMETHING YOU INSTALL GAMES ON, THUS ALL THINGS ON COMPUTER CAN BE HACK. YOU CAN HACK YOUTUBE LINKS, YOU CAN HACK COD, YOU CAN HACK DOTA."[/QUOTE] Thats pretty funny because lag hacks or anything like that would require you to hack into Valves servers since Dota 2 is always running on Valves servers, thats why if they are down you cant even get to the menu screen. Some people are fucking retarded.

Wall of text incoming! My last game I had to fight the most rudely impatient people I have ever met, as soon as we paused because AA had to go afk because of something important, juggernaught within less than a minute i'm sure started to spam "y" over and over, he did this throughout a few pauses, because it seems AA and me were the only ones to pause, Invoker and Doom Bringer didn't think about pausing and Natures Prophet was often quiet, busy farming away at jungles creeps, however he was extremely helpful during ganking, especially when CM & Juggernaught were constantly trying to gank me. During early/mid game it was basically 5v4 and 5v3 in team fights because I required farm, luckly our AA came back from his AFK trip and quickly recovered levels because Natures Prophet was kind enough to help him farm, once he got his ult he quickly climbed up levels by being involved in all the future team fights, even though he died alot his ult stopped Sand kings 2 hearts from regenning and Enchantresses annoying heal. But this is were it really gets good, Outworld destroyer started questioning me when his ultimate wasn't having any affect me, he claims it missed but I was already outfarming him on gold and experiance to have a greater intelligence count than him. It was my first game as Phanton Lancer but luckly I had learned how he worked entirely just by playing against him several times already since release, I did end up with a poor start due to Jug & CM ganking me twice, but once I managed to sneak in some last hits with Doppelwalk I quickly caught up and went ahead of everyone in farm. We ended up winning because Juggernaught actually disconnected, Outworld wanted to pause but we wouldn't allow it since it was A) 40-50 minutes into the game, B) He was the one that kept unpausing when AA disconnected, litterally quesitoning why they had to wait. Also our invoker was extremely rude, accusing AA of being mentally challenged because of him having to go afk. Random pubs eh? TL;DR, AA goes afk, Juggernaught starts spamming "y", no one on my team besides me repauses, Outworld started being ignorant when his ult no longer worked on me, tries to pause for Jug when they've already lost, I reach level 25 as Phanton Lancer, I practically destroy everyone on the other team with the help of my team being bait, chase down Sandking and kill him finally (It was a slow chase because trying to kill someone with 2 hearts is fucking hard).

I played a game with the most amazing Necrolyte ever. He was going carry Necrolyte, not so bad I guess, at level 1 even, but he rushed Midas, then built Mjollnir, then Crystalis, then Daedalus, then I destroyed their ancient. He was laning, he got stats over plague aura. He used Midas on creeps I was in the middle of killing. (I was Furion)

My whole fucking team. I go ward with tinker, get caught (full build, have buyback monies and shit), enemy disruptor ulties me and uses kinetic field, I am dead anyway nothing my teammates can do, and then they just fucking jump in on disruptor's ultimate and blames me for team whipe. fuck ye

I despise people who go technical retard and start talking about percentages and ratios and all that bullshit. What is this? The tracks? Is he gonna predict who's gonna win and bet on them? Oh, I think the International is bad for us. It seems like ever since it started, I can't get people who don't leave at the slightest sight of losing. Kinda like how they usually go GG, except much sooner and with no GG.

[QUOTE=dass;37494358]I despise people who go technical retard and start talking about percentages and ratios and all that bullshit. What is this? The tracks? Is he gonna predict who's gonna win and bet on them? Oh, I think the International is bad for us. It seems like ever since it started, I can't get people who don't leave at the slightest sight of losing. Kinda like how they usually go GG, except much sooner and with no GG.[/QUOTE] its kind of hard to get over 50% when my friends use my as a scapegoat and blame everything that went wrong on me and when I don't play with them I get russians/brazillians / retards :L Anywho, this one rubick kept stealing spells and randomly using them with no one around. He also autoattacked the lane, we won but could have easily lost, but we had a tide, pudge, and venomancer(me), and used my ult with tides to do amazing damage. My friend randomed Visage and did meh. Rubick never talked either, and wouldn't listen to us. There was one funny point early on where we nearly killed sandking but he used sandstorm(which rubick stole). Rubick went in the middle of his sandstorm and just sat there and sandking died.

I randomed Sniper, some dude picks Drow Ranger. He was on my team. Needless to say we lost, but at least I went 14/4/#.

I have been playing carry invoker using meatball and forge spirits, while having exort very high at the start to farm creeps. We do okay and im getting good feed, but one game we had a good system going and took down two towers in 6 min, but two of our guys left for no reason after a guy on the other team left. Next game i went invoker again, start getting really good farm. 6 min into it the sniper on our team had died 5 times by purposely running right into the enemy axe and feeding him. He then started sending the courier out to his death constantly. I even was soloing heroes and getting kills in base at level 10 vs 17-20. We lose and sniper was just like lol. Next game we went single draft and i got stuck with life stealer. I jungled till i got the power treads and then let my friend farm. We were okay then clockwork comes up with radiance at 17 min in. The fucking brazillians who were on our team (both mid heroes, pudge and TA) decided to go top and die constantly, letting clockwork farm all mid by himself. We were constantly losing due to him and the brazillians just talked in portugese and came back to english only when they wanted to bitch at us. We lost very quickly. [editline]1st September 2012[/editline] But had an awesome game where i was stuck with lone druid in single draft. We were getting destroyed and only had one mid outer tower left. Then suddenly we started scaling rediculously. We destroyed all their towers (we didnt destroy any before) and were annihilating them completely. If they didnt dick around for kills, we would have lost.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;37496604]Next game i went invoker again, start getting really good farm. 6 min into it the sniper on our team had died 5 times by purposely running right into the enemy axe and feeding him. He then started sending the courier out to his death constantly. I even was soloing heroes and getting kills in base at level 10 vs 17-20. We lose and sniper was just like lol.[/QUOTE] To be fair, it was very hard to tell if he was intentionally feeding or if he was just 7 years old or something, because he was trying to kill the enemy. Some highlights include: Using his ult on a creep running around a tree while venomancer chased him. He nearly survived. Using the courier to "attack" the enemies and then asking "how horse fight"

Yet another example of underestimating the enemy and being just a bad decision maker... I was Pugna and we were doing a pretty good game. The teams were very balanced in terms of kills but ultimately, my side could deal with team fights better if we went as a true team and basically negate every aegis their ursa got by killing him seconds after getting it. Their team was almost all carries, and the laning phase went bad for their top lane. Around midgame, everyone started getting a bit scared that they got the jump on us and outfarm and destroy the base. Our AM shrugged it off saying we had the game. I told him to be careful because of how many games get fucked because of greed, but he kept on going. We pushed into their base through mid, and just needed to take down the last 2 towers and the ancient. For some reason, everyone just spreaded around the map, killing waves of creeps for no reason, and while that happened, some got ganked by the enemy. I told them to at least start taking down the base towers from top and bot but they still did nothing. By now I had mek, drums and even scepter to spam my ulti, and just about everyone is farmed and leveled. And then... Me: "Guys, make a last push mid, destroy the 2 towers and finish, I gtg aswell" AM: "Did they go roshan??" AM gets there first while everyone else slowly walks there and gets there one at a time. Right after I respawn and they get there, they all get mauled one by one by a bear who doesn't even loses his newly acquired aegis, while I'm running towards the dire base. Then they all come to our base, take down the last tower on mid, base top and mid tower and racks, I try to drain their hp but aside from wasting ursa's aegis, its of no use with void bashing me, and they ultimately kill me and everyone else again and win. In the end... Me: "Why didn't you go mid and end the game and just went for roshan?!" Disruptor: "Why didn't you go roshan?" Me: "Because we were 2 towers away from ending the game without losing the entire base ffs" Even the enemy team was amazed at how they won, asking what happened. Seriously, what kind of retards go alone one by one into a 5 man roshan instead of ending the fucking game? Fuck.

[QUOTE=dass;37499793] Seriously, what kind of retards go alone one by one into a 5 man roshan instead of ending the fucking game? Fuck.[/QUOTE] Some people don't understand the goal of DotA is to destroy the enemy ancient, not rack up the most kills and farm. I was playing with a leshrac who reported our whole team for not letting him take a double dmg rune, intensely raging, he said with a heavy lisp "guiesh, letsh me teke det durbl dermesh, my pulsh nova well be sho op 200 dmg pur pulsh, and edict do 100 dermesh pur explurshin." When he found out dd runes dont affect abilities he abandoned instantly.

Oh god why is it always me? Buddy of mine picks Phantom Lancer, OK we got a carry. Guy on my team locks Ursa and says "i going at bot" disgonbgud.jpg I pick Rubick and go mid, rest of the team picks. We get a Sven and Ancient Apparition. Alrighty pretty balanced team. Just so Ursa can have his way, buddy heads top. The three stooges decide to tri-lane bot. Little annoyed that they were leaving PL alone top. Effective Tri-lane right? Stuns, cold-feet, Ursa raping face. They didn't go for a single damn kill, in fact, Ursa got first blooded. By a level one Shadow Shaman... And so, we get stomped, AA abandons, and then Ursa and Sven, we lose. I know I had fun.

[QUOTE=wug;37504599]Some people don't understand the goal of DotA is to destroy the enemy ancient, not rack up the most kills and farm. I was playing with a leshrac who reported our whole team for not letting him take a double dmg rune, intensely raging, he said with a heavy lisp "guiesh, letsh me teke det durbl dermesh, my pulsh nova well be sho op 200 dmg pur pulsh, and edict do 100 dermesh pur explurshin." When he found out dd runes dont affect abilities he abandoned instantly.[/QUOTE] So many times already I've seen teams getting the tables turned in just one, long death and one good push. Everyone dies, 70 seconds of wait, and meanwhile, the other team gets their way with their base. People should know by now that DD doesn't works on spells, and if it did, it would just be completely retarded. As he said, his edict would do soo much damage and obliterate just about everything and everyone. [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Reno360;37506270]Oh god why is it always me? Buddy of mine picks Phantom Lancer, OK we got a carry. Guy on my team locks Ursa and says "i going at bot" disgonbgud.jpg I pick Rubick and go mid, rest of the team picks. We get a Sven and Ancient Apparition. Alrighty pretty balanced team. Just so Ursa can have his way, buddy heads top. The three stooges decide to tri-lane bot. Little annoyed that they were leaving PL alone top. Effective Tri-lane right? Stuns, cold-feet, Ursa raping face. They didn't go for a single damn kill, in fact, Ursa got first blooded. By a level one Shadow Shaman... And so, we get stomped, AA abandons, and then Ursa and Sven, we lose. I know I had fun.[/QUOTE] Ursas get too greedy too early on. I've noticed so many ragers aswell nowadays. Either that or they all disconnect from bad connections.