Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

[QUOTE=dass;37622723]On TI2? I don't remember any Pudge at all.[/QUOTE] [url]http://dota-academy.com/hero/6/[/url]

But didn't really have that big of an impact. Night Stalker with haste is like having a spider coming fast at you while you trip on your feet. Then it crawls onto you and you most likely die of fear.

[QUOTE=dass;37622824]But didn't really have that big of an impact. Night Stalker with haste is like having a spider coming fast at you while you trip on your feet. Then it crawls onto you and you most likely die of fear.[/QUOTE] Fear quiets magic [editline]11th September 2012[/editline] Or in this case, rolled up newspapers.

[QUOTE=Suttles;37621738]pudge with haste is scary shit too[/QUOTE] Seeing that fat motherfucker waddle down the line at 200mph makes me shit my pants every time. [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] Also, Night Stalker with DD rune on first night.

A void with 97 wins who complained about "being matched with bads and having shitty team comps" and then "i will just build the strongets item on the carry lol" he missed chronosphere three times, keep calling drow bad, jumping alone into the enemy team ("guys i thought youw ere ready to fight!") when the rest of the team was scatered We had a drow who kept lagging and having Frame drops, and yet did WAY better than this asshole, also, the game lasted 50 mins I looked at his inventory, he had mask of madness, treads, quarter staff and talisman of evasion, and a fairly low gold gain, hell, even me, playing disruptor outfarmed him, and so warlock

just played with a lich who called us assholes for asking him to buy a courier, then got killed by a neutral

Ive come across so many people who have like 11 pages of the same hero played over and over again and they are completely shit at them.

[QUOTE=Chaplin;37625012]just played with a lich who called us assholes for asking him to buy a courier, then got killed by a neutral[/QUOTE] What. How..? I'm almost afraid to ask.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37623422]Seeing that fat motherfucker waddle down the line at 200mph makes me shit my pants every time. [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] Also, Night Stalker with DD rune on first night.[/QUOTE] I remember when I was playing lich once and was alone chilling by my tower in the first night, when nightstalker was on the enemy team. he came out of the jungle with a DD and killed me right under the tower fuck nightstalker

[QUOTE=Falcqn;37623041]Fear quiets magic [editline]11th September 2012[/editline] Or in this case, rolled up newspapers.[/QUOTE] And then you're hitting yourself in the face with a newspaper while a spider crawls around you. New nightmare for my sleep.

I played Dota 2 with two guys, one of them had gotten Dota 2 the previous day. All things considered, he wasn't that bad. So, we were in a team with this Ogre Magi, who when learned that the player on his lane was new said "ffs." Not the best start, but whatever. Later in the game, I'm playing as Ursa, I apparently "steal" his kills, after which in every instance of a fight there was, he left me to die. No, seriously, he just stood there and watched as I died, doing nothing. As soon as I was dead, he stunned the lot of them and bailed out. The same player also cussed the entire match and was being a general pain in the ass. He had apparently been playing "Dota for 7 years, kid" even though he wasn't that good anyway.

Oh man, people who call "MID SOLO" in single draft even before they've seen their heroes.

[QUOTE=***zer0***;37632839]Oh man, people who call "MID SOLO" in single draft even before they've seen their heroes.[/QUOTE] i actually believe thats just being sarcastic

Random bloodseeker that disconnects while picking. 3 minutes after, comes back. "thx for waiting <3" "bye bye" Disconnected. Lost.

[QUOTE=stealth_camo;37627195]I remember when I was playing lich once and was alone chilling by my tower in the first night, when nightstalker was on the enemy team. he came out of the jungle with a DD and killed me right under the tower fuck nightstalker[/QUOTE] Nightstalker with a DD rune can kill two people under the tower on the first night. Always be wary when there's one on the enemy team.

win/loss ratio for Tiny is 19-4 I get 10min Blink Dagger (rushed, yeah), First blood against Beastmaster mid, Few side-lane and jungle-ganks with successfully timed Avalanche/Toss combos and thing 9-3-7 stats, basically did everything in my power still lose due to our support Dazzle and Gondar underperforming and our Enigma not landing a single good BlackHole, resulting in 19-5 win/loss for my Tiny :(

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37626766]What. How..? I'm almost afraid to ask.[/QUOTE] He thought lich was a carry

we had a skele king that was level 24 that asked for the immortality so he could respawn 2 times. he was a tank so we all agreed except for the under leveled sniper on our team. we take down roshan in 10 seconds and sniper runs in and grabs it and says lol. skeleking is pissed, we are all pissed, and we get into a battle. sniper gets killed instantly, respawns, and shadow blades his way out of the battle completely. we get completely demolished in the battle and sniper is running away still with full health loling over it. I ask the other team to report sniper and sniper immediately says none of it is true (the steal and purposely running away for no good reason) and keeps loling. we win but he literally didnt do anything all game but be annoying. i think he got half of monkey king bar and a morbid mask at the end of the game.

Never tell your password to anyone. Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:01 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: Fuck russians. 10:01 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: Like wow. 10:01 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >Go viper and call mid. 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >Tell the russians "one of you go support, one of you go w/e, please" 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >one goeS DP and steals mid 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >one goes SF 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >and goes bot 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >I come bot, and he goes "nob viper, go jungl" 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: "i ned solo" He called me a noob the whole game, saying its all my fault. He said "nob team". DP got 15~ death, shadow was like 8 and he just stayed in spawn calling me a noob ok

[QUOTE=Suttles;37636616]Never tell your password to anyone. Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:01 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: Fuck russians. 10:01 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: Like wow. 10:01 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >Go viper and call mid. 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >Tell the russians "one of you go support, one of you go w/e, please" 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >one goeS DP and steals mid 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >one goes SF 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >and goes bot 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: >I come bot, and he goes "nob viper, go jungl" 10:02 PM - qoɹ ʇoN: "i ned solo" He called me a noob the whole game, saying its all my fault. He said "nob team". DP got 15~ death, shadow was like 8 and he just stayed in spawn calling me a noob ok[/QUOTE] whats with russians and death prophet? i notice they pick her a fuck load.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;37637165]whats with russians and death prophet? i notice they pick her a fuck load.[/QUOTE] her accent also a shitty fucking chaos knight and shadow demon fuck up top lane, while im struggling against a KOTL and bounty hunter top lane. I warded the jungle but it didnt help, this fucking kotl found amazing spots to spam his q from The chaos knight would just start running in circles and squares and triangles when he got mana leaked The shadow demon kept using disruption on people that were nearly dead The chaos knight kept roaming and leaving bottom to free farm, while the SD seemed to stay top for some reason sigh i hate pubs Even tho that game was horrible, I will admit I did laugh at 2 things: Bounty hunter went invis without a tp in the top lane jungle area. I just sat there and waited for shadow demon to spam his shadow poison. I killed a kotl who was about to tp(he went in side shop's nice area to hide), I had invis ruin. I went in with him and maledicted and q'd, and just hacked away at him.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;37636606]we had a skele king that was level 24 that asked for the immortality so he could respawn 2 times. he was a tank so we all agreed except for the under leveled sniper on our team. we take down roshan in 10 seconds and sniper runs in and grabs it and says lol. skeleking is pissed, we are all pissed, and we get into a battle. sniper gets killed instantly, respawns, and shadow blades his way out of the battle completely. we get completely demolished in the battle and sniper is running away still with full health loling over it. I ask the other team to report sniper and sniper immediately says none of it is true (the steal and purposely running away for no good reason) and keeps loling. we win but he literally didnt do anything all game but be annoying. i think he got half of monkey king bar and a morbid mask at the end of the game.[/QUOTE] Wow I want to report him twice.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;37637165]whats with russians and death prophet? i notice they pick her a fuck load.[/QUOTE] NONONONONONONO...... NO... Russian pick table is bs, riki, pudge. + the eternal frase "Mid or feed"

[QUOTE=SxRustle;37649781]NONONONONONONO...... NO... Russian pick table is bs, riki, pudge. + the eternal frase "Mid or feed"[/QUOTE] You forgot to mention Death Prophet, Huskar and Sniper.

Just had a game with a venge that leveled up everything but her armor reduction. after everything was maxed out, she sent it to stats. We lost big time

i saw a clan called "Bot" They did horrible as fuck "Pablo Bot" bro, he was so bad. He and his whole team dived the fountain...when all towers were up.

I had someone playing lina moaning because no one let him solo anywhere who got owned by a lower level Kunka who was being attacked by 2 groups of creeps - he continued bitching throughout the game despite his consistent deaths

[QUOTE=dual elites;37614374]venomancer, much like vengeful spirit, can [I]technically[/I] be a carry but if you build them like one you're a fucking moron and should probably be shot[/QUOTE] To be fair Vengeful Spirit is a much better carry then Venomancer. Venomancer can't auto attack for shit.

Hmm.... Facepunch been down for anyone else? I couldn't access it all day. Anyhow, I had a broodmother who refused to push with spiderlings. Well, refuse to push at all. She had done 0 points of damage to towers when we ended the game. Also, [QUOTE=RagerTrader;37653328]To be fair Vengeful Spirit is a much better carry then Venomancer. Venomancer can't auto attack for shit.[/QUOTE] Veno isn't bad if you give him a yasha. Increased attack and movement speed means that no-one can outrun him because of his slows.

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