[QUOTE=Malvodion;37557648]I don't think that belongs here. Unless this happend a lot and he never learned, but still..
Now, content: I played a match of DotA with a Terrorblade who used ult when I had low health and he was full, I killed him. Then he called me hacker and quitted.[/QUOTE]
it happened all game. i got silenced once by him and i was the main reason why they couldnt do anything due to my ulti silencing them.
I played a match with 3 brazillian players yesterday
They payed the following heroes: axe, lina, and beastmaster
I was playing ursa, I could tell it was gonna be a great round because beastmaster insisted on taking mid lane by throwing a tantrum. Anyway, Axe and I took top, and about 50 seconds in he said "ursa you gay, i jungle", so he went off and "jungled" and by this I mean, get killed by Neutrals 3 times before coming back to top.
anyway, by the quality of my teammates, I was missing out on a lot of farm from having to solo top against 2 ranged heroes, so I finally got a Vlad's by level 8, then i went off and did roshan like ursa does early in game. Lina kindly let me know how stupid I was for trying to solo roshan even though ursa can do it at level 6. she then got killed for trying to tank a tower. (Btw, the beastmaster was constantly feeding their bloodseeker, and he was like level 12 by now).
Our other guy disconnected, and the three brazillians blamed our clear defeat on me because I soloed roshan instead of "helping axe jungle."
This fucking Prophet, who intentionally fed after JWJ got ina argument with him.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/38406668[/url]
[QUOTE=dass;37558052]
Oh, what exactly do I need to play DotA?
I want to try out Terrorblade and the lot on the original.[/QUOTE]
You just need warcraft 3 and the expansion pack the frozen throne. I guess battle.net still has some players, but you can use garena and such to find matches.
I hate how people will IMMEDIATELY not try to gank if the enemy is behind a creep wave. 300 hp crystal maiden with 1 armor and about 1k units from her to tower? Oh no, creep wave, gotta kill the creeps before i can move forward.
[QUOTE=RagerTrader;37559934]This fucking Prophet, who intentionally fed after JWJ got ina argument with him.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/38406668[/url][/QUOTE]
Did you report him?
4 friends, random draft, random guy who is last picks jug, even tho we really didn't need one.
We had a enigma and ursa, enigma jungles. Juggernaut says "what the fuck i'm jungling you idiots".
We ask him to go botlane, so he does. Dark seer needs to B briefly, and juggernaut dies. He blames everything on enigma.
He says "fuck this shit" and goes jungle. He's constantly shit talking, then he comes steal my mid lane.
I was winning lane as puck, and this faggot came in and pretty much got me killed.
I leave to roam for a little while. Later I'm low mana, and can't Q or E. He's full health and mana and a mid health phantom lancer is chasing me, I can't outrun him and jug just leaves me to die. Next thing he says is "fuck you noob puck, holy fuck learn to use your spells you fucking idiot" then leaves.
The game before this:
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/38340427[/url]
the luna was fuck tarded
the drow was russian and said "AMERICA IS BAD, RUS IS BEST", many times
the puck laned and was horrible
the sniper was american, but said he would win this for us due to being "fed"
sadasdas
[QUOTE=Suttles;37561304]4 friends, random draft, random guy who is last picks jug, even tho we really didn't need one.
We had a enigma and ursa, enigma jungles. Juggernaut says "what the fuck i'm jungling you idiots".
We ask him to go botlane, so he does. Dark seer needs to B briefly, and juggernaut dies. He blames everything on enigma.
He says "fuck this shit" and goes jungle. He's constantly shit talking, then he comes steal my mid lane.
I was winning lane as puck, and this faggot came in and pretty much got me killed.
I leave to roam for a little while. Later I'm low mana, and can't Q or E. He's full health and mana and a mid health phantom lancer is chasing me, I can't outrun him and jug just leaves me to die. Next thing he says is "fuck you noob puck, holy fuck learn to use your spells you fucking idiot" then leaves.
The game before this:
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/38340427[/url]
the luna was fuck tarded
the drow was russian and said "AMERICA IS BAD, RUS IS BEST", many times
the puck laned and was horrible
the sniper was american, but said he would win this for us due to being "fed"
sadasdas[/QUOTE]
Man, do like me and quit playing Dota for a while
The gods do not like us playing it so much so they punish us with the scum of planet Earth
From my experience Brazilians are actually better players than most people give them credit for. I once joined a game with like 3 other BR's on my team and the last guy was Russian of all things (sounds like Dota hell, I know). We were doing fairly well, but oh my god this fucking Russian Riki just did not know how to play [i]at all[/i]. He constantly tried to kill people at full health and never ran away, even going so far as the towers. And after he died if I did manage to kill them (they had like half health, maybe more) he said "stop ks" over and over again. Then some Russian.
Eventually their Void got fed so it was a very uphill battle, but then I was able to finally outcarry him in the end as Spectre. Good fuck that was like an hour long game spent with people who don't know fuck all English.
[editline]6th September 2012[/editline]
Hell, I know Spanish and French, but Russian and Portuguese? Fuck that, man.
I tried playing a match in the Southamerican servers. Never again.
Everyone refused to aid everyone else, they only focused on attacking the enemy, and they had a horrible map awareness.
A Enchantress who didn't use ult, only used wisps for herself.
A Ezalor who never got ult, and used chakra on random targets but the ones who actually needed it.
The other two, Bloodseeker and Bara weren't that bad but.. Yeah.
We got lucky than the enemy team was even worse.
I had to lane Solo as Witchdoctor with Enchant who keept switching between jungle and lane against Venom and Drow. Again, luckily they were brain dead so it wasn't too hard.
I also got called a noob by Bara because I "talked too much" because "you only need to play, in dota you do not think and speak with the team"
It still took us almost an hour to end that.
Also, I played a match where someone from my team lost connection for a few minutes and we had to pause. Someone from the other team also had to disconect for a moment because he was having problems with their mouse. Suddenly someone else from the enemy leaves and instantly pops up as "early abandon" then another guy from the enemy team leaves.
I added that guy and asked him why he left: "i didn't want to wait so i left." "i don't care about punishment i can't play if i wait"
The guy had +100 victories.
Now you guys know what I feel like when I get teams who fill the game with carries, don't speak english at all and can't play for shit, blaming even tsunamis and earthquakes on me :v:
Hell, I'm portuguese and not even I sometimes understand what the fuck are brazilians saying.
Believe me, there is a difference, but most of the times is just broken talk.
[editline]6th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=CLungcancer;37560076]You just need warcraft 3 and the expansion pack the frozen throne. I guess battle.net still has some players, but you can use garena and such to find matches.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, maybe I'll get it. Thanks.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37561396]From my experience Brazilians are actually better players than most people give them credit for. I once joined a game with like 3 other BR's on my team and the last guy was Russian of all things (sounds like Dota hell, I know). We were doing fairly well, but oh my god this fucking Russian Riki just did not know how to play [i]at all[/i]. He constantly tried to kill people at full health and never ran away, even going so far as the towers. And after he died if I did manage to kill them (they had like half health, maybe more) he said "stop ks" over and over again. Then some Russian.
Eventually their Void got fed so it was a very uphill battle, but then I was able to finally outcarry him in the end as Spectre. Good fuck that was like an hour long game spent with people who don't know fuck all English.
[editline]6th September 2012[/editline]
Hell, I know Spanish and French, but Russian and Portuguese? Fuck that, man.[/QUOTE]
Tell me about it, I'm constantly reminded by my friends that I should be able to communicate with brazilians since portuguese is very similar to spanish
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37563184]Tell me about it, I'm constantly reminded by my friends that I should be able to communicate with brazilians since portuguese is very similar to spanish[/QUOTE]
Still a bit hard to communicate.
I went to Spain and I had no idea of how to ask if there was a hotel anywhere near \_:v:_/
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37567455]I had a Skeleton King who stated that he would farm the jungle for 30 minutes and then pwn the game.
30 minutes in, he had
-Armlet
-Power Treads
-BKB
-Magic Wand
-3k leftover gold
We asked him to pwn the enemy team and he just kept farming and farming. The one time he DID fight, he wiped out 4 of their team with a single revive(oh he came to steal aegis, so its not the 1st time he left I guess). After that, he switched from jungle to Ancients.[/QUOTE]
Might be stupid but after farming a lot he went in and got some work done.
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37567455]I had a Skeleton King who stated that he would farm the jungle for 30 minutes and then pwn the game.
30 minutes in, he had
-Armlet
-Power Treads
-BKB
-Magic Wand
-3k leftover gold
We asked him to pwn the enemy team and he just kept farming and farming. The one time he DID fight, he wiped out 4 of their team with a single revive(oh he came to steal aegis, so its not the 1st time he left I guess). After that, he switched from jungle to Ancients.[/QUOTE]
Isnt that the point of jungling? I mean i t could be worse like when a guy i know jungled as lycan for an hour and wondered why we were getting our asses handed to us.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37568195]Isnt that the point of jungling? I mean i t could be worse like when a guy i know jungled as lycan for an hour and wondered why we were getting our asses handed to us.[/QUOTE]
The point of the jungle is to get an early game advantage and to free up a lane for extra experience, while at the same time getting an economic boost through the neutral's gold. It's not something you're meant to do for more than 30 minutes straight.
You know its time to stop playing when you get your ass handed to you by TA as windrunner.
Then I had a tiny talking shit calling everyone on the team a noob because we were feeding.
That same tiny had the same score as me, and I basically fed TA.
He also couldn't land a single fucking Avalanche. How do you fucking miss a AoE that big?
[QUOTE=Suttles;37426085]I love people who put points into abilities that push the lane
I've had many lunas, svens, and kotls fuck up my lane.
Like seriously, if you are going to spam KOTL's q at least try to not fucking aim at the creeps.[/QUOTE]
Sand King´s caustic finale
Great if you partner understand thet HE SHOULD KEEP THE CREEPS AT THE SAME HEALTH LEVEL, and you enemies are melee
[QUOTE=Petachepas;37569381]Sand King´s caustic finale
Great if you partner understand thet HE SHOULD KEEP THE CREEPS AT THE SAME HEALTH LEVEL, and you enemies are melee[/QUOTE]
Caustic finale is very good for harassing melee heroes.
Even better for chain reactions.
[QUOTE=dass;37569471]Caustic finale is very good for harassing melee heroes.
Even better for chain reactions.[/QUOTE]
I love the splat noise when a chain reaction happens.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37569924]I love the splat noise when a chain reaction happens.[/QUOTE]
The satisfaction of killing 5 creeps with venom on them and hitting a heroe with a burrowstrike in early/mid... oh man
Also, late pushing its... sexy
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37563184]Tell me about it, I'm constantly reminded by my friends that I should be able to communicate with brazilians since portuguese is very similar to spanish[/QUOTE]
Portuguese is a broken version of a French/Spanish mix. It has an extremely convoluted grammar system and many words sound alike (even moreso than other Latin-based languages).
I once tried to learn it... Couldn't understand that shit for the life of me.
[QUOTE=Petachepas;37570028]The satisfaction of killing 5 creeps with venom on them and hitting a heroe with a burrowstrike in early/mid... oh man
Also, late pushing its... sexy[/QUOTE]
I know something better than that...
Burrowstrike an ursa, PA and someone else which I don't remember, all on low health, tap PA twice.
TRIPLE KILL.
[QUOTE=dass;37571070]I know something better than that...
Burrowstrike an ursa, PA and someone else which I don't remember, all on low health, tap PA twice.
TRIPLE KILL.[/QUOTE]
i wish i could find a way to easily record a clip from a replay without fraps because i was playing as sand king when i was caught with sven and OM alone. i was in sandstorm and they waited for me to come out. i ran to the jungle and went into sandstorm again. they waited again and i burrowed out and stunned both of them, activated my ulti and went back into sandstorm and killed both of them with 75% health on both. I got out of it and both of them left. Oh god was it perfect.
Three of us are all low but we can easily stick together and focus a slardar we're chasing from a distance since we're all ranged, the rest of his team is down. THEN VENGEFUL SPIRIT SWAPS HIM INTO US and he uses his slithereen crush and kills both of us while venge runs away calling us noobs.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37571162]i wish i could find a way to easily record a clip from a replay without fraps because i was playing as sand king when i was caught with sven and OM alone. i was in sandstorm and they waited for me to come out. i ran to the jungle and went into sandstorm again. they waited again and i burrowed out and stunned both of them, activated my ulti and went back into sandstorm and killed both of them with 75% health on both. I got out of it and both of them left. Oh god was it perfect.[/QUOTE]
full support team so i had to go carry sandking(Was random draft)
Bought my sentry wards, and did my best against riki and lina. I did alright, but died early. I hit 6 and fucked riki and lina in their ass.
Hit the whole creep wave riki was invis near, ulted, and let the creep explosion kill riki. Then I towerbombed for that slut lina.
Later I ulted and killed off a whole team, bloodseeker said "fuck this gay sht" and rage quit
Their whole team just left one by one, i felt kind of bad. :<
[QUOTE=Suttles;37571596]full support team so i had to go carry sandking(Was random draft)
Bought my sentry wards, and did my best against riki and lina. I did alright, but died early. I hit 6 and fucked riki and lina in their ass.
Hit the whole creep wave riki was invis near, ulted, and let the creep explosion kill riki. Then I towerbombed for that slut lina.
Later I ulted and killed off a whole team, bloodseeker said "fuck this gay sht" and rage quit
Their whole team just left one by one, i felt kind of bad. :<[/QUOTE]
Once upon a time, the enemy team picked papermade heroes.
I was the ol good Sandy Claws, just as always
They decided our mid tower wasnt cute enough for the map
So there go
I end up killing their whole team alone 5 times in a row with well placed ultis. The replay wont appear
Quote: "I have never thought about SK as overpowered, but my god"
I had the same case that you, but with brood. So many sudden apparitions of dead broodmothers with the first creep waves
[QUOTE=Suttles;37571596]full support team so i had to go carry sandking(Was random draft)
Bought my sentry wards, and did my best against riki and lina. I did alright, but died early. I hit 6 and fucked riki and lina in their ass.
Hit the whole creep wave riki was invis near, ulted, and let the creep explosion kill riki. Then I towerbombed for that slut lina.
Later I ulted and killed off a whole team, bloodseeker said "fuck this gay sht" and rage quit
Their whole team just left one by one, i felt kind of bad. :<[/QUOTE]
after sven and ogre left, it was only a PA on their team that was left. he was a good sport and was kind.
[editline]6th September 2012[/editline]
that would be cool if they had a system to take clips from replays and upload them directly to your steam profile.
I don't even...
40 minutes in, Tiny, Sven and Earthshaker on my team.
None of them have Blink.
All 3 are too scared to initiate.
Me and drow innitiate, and by that I mean get raped by BH on other team, and then have tiny throw the other squish into the mess.
Don't even know how we won that.
Met a team of tryhards.
Instant pick Rubick, Brood, Void, Furion and Invoker.
My team consists of Omniknight (random) OD Zeus Clinkz Antimage.
Rubick steals my heal, doesn't know how to use it, Void did not a single good chrono, and kept leaping into death, Invoker barely ganked, Brood was too aggressive, Furion didn't push.
We won, even tho Clinkz didn't get a single point in Q before level 12, even tho they had a harder carry, even tho they could easily do a push strat.
FYI the tryhards were part of a clan, all 5, TNOD or something.
Also, Rubick barely stole anything, I never saw him use any of Zeus' spells.
Edit:
No seriously, the Void leaped into AM several times, autoattacked him at 1 hp when AM had 60% hp, and died.
He hit not a single fucking chrono ever.
He hit not a single last hit early game.
He rushed mask of madness, then crystalis, no agi items whatsoever.
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