[QUOTE=ghosevil;37797034]He can farm easily, can counter push, flat 50% damage increase, and shadow poison can really fuck the squishy heroes up if they don't pay attention.[/QUOTE]
Yeah he has all those cool spells and shit but my farm was mostly just brown boots and magic wand at about.. 25minutes.
[QUOTE=dual elites;37796844]that's literally the very first thing most people thought of when they saw relocate
i know like eight people in lljk chat who all tried it out seperately[/QUOTE]
I must be weird, but the first thing that I tried was to teleport an ally to the enemy fountain.
I just met 3 complete idiots.
Rubick: I'm about to gank top, get ready
Me (AM): wait
*creep wave comes to distract tower*
*start attack on PA with less than half hp*
Ended up dyinh half way and tide managed to ran away without dying.
Rubick: idiot! why did you go?
Me: what the fuck rubick, why didn't you do anything at all?
Rubick was 5 feet away from us, and did absolutely nothing to help.
This was just the beggining of a fucking awful match. It always happens when I random AM, extra gold to the toilet.
I have no idea what kind of idiots these guys were.
Rubick wouldn't do shit, thats right, wouldn't, not couldn't, wouldn't. He wouldn't use his fucking fade bolt, and in a whole 30 min game, I only saw him use his spells maybe 5 times.
We get ganked by Pudge, he doesn't calls ss. Pudge pulls me into the woods, I blink away, but for some reason, rot killed me while I was far far away from him.
Rubick, tide and dragon knight proceed to call me a feeder because I don't participate in team fights and because I died too much.
So lets see...
Even though our initiation was complete shit and non existant, they wanted me to literaly give them +1 kill.
They expected me, an AM at Lv9 to double team their whole tea...
fuck this, they were complete fucking tools.
Who the fuck expects an anti mage at lv.9 with treads and wand to even kill a Pudge?
They were idiots enough to go one by one into a 5 man gank team. I blinked away out of it because there was no way in hell that we'd have a chance with the huge fucking idiots we had, and they called me feeder noob.
Its fucking stupid. Not even after Pudge explained to them that I can't do anything without farm did rubick understand that he's ready for a fight much faster and much easier than me.
I can't understand where does so much idiocy come from.
"why you no help me? that it, if you dont help me i no play, you go 4 vs 5"
-Sprit Breaker on us not helping him jungle
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37802295]dass, the way Blink is calculated is that your "position" is technically still there until the complete animation is done. And lag probably helped you die to rot too.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah it was most likely lag. I did do the full animation, but a split second after, I still died, even though the animation was over and I out of harms way.
Game was laggy for everyone at start aswell.
I also don't know what happened today, I had a lot of shit games. Not others fault, just mine, seeing by the fact that I had a pretty bad performance with rubick and thats actually rare from me.
Bounty hunter constantly killed me. I can safely say I fed him myself (unintentionaly)
We still won, but I felt bad with my horrible performance. At least my team was extremely friendly.
Fuck my entery existance
I quequed with 3 friends, other guys pick death prophet and razor, we dominated early game (warded the entery jungle, got their tier 2 at 11 mins etc) then everything starts to fall apart, because the retard who picked razor refused to push, the game could have finished at 30 mins at most, but nope, every time our leshrac got everyone together to push this one retard had to open his fucking mouth and disband everything
Fucking hell, he wanted to turtle after tide wasted his ravage
Why do I even try?
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37803442]I had the BEST enemy team ever. When I paused to take a dump. I came back and it was STILL paused oh my god. Friendliest enemy team ever. 1/10 times you will find jewels like them. Contrary to what we make of the community there are alot of friendly people :)[/QUOTE]
You must have been blessed by the gods that day or some shit
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37803442]I had the BEST enemy team ever. When I paused to take a dump. I came back and it was STILL paused oh my god. Friendliest enemy team ever. 1/10 times you will find jewels like them. Contrary to what we make of the community there are alot of friendly people :)[/QUOTE]
I find it funny that most of the time when I play people say this to me.
I also get to say it to a lot of people, don't know why I'm so speshul
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37803442]I had the BEST enemy team ever. When I paused to take a dump. I came back and it was STILL paused oh my god. Friendliest enemy team ever. 1/10 times you will find jewels like them. Contrary to what we make of the community there are alot of friendly people :)[/QUOTE]
If only everyone was like that... Their voices even sounded like they were awesome bros. They always gave advice on how to not wander around with BH on the loose and never ever got mad whenever I died.
Better than people who act like huge pros.
A day before, this guy who apparently ends up in my team quite a few times got "mad" for someone picking meepo for him. He picked ES and went top, I picked rubick.
He was in a talking mood, and I died to whoever was mid, giving them first blood.
That guy immediately goes "gj" on team chat, being a bit passive aggressive.
In the end, I was 7-6, he was 2-11.
Why do people have to be assholes? It's only a game, and people expect others to play as well as pros in the International 2, giving no thought to the limits of each person's heroes and how they could be better set or have more useful spells in the lane or even in the whole game.
I cant stand it when the game is paused and a person constantly tries to unpause it. one guy kept trying to and i was like, you can wait. he said "i cant wait, i got to leave soon". i asked why he was playing dota if he had to go and he bitched at me for it. mid game he left for dying too much.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37807830]I cant stand it when the game is paused and a person constantly tries to unpause it. one guy kept trying to and i was like, you can wait. he said "i cant wait, i got to leave soon". i asked why he was playing dota if he had to go and he bitched at me for it. mid game he left for dying too much.[/QUOTE]
Well sometimes people are in a bit of a hurry where a +60min game would not suit them, or long pause-breaks.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;37808039]Well sometimes people are in a bit of a hurry where a +60min game would not suit them, or long pause-breaks.[/QUOTE]
it was the start of the game. like first 10 seconds it was paused for a player on the other team to restart dota.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;37808039]Well sometimes people are in a bit of a hurry where a +60min game would not suit them, or long pause-breaks.[/QUOTE]
You just Don't play this kind of games when you are in a hurry. A game can last 15 minutes or 2 hours, there is no way to know.
This skeleton king
He spent most of the match being a smug asshole after every kill
my team finally kills him, twice, then we proceed to make fun of him (yes I know it's bad to get on their level, etc) and he goes "calm down dude"
:v:
[QUOTE=Malvodion;37810479]You just Don't play this kind of games when you are in a hurry. A game can last 15 minutes or 2 hours, there is no way to know.[/QUOTE]
Yep that's the general idea.
[editline]27th September 2012[/editline]
Although games do last about 40minutes on average. No one likes it when games draw out.
Just had a kunkka feed first blood by missing his torrent, then walking all the way to the enemy tier 2 tower. The only thing he said was "noob" and then he and 2 others instantly left. I still don't know what the hell was going on that game.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;37812632]Yep that's the general idea. [editline]27th September 2012[/editline] Although games do last about 40minutes on average. No one likes it when games draw out.[/QUOTE] Pub-games usually turn into hour long carry wars.. It's quite a pain.
Best nature's prophet ever.
Says he's gonna jungle, gets mad at me for going with ns bot saying he'll jungle only after level 3, goes into jungle after 3, NEVER helps bot lane with 2 very easy kills, spends whole time farming.
I looked at his inventory...
He had boots of travel among the normal stuff...
Also, very rude little shit.
Edit: 2 more rude american little shits.
Apparition and Lanaya, calling us faggets and raped.
Apparently, Tiny is just as easy as playing TA.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/44035030[/url]
Sigh, kids...
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/44046614[/url]
the tinker
he sold all his shit but
he skipped boots of travel and soul ring, and just bought a force staff
and fed
dasdas
FUCKING CUNT!
Fucking wisp in our game TP'd me to the top-left corner of the map and killed the courier.
I got an abandon because I couldn't get down/out.
I'll edit in the match ID once I get it, please report him.
Edit: [url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/44051163[/url]
For the love of Gaben, please report the Wisp.
Also, thankfully I'm not in Low Prio.
[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37814854]FUCKING CUNT!
Fucking wisp in our game TP'd me to the top-left corner of the map and killed the courier.
I got an abandon because I couldn't get down/out.
I'll edit in the match ID once I get it, please report him.[/quote]
im honestly amazed wisp isnt used to grief as much as i thought it would be
[QUOTE=Suttles;37814897]im honestly amazed wisp isnt used to grief as much as i thought it would be[/QUOTE]
-force people to switch lanes
-TP people to spots they can't get out of
-create a huge fucking stack of ranged creeps in the inaccessible platform in the river, making them actually do damage
-teleport near death people at the fountain back to the front lines
-find someone trying to solo roshan and TP them
you can be a dick with wisp in so many ways
-disable help from him to nullify all of that
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;37815049]-disable help from him to nullify all of that[/QUOTE]
you can do that? I have much to learn
[QUOTE=Chaplin;37815092]you can do that? I have much to learn[/QUOTE]
p sure its this thing
[img]http://puu.sh/190a5[/img]
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;37815128]p sure its this thing
[img]http://puu.sh/190a5[/img][/QUOTE]
Yes, but that only works if you aren't the first person he grabs and TP's to the corner of the map.
I was Tide, we're an amazing engage combo, so I didn' think anything of him porting me, 'till it was too late.
Dumb meepo who said "which is original meepo" and then started sending each one out to feed so he could find out which was the real one, then when he found out when one meepo dies all meepoes die, so he ragequit.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/44071741[/url]
this bh didn't know how to play bh but i carried the game no problemo.
[QUOTE=wug;37816506]Dumb meepo who said "which is original meepo" and then started sending each one out to feed so he could find out which was the real one, then when he found out when one meepo dies all meepoes die, so he ragequit.[/QUOTE]
Tbh i did the same (meaning sending clones to die) because the description isnt really accurate. It should be meepo and his clones die, not all of them die when the subject before seems to be clones.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37816770]Tbh i did the same (meaning sending clones to die) because the description isnt really accurate. It should be meepo and his clones die, not all of them die when the subject before seems to be clones.[/QUOTE]
It should just say, if one meepo dies they all die.
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