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[QUOTE=Malvodion;37698849] Third match: -I random Doom, and I'm forced to solo top against tusk and Earth because our shadow demon wants to go with his buddy Obsidian destroyer. I'm glad he did though (read point 4). -OD doesn't know how to use his hero so he quits. -An axe that ragequits because he gets ganked in jungle two times, wastes his cash before leaving to leave us very little. [B][U]-Shadow Demon with carry build, says that he builds whatever he wants since it's dota[/U][/B], it doesn't matter. and also that my tits were big.. I don't know what he meant with that. -The enemy team is composed of Earth, Tusk, Pudge, Ursa and Gondar. My team feeds them to the point we can't do nothing to stop them. After OD and Axe quit Gondar switches teams with us. He feeds as much as the rest. But then.. [B][U]-Tusk leaves because "it was too easy for him, not worth his time" and Ursa goes afk because of the same thing.[/U][/B] -Gondar and Shadow demon ragequit because they are getting beaten by just pudge and earth.. -This gives me and Nevermore enough gold and items to do a counter push. And we end up winning. The host comes back way too late and insults us in english and spanish. I don't think i'll be playing it again any time soon.[/QUOTE] I fucking HATE players like this and they're in EVERY match ever. If not on your team, then on the other. It's a pretty shit community when about 1/5th of it is arrogant and probably IRL insane people. "I'm better than this, so fuck it!" "I'm better than you, so i won't dignify you with any response." it's only 1% of what makes the Moba community the purest distillation of social cancer on this planet. [editline]17th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Hobbax;37698944]some moron trolling purposely in radiant team -troll level "infinite" Anti Mage : I came here to feed. Anti Mage : say "I have a tiny penis" Anti mage : i will wait in base... after 5 min later.. Anti mage : im waiting like mofo Anti mage : if you dont say it i will feed Anti mage has buyed a courier Anti mage has buyed a courier Anti mage has buyed a courier my demons are waiting... Anti mage : SAY IT! ANTI MAGE : IM GOING TO FEEED FUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOBSSSSS Dire Victory![/QUOTE] How mentally disturbed, isolated and sad would you have to be to take your time out of your day to spend 45 minutes to do that?

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37698849]wall-o-text[/QUOTE] I never learn. I played another match. It was like a clusterfuck of horrible. I randomed Necrolyte and asked for mid, but I got forced to go top. My team with: -a lich who had no idea what he was doing. quitted around the start. -a sven who I think was together with the lich, feed along with his friend. quitted shortly after lich. -a cm who stood afk for around five-ten mins, didn't want to level her aura (as necro i would have realy used that boost of mana) until much later in the game. -and there was a lina who took mid from me, but she didn't do that bad. Enemy team with: -a skeleton king who leveled up his aura first and did horribly in lane phase. he went solo against me in top. he did better when he got some kills from bot and ganks. eventually he quitted. -an AA going "carry", spaming all with random stuff and saying how pro he was. He actually was a useless piece of crap. He quitted in the middle of the match. -and there was a clock and nature profit who made the match as long as posible. They even got rapiers. We killed them and picked them up but they had got so much gold that they just brought back and beat us. atleast it motivated them to end before it happend again. -and i can't remember who was the other guy, except that he didn't do much in the match and quitted. Why do I do this to myself.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37700436]I never learn. I played another match. It was like a clusterfuck of horrible. I randomed Necrolyte and asked for mid, but I got forced to go top. My team with: -a lich who had no idea what he was doing. quitted around the start. -a sven who I think was together with the lich, feed along with his friend. quitted shortly after lich. -a cm who stood afk for around five-ten mins, didn't want to level her aura (as necro i would have realy used that boost of mana) until much later in the game. -and there was a lina who took mid from he, but she didn't do that bad. Enemy team with: -a skeleton king who leveled up his aura first and did horribly in lane phase. he went solo against me in top. he did better when he got some kills from bot and ganks. eventually he quitted. -an AA going "carry", spaming all with random stuff and saying how pro he was. He actually was a useless piece of crap. He quitted in the middle of the match. -and there was a clock and nature profit who made the match as long as posible. They even got rapiers. We got them but they had got so much gold form the start that they just brought back and beat us. atleast it motivated them to end. -and i can't remember who was the other guy, except that he didn't do much in the match and quitted. Why do I do this to myself.[/QUOTE] This many quitters, I believe it's Low priority queue. You should just waitout whatever reason you got put there. I mean, there can't truly be that low matchmaking level, and if there is, why are you there ?

[QUOTE=Tokagero;37701071]This many quitters, I believe it's Low priority queue. You should just waitout whatever reason you got put there. I mean, there can't truly be that low matchmaking level, and if there is, why are you there ?[/QUOTE] It's WC3. The only thing that holds you back from quitting is honor and will. Most pub players in DotA lack both.

[QUOTE=Tokagero;37701071]This many quitters, I believe it's Low priority queue. You should just waitout whatever reason you got put there. I mean, there can't truly be that low matchmaking level, and if there is, why are you there ?[/QUOTE] WC3 DotA. Not DotA2. Also, why... Why did my MMR suddenly drop to "doesn't exist" My last 5 games I've been in lane with auto-attackers, had to try and deal with my easy lane being at their tower all game. And to beat that, I just randomed VS. Our husk called top, so I said I'd bot with PA after placing wards, starting going to ward top rune, he started screaming over the mic, throwing the biggest tantrum ever, and went bot with PA. We had a lycan (random pick) in the jungle, and a pudge mid. I went to help pudge with a first blood because I got an invis rune at top. He backed out behind the tower. Meanwhile, top tower is already getting attacked, so I try and stop that. Solo VS against a SK and Veno? Ahahaha. Guess how it ended. I got ganked under tower twice, pudge started roaming at lv3, QoP never got called missing, had 7 kills in 10 minutes, and I just gave up and left. I can't deal with this shit anymore. EDIT: The only good thing about this is that everyone in the game aside from me is equally retarded. I was Phantom Lancer a few games ago, random instapick. They decided to get no AoE at all. Our team fed, I had to try and out-lane AA and my own teams Sniper, because he was too stupid to harrass the AA, and thought that auto-attacking creep was better. Ended up leaving the lane at 10, ganking bot, farming bot lane, getting fat, and carrying the game 17/3. At the end of this, the 3man pre-made that thought feeding and autoattacking was amazing all asked for commends.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37701144]It's WC3. The only thing that holds you back from quitting is honor and will. Most pub players in DotA lack both.[/QUOTE] Oh. Right. Battlenet.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37697867]Unless he did it without warning and several times, it that case it's SK's.[/QUOTE] Well, naga COULD turn it off, but SK did it every single time she ulti'd, to the same result aswell.

I have someone on my friends list who I've played a few games with, invited him for some today and he invites his friend in... This guy is the single most loud moth, obnoxious little piece of shit I've ever heard. You know that stereotypical, nasally generic nerd voice? That was this kids voice and he would not shut the fuck up all game. He gave the other team shit, he gave our team shit, he gave me most of the shit and was playing the ever so challenging...Doombringer. I couldn't fucking take it. I finally ask who this faggot is... [quote]4:54 PM - xx-Brass-xx: Who is this fucking faggot and why is he so God damn loud? 5:00 PM - Э˵Ļ˶F☭ маньяк: my friend since 3rd grade whos rly good 5:00 PM - Э˵Ļ˶F☭ маньяк: although hes completely trolling you 5:00 PM - Э˵Ļ˶F☭ маньяк: lol 5:01 PM - xx-Brass-xx: Wonderful first impression.[/quote] I don't know if I'm going to keep this guy on my list.

[QUOTE=Banned?;37705383]I have someone on my friends list who I've played a few games with, invited him for some today and he invites his friend in... This guy is the single most loud moth, obnoxious little piece of shit I've ever heard. You know that stereotypical, nasally generic nerd voice? That was this kids voice and he would not shut the fuck up all game. He gave the other team shit, he gave our team shit, he gave me most of the shit and was playing the ever so challenging...Doombringer. I couldn't fucking take it. I finally ask who this faggot is... I don't know if I'm going to keep this guy on my list.[/QUOTE] Hey. Hey. Uncalled for. Doom Bringer isn't that bad.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37706124]Hey. Hey. Uncalled for. Doom Bringer isn't that bad.[/QUOTE] I think he meant that he played Doom-MiddleFinger-Bringer. What other hero can screw someone over as easily as that guy annoyed Banned? ?

1v1 is fine as long as you do it for fun. And, of course, All Pick. I played a match with a friend, three actually, 1v1 Single Draft. Really bad fucking idea. First match, I take Undying, my friend gets Clinkz. I almost won because he dropped his Rapier. Second match, I get DP, he gets Bane. You can about guess how well that went, I had to leave before I melt down. Third match, I get Slardar, he gets Pudge. Same thing happens, for him though. Bottom line is, play with friends that aren't there to win and play fair. Fuckauto-correct. Won = ein, with =siru?

[QUOTE=I am Error;37708715]1v1 is fine as long as you do it for fun. And, of course, All Pick. I played a match with a friend, three actually, 1v1 Single Draft. Really bad fucking idea. First match, I take Undying, my friend gets Clinkz. I almost won because he dropped his Rapier. Second match, I get DP, he gets Bane. You can about guess how well that went, I had to leave before I melt down. Third match, I get Slardar, he gets Pudge. Same thing happens, for him though. Bottom line is, play with friends that aren't there to win and play fair. Fuckauto-correct. Won = ein, with =siru?[/QUOTE] 1v1 isn't fair. it will never be fair.

[QUOTE=dass;37705206]Well, naga COULD turn it off, but SK did it every single time she ulti'd, to the same result aswell.[/QUOTE] the whole point of naga's ult is to set up shit like epicentre, he was not the one in the wrong here

[QUOTE=Banned?;37705383]I have someone on my friends list who I've played a few games with, invited him for some today and he invites his friend in... This guy is the single most loud moth, obnoxious little piece of shit I've ever heard. You know that stereotypical, nasally generic nerd voice? That was this kids voice and he would not shut the fuck up all game. He gave the other team shit, he gave our team shit, he gave me most of the shit and was playing the ever so challenging...Doombringer. I couldn't fucking take it. I finally ask who this faggot is... I don't know if I'm going to keep this guy on my list.[/QUOTE] Off your list. If he can't manage to play nice with his friends then he's an asocial nerd with who you should have no contact with because they only bring annoyance and despair. I've had plenty of those since I studied in an IT-school and learned who to trust and who not. [editline]18th September 2012[/editline] Unless, of course, you want to listen to his problems all day

Nothing special but lane supports that fuck up your farming when you're the carry are annoying as fuck. I keep doing shit after 15 minutes in almost every game because I couldn't get anything. And THEN I get blamed at the end for being useless...

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;37709818]Off your list. If he can't manage to play nice with his friends then he's an asocial nerd with who you should have no contact with because they only bring annoyance and despair. I've had plenty of those since I studied in an IT-school and learned who to trust and who not. [editline]18th September 2012[/editline] Unless, of course, you want to listen to his problems all day[/QUOTE] You know, it's funny because I reported him, took a few hour break, logged back in and, lo and behold!, Valve had taken action against someone I reported. Never tired of seeing that message, especially after an event like that.

This is first time i queue for matchmaking and nobody accepts i got 2/10 ready 8 people queue and goes afk?

[QUOTE=ghosevil;37709220]1v1 isn't fair. it will never be fair.[/QUOTE] It's not about the game being fair, but yeah it never will be fair. In all honesty, I told it wrong. What I meant by fair is that the guy you're playing against doesn't just go completely counter against you, or play dirty and so on. You need to have certain rules and it'll end up somewhat fun.

[QUOTE=dual elites;37709246]the whole point of naga's ult is to set up shit like epicentre, he was not the one in the wrong here[/QUOTE] Also true. Naga could have turned it off and let it fuck up the other team completely.

You know there's something wrong with both teams if you carry as Lina... That would make this the 5th time in Dota 2 alone and if i include HoN, it's closer to 20...

[QUOTE=Hobbax;37710482]This is first time i queue for matchmaking and nobody accepts i got 2/10 ready 8 people queue and goes afk?[/QUOTE] 8 People were spiritually enlightened.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37711542]You know there's something wrong with both teams if you carry as Lina... That would make this the 5th time in Dota 2 alone and if i include HoN, it's closer to 20...[/QUOTE] I carried as Shadow Shaman yesterday. Better than our Juggernaut, and almost as good as our Luna.

[QUOTE=dass;37712996]I carried as Shadow Shaman yesterday. Better than our Juggernaut, and almost as good as our Luna.[/QUOTE] I carried as witch doc once And we won, I'm not shitting

I just met two players who refused to talk English to the rest of the team. Every 5th second, there was another sentence of a language I don't understand. And when our Gondar died because they had Gem, they both started to talk english and tell him he was an idiot because they appearantly already said the enemy had a gem. I swear, whenever there's two non-english speakers on my team, we're bound to lose

It keeps happening. Match 1: All Random We get 4 melee, spectre, omni, tide, panda and enigma. The enemy gets lion, warlock, zeus, nerubian assasin and rasta. I tell them to be extra careful since we are mostly melee and they could destroy us if we fuck up on early game. They ignore me and feed zeus. -Omni who doesn't want to support and won't let me (spectre) farm. After we complain he goes afk and then leaves. -Tide who rushed battlefury, and who didn't even know what support meant (no, realy. he had no idea). -Panda goes alone and dies a lot. You can guess how this ended. Match 2: -Ally Jugg who wants to go mid when there is a rubick, a nightstalker and a necrolyte in the team and won't let anyone else. -That jugg didn't know that spinning makes you magic immune. Oh and ofcourse he feed like crazy -Ally nightstalker who got mana boots when I already had made a pair, who didn't know that his ult made nights longer. Atleast he did good after getting feed by the other team. -Enemy Lich who rushes scepter and uses his ult to harm single targets, he never manages to kill them. He does this to me (rubick) several times and I stoled his skill every time and ran away.

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;37713250]I carried as witch doc once And we won, I'm not shitting[/QUOTE] Witch doctor can be a very good carry with good farm.

>Random spectre >tell ursa to jungle >he lanes >Steals EVERY last hit he can >we win but he constantly says "hard carry" when he got a kill as ursa He thinks because he stole my last hits and killed more people it makes him a hard carry :/ Oh, and another game I actually picked spectre, saying many times " i need a babysitter" Person locks tiny and luna, my friend already picked storm spirit, and enchantress jungled Luna says shes a much harder carry than me, tiny laned with luna and skipped toss until level 8 iirc i had to solo against a sven and a bounty, scary shit I managed to deny as much as i could, but could barely get any last hits. Was depressing as fuck. I got radiance...really late and we won hard.

What a shitty match I'm having... Nightstalker had 1 point into his passive waaay beyond the first night, never ganked, and killed 2 in one full hour. Faceless void building scepter and MoM before building anything else that would have given him actual damage and missing lots of chronospheres. Lion who straight out fed in the first minutes of the game and somehow gave me shit for stunning someone who already was stunned. Dragon Knight building MoM for some reason... The other team was made of Slardar that literaly nuked the whole team at one time somehow, Chaos Knight that was like getting stomped by a mob of people, Lich and Invoker throwing his shit at us. They all got so fucking fed. But... Somehow, in the end... We won :v:

[QUOTE=dass;37717845]But... Somehow, in the end... We won :v:[/QUOTE] When a game like that ends, doesn't it feel like it's the first time you've exhaled in over an hour?

[QUOTE=Banned?;37717873]When a game like that ends, doesn't it feel like it's the first time you've exhaled in over an hour?[/QUOTE] Not when you die a lot :( And now I'm playing a match where this brazilian razor is quite literaly RAGING beyond comprehension, calling everyone noob and demanding NP sentries top for brood. Wow unbelievable. A match full of fucking scumbags. Razor with the aforementioned whining bullshit of his, and saying NP wasn't a carry Nature's prophet TPing into nothing and having only a desolator of worth at 56 mins Axe who blames the lost game on me and razor, saying I fed, the same Axe saying he was a carry because of his score Mirana who killed 2 in a whole hour, but at least she wasn't a scumbag So, lets see... I as disruptor, should have as much survivability as Axe, and also be of some use for my team, despite my soft defense and that if my team goes to shit, so do I because theres no escaping a team made of siren, luna, brood, dazzle and venomancer. I mean... Fuck, I even had more kills than mirana and Nature's prophet and just a few deaths more, with a ton of assists, but nope, its my fault they lost, despite the fact that if I wasn't there, they probably wouldn't had lasted that long.