Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

My friend went refresher on axe, so he could use his ulti twice in a teamfight. Then I told him about aghanims.

There's almost no Meepo picks or cheap Lycan, Ursa, Bounty, or Riki picks in my bracket. However, there are a lot of Russians that flock to US East despite them having their own servers. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;37771551]There's almost no Meepo picks or cheap Lycan, Ursa, Bounty, or Riki picks in my bracket. However, there are a lot of Russians that flock to US East despite them having their own servers. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Oh really, Russians are the worst players and persons in DotA 2 community Russian have their own server, though they play on Europe, ruining the game for me Now that i play on US, and life is good, they start flowing into US Karma or God trolling? Anyone else up for a petition so Valve would [B]ban[/B] [I]russian[/I] ips from [B]all[/B] other servers but their own?

[QUOTE=SxRustle;37771799]Oh really, Russians are the worst players and persons in DotA 2 community Russian have their own server, though they play on Europe, ruining the game for me Now that i play on US, and life is good, they start flowing into US Karma or God trolling? Anyone else up for a petition so Valve would [B]ban[/B] [I]russian[/I] ips from [B]all[/B] other servers but their own?[/QUOTE] Nice poetry, were you inspired by any Russian poets perhaps?

huskars, spirit breakers, meepos i hate all of them

[QUOTE=SxRustle;37771799]Oh really, Russians are the worst players and persons in DotA 2 community Russian have their own server, though they play on Europe, ruining the game for me Now that i play on US, and life is good, they start flowing into US Karma or God trolling? Anyone else up for a petition so Valve would [B]ban[/B] [I]russian[/I] ips from [B]all[/B] other servers but their own?[/QUOTE] what the fuck? Sure some russians play horribly, but no need to ban them from all servers but theirs. I have russian friends, and we play on US east.

[QUOTE=Suttles;37772237]what the fuck? Sure some russians play horribly, but no need to ban them from all servers but theirs. I have russian friends, and we play on US east.[/QUOTE] i dont want people speaking their monkey languages on usa servers. if you dont speak english get the fuck out your friend might be one of the few civilized ruskies, if he speaks english then he is probably pretty cool

[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37772261]i dont want people speaking their monkey languages on usa servers. if you dont speak english get the fuck out your friend might be one of the few civilized ruskies, if he speaks english then he is probably pretty cool[/QUOTE] he speaks english just fine

[QUOTE=Suttles;37772237]what the fuck? Sure some russians play horribly, but no need to ban them from all servers but theirs. I have russian friends, and we play on US east.[/QUOTE] Jeez guys, i wasnt serious... (forgot to put a smile) I do have russan friends on my own.... But still, da hell are they doing on US :/ I suppose they got tired of themselves, like, you know "mid or feed" and stuff..... 4 carries and 1 semi-carry.... same picks every match.... usuall stuff... )

What I imagine every russian dota player to be like: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBTYVIhZXA[/media]

[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37772261]i dont want people speaking their monkey languages on usa servers. if you dont speak english get the fuck out your friend might be one of the few civilized ruskies, if he speaks english then he is probably pretty cool[/QUOTE] or maybe you could learn a little bit of russian perhaps???? it's not like you're writing a fucking essay, just go throw "ganking mid in 15 seconds" into google translate and you'll be fine

[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37772261]i dont want people speaking their monkey languages on usa servers. if you dont speak english get the fuck out your friend might be one of the few civilized ruskies, if he speaks english then he is probably pretty cool[/QUOTE] I have to agree with this. The problem is not that they are not from USA, it's that they refuse to speak english. It's an english speaking server, you are supposed to speak english. Why is this so hard to understand for some. I'd actually like to know this. Do they know but don't care or their minds can't quite grasp Basic Logic. [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=dual elites;37772723]or maybe you could learn a little bit of russian perhaps???? it's not like you're writing a fucking essay, just go throw "ganking mid in 15 seconds" into google translate and you'll be fine[/QUOTE] Again, English speaking server, speak english. You shouldn't have to learn other language to play in a server that is Not supposed to speak it. My language is Spanish but I speak in english while playing.

Force russians into their own server. Its the only way. No excuse in this.

Region locks are terrible

[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37772261]i dont want people speaking their monkey languages on usa servers. if you dont speak english get the fuck out your friend might be one of the few civilized ruskies, if he speaks english then he is probably pretty cool[/QUOTE] I dont give a shit what language they use as long as they don't feed like fools- We all share the universal language of pings.

just had a RU QOP and RU lycan both had the same clan tag qop maxed out W and Q and kept E at level 1 she missed every sonic wave she never blinked out of trouble she blinked when it was just one person she never called mia she yelled on mic in russian at us she'd go balls deep and blame Lycan picked lycan even tho i said I'm going bounty, and I don't want them to possibly counterpick you. He blocked himself with his wolves so many times. Bounty got first blood on him.

I say I'm going BH because fuckall. 2 people pick carries. I ask the last 2 to go support or something. Venomancer, Luna. Venomancer says I'm pathetic for asking people to go support after choosing a carry. Venomancer thinks hes a carry Venomancer takes all last hits in laning phase. Venomancer killsteals all my attempts to get extra gold. Venomancer lets me die 3 times. Venomancers only response is "fuck off" Venomancer is super aggressive and keeps getting himself killed Venomancer levels stats over wards Beastmaster: gg wp venomancer Beastmaster: BH why you no bfury at 30 min

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;37774013]From now on, I'll only speak Finnish in Dota. Russians can do it, so can I. Joten haistakaa paska.[/QUOTE] Olen ihan samaa mieltä. HOW'S THAT FEEL, RUSSIANS?

[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;37773905]Region locks are terrible[/QUOTE] Region locks should never happen, but I think there's a way to make Language locks working. [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] Like, you can only be matched with/against people that speaks the same language(s) as you.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37774428]Region locks should never happen, but I think there's a way to make Language locks working. [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] Like, you can only be matched with/against people that speaks the same language(s) as you.[/QUOTE] So everyone would be matched with everyone because English. Nice system.

[QUOTE=Rarara;37774646]So everyone would be matched with everyone because English. Nice system.[/QUOTE] Congratulations on not getting the point. The point is to keep the actual system as the same but only exclude people not speaking english so they can be matched with people speaking their language, so they can understand their teammates, and we can understand ours. Everybody wins.

I had some angry kid go crazy on the mic. You have heard nasaly angry people before, but I mean this person was having a stress attack or something, never have I had anyone go that fucking crazy over the mic. He kept talking in all chat trying to get the other team to agree with him, but they just shut him down and told him he was a scrub. Then I started playing Hank Hill clips and he thought it was me so he started arguing with Hank Hill talking about being a propane salesmen.

i got a game last night with a faceless void that went for mask immediately. after he got that he darted our jungle and sat there for 30 min jungling for butterfly. he hops out and uses chrono sphere at the worst times possible in battles, getting some of us stuck in it while the enemy nature's prophet hits us peacefully. Or just put us in sphere to get away killing most of the team but him. Then he goes back to jungle more for mjollnir. the whole time i was asking him to help instead of jungle and hes like, just a little more gold. then we make a final push and win it. our SS had more kills than him and was more leveled. Also in that game there was a sniper that never leveled headshot or shrapnel.

[QUOTE=Necro'lic;37772261]i dont want people speaking their monkey languages on usa servers. if you dont speak english get the fuck out your friend might be one of the few civilized ruskies, if he speaks english then he is probably pretty cool[/QUOTE] That was so redneck hick it literally broke my face.

[QUOTE=CLungcancer;37772697]What I imagine every russian dota player to be like: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBTYVIhZXA[/media][/QUOTE] Replace the male faces with riki's and the female with DP and it would be perfect.

When did it go from "Lol gg scrubs i pick lycan" to "Lol gg scrubs i pick venomoncer"

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37775872]When did it go from "Lol gg scrubs i pick lycan" to "Lol gg scrubs i pick venomoncer"[/QUOTE] After he became capable of murdering the entire opposite team with two buttons.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37776634]After he became capable of murdering the entire opposite team with two buttons.[/QUOTE] Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I can't see Veno being anything more then a support character unless he has extreme farm.

A while back me and a few mates played a game and we got one Russian guy on our team. He then starts playing really bad low quality music though his mic and sometimes singing along (best bits were dubstep ones where it just started shouting duh duh duh hhheeeenn weee woo). He then then starts pep talking us all. Says things like "I know guys, it's the first blood! It's very stressful time. You know every body wants to get the first blood and we get all stressed ect". He seems a bit odd but really nice. We start doing well he's playing pudge not very well but he's allowing me to net a few kills. late game he hooks a luna who kills him fairly quickly. Mic goes silent for the first time the entire game...2-3 minutes later....AHHHHH!! FUUUU! Massive unrecognizable screams. You can hear him smashing everything up, banging the keyboard against the table ect. Goes quite again....Mic slowly fades in again and you can hear his quietly sobbing.... gradually gets louder. People ask if he's okay but he doesn't say anything. He goes afk rest of the game. We lose. Everyone is quitting and all we hear is him wailing "I can't even quit". We all left the game. Not sure what happened after. TL;DR: Weird russian guy is really friendly then flips out and cries.

I just saw a fucking mid Pudge, Who blamed me for not asking for ganks ............. :| Nuff said