• Stupid people you've seen in pubs!
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Nice, Fuckin' beautiful. One person on my team leaves. Then another. Then another. Then everyone on the other team leaves. Now it's only me and sven. Not even 20 seconds past the fucking start up timer.
Once somebody abandoned during the pick phase, most of the people left. Then it was the ultimate fight: Zeus & Venomancer vs Morphling
Just played a game as brood, guy leaves during character pick. Everyone stays regardless, I'm solo up top against Naga and Dragon Knight, things are going horribly for me. They're getting tons of last hits, I'm only getting a few here and there. Top tower is down around 10 minute mark. Then I got my soul ring. I was constantly harassing, then I ended up killing them both and pushed the lane hard. After this, they didn't ward or use dust or anything. One of the most important counters to a hero like Brood, and they didn't do it. Not sure if they were clueless, or plain cocky. But needless to say I snowballed the top lane, filled up on Orchid, BKB and other random things. I was an unstoppable killing machine. Then I died once because we were at their ancient, and I was taking on everyone at once. I end up dieing and their TA calls me cocky, I had to laugh. (I had killed two of their teammates previously before dieing, and it was my first death of the game.) I love playing Brood.
I was supporting this Brewmaster for 20 minutes, we got about 8 kills and he suddenly types 'gota go gf wants sex o.O' and disconnects instantly. Sounded like bullshit cause he typed like a 15 year old.
[QUOTE=dass;37529657]I knew the winning streak would end sooner or later... [/QUOTE] Coming from APB and looking at Dotabuff profiles win/loose stats (most within 50% +/- 10 and professional players having 70%), its only a matter of time before the win steaks ends as the system balances matches by either putting you up against good players and/or giving retarded team mates. The story of public matchmaking everywhere. Also, there should be a system to stop those ping spams.
[QUOTE=Xeloo;37588171]I was supporting this Brewmaster for 20 minutes, we got about 8 kills and he suddenly types 'gota go gf wants sex o.O' and disconnects instantly. Sounded like bullshit cause he typed like a 15 year old.[/QUOTE] He was going to go get fed.
[QUOTE=Xeloo;37588171]I was supporting this Brewmaster for 20 minutes, we got about 8 kills and he suddenly types 'gota go gf wants sex o.O' and disconnects instantly. Sounded like bullshit cause he typed like a 15 year old.[/QUOTE] The only legit reason to leave a Dota game.
Hmmm, what do you say when you have 8 kills as Ancient Apparition and have the highest number of kills on a team with Rubick, Skeleton King, Weaver and Chaos Knight? Yeah... In their defense, the other team had a Viper that we just could NOT kill at all, and a Pudge that only needed to chase someone with Rot. Guess that isn't a very good defense...
[QUOTE=dass;37589177]Hmmm, what do you say when you have 8 kills as Ancient Apparition and have the highest number of kills on a team with Rubick, Skeleton King, Weaver and Chaos Knight?[/QUOTE] "sorry for killstealing"?
[QUOTE=dass;37589177]Hmmm, what do you say when you have 8 kills as Ancient Apparition and have the highest number of kills on a team with Rubick, Skeleton King, Weaver and Chaos Knight? Yeah... In their defense, the other team had a Viper that we just could NOT kill at all, and a Pudge that only needed to chase someone with Rot. Guess that isn't a very good defense...[/QUOTE] Pudge AND Viper on the same team? Oh boy. Both are very hard mid-game carries. [editline]8th September 2012[/editline] It looks like you guys had no damage. Strength carries but no agility carries.
[QUOTE=dual elites;37589339]"sorry for killstealing"?[/QUOTE] But then they'd blame me for not helping and probably end up dying themselves. And some of those kills were Ice Blast finishers :smug: what an awesome ultimate. [editline]8th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37589592]Pudge AND Viper on the same team? Oh boy. Both are very hard mid-game carries. [editline]8th September 2012[/editline] It looks like you guys had no damage. Strength carries but no agility carries.[/QUOTE] That exactly. Our SK and CK could take some good hits, but they just couldn't take neither Pudge nor Viper down without the whole team present. And I just came from a laughable match. Me and a friend with 3 brazilians on our team. Top gets ganked like crazy, no one calls their lane missing. SK and Pudge complain that everyone is a noob. Problem being SK does nothing but run away and maybe reincarnate, and Pudge feeds. Maybe mid match, top tower is getting hammered by the enemy, everyone is spread around the map, doing nothing, nobody comes to ward off the enemy, tower goes down, I'm in the jungle and get ganked by the whole team seconds after. SK: "stop feed" Me: "thank you very much for not coming top to protect the tower" Me: "why didn't anyone come?" SK: "enemy is too strong" Wow really? Fuck 5on5's altogether then, might aswell just sit on spawn and wait for them to finish the game since apparently its of no use to fight the enemy even on a balanced 5on5 fight... I missed enigma that match... I could have jumped into a fight, ulti'd everything and turn the tables :c
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37589592]Pudge AND Viper on the same team? Oh boy. Both are very hard mid-game carries. [editline]8th September 2012[/editline] It looks like you guys had no damage. Strength carries but no agility carries.[/QUOTE] Isn't viper an agility carry?
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37589592]Pudge AND Viper on the same team? Oh boy. Both are very hard mid-game carries. [editline]8th September 2012[/editline] It looks like you guys had no damage. Strength carries but no agility carries.[/QUOTE] Ah yes, weaver, well known for being a strength carry.
[QUOTE=Chaplin;37590366]Isn't viper an agility carry?[/QUOTE] Yes, the worst feeling is when you are alone with the whole enemy team chasing you, then you get hit by his poison and cant move. Like "well i guess thats that" :v: Not to mention his nethertoxin can be fucking rediculous for damage in any part of the game.
[QUOTE=Chaplin;37590366]Isn't viper an agility carry?[/QUOTE] He was on the other team. That's why they lost, not enough damage to take Viper down. [QUOTE=Glent;37590810]Ah yes, weaver, well known for being a strength carry.[/QUOTE] He doesn't deal that much damage and I wouldn't even call him a carry. He's annoying as shit and can clean-up like Spectre, but he's no carry.
What Weaver deals a shitton of damage if you actually farm him and play him competently
Only if the enemy team is squishy and are not correctly farmed themselves. [editline]8th September 2012[/editline] But he is extremely dangerous if you get high damage items on him though. I once got a Rapier on him and wrecked face, and never lost it due to his invisibility.
Just get Radiance (or at least Relic) and then you wreck shit in terms of damage output.
I was just in a game with Luna who got one level of Lunar Blessing and leveled everything else first. As Lina, she told me I was a noob for not leveling Fiery Soul first too.
Weaver is one of [I]those[/I] heroes As in, he's only ever good when he's on the enemy team.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37593739] He doesn't deal that much damage and I wouldn't even call him a carry. He's annoying as shit and can clean-up like Spectre, but he's no carry.[/QUOTE] "he can clean up like this other carry, but he's totally not a carry guys!" please understand that 'carry' does not always mean 'right clicks on dudes for SICK CRITZZ to win the game'
[QUOTE=dual elites;37596092]"he can clean up like this other carry, but he's totally not a carry guys!" please understand that 'carry' does not always mean 'right clicks on dudes for SICK CRITZZ to win the game'[/QUOTE] He's bad at the game so everyone should ignore his input anyway.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/39221093[/url] what the fuck how did we win
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37593594]Yes, the worst feeling is when you are alone with the whole enemy team chasing you, then you get hit by his poison and cant move. Like "well i guess thats that" :v: Not to mention his nethertoxin can be fucking rediculous for damage in any part of the game.[/QUOTE] I once had a Rubick as the enemy that, each time he got attacked by me, he just went "oh god the slow oh no oh god why, this is ridiculous" as if he was actually being eaten alive in real life. [editline]9th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37593739]He doesn't deal that much damage and I wouldn't even call him a carry. He's annoying as shit and can clean-up like Spectre, but he's no carry.[/QUOTE] Like all carries, he deals a shitload of damage, and doesn't even needs that much farm. Had one on my side who just destroyed the other team. Think it was on the game where I got 43 assists as venomancer. [editline]9th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Necro'lic;37596142]He's bad at the game so everyone should ignore his input anyway.[/QUOTE] Ha ha...ha? That was just a joke right? If not, that was rather mean.
[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37596142]He's bad at the game so everyone should ignore his input anyway.[/QUOTE] That's pretty asshole-ish... I just haven't seen any Weavers that have done any real carrying other than annoying the shit out of me when I'm pushing the enemies towers.
Dazzle with 6 bracers he said that he can be a tank healing himself then he heals he dies and ragequit
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37597342]That's pretty asshole-ish...[/QUOTE] It's Necro'lic.
A juggernaut with 180 wins, mentions he's not a noob at least three times Instead of following me and kill an enemy, he stays behind and starts killing creeps, told him twice to wait for my slow to use blade fury And after me and the two other carries (yes i know, it was a pretty retarded game but we won somehow) killed roshan he comes and takes the aegis, he asked four times and we were paying attention to the lanes/river so nobody answered him, and he took it anyways because "I'm more feed" Damn
Playing as TA, and I get shackled, infront of me sven is getting raped and instadies, i'm next and the nature's prophet behind me, instead of putting a sprout on the small path (path from radiant secret shop that goes into the space between mid t1 and t2 tower) he decides to attack creeps, getting some cs, turns around and uses his ult and then teleports to the secret shop to buy mystic staff and then he dies.
Undying doesn't level decay, ends the game with a wand and boots Earthshaker keeps trying to jungle and dies to neutrals Rubick steals one spell and finds religion, never again shalt he steal I couldn't even remember we had a Templar Assassin until I had to think about it Meanwhile poor ole viper is just trying to put farm on his family.
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