Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;37890519]Dark Seer just lost his lane hard against a solo Void and Enchantress that was jungling How they have no stuns[/QUOTE] uh centaur net troll

Once I was matched with a Zeus who spammed Q and used our courier to refill his bottle that he got as starting equipment and he refused to share it and was all "wtf courier mine???" all my fury

Ursa 0/18/2 Feedy feed feed.

I random THE BEST HERO IN THE GAME EVER and have to lane with a furion as soon as the creeps spawn he immediately goes to autoattacking the creeps me: "Furion, can you please stop autoattacking the lane?" he says nothing and keeps autoattacking "Please stop autoattacking the lane, Furion." furion: "? sht up noob" "You're autoattacking a lane with a carry on it, autoattacking pushes your side to the enemy's tower, making it harder for a carry to farm." he falls silent for the rest of the game unless he's sprouttrapping me with the enemy's super1v1hero and saying "eat shit alch" whenever he does

I seriously need to stop quequeing during the afternoon, the game is unplayable first game, i had a void from esthonia, he didn't communicate despite knowing english, and at the end of the game he apologizes because he was on the phone for most of the game, in that same game we had a CM calling everyone else a noob, trash, retard, I think i died twice to bloodseeker, and despite and got called out for that, she didn't do much aside from buying a courier Second game, ask witch doctor to lane with me, he ends up taking all the last htis and kills, to buy a fucking dagon, he didn't buy anything other than a ring of regen before it Axe went mid, keeps complaining and calling out everyone else, while being 0-4, i told him to stopr aging and how he wasn't helping, every time he would remind us how he was useful for being the only tank on the team, he also complained about bloodseeker's items (forcestaff, phase boots, relic) and him being russian and how he would report both of us for being bad (bloodseeker was the one who died the least) AND finally on that same game, a furion who rushed mjolnnir, again no other items just realised, i had a higher gpm than void, as undying

Join a match, i go Storm Spirit, someone picks Furion and i ask "are you going to jungle Furion?" he replied yes, after that we got 4/5 none of the rest were good solos, so we all said. "Blue pick a good solo, maybe a Gondar or a Windrunner" [I]AdrianoBRGAMER: Has choosed URSA[/I]

There once was a man. He had intel boots. His name was Riki.

[QUOTE=Snow Wolf677;37898890]There once was a man. He had intel boots. His name was Riki.[/QUOTE] Riki with boots of speed, orb of venom, and dagon 3. Top that.

[QUOTE=Vengar;37899261]Riki with boots of speed, orb of venom, and dagon 3. Top that.[/QUOTE] I once played with a Riki with lothar and vanguard.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;37899858]I once played with a Riki with lothar and vanguard.[/QUOTE] lothar works, extra damage/speed but the vanguard

Almost forgot, but that same WD who took all the last htis and rushed dagon said "Why don't you fags make the donkey fly?" he was the only fucking support and had more than enough money after that dagon

[QUOTE=leonthefox;37900958]Almost forgot, but that same WD who took all the last htis and rushed dagon said "Why don't you fags make the donkey fly?" he was the only fucking support and had more than enough money after that dagon[/QUOTE] That hurt my brain just reading what sort of people you get in your MM Are these just 10 year old idiots or are they genuinely pants-on-head bicycle-helmet retarded

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Had my first game of the day, entire team randomed. Picture perfect lineup. After Pugna took 7 last hits from me as SK he got his item and gave me free-farm, I ended 19-2-14. I think I'm finally out of hell boys! Pub nightmares begone!

[QUOTE=Sarracenia;37907421]Had my first game of the day, entire team randomed. Picture perfect lineup. After Pugna took 7 last hits from me as SK he got his item and gave me free-farm, I ended 19-2-14. I think I'm finally out of hell boys! Pub nightmares begone![/QUOTE] nope, you have one good game, then the game decides you can be teamed up with fuckheads and put you in those games more.

Arr hail grorious Koran reader Rycantrope, His Primeminister Rina, Foreign minister Faceress Void and the russian PM Bounty Hunter. Fuck europe servers, 'Merica here i fucking come. rather have 200 ping than this shit. I've got a public announcement: From this day henceforth, Bomimo is now an outlaw. Killing him quick and mercifully is just Cool Beans!

Had an axe who took the ancients I stacked myself (i was luna) and the shithead would keep blocking the ancients when i tried to stack Worse of all, he could speak english, told him kindly to not kill the, yet he kept doing it and taunted at me I'm sick of these assholes trying to be EPIC TROLLS XD [QUOTE=MendozaMan;37906467]That hurt my brain just reading what sort of people you get in your MM Are these just 10 year old idiots or are they genuinely pants-on-head bicycle-helmet retarded[/QUOTE] So far, it has been my most retarded game, I'm not playing during the morning ever again [QUOTE=Bomimo;37909094]Arr hail grorious Koran reader Rycantrope, His Primeminister Rina, Foreign minister Faceress Void and the russian PM Bounty Hunter. Fuck europe servers, 'Merica here i fucking come. rather have 200 ping than this shit. I've got a public announcement: From this day henceforth, Bomimo is now an outlaw. Killing him quick and mercifully is just Cool Beans![/QUOTE] US east is no better than the european servers, there are brazilians, and russians too Hell i have seen people from arabia or india, it's really worrying

My two friends and I got into a DOTA 2 Pub. I picked Lifestealer, my friend picked Sven, and my other friend picked Tidehunter. On our team, besides us were Drow Ranger (A Brazilian), and an Ursa who claimed not to be Brazilian in broken English. See, I like jungling as Lifestealer, that's my favorite thing to do as him. But this Ursa decided not to go for that, I told him to lane with Sven, my friend to set up some early kills so he can get an early Vlad's. Did the idiot do that? No. He told me he wanted to jungle. I decided to shrug it off, maybe he won't take my farm. But no. The dumb fuck doesn't even know where to jungle. He just runs between lanes not doing shit. I attempt to shrug it off and swallow all of my rage. Meanwhile, 18 minutes in, I decide to check on Ursa, he hasn't slain Roshan, yet. I check his inventory, guess what he didn't have? That's right, a Vlad's. I tell him to get one, and he says he doesn't need one, and that I'm a noob, all of this is in broken English. I almost forgot to mention, that fucking Drow is taking his side, despite the fact they each only have like, 3 kills if you added both of their kills combined. Well, 30 minutes in, I hear the telltale sound I was dreading. "ROSHAN HAS FALLEN TO THE RADIANT." The dumb ass practically let the Radiant take the fucking Vlad's. He's still calling me a noob, and saying (despite they're already at the 2 last towers before the ancient) that he just needs to farm in the jungle (all in broken English) more and we can win. Needless to say, they made quick work of us.

[QUOTE=leonthefox;37910157]Had an axe who took the ancients I stacked myself (i was luna) [/QUOTE] I had a Luna who took my 7 stack ancients when I was DK, then when I bitched she told me to learn to share. She took every creep for herself and told me to "go farm dk noob". Then you know what she did? She died multiple times without spending any damn gold and lost all of it like a retard and we lost.

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;37911321]I had a Luna who took my 7 stack ancients when I was DK, then when I bitched she told me to learn to share. She took every creep for herself and told me to "go farm dk noob". Then you know what she did? She died multiple times without spending any damn gold and lost all of it like a retard and we lost.[/QUOTE] I don't even

I had someone roleplaying Chaos Knight the other day. Every time he got a kill he would shout "HAIL SATAN!" and called everyone who told him to shut the hell up a "dirty knaive".

[QUOTE=Banned?;37911738]I had someone roleplaying Chaos Knight the other day. Every time he got a kill he would shout "HAIL SATAN!" and called everyone who told him to shut the hell up a "dirty knaive".[/QUOTE] sickening chaos knight has no relation to satan

Phase boots and vlads on riki in 20 minutes..

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;37911855]sickening chaos knight has no relation to satan[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Durer_Revelation_Four_Riders.jpg[/img] When The Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword." (Revelation 6:3-4)

Good Lord man, thumb tags.

[QUOTE=Banned?;37911738]I had someone roleplaying Chaos Knight the other day. Every time he got a kill he would shout "HAIL SATAN!" and called everyone who told him to shut the hell up a "dirty knaive".[/QUOTE] Best way to play Chaos Knight. Ever.

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;37911321]I had a Luna who took my 7 stack ancients when I was DK, then when I bitched she told me to learn to share. She took every creep for herself and told me to "go farm dk noob". Then you know what she did? She died multiple times without spending any damn gold and lost all of it like a retard and we lost.[/QUOTE] Could be worse like a juggernaut on my team that kept jungling badly and knew the jungle was warded but kept doing it.

I was playing Nature's Prophet, jungling, after I got some farm I ganked a guy and he got mad because I "Picked such an easy hero" He was playing Ursa.

And so seem to end my win streaks... Couple of hours ago, got into a match that was deemed to fail from the beggining. Huskar said to not pick too many carries, and instead, everyone picks a carry. He gets mad, and has a point, but theres a lot more to it just than that. He spent the WHOLE match, yelling at everyone, getting mad at just about anything that happened, shouting profanities. Most annoying bastard bar none that I've met for a while now. At some point in the game, everyone, including the other team, were against him and reporting him while he just whined about how his team was shit and bla bla bla. At some point, I just started making fun of him and imprisoning with OD's W. There was nothing we could do other than hear him whine so... We look at his inventory after almost 30 mins... Treads, 2 gauntlets, morbid mask and hyperstone... Yeah... Right after the update, had a really weird match. I literaly failed with drow. Got a shit score and actually wouldn't do any damage at all, and just to make it even better, whenever I went to help someone in a team fight, they'd just get mopped up in a few seconds along with me, or I'd get targeted to death by AA's amplified nukes and die in seconds. QoP in my team must have remembered me, and started calling me shit and feeder, saying I couldn't carry for shit. I don't understand what's with these idiots. They grab an easy hero that dishes like 300-400 damage in a second that can also run the fuck away in quite literaly a flash, and then expect someone playing a carry with no natural escape and no nukes whatsoever to do the same right off the bat. That game was weird as fuck. By the 5th minute or so, everyone was ganking already for some reason.

Second time an axe takes my ancient stacks and keeps doing it even after I ask to stop He also sat on my lane, stole last hits and leech exp I'm so pissed at people with 800 games playing with their friends who just got the game and won't fucking listen to you