• Stupid people you've seen in pubs!
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[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37717168]Witch doctor can be a very good carry with good farm.[/QUOTE] Anybody can be a very good carry with good farm.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;37722738]Anybody can be a very good carry with good farm.[/QUOTE] I once carried as Crystal Maiden. So yup.
I feel so bad, my entire team was russian and extreme noob the other team was really noob too, so i bought divine rapier to made the game long and know what? my entire team was feeding intentionally!!!! then i just laugh as shit when chaos knight said this "what are yo doing here? queue for international it begins 1 september"
I remember having CM stun stolen as Rubick. Went roaming Found Lina Frosbitten her She trew Laguna blade at me I laughed 1-shoted her with Laguna GG ......Ahhh.... Rubick..... I love you..... )
[QUOTE=SxRustle;37725150]I remember having CM stun stolen as Rubick. Went roaming Found Lina Frosbitten her She trew Laguna blade at me I laughed 1-shoted her with Laguna GG ......Ahhh.... Rubick..... I love you..... )[/QUOTE] Last time I stole Frostbite from CM, I think all her team ragequited. 2 very good disables + dot + fade bolt? Well shit. I keep winning games with Rubick oh my... Its just SO EASY to turn their shit against them, and I don't even die that much. I stole Omniknight's ulti, used it right at the brink of death while almost all my team was inside the enemy's chronosphere and about to die, SK ulti'd in, and their assault was completely terminated later by Bane. Holy fuck I love Rubick. Damnit I gotta stop playing him.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;37722738]Anybody can be a very good carry with good farm.[/QUOTE] Witch doctor can be built naturally as a carry though. People tend to make him hard support because he's good at it.
[QUOTE=dass;37726069]Last time I stole Frostbite from CM, I think all her team ragequited. 2 very good disables + dot + fade bolt? Well shit. I keep winning games with Rubick oh my... Its just SO EASY to turn their shit against them, and I don't even die that much. I stole Omniknight's ulti, used it right at the brink of death while almost all my team was inside the enemy's chronosphere and about to die, SK ulti'd in, and their assault was completely terminated later by Bane. Holy fuck I love Rubick. Damnit I gotta stop playing him.[/QUOTE] I used to think it was sorta suspicious how good Rubick is, but I figured out that it was because nobody were ever smart enough to counter my Spell Steal by using spells that don't benefit me right after their ults and what not. A smart Pudge player can be difficult to steal from if he just uses Rot a lot, for example.
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;37727698]I used to think it was sorta suspicious how good Rubick is, but I figured out that it was because nobody were ever smart enough to counter my Spell Steal by using spells that don't benefit me after their ults and what not. A smart Pudge player can be difficult to steal from if he just uses Rot a lot, for example.[/QUOTE] Yup. Rule of thumb is, if Tide lets you steal Ravage, he is the most awful player ever.
[QUOTE=Rarara;37727828]Yup. Rule of thumb is, if Tide lets you steal Ravage, he is the most awful player ever.[/QUOTE] or you are Dendi
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37717168]Witch doctor can be a very good carry with good farm.[/QUOTE] Almost ANY hero with good utility or stun can be a sick-ass carry with insane farm. Most people tend to object when i catch a stride and seize it. Usually, the same people tend to celebrate when i kill 3 of the other team. You can do this with anybody and it's the best solution you have if your real carry is reluctant or stupid. whenever i get on a team with ONE carry and me as a slow/stun support with heavy Burst or Attack Damage potential, i tend to spend the first 9 minutes to gauge wether i'll attempt to save the game by doing what other people tend to call a "noob build". Screw the recommended, i need to be ready to not only initiate the ganks, but also finish them alone. The team will usually involve themselves, but with a shit carry and initiator, they'll all be in and heading pool before we've killed them all. I don't know if this makes sense to you guys, but i'd rather do an unorthodox build, shit on my role and win, than adhere to some fatass idiot's MOBA honor code and lose because he won't do shit. I don't get why people have to stick to specific builds on specific heroes. I mean. I know there's a general direction (such as slow int, Lifedrain Agi and such) But shouldn't it be better to operate with focus on the teams dynamic rather than just ones own? Seriously! Who tells a Venomancer to stop ulting and spitting in team fights? What the christ?
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;37727698]I used to think it was sorta suspicious how good Rubick is, but I figured out that it was because nobody were ever smart enough to counter my Spell Steal by using spells that don't benefit me right after their ults and what not. A smart Pudge player can be difficult to steal from if he just uses Rot a lot, for example.[/QUOTE] qft I had a Pudge yesterday and I kept trying to steal his hook. Always kept on stealing rot because he would use it all the time. Same for a Zeus. I wanted to steal his ulti, but ended up stealing his lightning bolt instead, which wasn't too bad to be honest :v: And just a moment ago, had one of those hour long matches where you turn the tables in the last minutes. Huge fight broke out near roshan, juggernaut ulties, I steal his ulti, dive into the fight, use his ulti, everyone but my team dies. Just, wow.
Oh god, I'm crying! Just had a game where weaver called everyone on the Dire hackers because of A) He went invis and we could see him. B) My name was coloured C) AA Ult is maphacks D) ????? F) Prophet (As in, litterally. Furion's ult) G) I'm sure there was more, I just don't remember.} 42092394. Oh, also, our druid didn't believe in putting items on bear, and would refuse to push, prefering to farm when 4/5 were dead on other team. EDIT: I know the difference between top-right and bottem-left, I swear!
[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37732488] B) My name was coloured [/QUOTE] I felt my insides die a little bit on the inside when I read that.
[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37732488]Oh god, I'm crying! Just had a game where weaver called everyone on the Dire hackers because of A) He went invis and we could see him. B) My name was coloured C) AA Ult is maphacks D) ????? F) Prophet (As in, litterally. Furion's ult) G) I'm sure there was more, I just don't remember.} 42092394. Oh, also, our druid didn't believe in putting items on bear, and would refuse to push, prefering to farm when 4/5 were dead on other team. EDIT: I know the difference between top-right and bottem-left, I swear![/QUOTE] That reminds me of Bounty Hunters and Rikis who die because of our team having gem. -OMGWTFHOWDAHELL is their 1st reaction -YOUALLAREHACKERSBITCHES is their 2nd reaction (while being killed multiple times 1st and 2nd reactions repeat untill further notice) Sadly, -ohyouhavegemokthen is only their 27th reaction. Makes me cry every time....
[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37732488]Oh god, I'm crying! Just had a game where weaver called everyone on the Dire hackers because of A) He went invis and we could see him. B) My name was coloured C) AA Ult is maphacks D) ????? F) Prophet (As in, litterally. Furion's ult) G) I'm sure there was more, I just don't remember.} 42092394. Oh, also, our druid didn't believe in putting items on bear, and would refuse to push, prefering to farm when 4/5 were dead on other team. EDIT: I know the difference between top-right and bottem-left, I swear![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]AA Ult is maphacks[/QUOTE] This reminds me when i was clockwerk and use rocket on somebody with very low hp and said "lol not amazing because i was low hp when you killed me" "soon you going to notice that clockwerk suck ass"
This thread will surely have a great influx when meepo gets officially released.
[QUOTE=NoName-;37737264]This thread will surely have a great influx when meepo gets officially released.[/QUOTE] I have a friend who says Meepo is the worst hero addition, a lot worse than Meepo. I think hes high 24/7 since he says it consistently.
phantom assassin built euls and said its good tiny never put a point in his toss until level 8 because "it cost too much mana" and maxed out his passive before his toss
A WD who put no points in his heal, the entire game. "Heal isn't good enough and wastes mana, buy potions you are carry" MY FUCKING HEART HNNNNNNNNNNG
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;37739503]A WD who put no points in his heal, the entire game. "Heal isn't good enough and wastes mana, buy potions you are carry" MY FUCKING HEART HNNNNNNNNNNG[/QUOTE] similar: my friend spectated a game with a weaver who put 0 points into time lapse all game
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[QUOTE=MendozaMan;37739503]A WD who put no points in his heal, the entire game. "Heal isn't good enough and wastes mana, buy potions you are carry" MY FUCKING HEART HNNNNNNNNNNG[/QUOTE] I don't put points into heal 'till 12. But I usually also solo-suicide lane.
[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37740134]I don't put points into heal 'till 12. But I usually also solo-suicide lane.[/QUOTE] Are you a monster?
[QUOTE=Rarara;37740221]Are you a monster?[/QUOTE] No, just moderately skilled in low matchmaking. People don't know what Maledict does, and then wonder why they're taking ticks of 300 damage. Makes me so happy.
Just played with some redneck Lich who thought he was a carry, took every last hit, and bought back in 7 minutes in great guy
Lost the game to a Viper who acted like he was the very best. He insisted that we were all noobs and that he wouldn't speak to us (to noobs) while speaking completely broken english. He was such an arrogant bastard, and to match it all off, he was the worst player on Dire. With Viper. Who the fuck can't carry with Viper? Worse than him, only faceless void, but comparing both heroes is pretty stupid since Viper can start eating people alive from the start and void can barely tank anything at all. Heck, I almost killed him 1on1 with Nyx. He had to go invisible and run away with maybe less than 100 hp, and I just didn't kill him because I was too slow with mana burn.
I once had a jungle Death Prophet. Urgh.
It sounds very funny when a russian try to insult you and he makes an epic fail Magina : SHUT UPS Magina : I FUC UR MON
[QUOTE=Hobbax;37745765]makes an epic fail[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Hobbax;37745765]It sounds very funny when a russian try to insult you and he makes an epic fail Magina : SHUT UPS Magina : I FUC UR MON[/QUOTE] I never understood that "I fucked your mom" stuff. It's the most childish, stupid and even baseless thing to say. Hell, what if someone's mom is ugly as fuck?
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