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[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37777272]Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I can't see Veno being anything more then a support character unless he has extreme farm.[/QUOTE] Venomancer equals piss easy kills early on if your lane partner isn't a braindead retard. The Venomancer then thinks hes hot shit because he can kill people at level 1 - 6 easily, and proceeds to steal all the kills and think his pro skills will carry on throughout the game. Then somewhere around level 11 he dies over and over trying to kill people super aggresively.

Our Pudge just had a meltdown 7 minutes into the game. Some dude picks Sniper and he has a cry saying GG. Then around 7 mins in he comes for a gank down bot, I am Tree. I finish the dude off with seed and a whack while Pudge is rotting him. "GG KS", he runs right into the enemy tower and does so another 5 times. Must have been having a bad night.

I had a weaver who stayed on the enemy base after the rest of the team died, despite the enemy having a gem he went invis, and instead of runing away, he decided to autoattack and get killed Someone asks why he did that "To push"

Single draft. I have 3 carries. Tell my team to not pick 4 carries, They pick 3 carries and bat rider. I ask to lane with batman. Kunkka follows me and doesn't leave. batman goes bot. Kunkka misses easy first blood and makes me die. Kunkka steals all last hits ever. I go to jungle for the hard camp only, Kunkka follows me, steals all my last hits again. (He literally stood there doing nothing, then attacks when they are at 1 hp.) Dragon Knight with perfect farm lane has less gold than me and my 7 deaths. Enemy thinks their hot shit. BH drops rapier. I pick up. I kill Roshan for aegis. I farm some (If it weren't for Kunkka I'd be at their ancient by now.) I buy a hyperstone. I die because they have 5 stuns, Disruptor and BH is still extremely fed without rapier. BH thinks hes hot shit again. We lose. Kunkka was russian. I'm Skeleton King FYI.

I was playing my first game as pudge and there was a tinker who would constantly attack mid tower after I'd killed him over and over and over, and failed hardcore at denying. About 40 minutes in when they were down all but their tier 3 towers, he finally finished his BoT's. Went 17/4/9 that game, Pudge is fucking fun.

I played as Doom Bringer, and I thought I'd get a nice solo lane since we had Ursa. Hahaha. That's wishful thinking for me. Ursa rushed bottom, constantly made sure to steal every last hit all while never jungling and never buying anything aside from boots and a wand. He got vlads at the 30 minute mark. Guess who won that match? I'll give you a hint. Not us.

Myself playing wisp. I fucked up the whole team , sorry maruhai! I can play chen for the first time, come out of jungle with 2 centaurs, and get 2 kills....but I can't even do half decent at wisp.

[QUOTE=Suttles;37786430]Myself playing wisp. I fucked up the whole team , sorry maruhai! I can play chen for the first time, come out of jungle with 2 centaurs, and get 2 kills....but I can't even do half decent at wisp.[/QUOTE] I still don't get how you're a fucking micro beast at Chen but when you play Wisp you have a hard time pressing on the Tether hotkey.

[QUOTE=Suttles;37786430]Myself playing wisp. I fucked up the whole team , sorry maruhai! I can play chen for the first time, come out of jungle with 2 centaurs, and get 2 kills....but I can't even do half decent at wisp.[/QUOTE] Get on my chen level please. On topic Single draft, i get Ursa, Witch Doctor and Alchemist ( Bad picks if i can say) I get ursa since there wasnt a jungler, we already had a support, a solo lane and 2 carries. While im going jungle i find our Skeleton King shouting something in russian and then going jungle. He stole all of my bloody xp, didnt help at all the team and kill stealed viper's kills. We ended up winning just because the other team had 2 bad players in it. Just another day in the zone i guess.

[QUOTE=Suttles;37786430]Myself playing wisp. I fucked up the whole team , sorry maruhai! I can play chen for the first time, come out of jungle with 2 centaurs, and get 2 kills....but I can't even do half decent at wisp.[/QUOTE] I got Wisp, for not paying any attention, at random draft. First time ever. Yeah, I blame that match on me, completely my fault and I felt like a huge dick :(

[QUOTE=I am Error;37787083]I got Wisp, for not paying any attention, at random draft. First time ever. Yeah, I blame that match on me, completely my fault and I felt like a huge dick :([/QUOTE] i tried doing the infinite ward thing with a creep i failed thrice sdadsada

..Wards of infinity?

[QUOTE=ghosevil;37789577]..Wards of infinity?[/QUOTE] you can TP a creep with Wisp to cliffs and stuff, they will stay there forever unless someone from the other team wards that spot and finds it

[QUOTE=NoName-;37790003]you can TP a creep with Wisp to cliffs and stuff, they will stay there forever unless someone from the other team wards that spot and finds it[/QUOTE] brilliant wait, wouldn't anyone passing by just see it and kill it?

[QUOTE=Chaplin;37790115]brilliant wait, wouldn't anyone passing by just see it and kill it?[/QUOTE] Only if they had sight on the cliffs. Use melee creep, not ranged.

[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37790579]Only if they had sight on the cliffs. Use melee creep, not ranged.[/QUOTE] Make sure you tp up[ there to give him food and water. Being that high up is scary to a creep.

[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37791315]Wut. Infinite wards actually works??? I think they will probably place their own ward up there though so ward the jungle's ward spot only :D[/QUOTE] when all T2 are down people hardly ward their own jungle, they think they need to save up money for better items, but wards wins games, they can turn around everything

[QUOTE=NoName-;37790003]you can TP a creep with Wisp to cliffs and stuff, they will stay there forever unless someone from the other team wards that spot and finds it[/QUOTE] Trap shitload of creeps in forest Farm Cut down forest ??? Push of doom

It's not possible to relocate creeps anymore.

Why do bad people mostly pick sniper? One was fine in the beginning, getting one kill. Then he did nothing all game. He pushed a lane constantly, lvling his qwe skills and never his r. I check on him at the 30 min mark, he only had one tango and magic wand with 4,500+ gold. I tell him to buy something god damn. He dies and buys power treads at 40 min. He kept them at strength too. In the end he went 1/18 with power treads on strength, magic wand, and 4,000 gold.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;37795065]Why do bad people mostly pick sniper? One was fine in the beginning, getting one kill. Then he did nothing all game. He pushed a lane constantly, lvling his qwe skills and never his r. I check on him at the 30 min mark, he only had one tango and magic wand with 4,500+ gold. I tell him to buy something god damn. He dies and buys power treads at 40 min. He kept them at strength too. In the end he went 1/18 with power treads on strength, magic wand, and 4,000 gold.[/QUOTE] I have had dumb people tell new people that sniper is an easy hero. He's not.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37795739]I have had dumb people tell new people that sniper is an easy hero. He's not.[/QUOTE] He's not in the fact that it requires farm, but my first hero was sniper and I didn't do bad :l

I went 0-16 with Shadow Demon, a hero that I never play, and we still won, but obviously our Slardar used his chance to let some pressure out and call someone shit because he thinks he's so pro. [editline]25th September 2012[/editline] Shadow Demon is just so nice and I enjoy the hero very much yeah nope.

[QUOTE=Suttles;37788910]i tried doing the infinite ward thing with a creep i failed thrice sdadsada[/QUOTE] NOBODY KNEW THE SECRET WAT STRATEGY ON FACEPUNCH. YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL IT.

morphling morph all into agility... at level 6 i was literally one shoting him with sniper ultimate, it was sad

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37796366]NOBODY KNEW THE SECRET WAT STRATEGY ON FACEPUNCH. YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL IT.[/QUOTE] It doesn't work anymore and its an obvious thing to do.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37796366]NOBODY KNEW THE SECRET WAT STRATEGY ON FACEPUNCH. YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL IT.[/QUOTE] that's literally the very first thing most people thought of when they saw relocate i know like eight people in lljk chat who all tried it out seperately

You two earn a cookie for both missing the obvious irony.

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;37796233]I went 0-16 with Shadow Demon, a hero that I never play, and we still won, but obviously our Slardar used his chance to let some pressure out and call someone shit because he thinks he's so pro. [editline]25th September 2012[/editline] Shadow Demon is just so nice and I enjoy the hero very much yeah nope.[/QUOTE] He can farm easily, can counter push, flat 50% damage increase, and shadow poison can really fuck the squishy heroes up if they don't pay attention.

[QUOTE=I am Error;37796175]He's not in the fact that it requires farm, but my first hero was sniper and I didn't do bad :l[/QUOTE] No escape mechanism, dies if the wind blows past him too hard.