Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

[QUOTE=Eonart;38109733]I think this video deserves to be posted here. [video=youtube;cOmcaqEqyYo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmcaqEqyYo[/video][/QUOTE] bloodseeker's hatred against the hawk 2 tranq lina 2 treads sf call the ambulance

[QUOTE=Eonart;38109733]I think this video deserves to be posted here. [video=youtube;cOmcaqEqyYo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmcaqEqyYo[/video][/QUOTE] It was beautiful.

[QUOTE=loco;38108580]I honestly have no clue ,but that's what I get I guess for being in the lower bracket.[/QUOTE] Yeah, just be quick about your mouse-movement and skill/item usage and know that spells do exactly what they do and act accordingly to them (both enemy and ally), and you climb in that skill-ladder in no time. Kind of reminds me of WoW, if you spent your time playing it efficiently and wisely, you would see more of the game. Unlike some newbs who really paid the subscription for nothing. Dota2's a F2P game but still. :v: just saying

I'm not sure if I've said this before, but a while ago I played against a Sniper that was jungling. He died a lot.

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Sven buys rapier I know hes a horrible player and warn my team about impending doom. I tell them to all stalk around Sven so they can pick up the rapier then hide it a place Sven will never reach. Sven dies about 3 seconds into battle. Bane snatches the rapier and blinks out. He blinks behind a ton of trees and hides it there. 5 minutes later we see Sven building a path with quelling blade into the rapier area. (After we tell him why he should never have rapier and he shouldn't try to get it) Bane takes it again and hides it on top of the ward cliff by the dire jungle. Sven farms. 5 minutes later he buys blikn dagger then blinks up and takes rapier. He immediately goes into combat and dies. Windrunner takes rapier (if the fed BH got it we would've lost for sure) Sven talks in brazillian and say we are horrible noob gg retard team etc in all chat. We manage to nuke the fuck out of Windrunner, then we kill the ancient. "Comend me" -Sven [editline]21st October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Snoresville;38119340]I saw a pubber, I think his name was Snoresville, he uses the Quas-Exort shit build and he was an idiot using us as meat shields and he got the enemy team breaking all our racks and fucking invoker he refuses to level wex [sp]But then we won anyway[/sp][/QUOTE] Not funny.

[QUOTE=Rarara;38119379]Sven buys rapier I know hes a horrible player and warn my team about impending doom. I tell them to all stalk around Sven so they can pick up the rapier then hide it a place Sven will never reach. Sven dies about 3 seconds into battle. Bane snatches the rapier and blinks out. He blinks behind a ton of trees and hides it there. 5 minutes later we see Sven building a path with quelling blade into the rapier area. (After we tell him why he should never have rapier and he shouldn't try to get it) Bane takes it again and hides it on top of the ward cliff by the dire jungle. Sven farms. 5 minutes later he buys blikn dagger then blinks up and takes rapier. He immediately goes into combat and dies. Windrunner takes rapier (if the fed BH got it we would've lost for sure) Sven talks in brazillian and say we are horrible noob gg retard team etc in all chat. We manage to nuke the fuck out of Windrunner, then we kill the ancient. "Comend me" -Sven [editline]21st October 2012[/editline] Not funny.[/QUOTE] This made me confused

I feel like crying. I had a team where our Pudge, BH, and Axe were all brain dead and feeding while me(Sven) and Death Prophet barely protected our base.

We had a night stalker that soloed all the time trying to tell the rest of us what to do. he died a fuck ton of times and fed most of the team. same game a dragon knight who just ran backward and forward doing nothing during battles. We tried to help and i had a fuck load of assists (9/7/29) as jakiro, but it was pointless. then NS tells my friend that scepter for veno is pointless and she should focus only on agility. i tell him how dumb he is and he just doesnt say shit.

[QUOTE=Rarara;38111365]I'm not sure if I've said this before, but a while ago I played against a Sniper that was jungling. He died a lot.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/The_worst.png[/img] It's regular at my bottom 10% skill level.

I got 2 games with people playing Venomancer. Both times both of them literally had like Magic Wand, and then just tango/salve/mana pot for 50 minutes in each game.

I got into the 10% seafloor scum trench once after a very long and boring losing streak. [h2]ONCE.[/h2] Salves were standard, wards did not exist and the only guy that spoke english did it in broken cursewords, which the others then copied. Oh, and everything was "OP" when it killed anything, and blinking is "haking" If all I have to do is carry one game to a good victory to get out of it then by god I cannot imagine the filth that dwells in lowest DOTA 2 hell.

So I play my third ever game, publicly announce so in chat as a sort of insurance policy, pick skeleton king, and die twice. TWICE. Next thing I see in chat is eruptions of "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY IS FEEDING" and "REPORT THAT MOTHER FUCKER" Well fuck you too.

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;38123140]So I play my third ever game, publicly announce so in chat as a sort of insurance policy, pick skeleton king, and die twice. TWICE. Next thing I see in chat is eruptions of "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY IS FEEDING" and "REPORT THAT MOTHER FUCKER" Well fuck you too.[/QUOTE] maybe u shouldnt have fed

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;38123140]So I play my third ever game, publicly announce so in chat as a sort of insurance policy, pick skeleton king, and die twice. TWICE. Next thing I see in chat is eruptions of "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY IS FEEDING" and "REPORT THAT MOTHER FUCKER" Well fuck you too.[/QUOTE] yea dont feed you stupid people in pubs

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;38123140]So I play my third ever game, publicly announce so in chat as a sort of insurance policy, pick skeleton king, and die twice. TWICE. Next thing I see in chat is eruptions of "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY IS FEEDING" and "REPORT THAT MOTHER FUCKER" Well fuck you too.[/QUOTE] play tons of bot games before touching matchmaking just a bit of advice

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;38123140]So I play my third ever game, publicly announce so in chat as a sort of insurance policy, pick skeleton king, and die twice. TWICE. Next thing I see in chat is eruptions of "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY IS FEEDING" and "REPORT THAT MOTHER FUCKER" Well fuck you too.[/QUOTE] you know you can get your dota 2 revoked for intentionally feeding

[QUOTE=Prism;38125014]you know you can get your dota 2 revoked for intentionally feeding[/QUOTE] They only revoke it from people who do shit like that after they have been punished numerous times.

Sk does literally nothing else than farm all game. Avoids teamfights like the plague. Lets everyone die and does nothing. Then 50 minutes in he goes 1v5. And dies instantly. He then says we are noobs and goes afk in spawn. He didn't even buy the right items.

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;38123140]So I play my third ever game, publicly announce so in chat as a sort of insurance policy, pick skeleton king, and die twice. TWICE. Next thing I see in chat is eruptions of "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY IS FEEDING" and "REPORT THAT MOTHER FUCKER" Well fuck you too.[/QUOTE] Okay you died twice so what, how was your last-hitting? Any kills/assists early on to compensate for the deaths? Did you carry the game in the end? If you didn't, I wouldn't be surprised. If you did, good job. [editline]21st October 2012[/editline] Carries like Skeleton needs farm, farm, farm, but there are those times and places where Skeleton King can contribute a stun and few auto-attacks to in a clash early-game, hopefully last-hitting an enemy hero.

our faceless void went bot lane for some reason even though we were dire, WITH NO STARTING ITEMS WHATSOEVER, said "drow is unreal" after getting harrassed WITH NO STARTING ITEMS LIKE A STOUT SHIELD and rushed mask of madness before any other items, and didn't level chronosphere till level 8 then our bfury-second bounty hunter tried to defend him saying "pete is tweaking his game give him a break" when can I be free of the trench

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;38128009]our faceless void went bot lane for some reason even though we were dire, WITH NO STARTING ITEMS WHATSOEVER, said "drow is unreal" after getting harrassed WITH NO STARTING ITEMS LIKE A STOUT SHIELD and rushed mask of madness before any other items, and didn't level chronosphere till level 8 then our bfury-second bounty hunter tried to defend him saying "pete is tweaking his game give him a break" when can I be free of the trench[/QUOTE] I went all light of heaven on them but void ulted god damn

[QUOTE=fxseraph;38128043]I went all light of heaven on them but void ulted god damn[/QUOTE] wasn't it axe that fucked over your black hole I swear it was axe

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;38128050]wasn't it axe that fucked over your black hole I swear it was axe[/QUOTE] He set me on fire draining my health but void came in with an ult

I'm watching my friend play as huskar. He's maxing flame spear first. And auto casting it while necrolyte has heartstopper in his lane. :suicide:

It's weird how many people have no idea power treads can be toggled off of strength.

[QUOTE=Viper202;38133123]It's weird how many people have no idea power treads can be toggled off of strength.[/QUOTE] I tend to keep it on strength on most heroes because it has saved my life more that once. I only switch it if it's necessary/I don't need that bit of hp anymore. But yeah, there is people who doesn't know this, even if it's on the description.

The 8 points is never that signifcant unless you rush treads..

[QUOTE=ghosevil;38133370]The 8 points is never that signifcant unless you rush treads..[/QUOTE] Belive me, it is. I've managed to survive with two digits of hp or less thanks to it.

Treads give you 140 HP and you generally get them fairly early, so unless you are a safe-farming hero, have them on strength.