Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

people who get really mad at the presence of russians, even if they're perfectly competent players i was on a team with another english dude and three russians, of course the uk guy goes nuts and disconnects after about five minutes. me and the ruskies proceeded to shit on the other team repeatedly 4v5, with our ursa coming out at the end with 17 kills and 2 deaths. in conclusion, fuck you for getting mad at somebody's nationality

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;36271255]they don't have their own servers so they end up on Europe.[/QUOTE] I unchecked Europe because of all the Russians but they even play on NA servers..

[QUOTE=Xeloo;36273854]I unchecked Europe because of all the Russians but they even play on NA servers..[/QUOTE] I think you should switch to asian servers then

[QUOTE=Petachepas;36271250] i haven´t seen raging spanish yet, [/QUOTE] you haven't played enough.

[url]http://stats.dota2.be/match/19890138[/url] This fucking PL. He locked after everyone else, when we badly needed a support and asked for one. Fine, maybe he just didn't want to play support. It's fucking dumb, but I can understand it. Problem is he tried and failed to force our Pudge out of mid, and started feeding Shadow Fiend. (Not sure if he was doing it intentionally or is just a dumb-ass.) Later on, I'm still doing relatively well. 7/3/3. He decides to buy a gem to either ward off riki or, more likely, since he was raging at us for not letting him mid/calling him out for feeding, fuck me over. I couldn't fucking do anything any more once Riki got the gem.

Early game, Axe vs Jugg. Both low health, but I'm slightly higher HP. Axe uses soul ring so he can ult me, and just as the animation is halfway through I kill him with my autoattack. Really not so much dumb as insanely risky.

[QUOTE=Reimu;36275173]Early game, Axe vs Jugg. Both low health, but I'm slightly higher HP. Axe uses soul ring so he can ult me, and just as the animation is halfway through I kill him with my autoattack. Really not so much dumb as insanely risky.[/QUOTE] However Imagine if he HAD pulled that off. By the sounds of it, you would have killed him anyway, so he tried ONE LAST desperation move.

Pudges who have a hard time hitting with their Ult after Hooking :v: [editline]11th June 2012[/editline] Oh man I want to play more Pudge myself. Randoming him is always nice.

Not to enforce the russian stereotype, since this one was just an idiot at the start and gradually started helping us. But he was a drow and the only thing he said immediatly after instapicking drow ranger was "SOLO MID". Naturally we had a team that was completely unfit for this purpose since we already had a mid hero, so there was some bitching wile he just kept repeating that phrase. Then our lanes got all sorts of effed up when we had no mid, 3 heroes on bot and 2 on top. This obviously did not work out at all and I found myself, as Ogre Magi, having to constantly go back and forth to help out on ganks, which did work. Then drow, at one point, started talking russian and doing the most stupid shit like charge into a group of 5 or walk around alone in their jungle trying to do w/e. In the end though, he figured out that if I used bloodlust on him it made him 5x powerful and he finaly fought teamfights with us instead of running away. I still don't know how we won that, but bloodlust and multicast are the best things ever.

Just played with a tidehunter that used his ult only on one person. Every. Single. Time. Only used it in once teamfight ever because he kept using it to try and kill one person.

one Axe that went to the enemy jungle and started killing the very first creepwave between the two towers, resulting in a obvious first blood for enemies, he blamed me because i stayed at my tower waiting for creeps he died a lot through the game, blaming everyone, he bought 2 vanguards and boots

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;36283439]Not to enforce the russian stereotype, since this one was just an idiot at the start and gradually started helping us. But he was a drow and the only thing he said immediatly after instapicking drow ranger was "SOLO MID". Naturally we had a team that was completely unfit for this purpose since we already had a mid hero, so there was some bitching wile he just kept repeating that phrase. Then our lanes got all sorts of effed up when we had no mid, 3 heroes on bot and 2 on top. This obviously did not work out at all and I found myself, as Ogre Magi, having to constantly go back and forth to help out on ganks, which did work. Then drow, at one point, started talking russian and doing the most stupid shit like charge into a group of 5 or walk around alone in their jungle trying to do w/e. In the end though, he figured out that if I used bloodlust on him it made him 5x powerful and he finaly fought teamfights with us instead of running away. I still don't know how we won that, but bloodlust and multicast are the best things ever.[/QUOTE] I had a Drow Ranger like that once. I was Ogre Magi in the same match. Drow derped around. I had to go back and forth from top to bottom. Are you me?

[QUOTE=Rarara;36285116]I had a Drow Ranger like that once. I was Ogre Magi in the same match. Drow derped around. I had to go back and forth from top to bottom. Are you me?[/QUOTE] I've played a match like that too, except the Drow was ass and we lost.

played a game with a drow that said faceless void's ult was great for pushing as in killing all the creeps in the bubble dont hit heroes just creeps dont even think about hitting heroes with it or your a bad player

we were winning, riki says "over 3000 gold " Goes for a heart.

Played with a Pugna who literally died 20 seconds after the creeps have spawned. Then we kept seeing messages like Pugna was killed by the Dire/neutral etc. By the 7th minute he already died like 6 times.

[QUOTE=Vengar;36300670]Played with a Pugna who literally died 20 seconds after the creeps have spawned. Then we kept seeing messages like Pugna was killed by the Dire/neutral etc. By the 7th minute he already died like 6 times.[/QUOTE] I die a lot as pugna, just not to neutrals.

I'm usually sympathetic to Pugnas because I play him a lot and know how difficult he is but wow, that's pretty bad.

I stacked our ancients three-fold for our Lucifer. But then our Ursa challenged them and died, with honor.

Why does it takes 2 minutes for everyone to realise that they are tearing up the shit out of our towers in the middle, while I am also signaling it. First game I try PA against people, I do horribly bad because the other team is fed as fuck, the Ursa goes apeshit and everyone dies in 5 hits, SK ressurects and people don't even try to kill it again, CK on mid getting fed without anyone countering it... Fuck sakes, if I had the right stuff I could had teared apart everyone's butthole. They weren't even that hard, they just knew how to attack as a team at the correct times. Even worse when it was a CK and a Phantom warrior (that guy with the spear that also has illusions?) we constantly had a team of 2 turn into a team of 7 + the rest that joined them. We didn't even have AoEers to nuke and slow them.

A Storm Spirit and an Apparition had fed a Phantom Assassin madly. Later on in the game, Phantom became boss mode. We had to do 5v1, and even then she always had aegis, so we had to kill her twice. (She got away all except for one time) NEEDLESS TO SAY, WE LOST.

I know Sand King is an initiator, but... is that bad if you just want the battle started, so they become closer and they don´t even notice you until is too late? I´m so tired about people wanting me to throw myself into the enmy team befor ethe batle starts, so if they see I don´t kill them all (oh, what a surprise!), my teammates just stay back until the enemies restore their health, then they die and claim me a bad initiator. Like that match were a bounty hunter kept telling me to stun an enemy the first 6 minutes of gameplay, trying to do something with his shitty early critic hits, resulting me dead several times, and level 2 while the rest were level 6. I did bad, but no more. I´m an initiator, not your babysitter or the one that always have to throw himself there to save your ass, just to DIE AND SEE HOW THE IDIOT I TRIED TO SAVE THOUGHT MY STUN WAS TO ATTACK, INSTEAD TO SAVE HIM AND DIED TOO ATTACKING AGAIN. I just only save competent player now, i´m sorry. And Pudges. Pudges are nice. Except one teammate pudge that hooked me twice while doing my epi. Frustrating to say the least

3 first time players fed a pudge, had 4.5k hp by 35 mins and single-handedly ended teamfights. wasn't such a good game.

Any people that stubbornly refuse to take any advice from other players.

Well this just topped everything I was in a game with a decent team, and a decent enemy team, 'xept for one enemy player. This clinkz. Oh my god. He wasn't even playing his first game, he had about 20 games played. He could talk perfect english yet wouldn't listen to [B]ABSOLUTY ANYONE OR ANYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING.[/B] His team told him to get early mana? He went early strength. They ask him to gank? He farms. They ask him to target a hero in a teamfight? He would simply 180° and walk away. Ask him to ward? He places [I]the entire stockpile[/I] inside the base. Ask him to TP to a tower? He would simply walk to the wrong tower. Everything he did was simply wrong. This guy must have been trolling [I]hard[/I] because noone is that stupid.

Supports who do not buy couriers, upgrade couriers. Supports who do not buy wards or place wards. Supports who do not buy sentry wards/gems. Supports who do 'carry build'. Supports that upgrade their boots first (Excluding Arcane).

Tidehunter who used his abilities exclusively to farm creeps and killsteal. Didn't use his ulti in a teamfight because he didn't have it because he used it to killsteal a minute earlier.

Tidehunter with.. Agh He explained that it decreases ulti's cooldown..

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;36325626]Supports who do not buy couriers, upgrade couriers. Supports who do not buy wards or place wards. Supports who do not buy sentry wards/gems. Supports who do 'carry build'. Supports that upgrade their boots first.[/QUOTE] supports who take ALL OF MY FUCKING FARM

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;36325626] Supports that upgrade their boots first.[/QUOTE] i dunno, i don't think this one is so terrible. if grabbing, say, Arcane Boots as soon as possible means they can use their support abilities more + can restore my mana then surely that's a very worthy thing to build towards??