[QUOTE=Suttles;38006405]In an old game as Rooftrellen, I was sitting in the woods, and forgot to go invisible. A noob with medium hp walked up to me and stood there.
I didn't realize what he was doing until after I killed him. He had a quelling blade and some tangos.
:C[/QUOTE]
He tried to eat you? Bahaha, that has to have been a new player
"I'm gonna eat this tree and get some HP... why is it moving- OHGODPLSNO"
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37996633]Just played an awesome game with a friend. I went [B]undying[/B] and he went [B]viper[/B]. .[/QUOTE]
the very thought of having to lane against that makes me cry
[QUOTE=Hellmouth;38006756]the very thought of having to lane against that makes me cry[/QUOTE]
I once did a Dirge and Veno.
We had 5 kills before 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=Reno360;38011298]I once did a Dirge and Veno.
We had 5 kills before 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
Treant and Dirge.
Have one of you take a lot of damage, act helpless and weak, then when they go in for a kill, BAM, double kill, and then you just dive the fuck out of them after the first jump.
Augh I fucking hate Bloodseeker players, they are the worst kind of person.
We get one fucking person not in our party, and of course he picks Bloodseeker last when we need a support and our lanes would be great if he had picked like someone with half a brain.
So now I'm DK solo laning against Tide and Dazzle. Somehow, I win my lane while he feeds hard top.
Since I won my lane we started pushing and were doing well early game, winning teamfights and killing everyone despite Bloodseeker being absolutely worthless. But they had a CK so eventually our (basically) 4 v 5 winning came to a stop because he bought a shitton of STR items. I keep telling Bloodseeker to silence the Enigma so I can BKB and easily just destroy their team since I had a shitton of health and armor, but he NEVER DOES IT, even when he's not caught in the Black Hole. Instead he fucking sits there and does nothing, or is halfway across the map trying to get like a 50 minute BKB because he got Sange and Yasha as his first item.
He was 0/10/9 at the end...
There's an Alch on the other team who doesn't know how to use his Concoction, just lets it charge up and blow up on himself while trying to get near us.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;38014066]Augh I fucking hate Bloodseeker players, they are the worst kind of person.
We get one fucking person not in our party, and of course he picks Bloodseeker last when we need a support and our lanes would be great if he had picked like someone with half a brain.
So now I'm DK solo laning against Tide and Dazzle. Somehow, I win my lane while he feeds hard top.
Since I won my lane we started pushing and were doing well early game, winning teamfights and killing everyone despite Bloodseeker being absolutely worthless. But they had a CK so eventually our (basically) 4 v 5 winning came to a stop because he bought a shitton of STR items. I keep telling Bloodseeker to silence the Enigma so I can BKB and easily just destroy their team since I had a shitton of health and armor, but he NEVER DOES IT, even when he's not caught in the Black Hole. Instead he fucking sits there and does nothing, or is halfway across the map trying to get like a 50 minute BKB because he got Sange and Yasha as his first item.
He was 0/10/9 at the end...[/QUOTE]
The worst bloodseekers are the ones who think they're the best at dota because they're 20/0 because the enemy team doesn't know what a TP scroll is.
[QUOTE=Amaurus;38027803]The worst bloodseekers are the ones who think they're the best at dota because they're 20/0 because the enemy team doesn't know what a TP scroll is.[/QUOTE]
i had a bloodseeker call me a hacker because I always tp'd away
[QUOTE=Suttles;38028104]i had a bloodseeker call me a hacker because I always tp'd away[/QUOTE]
I've had pubseeker call me a hacker for using stormspirit ult to move away from him and slow him with overload, but not take damage from Rupture. :<
TP scroll doesn't injure you when raptured?
[QUOTE=Snow Wolf677;38030533]TP scroll doesn't injure you when raptured?[/QUOTE]
Well no, that's kinda the point.
[QUOTE=Snow Wolf677;38030533]TP scroll doesn't injure you when raptured?[/QUOTE]
When did bloodseeker get the ability to end the world? :v:
during the end of the match my friend started humming benny hill as he ran away from pudge
the russian on our team started bursting out into song
He sung: benny hill, nyan cat, justin bieber - baby
[QUOTE=Suttles;38035429]during the end of the match my friend started humming benny hill as he ran away from pudge
the russian on our team started bursting out into song
He sung: benny hill, nyan cat, justin bieber - baby[/QUOTE]
That happened to me with a Juggernaut, he was singing "Don't stop till yah get enough!" as he was rampaging around and killing people.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/49627791[/url]
Stupid person was me.
[QUOTE=Riutet;38037626][url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/49627791[/url]
Stupid person was me.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck are you doing
[QUOTE=Suttles;38039074]what the fuck are you doing[/QUOTE]
Trying to outcarry void as wisp, it almost worked.
"hey guys, 2 mid towers left and then ancient, lets go!"
"NO YOU IDIOT, TAKE THE TOP TOWER, WE NEED MEGA CREEPS!"
*lost*
A game where I only saw omnislash about 3 times or so, random people were farming for whatever reason while team fights were going on, and we almost never got a full 5on5.
GG...
I just had the worst match of my life because of my team. Necrolyte left because he said "I'm having a pretty good game but if you talk one more time, I'll abandon." Then I said "Me?" and he left. He was 0/1/1. I don't know what the fuck he defines as a good game. Invoker and Axe fed Ursa repeatedly, and Axe kept saying "How do I Axe" to annoy me.
It was fucking horrible.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/49708094[/url]
Oh great, another one. Our Rubick decided to troll and fed them 20 kills. We still did good, no thanks to him.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/players/68448185[/url]
So I was playing a pub match everything goes good until the enemy team goes to do roshan twice, ok after that I tought "we're boned might aswell enjoy the little team fights" and so this goes for a while and one of use tell us to get roshan if he had respawned, for our surprise the enemy team Hadn't taken the immortality from roshan I tought I'd never seen that happen EVER. We lost but I had fun.
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;38035471]That happened to me with a Juggernaut, he was singing "Don't stop till yah get enough!" as he was rampaging around and killing people.[/QUOTE]
On the topic of michael jackson music, I had a nightstalker who was humming the tune of jackson 5 - blame it on the boogie i think it was, pretty funny.
A veno on my team that wouldnt lvl gale at all early game. me and another guy tell him its good early game since it doesnt really scale well at the end of the game. He calls us noob faggots and says if we want t play a game with cookie cutter character builds, we should go play LoL. He just stole kills with last hits all game from the carries on purpose and bragged about his K/D
[QUOTE=codemaster85;38045988]A veno on my team that wouldnt lvl gale at all early game. me and another guy tell him its good early game since it doesnt really scale well at the end of the game. He calls us noob faggots and says if we want t play a game with cookie cutter character builds, we should go play LoL. He just stole kills with last hits all game from the carries on purpose and bragged about his K/D[/QUOTE]
Cookie cutter character build?
What's better than venomous gale in veno???
[QUOTE=dass;38046070]Cookie cutter character build?
What's better than venomous gale in veno???[/QUOTE]
apparently stats, wards, and his passive.
got blamed for losing the match for us because I jungled as Naix, despite me ganking when I needed to, and Zues going solo-top and losing the tower in the first 15 minutes, with two carries bottom getting owned by a fed as fuck Doom Bringer and Spirit Breaker.
my friend who never picks a hero we need and continues to play like shit
like this last time when we are in desperate need for an aoe stunner hero and he picks clinkz and feeds three times before ten minutes
[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;38047556]got blamed for losing the match for us because I jungled as Naix, despite me ganking when I needed to, and Zues going solo-top and losing the tower in the first 15 minutes, with two carries bottom getting owned by a fed as fuck Doom Bringer and Spirit Breaker.[/QUOTE]
Where's that "blame the jungler" picture when you need it?
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;38047175]Carry Sven that didn't level his claive and Leshrac who never hit his stuns and didn't support (or carry, gank, jungle or anything. he just was there missing his stuns and feeding a riki)[/QUOTE]
How do you even miss a sven stun? You click on them and it happens.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;38050460]How do you even miss a sven stun? You click on them and it happens.[/QUOTE]
leshrac missed, not sven
[QUOTE=dass;38046070]Cookie cutter character build?
What's better than venomous gale in veno???[/QUOTE]
The passive poison auto-attack maybe ??
I once won a 2vs3 situation right in the beginning of a match, gaining 3-0 score for our team with Undying lane partner. And no, I didn't even level up Gale at lvl1 for that :v:
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