[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37677425][sarcasm]Oh really? I never knew that![/sarcasm]
I do that all the time, it just throws me into random games that are full of people I don't know.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I thought you'd get into the match but couldn't then WATCH your friend, a problem I had until I got my head out of my arse. Never has done that to me though, weird.
razor saying ursa was op
Another play, another nightmare.
This episode, we got a Crystal Maiden complaining that I fed luna [b]one kill[/b] and didn't kill her.
The same CM almost never used frostbite which would have been precious to me to blade fury the target, and kept autoattacking the lane.
Same game, that luna thought he was the hot shit for randoming her and for killing us a couple of times in the lane.
Game after was even better.
30 mins in
Alchemist had Vanguard and Chainmail.
Yep.
Vanguard and chainmail. Nothing else.
He DC'ed along with Rubick some mins after. Game was going to shit without both of them.
I was lagging pretty bad today (900 ms and memory peaks), and died two or three times during laning phase as Kotl
I still managed to get mek, BoT and pipe to help the team, and then when the game is about to end, the lich who laned agaisnt me said
"keeper you won because lycan, you feed and are terrible"
and it's funny, because our queen of pain was destroying everyone at teamfights most of the time, not lycan
[QUOTE=leonthefox;37683182]I was lagging pretty bad today (900 ms and memory peaks), and died two or three times during laning phase as Kotl
I still managed to get mek, BoT and pipe to help the team, and then when the game is about to end, the lich who laned agaisnt me said
"keeper you won because lycan, you feed and are terrible"
and it's funny, because our queen of pain was destroying everyone at teamfights most of the time, not lycan[/QUOTE]
3/5 Keeper. That's feeding nowadays?
In other news, a Lina took the aegis before me (very very farmed BH) then proceeded to get caught out of position and waste it. 0/7 Slardar blamed me for the loss. "noob BH."
[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37683373]3/5 Keeper. That's feeding nowadays?
[/QUOTE]
Also, I don't even know what I say for him to get mad at me
I'm not the kind of guy who goes
" faggots i won u don't u suck uninstall!
And apparently lich spent the whole match yelling to his team
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559827151421474550/F9D60DFC10F7D100F6EEDBC26B6E120CC739F44E/[/t]
Click and and read chat.
Wooo yeah overconfident fucks!
Match starts off horribly. I'm playing Nyx. My team is dealing with this cunt-faced drow, who builds a MoM. We call him out, he gets all pissy, mutes all of us, and goes off farming alone. Our Pugna is dominating in the very beginning, getting all sorts of triple and double kills. This brings the level of buttmad in their team to a boiling level.
Their Ursa is farming this entire time, he comes in and fucking devours us, but they always focus Pugna first. Just something about that short green skeleton got their panties in a bunch. At this point, Ursa says "I have chosen to end the game now."
I get my levels, get my Dagon, me and Pugna burst down Ursa and the rest of the team is like warm butter. At this time, Drow is still farming.
Just about everyone on their team builds a BKB, so we get shut down again. Drow comes in the next fight 5 levels above everyone else and shreds their entire team. They focused Pugna, as always, so the MoM actually helped. We come back and fucking win.
Moral of the story, alienate the dickheads; if they don't leave, they may carry you to victory in sheer spite.
Oh my.
I regret having found this thread. It seems since I did I just keep getting worse and worse teams.
I randomed before anyone else picked, got Gondar.
We tell the guy on our team who started hovering Riki to change, so instead, he selects and says "TOO LATE FUCKFACE"
I go bot solo, our Morph d/c's and Riki/tide go top with Sniper mid.
Riki feeds 6 kills in as many minutes. fast forward 30 minutes, he has a diff blade and a morbid mask.
I'm sitting on BF, Med and Vlads.
It's my fault for picking Bounty because double stealth so they got early wards.
I don't even understand anything anymore.
Stupid mexican BH who would say "hey man unistall" every time someone died. He never leveled shadow walk and when asked he said "Yes yes after battle fury and orchid malevolence you will see shadow walk."
He never leveled track also, he said "i see no riki, no clinkz, why need true sight?"
[QUOTE=wug;37685184]Stupid mexican BH who would say "hey man unistall" every time someone died. He never leveled shadow walk and when asked he said "Yes yes after battle fury and orchid malevolence you will see shadow walk."
He never leveled track also, he said "i see no riki, no clinkz, why need true sight?"[/QUOTE]
Troll level : maximum
[QUOTE=wug;37685184]Stupid mexican BH who would say "hey man unistall" every time someone died. He never leveled shadow walk and when asked he said "Yes yes after battle fury and orchid malevolence you will see shadow walk."
He never leveled track also, he said "i see no riki, no clinkz, why need true sight?"[/QUOTE]
what im spechless...
Now you guys know what it feels like to play in half the games I'm in :v:
Especially love the guys who accuse someone of feeding when they died twice or so and then say uninstal.
That isn't fucking feeding ffs.
When will people learn that feeding is just when you're being a dumbass and running into the enemy giving them a free kill?
By their logic, you could say everyone who dies at all fed the enemy. Which isn't too wrong, but its ridiculous.
[editline]16th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Reno360;37684881]Wooo yeah overconfident fucks!
Match starts off horribly. I'm playing Nyx. My team is dealing with this cunt-faced drow, who builds a MoM. We call him out, he gets all pissy, mutes all of us, and goes off farming alone. Our Pugna is dominating in the very beginning, getting all sorts of triple and double kills. This brings the level of buttmad in their team to a boiling level.
Their Ursa is farming this entire time, he comes in and fucking devours us, but they always focus Pugna first. Just something about that short green skeleton got their panties in a bunch. At this point, Ursa says "I have chosen to end the game now."
I get my levels, get my Dagon, me and Pugna burst down Ursa and the rest of the team is like warm butter. At this time, Drow is still farming.
Just about everyone on their team builds a BKB, so we get shut down again. Drow comes in the next fight 5 levels above everyone else and shreds their entire team. They focused Pugna, as always, so the MoM actually helped. We come back and fucking win.
Moral of the story, alienate the dickheads; if they don't leave, they may carry you to victory in sheer spite.[/QUOTE]
I sort of find it amazing how drow can turn the tides so easily.
[QUOTE=dass;37686624]Now you guys know what it feels like to play in half the games I'm in :v:
Especially love the guys who accuse someone of feeding when they died twice or so and then say uninstal.
That isn't fucking feeding ffs.
When will people learn that feeding is just when you're being a dumbass and running into the enemy giving them a free kill?
By their logic, you could say everyone who dies at all fed the enemy. Which isn't too wrong, but its ridiculous.
[editline]16th September 2012[/editline]
I sort of find it amazing how drow can turn the tides so easily.[/QUOTE]
acccept my friend invite yo
[QUOTE=Suttles;37686659]acccept my friend invite yo[/QUOTE]
Oh that's you?
Wait a moment (40 mins or something :v:)
*someone fails to connect*
"report"
What the hell man? What are you gonna report them for?
I think it's absolutely hilarious when the carry on your team, who is a real douchebag while still kicking the enemy team's butts goes "commend me" after insulting everyone and calling out every mistake everyone on your team made throughout the entire game.
Just had this Anti-Mage give up our game because he kept trying to 'snipe' racks, feeding the other teams carry and ending up in us losing.
[QUOTE=wug;37685184]Stupid mexican BH who would say "hey man unistall" every time someone died. He never leveled shadow walk and when asked he said "Yes yes after battle fury and orchid malevolence you will see shadow walk."
He never leveled track also, he said "i see no riki, no clinkz, why need true sight?"[/QUOTE]
This pains me to read
I knew that if I'd play with my friend we would always win :v:
Some dazzle called us tryhards and that AM (my friend) was a noob picker.
There aren't enough alchemists to prove that we are pr0 1337 players, but then we would be tryhards right?
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;37688967]I think it's absolutely hilarious when the carry on your team, who is a real douchebag while still kicking the enemy team's butts goes "commend me" after insulting everyone and calling out every mistake everyone on your team made throughout the entire game.[/QUOTE]
i usually say "commend pls" after being terrible and useless the whole game
[QUOTE=Prism;37691678]i usually say "commend pls" after being terrible and useless the whole game[/QUOTE]
Steal aegis twice as support leading to our ultimate loss:
"commend pls"
I just met the best Sand King ever.
He ultis and tp's into the enemy right after Siren uses her ulti.
Bonus points when the other team was made of: Orb Zeus with 1200 global nuke, Pudge hooking people from nowhere, Ogre Magi and skillshots, Axe, and Huskar with the usual Huskieness...
lol
running away from 4 people
started walking across web
drow shoots me, and i spin...killing an invisible brood
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/41370680[/url]
I start 7/1/3 and i tell my team to take 10 min to chill while i farm. I was so ahead of the Anti Mage I wanted to get one more big item then teamfight. Thats when they all start going in 1 by 1 and throwing the game.
[QUOTE=wug;37685184]Stupid mexican BH who would say "hey man unistall" every time someone died. He never leveled shadow walk and when asked he said "Yes yes after battle fury and orchid malevolence you will see shadow walk."
He never leveled track also, he said "i see no riki, no clinkz, why need true sight?"[/QUOTE]
I dont even.
[QUOTE=dass;37692860]I just met the best Sand King ever.
He ultis and tp's into the enemy right after Siren uses her ulti.[/QUOTE]
that's the naga's fault, not his. she can turn it off any time she likes
[QUOTE=dual elites;37697687]that's the naga's fault, not his. she can turn it off any time she likes[/QUOTE]
Unless he did it without warning and several times, it that case it's SK's.
just had an absolutely AWFUL tidehunter on our team
he gifted ravage to rubick every time it was off cooldown, losing us nearly every teamfight because ravage is one of the best spells in the game
we kept telling him to anchor smash after ravage but still somehow he gave rubick ravage. ruined the entire game
Warning: wall of text ahead.
I was playing WC3's DotA. Jesus christ, The horror.
Let's see:
First match:
-A guy who randomed, repicked and then picked Furion after I had randomed lycan, had brought items for jungle And I was already waiting in jungle, he says he'll jungle. Then he says that he would jungle a single creep spawn and wouldn't move from there. Atleast I made him enter in reason and he went top.
-I already forgot who was in mid but he pretty much lost control of the lane at the first minutes.
-No one ever denied nothing. Furion had a chance to deny me but he didn't even noticed me. Nice map awareness, you can't even notice what's going on the screen.
-An enemy axe that calls me maphacker because I can outrun him with my ult. I'm not sure how he connected map hack with speed.
Seconds match:
-I random QoP and go mid. Then other guy picks invoker and asks mid. Atleast this one went straight to bot without complaining.. but then:
-The enemy teams starts to do 4/5 man ganks on the side lanes and they want me to go and kill them. Alone. wich leads us to:
-The enemy has a techies. My team keeps falling for the same traps, the same barrel spots. They never listen when I tell them to be careful or get true sight.
-They kick me for not going suicidal. Invoker was the host's friend so he uses the fact that I didn't let him mid to kick and ban me. But the reason they used to kick me? "Being unable to cast spells while out of mana" Kicking the mid player, brillant idea.
Third match:
-I random Doom, and I'm forced to solo top against tusk and Earth because our shadow demon wants to go with his buddy Obsidian destroyer. I'm glad he did though (read point 4).
-OD doesn't know how to use his hero so he quits.
-An axe that ragequits because he gets ganked in jungle two times, wastes his cash before leaving to leave us very little.
-Shadow Demon with carry build, says that he builds whatever he wants since it's dota, it doesn't matter. and also that my tits were big.. I don't know what he meant with that.
-The enemy team is composed of Earth, Tusk, Pudge, Ursa and Gondar. My team feeds them to the point we can't do nothing to stop them. After OD and Axe quit Gondar switches teams with us. He feeds as much as the rest. But then..
-Tusk leaves because "it was too easy for him, not worth his time" and Ursa goes afk because of the same thing.
-Gondar and Shadow demon ragequit because they are getting beaten by just pudge and earth..
-This gives me and Nevermore enough gold and items to do a counter push. And we end up winning. The host comes back way too late and insults us in english and spanish.
I don't think i'll be playing it again any time soon.
some moron trolling purposely in radiant team
-troll level "infinite"
Anti Mage : I came here to feed.
Anti Mage : say "I have a tiny penis"
Anti mage : i will wait in base...
after 5 min later..
Anti mage : im waiting like mofo
Anti mage : if you dont say it i will feed
Anti mage has buyed a courier
Anti mage has buyed a courier
Anti mage has buyed a courier
my demons are waiting...
Anti mage : SAY IT!
ANTI MAGE : IM GOING TO FEEED FUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOBSSSSS
Dire Victory!
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