Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

[QUOTE=Suttles;37653695]Venge is a him? oh god[/QUOTE] When did anyone ever imply she was a he?

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37653731]When did anyone ever imply she was a he?[/QUOTE] Veno isn't bad if you give him a yasha. I thought he said vengeful, and was rather confused. My bad yo, I'm tired as fuck.

Also in that game, bane tried jungling the start of the game.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;37653863]Also in that game, bane tried jungling the start of the game.[/QUOTE] yea dude hes good jungle)

some guy with literally nothing but 8 pages of Lycan games finally picks a hero (Lycan) 6 minutes in and proceeds to run to mid where I'm laning as Mirana, I ask him what he's doing and he just sits in the river auto attacking, he did not go into our jungle once in the game and just eventually forced me out of mid, we somehow win and he speaks his first words - "comend plz" he finished with two magic sticks, a quelling blade and boots of speed ??????

[QUOTE=mitcheroo;37655160]some guy with literally nothing but 8 pages of Lycan games finally picks a hero (Lycan) 6 minutes in and proceeds to run to mid where I'm laning as Mirana, I ask him what he's doing and he just sits in the river auto attacking, he did not go into our jungle once in the game and just eventually forced me out of mid, we somehow win and he speaks his first words - "comend plz" he finished with two magic sticks, a quelling blade and boots of speed ??????[/QUOTE] I... What? I don't understand....

[QUOTE=mitcheroo;37655160]some guy with literally nothing but 8 pages of Lycan games finally picks a hero (Lycan) 6 minutes in and proceeds to run to mid where I'm laning as Mirana, I ask him what he's doing and he just sits in the river auto attacking, he did not go into our jungle once in the game and just eventually forced me out of mid, we somehow win and he speaks his first words - "comend plz" he finished with two magic sticks, a quelling blade and boots of speed ??????[/QUOTE] mid or i feed my wolves

[QUOTE=mitcheroo;37655160]some guy with literally nothing but 8 pages of Lycan games finally picks a hero (Lycan) 6 minutes in and proceeds to run to mid where I'm laning as Mirana, I ask him what he's doing and he just sits in the river auto attacking, he did not go into our jungle once in the game and just eventually forced me out of mid, we somehow win and he speaks his first words - "comend plz" he finished with two magic sticks, a quelling blade and boots of speed ??????[/QUOTE] I love people who play easy as shit heroes and then say "comend plz" Last game I saw that happening, I asked why should we commend someone who played a hero that was easy as shit (Death Prophet) He replied "i kill all team, comend pls" His gameplay as DP consisted of Q and R, as if he had done something really great.

Pudge told everyone to report me, never tells why, claims I fed even though I did better than him. What?

[QUOTE=dass;37655467]I love people who play easy as shit heroes and then say "comend plz" Last game I saw that happening, I asked why should we commend someone who played a hero that was easy as shit (Death Prophet) He replied "i kill all team, comend pls" His gameplay as DP consisted of Q and R, as if he had done something really great.[/QUOTE] I report people who ask for commends. 90% of the time they don't deserve it anyway. I have given out less than a dozen commends because I give them to people who are really stand out people, not just players.

Just lost a game where we were 12 kills to 0 10 minutes in. Why do I bother playing Lifestealer I always lose. The stupid person was me and my team. Mostly me.

commends actually matter to people? they don't seem much at all really.

[QUOTE=Squirrel2531;37659153]commends actually matter to people? they don't seem much at all really.[/QUOTE] They apparently help balance out reports.

If people want commendations then actually play good you fuck wits. When i'm tping around the map like a maniac to make sure my team don't die you know everything is terrible.

i played with jwj

I was Dragon Knight. Earthshaker bought courier, we had none, good start. We go to lane, he steals as many last hits as he can. I tell him 5 times to stop doing it. He keeps doing it. He learns he has spells, and uses both fissure and super totem to outdamage my right click. He used Fissure, PURELY, to last hit ONE creep. Then did the same with totem several times. He never helped me, and ignored me when I told him to stop. We lost. Also, he used ulti on a single hero, with no creeps around. He used fissure for the stun, and often blocked himself or us. He used totem for the damage and not the stun.

[QUOTE=Rarara;37661223] Also, he used ulti on a single hero, with no creeps around.[/QUOTE] that's not that bad in the early game when you're not gonna have CHAOS DUNKS or anything, a few extra seconds of stun can make all the difference in a gank

[QUOTE=Rarara;37661223]I was Dragon Knight. Earthshaker bought courier, we had none, good start. We go to lane, he steals as many last hits as he can. I tell him 5 times to stop doing it. He keeps doing it. He learns he has spells, and uses both fissure and super totem to outdamage my right click. He used Fissure, PURELY, to last hit ONE creep. Then did the same with totem several times. He never helped me, and ignored me when I told him to stop. We lost. Also, he used ulti on a single hero, with no creeps around. He used fissure for the stun, and often blocked himself or us. He used totem for the damage and not the stun.[/QUOTE] You write it like it's a poem. Also I once played with 3 other guys, so that was 4 of us in total. It was all pick and we picked Ursa, Disruptor and so on, a good pick. Then the fifth guy on our team, Russian by the way, picks a hero like 2 minutes late and picked Lycan. Oh well he listened to us when we told him that Ursa picked first and therefore he should be allowed to jungle. Problems start with the other team's clinkz, who was pretty bad honestly, as we win like every team fight. "Playing banned" heroes and all that shit, claiming that it's so fun to pubstomp and play with banned heroes, even when we told him that the Lycan wasn't a part of our group. He kept doing this till the end, rather than playing. Not really dumb, just an asshole.

[QUOTE=Squirrel2531;37659153]commends actually matter to people? they don't seem much at all really.[/QUOTE] People are just stupidly gaga over numbers that say they're awesome. You're not even supposed to commend people for playing well.

[QUOTE=dual elites;37661690]that's not that bad in the early game when you're not gonna have CHAOS DUNKS or anything, a few extra seconds of stun can make all the difference in a gank[/QUOTE] He was level 14.

I just played with the most infuriating Morph. Probably because my last 2 games had gone horribly but I digress. I'm playing Omniknight and trying to support him. We are laning against a Puck and Night Stalker, not too bad right? I deny the shit out of them, Morph goes for ZERO last hits. Not a single damn one. He sits in the lane and wiggles around. No harassment, not a damn thing. Skipping ahead a few chapters. He also burns his mana for no reason at all. He moves all his shit to agility and has no mana left, KotL refreshes him, he puts it all back into strength... We're doing terrible, Morph is still doing nothing but somehow get's some money. He gets a Perseverance, OK going for a Linken. Nope. He goes for a Yasha, OK he gets that, going for a Manta? Nope. Finally, at the very end of the game, we managed to turn it around with Chaos Knight. Does he complete anything? No. He goes for an Eaglesong. The Morph that couldn't finish anything and was nothing but water weight.

Just had a sidelane templar assassin that built a 35 min battlefury he said it gave him good regen

[QUOTE=Prism;37673511]Just had a sidelane templar assassin that built a 35 min battlefury he said it gave him good regen[/QUOTE] I don't think you can top my windrunner lanepartner deciding to build a Battlefury Even after we told the retard to read the description of the item he was buying he didn't give a fuck and fed them a gorillian times until we lost

Watching a game now, I wanted to spectate my friend, but apparantly Valve don't know how to make that button work yet. Watched a Spirit Breaker ulti onto a ward spot for a kill, and then, instead of using Charge on a creep to get down, he brought a TP and went all the way back to base.

[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37674589]Watching a game now, I wanted to spectate my friend, but apparantly Valve don't know how to make that button work yet. Watched a Spirit Breaker ulti onto a ward spot for a kill, and then, instead of using Charge on a creep to get down, he brought a TP and went all the way back to base.[/QUOTE] You can watch a friend's match by rightclicking them and pressing watch.

Had 4 games all with disconnects, so i go to a bot match (to get away from idiot teamates) as faceless void. A batrider gets in my lane and steals all last hits. I am about to get venge that was nearly dead and bat rider pushed her away with his bomb everytime i blinked in. Next the bots got next to me and dragon knight hit me with his stun. I get away through the creeps and im in the clear. Bat throws his bomb and launches dragonknight at me and he kills me. I am getting pissed, then i go to the lane with my ulti. I put down the sphere and have both venge and dragon in it. I start to beat up venge and i land 2 hits before bat launches his bomb in the sphere, pushing both out, and instantly nuking me. He did this all game. He did it to my friend too when he was getting away, then bat launched kunka into him.

Batrider bot for griefer of the year 2012.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37676693]Batrider bot for griefer of the year 2012.[/QUOTE] I meant public bot match. Bot teammates are even worse. I was playing in a private match with them and 90% of the time they jungle.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;37676721]I meant public bot match. Bot teammates are even worse. I was playing in a private match with them and 90% of the time they jungle.[/QUOTE] Now that I think about it, I realized there is no batrider AI yet. :v:

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37676001]You can watch a friend's match by rightclicking them and pressing watch.[/QUOTE] [sarcasm]Oh really? I never knew that![/sarcasm] I do that all the time, it just throws me into random games that are full of people I don't know.