[QUOTE=wug;37816506]Dumb meepo who said "which is original meepo" and then started sending each one out to feed so he could find out which was the real one, then when he found out when one meepo dies all meepoes die, so he ragequit.[/QUOTE]
Game yesterday
"hey guys! first time meepo here :D"
"oh my god, we are doomed"
"oh cmon guys don't be like that"
2-12
Same game where we had 2 douchebags thinking they were special for winning with Lanaya calling us faggets and raped.
Same idiots proceeded to lose 2 games after that and do worse than average the game after those, and just play pubstompers.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;37818761]Fucking hate it when people never gank junglers, they just get shitloads of farm and come out all 'I have finished farming' and kill your whole team. Even if I spam the chat with "gank the fucking lifestealer or we lose", nothing.
I'm just going to start maining Quota Furion, fuck this game and fuck the community.[/QUOTE]
So what's the 'quota' for Furion? 200cs in 10min?
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;37819246]So what's the 'quota' for Furion? 200cs in 10min?[/QUOTE]
700 gpm.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;37818761]Fucking hate it when people never gank junglers, they just get shitloads of farm and come out all 'I have finished farming' and kill your whole team. Even if I spam the chat with "gank the fucking lifestealer or we lose", nothing.
I'm just going to start maining Quota Furion, fuck this game and fuck the community.[/QUOTE]
Just wait until it's released. Hoo hoo boy.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37819340]700 gpm.[/QUOTE]
And what does that mean in practice? How fast are you supposed to get Hand of Midas up and running? Also just spam Ult whenever you can to steal all the gold from your team?
I remember having 720gpm as Gondar once. With Furion, I'm not even sure.. With Basilius ring and treants, farming the jungle at start seems so shitty and slow.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;37818761]Fucking hate it when people never gank junglers, they just get shitloads of farm and come out all 'I have finished farming' and kill your whole team. Even if I spam the chat with "gank the fucking lifestealer or we lose", nothing.
I'm just going to start maining Quota Furion, fuck this game and fuck the community.[/QUOTE]
It's worse when you waste your initial money on blocking four camps, and yet your team not taking advantage of this and killing that guy who is probably low on HP after trying to kill the large camp
and then dying to that underfarmed prophet
[QUOTE=Neobdragon;37820002]Hand of midas before 10. 15 mins max.
Desolator around 30 min mark to rape people.[/QUOTE]
Last call for Hand of Midas is considered to be 8 minutes.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;37818761]Fucking hate it when people never gank junglers, they just get shitloads of farm and come out all 'I have finished farming' and kill your whole team. Even if I spam the chat with "gank the fucking lifestealer or we lose", nothing.
I'm just going to start maining Quota Furion, fuck this game and fuck the community.[/QUOTE]
this
this
this
I told tinker to go gank life stealer, he just walked in and died
no boots of travel, no soul ring, dsfsdfsd
Ogre magi feeds, keeps jumping 1 vs 5 and says he's a carry
DK sits on top with another two people for several minutes, when the other lanes are free farm
Riki keeps calling me a retard for wanting to push as keeper
Then at the end of the game rubick asks if he should get rax, we say yes, then the enemy team wipes us at our base, everyone is dead, when i respawn i teleport there and try to push a bit more, then i get blamed because I didn't teleport rubick back to our base
I have never been this fucking mad
First, rubick didn't say a word about being teleported
Second, Four enemies were alive, and at our base, apparently his master plan was to fight a farmed naga, farmed bounty hunter, puck with linkens and a lion
Yes I know that rubick can do insane stuff, but everyone else was dead and he would have gotten killed anyways
worse of all, rubick is my friend and kept going on how i was wrong and ruined everything
May as well go void, feed and trap everyone in chrono if I want to be blamed
I've been queueing up with a friend who got the game 3 days ago, to help him get used to it and everything
we get put into these super low queues, which is fine because I get to practice heroes I don't normally play
anyway, this last game we got put with a bloodseeker on the other team, he had like 30 games so he was obviously doing better than everyone else in there.
dude just got easy kills (Bloodseeker on low queue), then bragged after. the game lasted about 65 mins, they won.
HE ASKS US TO COMMEND HIM GODDAMN, THAT PISSED ME OFF
[QUOTE=Chaplin;37826209]I've been queueing up with a friend who got the game 3 days ago, to help him get used to it and everything
we get put into these super low queues, which is fine because I get to practice heroes I don't normally play
anyway, this last game we got put with a bloodseeker on the other team, he had like 30 games so he was obviously doing better than everyone else in there.
dude just got easy kills (Bloodseeker on low queue), then bragged after. the game lasted about 65 mins, they won.
HE ASKS US TO COMMEND HIM GODDAMN, THAT PISSED ME OFF[/QUOTE]
Gee, commending is about pure skills and the ability to properly carry a game.
What are you going to use commend for, promoted good behaviour toward other players?!?
[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;37826332]Gee, commending is about pure skills and the ability to properly carry a game.
What are you going to use commend for, promoted good behaviour toward other players?!?[/QUOTE]
I dunno, not being a dick for one
I had an Ursa that died 3 times against roshan.
[QUOTE=Chaplin;37826209]I've been queueing up with a friend who got the game 3 days ago, to help him get used to it and everything
we get put into these super low queues, which is fine because I get to practice heroes I don't normally play
anyway, this last game we got put with a bloodseeker on the other team, he had like 30 games so he was obviously doing better than everyone else in there.
dude just got easy kills (Bloodseeker on low queue), then bragged after. the game lasted about 65 mins, they won.
HE ASKS US TO COMMEND HIM GODDAMN, THAT PISSED ME OFF[/QUOTE]
The game is very good, solid and fun
but sometimes
[h2]FUCK THIS GAY EARTH AND EVERYONE IN IT[/h2]
[QUOTE=hackerPG;37828381]I had an Ursa that died 3 times against roshan.[/QUOTE]
i had an ursa try to solo rosh at level 1
he leveled up his q first
[QUOTE=Suttles;37830062]i had an ursa try to solo rosh at level 1
he leveled up his q first[/QUOTE]
That was in Fails of the week actually, it ended up killing their entire team
I played with a friend, we get three Russians on our team, Riki, Rubick and Morphling (Surprising, is it not?) who never, ever talk English. Not even in the chat. So Riki and Rubick keep using microphones and talking Russian.
I don't myself mind if they speak Russian with each other that isn't anything important for us, heck I always speak Finnish with my friends. But god dammit, when you need to talk to the team speak English.
So yeah, top lane is fucked because Morphling and Riki somehow died all the goddamn time and failed.
We got raped. They kept shouting Russian. I wanted to jump off a roof.
Also I once saw a sniper who was really, really, really, really bad. I was playing BH or Phantom Lancer (I don't know, it was a long time ago) and I was doing okay. Sniper finally gets level 6, at around 12 minutes or something and gets his first kill. I was after him, he had like less than 50hp, then the sniper assassinates him.
"Pls commend."
Just had a sven and rubick on my team.
They were the most obnoxious people I have ever met.
Every time I farmed a lane, one of them showed up and started stealing all the last hits they could.
Then they bitch at me for not having items.
Sigh.
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;37830375]That was in Fails of the week actually, it ended up killing their entire team[/QUOTE]
In the video It was actually w, they took so long that the enemy had more that enough time to trap them all and murder everyone.
I still get matched with people who think that dota is a single player game, and that items are not important, that you can get any and it works just fine.
[QUOTE=Suttles;37830062]i had an ursa try to solo rosh at level 1
he leveled up his q first[/QUOTE]
Upon reading this, I thought "oh what an idiot"
Then upon realizing that Q is earthshock, not overpower, I thought "he should be banned from picking Ursa"
just got into a game with a TP that took mid from sniper to farm. i went NP and got my jungle and started to push. I go mid at 20 min and try to push it which TP told me to fuck off and stop stealing his farm. I push and do some damage to the tower. I fall back seeing a gank coming but TP stays. He tries to walk away but gets stun locked and dies. He starts calling me a noob faggot and reports me for going mid. he sits there all game never supporting anyone, never using leach seed, only uses his ulti on heroes that are far from the battle, and buys radiance although our PL already has one. the whole game he just bitches about us losing battles while he sits invis in a corner watching.
Riki: "hey guys, first game"
Don't need to say anything else, other than we lost.
And don't come with "you should had helped him" because its a bit hard with a bounty hunter on the loose and a huskar and dragon knight getting fed like fuck.
Why is the game even matching me with people who haven't played a single game EVER?
I remember not too long ago when I didn't know how Rubick's spellsteal work and I thought it steals a spell by random.
No wonder I stole Pudge's Rot for like 5-6 times in a row.
[QUOTE=dass;37833457]Riki: "hey guys, first game"
Don't need to say anything else, other than we lost.
And don't come with "you should had helped him" because its a bit hard with a bounty hunter on the loose and a huskar and dragon knight getting fed like fuck.
Why is the game even matching me with people who haven't played a single game EVER?[/QUOTE]
2 days ago i played lame lane with a friend, he was Venomancer and i was Naga, needless to say, we got a kill every gale cooldown possible and got fat really fast, after the match ended he said "Dude, that sniper had only 5 wins"....i felt so dirty, we might even made him never play dota again ;_;
just played as rubick with omni knight taking mid. he says "i am going omni knight carry" and proceeds to call me a faggot for taking mid and goes bot. he gets first blood and thats the only kill he got all game. he then says the bot's difficulty is bullshit and threatened to leave. meanwhile i went a comfy 11/2/6.
Me.
this TA
he bought mask of madness
he refused to leave bot after he came there "to gank wr afterwards i leave"
we do this
he stays there
proceeds to feed pudge and lifestealer
he never levels up traps or meld (past level 1 anyway)
I played with an Axe that got 2 boots. He said that they were both useful.
[QUOTE=marcosppp;37835470]Me.[/QUOTE]
hilarious
And so, after 7 wins in a row, I got a loss. It was bound to happen, right?...
I start going for some fun bringing the Axe, first game goes fine, I actually do nicely, second game... Ugh...
It's sad, because everything went increadibly good at start. We were shutting down bot lane extremely well, even though it was just a necrolyte and a pugna, teared down all their towers up to their base, and I even got first blood, right after my buddy comment on how it was like 10 minutes into the game and there wasn't a kill yet.
Shit started going to hell when I just couldn't tank them all, especially lone druid who got fed as FUCK and there was no way I could do any damage at all to him, not to mention spectre who had a huge damage output in the end.
Anyway, we were losing team fights but I didn't really find anything "wrong" with that.
That's when someone reminds the rest of us that we had a SK who spent the whole 43 minutes of the match farming in the jungle and killing creeps.
We got mad at him and told him to get into team fights. He called us idiots for pushing instead of farming.
His items after 43 minutes were treads, armlet, vitality booster and reaver. Nothing else.
Even I fucking outcarried him...
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