ursas....
yesterday i played lina and while we were pushing mid enemy antimage (who had manta, heart, bkb, and abyssal blade) started to kill our bottom barracks, i teleported instantly to base, but my team didnt, ignoring AM, who killed the barracks
ursa started pinging at me and writing "FUCK DEFEND LINA" "THIS NOOB LINA"
we lost the match, because ursa who was also really fat didnt come to help, resulting on AM destroying our base alone.
but it was my fault according to ursa, because as lina im supposed to stop a fed antimage alone
[QUOTE=Gate;37508781]ursas....
yesterday i played lina and while we were pushing mid enemy antimage (who had manta, heart, bkb, and abyssal blade) started to kill our bottom barracks, i teleported instantly to base, but my team didnt, ignoring AM, who killed the barracks
ursa started pinging at me and writing "FUCK DEFEND LINA" "THIS NOOB LINA"
we lost the match, because ursa who was also really fat didnt come to help, resulting on AM destroying our base alone.
but it was my fault according to ursa, because as lina im supposed to stop a fed antimage alone[/QUOTE]
omg noob lina without refresher scepter dagon 5
[QUOTE=Gate;37508781]ursas....
yesterday i played lina and while we were pushing mid enemy antimage (who had manta, heart, bkb, and abyssal blade) started to kill our bottom barracks, i teleported instantly to base, but my team didnt, ignoring AM, who killed the barracks
ursa started pinging at me and writing "FUCK DEFEND LINA" "THIS NOOB LINA"
we lost the match, because ursa who was also really fat didnt come to help, resulting on AM destroying our base alone.
but it was my fault according to ursa, because as lina im supposed to stop a fed antimage alone[/QUOTE]
Stupid Lina! Use your magics to kill that fed anti-magics hero with mana draining abilities, magic resistance and increased durability on top of a lot of attack speed and damage! Don't worry about your squishyness!
Just like that Zeus who wanted to report me for not protecting bottom racks alone vs 3 fed enemies.
Well, I just had a game I think belongs in here.
I randomed (Always random within first 5 seconds, unless I get a good reason to play Bounty (Two instalock stealthers)
Got Alchemist. Ohgreat, this can only end well. Team ended up being me, Nyx, Faceless, Veno and Lesh.
Nyx and Faceless called bot. Double stun lane, Nyx playing assist, sure, why not!
Veno buys a bottle and goes bot instantly, so Nyx comes top.
Lesh, who's mid, ends up buying a courier so he has a chance against Rubick.
Meanwhile, in bot lane, Veno is autoattacking, using spells and doing everything to take last hits away from this Faceless, Nyx is yelling at me for Last hitting because, and I quote.
[quote=Nyx] you stupid fuck! you're a fucking tank, stop stealing my last hits you fucking retard.
alch you're dumb you think you're a carry. go back to LoL [/quote]
Shortly after this, we get 3man ganked under our tower because bot didn't call missing, and Sven joined Riki and Axe top lane.
At respawn, Nyx goes to bot, and tells Veno to go top. Faceless is calling Veno a "filthy chink" all game (He was actually Mexican according to his Steam profile, but facts can't get in the way of a good "gook hunt")
I farm as well as I can, get ganked under tower a few times, etc etc "missing takes to long to call, i miss last hits".
Game ends with a 37-2 riki with 2 rapiers. Faceless with a bracer and Treads 45 minutes in.
Wow woops I'm dumb
testing out batrider, void catches whole team (we were bout to lose anyway atleast), so i use my w in the middle of his ultimate to do some damage
They all fly out the bubble and kill us all
woops
[QUOTE=Suttles;37522227]Wow woops I'm dumb
testing out batrider, void catches whole team (we were bout to lose anyway atleast), so i use my w in the middle of his ultimate to do some damage
They all fly out the bubble and kill us all
woops[/QUOTE]
and this is why i dont level it unless they have some game breaking channel ability
i love the shit out of batrider and he's probably one of my more successful heroes but i can't aim flamebreak for shit
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;37464855]this is a serious question
is there really any kind of hack/cheat in a moba other than maphacks[/QUOTE]
Yes, but not much that's very useful. You can have a constant window that shows you everyone's stats at the time of viewing it, but most of that information can be normally viewed by just clicking on their hero.
[QUOTE=Rawbutbull;37483820][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO-LR8NMLfE&list=UUGkBIhL3EXRctXlF8_fjTgQ&index=1&feature=plcp[/media]
It's like they're brothers or something[/QUOTE]
HOLY SHIT WOW
That's amazing.
Well, that was interesting.
I just fought the lineup from Na'Vi's last game. They picked all the same heroes and ran the same lane setup.
Lone Druid got obliterated up top solo, and our Anti-Mage spiraled out of control.
The sad thing is their Nyx did better than Na'Vi's...
I knew the winning streak would end sooner or later...
What a fucked up match.
Shadow Shaman, lay down serpent ward with my whole team behind me waiting to attack and the other team basically in front of us, we start walking forward, the other team gets to me first, obliterates me, and when I look back, my team is already long gone beyond the river.
Every.damn.time
Seriously, I lay the fucking serpent ward, and they just run away. How is this possible? Why wont these idiots fucking fight?
I end up with a "feeder worth" score, and Pudge gives me shit saying "intentional feeder?"
I wouldn't be the feeder and end up dying if my team actually stood up to them instead of leaving me behind right after setting up everything.
This happened throughout the whole game. Chaos Knight, fed as all fucks started coming at us mid, Tiny makes an avalanche, I lay down the serpents and whad'ya know? He runs back and leaves me to die.
"Don't go alone, ck is too fed"
"I wasn't going alone if YOU guys actually did anything at all..."
I had such awesome teams before, and now I get these sissies who wont even call someone missing nor even try to participate in team fights.
To top it off, we had what might have been the worst bounty hunter ever, that died to a smokeless, gemless, wardless CK at maybe less than 400 or 500 health, and did absolutely nothing all game.
Twas playing with Bulba just now and we got an AM who built straight midas, then forcestaff, then daedalus . I don't even... MM ranking is clearly wonky as shit still.
I cock blocked a faceless void as disruptor. My whole team except for me was in the sphere so i casted the ring and it blocked FV from them completely. Whoops in a good way :v:
[editline]4th September 2012[/editline]
Ursa and disruptor is extremely good for early game ganking. Everytime i do the ring i imagine ursa saying "WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME BITCH" and promptly maul the fuck out of them.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37533586]I cock blocked a faceless void as disruptor. My whole team except for me was in the sphere so i casted the ring and it blocked FV from them completely. Whoops in a good way :v:
[editline]4th September 2012[/editline]
Ursa and disruptor is extremely good for early game ganking. Everytime i do the ring i imagine ursa saying "WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME BITCH" and promptly maul the fuck out of them.[/QUOTE]
It's like throwing a cat and a dog into a sack.
Dragon Knight.
Maxes Q first, then E, gets stats over W, wastes all his mana on fire breath whenever it was off cooldown, not aiming to last hit or harass, just to use it.
I was the unlucky support that had to rely on him to survive, I coordinated several ganks where I was like "Level your stun next level and we can get an easy kill"
I rush in thinking he leveled stun now (first time) and he promptly burps fire and runs away as I die.
He doesn't respond to anything I ask him, and he only stares at me if I end up in a bad situation because of him. He doesn't do anything to save me, just stands there.
Today was an amazing day to be matched with retards
First game someone picks lycan "Don't worry I'm not new with lycan", dies to neutrals, at 9 minutes I look at his inventory, ring of basilus, ring of regen, vlads recipe and medallion of courage recipe, we told him to get the items first THEN the recipes
Despite having Medallion never went for rosh, not even at 40 mins (he had tarrasque and bkb by that time)
Then lectures pudge about not having a hood, and tells me to build something for chaos knight, i told him "I'm not taking your advice" since he didn't really know what he was doing
At the end of the game he calls me a idiot "you didn't even build lifesteal for chaos knight", yes asshole, and you didn't even take down their tier 2 or got rosh with a full build
Second game
Enigma and Phantom assassin with 300-450 wins each, PA rushes to kill a venomancer who had double damage at the start of the game, then dies a lot and blames us because TA is feed, meanwhile she played super aggresive early game and feed a lot
I spent 2 minutes trying to get enigma to turn off his basilus, I got no response from him, then he asks me why he should turn it off
the lane constantly being pushed so the enemy drow could farm easily
Third game
Get tired of everything and go anti mage, friend goes lion. We notice pudge hiding in our jungle, lion and huskar are waiting to attack him, the moment he hooks lion, huskar is too fucking far away taking items from the courier, and doesn't bother to go for him either
he fucks up the whole game, feeds pudge, and doesn't says anything in chat, neither seems to listen to the advice one of our supports was giving him, then when the match is about huskar decides to speak and mentions how he did nothing because "Anti mage said he got this"
Holy fucking shit, he got butthurt because he read what I said out of context
This is what I said
(ursa as disconnected)
"guys don't disconnect if this is safe"
"I got this"
this is probably what he heard
"i got this, be as passive as possible because I don't need your help scrubs"
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37543832]Wall o' text[/QUOTE]
Even out of context, what kind a buttmad stuck up dickhead does nothing because someone displays some confidence?
You know your team sucks when you have the highest killcount out of 3 carries and a nuker.
As Visage...
Seriously, how did that happen?
My Familiars alone did more damage than any of them, and to top it all off, my team was made of [b]4 melees[/b] and one ranged hero, which was me.
Slardar kept on whining through the whole game, saying everyone was shit and that those were the worst picks ever, even though he was 0-7 or something.
Blamed everyone for the awful game we were having, constantly saying "that was sad..." and stuff of the sort each time we got team wiped.
Strangely, he didn't blame me, and actually was nice when I said I couldn't do anything. Probably because I was the only one with kills and with a hero that could actually do something.
[QUOTE=dass;37544491]You know your team sucks when you have the highest killcount out of 3 carries and a nuker.
As Visage...
Seriously, how did that happen?
My Familiars alone did more damage than any of them, and to top it all off, my team was made of [b]4 melees[/b] and one ranged hero, which was me.
Slardar kept on whining through the whole game, saying everyone was shit and that those were the worst picks ever, even though he was 0-7 or something.
Blamed everyone for the awful game we were having, constantly saying "that was sad..." and stuff of the sort each time we got team wiped.
Strangely, he didn't blame me, and actually was nice when I said I couldn't do anything. Probably because I was the only one with kills and with a hero that could actually do something.[/QUOTE]
I had the most kills and least deaths on my team as wisp
I was 4/4
[QUOTE=dass;37544491]You know your team sucks when you have the highest killcount out of 3 carries and a nuker.
As Visage...
Seriously, how did that happen?
My Familiars alone did more damage than any of them, and to top it all off, my team was made of [b]4 melees[/b] and one ranged hero, which was me.
Slardar kept on whining through the whole game, saying everyone was shit and that those were the worst picks ever, even though he was 0-7 or something.
Blamed everyone for the awful game we were having, constantly saying "that was sad..." and stuff of the sort each time we got team wiped.
Strangely, he didn't blame me, and actually was nice when I said I couldn't do anything. Probably because I was the only one with kills and with a hero that could actually do something.[/QUOTE]
My buddy Yujin went carry Visage.
17/2.
[QUOTE=Reno360;37544894]My buddy Yujin went carry Visage.
17/2.[/QUOTE]
Carrying visage is like playing chess
With only pawns and a very weak king
And you have to snort cocaine while doing it
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;37549463]Carrying visage is like playing chess
With only pawns and a very weak king
And you have to snort cocaine while doing it[/QUOTE]
I honestly did not understand that :v:
[QUOTE=dass;37549564]I honestly did not understand that :v:[/QUOTE]
Pawns - Familiars
King - Visage
Cocaine - HOW DO I STRATEGY
Oh...
But Visage is usually a bit tanky, or it DOES take people a while to kill it.
It's weird, people don't really aim at the Familiars and just run unless they have the full team near them.
Oh, do NOT play Visage against Lich, and if you do, stay away from him and his ult so he doesn't catches you with your pets.
[QUOTE=dass;37549665]It's weird, people don't really aim at the Familiars and just run unless they have the full team near them.[/QUOTE]
You must be in a lower matchmaking bracket than me, because here everybody knows that Familiars are money fountains.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;37550625]You must be in a lower matchmaking bracket than me, because here everybody knows that Familiars are money fountains.[/QUOTE]
They aim at them, but only after the main honcho Visage is already dead.
[QUOTE=dass;37553518]They aim at them, but only after the main honcho Visage is already dead.[/QUOTE]
For some reason this makes me now view Visage as a pimp and his gargoyles are his ho's.
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37543832]text[/QUOTE]
I was there, let me add a little more to this:
First game: I told lycan he had no right to complain about Pudge because of all the Horrors he had done, but he never answered me. At the end of the match he told me I had no right to talk about him since I did a terrible job and farmed badly. I was AA.
Second game: Enigma and PA were friends playing in a party, I'm not sure if what they did was intentional or if they are that stupid. I was Crystal maiden, and I still managed to outfarm and outlevel Mortred by doing support.
Third game: Huskar pretty much never used jump right or didn't use it at all. After he said "I got this" huskar stood patrolling the base and never got another item. He refused to speak until he said "Anti mage said he got this". I told him that he was an Idiot for being able to take that so out of context. After that he went straight to fountain and never left again or spoke a word.
Templar assassin
I was ogre magi, I warded the rune spots first, then our jungle, because of pudge
pudge leaves mid for 3 or 4 minutes, what does TA do instead of freefarming mid? sits in top with two other teammates and dies a few times, meanwhile manages to get my lane mate and the rest of the enemy team keeps getting fat
I even told her to go back to mid and farm , she got blink by minute 35 or so, no desolator, treads and bottle
[QUOTE=Reno360;37544351]Even out of context, what kind a buttmad stuck up dickhead does nothing because someone displays some confidence?[/QUOTE]
I don't know, I wasn't even being a dick about being able to carry the team
I am starting to love disruptor soooooo much. I just love being a cock block all the time by either using the ring or sending WAY back with his teleport ability. Like nightstalker ran up and was about to last hit me. I turned around and sent him a quarter of the map back. Im pretty sure he was PISSED. :v:
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37557259]I am starting to love disruptor soooooo much. I just love being a cock block all the time by either using the ring or sending WAY back with his teleport ability. Like nightstalker ran up and was about to last hit me. I turned around and sent him a quarter of the map back. Im pretty sure he was PISSED. :v:[/QUOTE]
I don't think that belongs here. Unless this happend a lot and he never learned, but still..
Now, content: I played a match of DotA with a Terrorblade who used ult when I had low health and he was full, I killed him. Then he called me hacker and quitted.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37553596]For some reason this makes me now view Visage as a pimp and his gargoyles are his ho's.[/QUOTE]
They're his friends, or at least thats what he calls them...
[editline]6th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Malvodion;37557648]I don't think that belongs here. Unless this happend a lot and he never learned, but still..
Now, content: I played a match of DotA with a Terrorblade who used ult when I had low health and he was full, I killed him. Then he called me hacker and quitted.[/QUOTE]
Oh, what exactly do I need to play DotA?
I want to try out Terrorblade and the lot on the original.
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