Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

[QUOTE=Suttles;37867880]undying and huskar can heal full supports bro[/QUOTE] Anyone with an urn can heal. Full support.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;37868950]Lich can't heal. Hard carry.[/QUOTE] Ursa can lifesteal and wisp can tether. Ursa support, Wisp= Tank.

Lifestealer is support guys. Get wards Naix.

Pick ursa. Calls wood. Dumbshit picks lycan "Wood or i feed. FUCK YOU" Proceeds to go wood and not accomplish anything. constantly suicide at towers. One player leaves. Ogre magi does nothing and the fifth player... pool. This is MADENNING! Luckily i played well, but holy shit. What can i do!? Why call wood if you're going to fuck it all up? and why call other players idiots when you fuck up the game?

... what's so dumb about ursa jungling?

[QUOTE=Snow Wolf677;37870657]... what's so dumb about ursa jungling?[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure he was talking about the Lycan.

We ended up winning. At first we reached a point where i not only could, but HAD to solo 3 of them alone. IT descended from a 3v5 into a 1v4. At some point Lycan suddenly decided to play well and cleverly spent the time where i could manage them alone on farming the wood he'd started out neglegting. When i was finally unable to manage them, he came in and helped. But he STILL went solo against all 4 and died often. If it wasn't because i frantically alternated between just sticking to his ass and doing Roshan, we'd have lost. This was hell. Omaha was a fucking beach party by comparison. So much rude and stupid in one player.

I was Luna mid against a terribad Tinker (he kept spamming march of machines and spamming lvl 1 rockets, didnt got bottle or BoT) but anyways thats not the dumb. 2 BR (yes they were from Brazil, they talked in portuguese) went top to do the Lifestealer/Riki combo, after i kill Tinker i go top to gank because i saw PA was almost done with Bfury, we manage to get her to low health and i use my Lucent Beam to finish her off, after that, Lifestealer starts to yell at me saying i was a noob and he reported me for killstealing (Because Luna aka A CARRY, doesnt needs the kills right?) he continued saying this all match but i just ignored him. Fast forward 15 mins. Was pushing bot alone while my whole team dives mid and gets destroyed by the whole enemy team, i got there as fast as i could, i ultied and i managed to get a Rampage from all of them, yep a 1vs5, after that everyone on my team was saying "NICE, GOOD JOB,etc"...then i said: "I dedicate this to you Naix" He didnt said a word till match ended, and we won, after that he sents me a friend request. [sp]i declined it[/sp] Good match

Why do i always get matchmade with utter retards or world champions? No matter what, the game always starts and ends as a total stomp. Never any competition. So retarded and rageworthy.

I can't wait until 6.75 and Lycan becomes a laner. I'm going to laugh when I see a ton of lycans dieing in the jungle thinking their wolves can still tank early game.

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37871888]I can't wait until 6.75 and Lycan becomes a laner. I'm going to laugh when I see a ton of lycans dieing in the jungle thinking their wolves can still tank early game.[/QUOTE] He won't become a laner, anyone smart enough will tank for the wolves until they are level 3 and have two points in the passive

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37871888]I can't wait until 6.75 and Lycan becomes a laner. I'm going to laugh when I see a ton of lycans dieing in the jungle thinking their wolves can still tank early game.[/QUOTE] Oh my god, best time to play Jungle roamers.

[QUOTE=leonthefox;37871971]He won't become a laner, anyone smart enough will tank for the wolves until they are level 3 and have two points in the passive[/QUOTE] Key word is smart. The thing most pubbers lack.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37871974]Oh my god, best time to play Jungle roamers.[/QUOTE] I can see it now with spectre. Nice low health you got there lycan.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37870347]Pick ursa. Calls wood. Dumbshit picks lycan "Wood or i feed. FUCK YOU" Proceeds to go wood and not accomplish anything. constantly suicide at towers. One player leaves. Ogre magi does nothing and the fifth player... pool. This is MADENNING! Luckily i played well, but holy shit. What can i do!? Why call wood if you're going to fuck it all up? and why call other players idiots when you fuck up the game?[/QUOTE] I had an Axe take jungle from me. I was Enigma. Yeah.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37872787]I had an Axe take jungle from me. I was Enigma. Yeah.[/QUOTE] Why are these people even matchmade with us? [editline]1st October 2012[/editline] I just literally HAD to ask my whole team if they were trolling me... [editline]1st October 2012[/editline] My whole team has mental problems. Holy fucking shit this game sucks ass. I'm so enraged. What the flying fuck is wrong with Matchmaking!? [editline]1st October 2012[/editline] Umukni the BS who never does anything says... Korean for "Mouth". Ok.

Getting yelled at that I should max Shadow Poison over the other skills by a WD who didn't buy wards or chick all game(I bought chick and played hard support all game). I check his profile and he had 5 pages of games as Witch Doctor, and one game as lion.

2nd time in a row had a horrible skeleton team mate.... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Svmjb.jpg[/IMG] We ask him wtf is he doing, his response "no one helps me to learn this" -___________________________________________-

Oh god i am the dumbest from the whole thread. So i was Storm Spirit, we were doing decent, when suddenly crashed, a big crash i had to verify cache and everything, 20 mins later i get on dota and ask my friend if its worth to come back, he doesnt says anything and i see the match continues. So i join the game, and as soon i spawn i see my teammate WR running towards me with almost no health, i accidently block her path and Riki last hits her... Surprise for me, she had a rapier, and i made her lose it to Riki. We obviously lost after that. I feel so ashamed.

I was playing with a Skeleton King who maxed crits first, then lifesteal, then stun. He said early game doesn't matter I'm a carry we win late game, despite constantly explaining how it's so much better to max stun and stats early. And a side note, I try to get away from bullshit picks with random draft and single draft, only to have everyone else pick carries because they say they don't know how to play their other heroes.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37872787]I had an Axe take jungle from me. I was Enigma. Yeah.[/QUOTE] i was laning with a lion as BH and he keeps autoattacking and trying to grab last hits from me i yell at him to stop being an idiot and he goes "noob BH can't last hit", runs off into the jungle and starts stealing camps from our furion, [I]then[/I] yells at furion for stealing his jungle then i got matched up against him later and shat all over his head so that was fun

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;37881302]Link to his profile, please. Sounds [B]exactly[/B] like a certain Crystal Maiden I played with once.[/QUOTE] They're all the same.

I actually play in a bracket where usually supports are there to harass, and last-hit as little as possible, especially if there is a hard carry. A bracket where they want hard carrys to farm, usually at least. If they don't farm, or don't get farm, then the enemy carry obviously wins. And that can be anyone's fault, not just the carry's fault. Maybe even because of just bad fucking picks. [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] Also, yesterday was the FIRST and the LAST time I ever assumed the role of a lane-support as Zeus.

I had a teammate from colombia who did nothing but feed, he kept jumping into the enemy team and crying about lag, after that he sat in fountain and stick his finger on the mic button and all I could hear was static Second game, another teammate complaining about lag, i had to ask him several times until he told he was from india :suicide:

I was testing out Pugna for the third time or so, nukin' like a boss. We start out and I head towards mid, game starts and the enemy's Storm Spirit is there...and their Alchemist. Two of our team mates left so it was obviously one person per lane for us. Their Alchemist keeps spamming his poison AoE shit thing while the Spirit is yelling at him to go away and for us to report him. I say whatever and throw down my Nether Blasts constantly, all the while killing Alchemist with my ult 'cause god forbid he move away. Then he gets the idea of throwing his potions at me...Except he never threw them. Then their DK would just stand in a group of creeps and get hit by them without waiting for his creeps to join him, he'd try to go into his dragon form and kill me but my Nether Wards and Decrepify kept shutting him down. Nevertheless I got so high leveled I was wiping them out one by one...Then their Morphling and Crystal Maiden got smart and all five ganged up on me and our Lich's ult wasn't enough to finish them off so we lost. TL;DR Stupid Alchemist didn't know how to use his spells and their DK wouldn't back away from the almighty Pugna.

A juggernaut that was trying to steal my farm as drow. He said drow is a very light carry compared to him. He cries when i last hit a guy in a gank battle we were in and goes mid, stealing another guy's farm. He then disconnects after tower diving and getting killed. He is gone for 15 min and joins back. Im lvl 19 with half of my end game items, same with everyone else while hes 13 with boots and void stone. We are doing roshan and our tank goes to grab the ageis. Jug runs in and says "i called it" he goes to tower dive while being 5 levels below and gets killed twice. We win no thanks to him and he has the balls to say gg. Another person went drow who loled at some of us dying in team fights when she avoided them completely. She runs in and grabs the ageis from tidehunter. I cant stand it when squishy heroes that are not fed grab the damn ageis.

Dark Seer just lost his lane hard against a solo Void and Enchantress that was jungling How they have no stuns or counterpush he's Dark Seer wtf [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] he even had vision of the jungle so he could see any ganks coming but he chose to ignore them all

Riki who doesn't level up smoke, and then runs into enemy team roshan solo WITHOUT SMOKE and doesnt even warn our team, so he runs in and then he attacks roshan and says in team "i steal aegis" He doesn't even know enemy team can see him, and he dies and leaves instantly.

I was Rubick, thought I'd stolen Tiny's Avalanche, turned out to be Toss. RIP friendly Death Prophet

Fought against a mid-level Mirana one on one as WD, and I was winning. I see BM's wolf-boar thingamajig approaching and my WD's portrait is already smiling for a stun. I throw it, Mirana jumps forwards. Closer to me. Then tries to dispel the stun. WITH HER GODDAMN MANTA STYLE then she EATS my maledick because she jumped FORWARD together with the INFINITE STUNLOCK because of the illusions and then she gets killed to death by my DEATH WARD Some people, just want to watch the world turn into rainbows and think nothing could ever hurt them, certainly not some silly support. The he raged in chat how his team didn't help (all chat) and then everyone pretty much started laughing at him for losing to a support 2 levels below him.