Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

I played a game recently where a bloodseeker kept running up to me (I'm PA) and he does nothing, so I just flung Stifling Dagger at him and then blinked in and killed him in about 2 seconds. This then carried on for 6 more times and then he typed in chat: "YOU ARE PRO BRO" I felt sorry for the rest of his team.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;38374981]I love how they get buttmad when someone asks them politely to speak english.[/QUOTE] It's funny though when there is a Russian who actually makes attempts at speaking English, but is terrible at it :v: Those are the best russians.

At least they're trying.

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38382110]It's funny though when there is a Russian who actually makes attempts at speaking English, but is terrible at it :v: [B]Those are the best russians[/B].[/QUOTE] I'm offended.

So I was in a game in which I was meepo. I was doing incredibly well and everything was fine up until I had to go downstairs to talk with my grandmother since my she since she was going to texas and I would not be able to meet her again in temple for a relatively long time. I had explained in all chat that I need a pause as this phone call would take about 5 minutes. Then during the call the am and kunkka on the enemy team kept unpausing even though I explained. Needless to say I did not know of this as it was going on and they got super farmed and took down our barracks since they were brats who wanted to take advantage of my relatively decent time with family.

You know you could have just said that "Hey you know I got a Dota2 game going on, I'm playing Meepo and I gotta farm gold, so pls grandma." and your Grandmother would have understood and she wouldn't have kept you so long on the phone.

1/23 pa with now items the whole time and would randomly blink to enemy invoker and try to 1v1 him under his tower while she was 3 and he was 10

We had a mid Invoker who NEVER ganked, sat mid all game, ran under the enemy tower constantly, and blamed us for our loss. He never invoked any spells other than shadow walk and sun strike, and at one point he literally just sat in the spawn and sun striked to steal kills.

Just had a broodmother that put ALL his webs in the trees, instead of in the lane, his lane didn't go well.

[QUOTE=Crimor;38401757]Just had a broodmother that put ALL his webs in the trees, instead of in the lane, his lane didn't go well.[/QUOTE] I fucking hate people who call you useless when you're broodmother. Saying that you contribute nothing to the game at all. Oh shit, I'm sorry. I didn't know pushing them to their racks was being fucking useless. Brb uninstalling dota.

brood constantly pushing top, we always had to defend top rest of their team does bad and calls brood bad for constantly staying top

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;38402972]I fucking hate people who call you useless when you're broodmother. Saying that you contribute nothing to the game at all. Oh shit, I'm sorry. I didn't know pushing them to their racks was being fucking useless. Brb uninstalling dota.[/QUOTE] I play BM too, trust me, I know how to play BM, let's just say we were 1-10 at the like 10 minute mark, with me, witch doctor having the only kill.

I thought I'd never see it, but Gondar who didn't use Track on guaranteed kills, or on anyone. How can Gondar be so terrible?

[QUOTE=Crimor;38406253]I play BM too, trust me, I know how to play BM, let's just say we were 1-10 at the like 10 minute mark, with me, witch doctor having the only kill.[/QUOTE] Since when did they add Black Mage to dota and why was I not informed?

[QUOTE=Suttles;38403056]brood constantly pushing top, we always had to defend top rest of their team does bad and calls brood bad for constantly staying top[/QUOTE] even funny, the main one bitching was a huskar who did this: Maxed out burning spears, only 1 point in passive, rest in stats. First item was HOTD. Burning spears were on autocast.

I went to play a match on WC3 Dota: -I got first blood. Double kill. As Dazzle. Against Silencer, And Void. Seems like they didn't quite know how Shadow Wave works. (No, they weren't killsteals. My partner was medusa and "Read next point") -Medusa died A lot, and usually for nothing. Always died before doing anything productive, even after I used all my skills on her, she would just go back and die. -Those two situations happend twice. -Our Lina went straight for Dagon. -Lina couldn't land her skills on static targets. Then tried to blame it on me (???). -Our pudge ragequited because someone on out team would call him for every bad hook he got, quitted when someone told him "If you don't know how to use him, don't random" (he had randomed pudge). -Our dark seer always went alone and got ganked a lot, even with warnings. Even after that he keept doing it until the end of the match. -Again, I was Dazzle and I was the one with the best score.. The enemy team was terrible and we pretty much had the match on a silver plate, but these guys were so awful that they threw in seconds. Eventually the enemy got so feed that we couldn't even fight them anymore.

Just had a terrible game 3 carries Kunkka, Templar Assassin, Anti Mage Omniknight thinks hes carry 50 min mark I have most farm I am highest level I have most kills I have most assists I have least deaths. TA has boots, no desolator yet. Anti Mage has Vangurd, and claymore. Kunkka has Shadow Blade, Urn, the sword used for Crystalis Omniknight has Skadi eye, treads, drums I was the one carrying our team, if I wasn't around they would instantly die. I had the most damage. I had (kind of) the most HP. I absorbed most damage I killed everyone by myself. Heres the kicker. Wait for it.. [sp]I was Pugna[/sp] Also, AM was russian, and unpaused when Kunkka randomly disappeared. Omni was also russian. They both spoke russian on voice chat.

[QUOTE=Rarara;38408014]Just had a terrible game 3 carries Kunkka, Templar Assassin, Anti Mage Omniknight thinks hes carry 50 min mark I have most farm I am highest level I have most kills I have most assists I have least deaths. TA has boots, no desolator yet. Anti Mage has Vangurd, and claymore. Kunkka has Shadow Blade, Urn, the sword used for Crystalis Omniknight has Skadi eye, treads, drums I was the one carrying our team, if I wasn't around they would instantly die. I had the most damage. I had (kind of) the most HP. I absorbed most damage I killed everyone by myself. Heres the kicker. Wait for it.. [sp]I was Pugna[/sp] Also, AM was russian, and unpaused when Kunkka randomly disappeared. Omni was also russian. They both spoke russian on voice chat.[/QUOTE] I have witnessed and been in very similar situations. Honestly it is a beautiful thing to see.

15 minute mark: 'WTF Antimage stop farming go gank!'

Had a game today against a Luna who wasn't familiar with the concept of situational awareness (or any awareness for that matter) and thus ended up going something like 7/17/4 or something. Still managed to stay relatively friendly up until his record went down the toilet. Went all silent up until the end. We downed their ancient, gg's all over the place and him going 'bg noobs'. We were somewhat perplexed.

Omniknight who rushed battlefury after his brown boots. I uhh-- [editline]12th November 2012[/editline] After that he got Power Treads.

Playing broodmother, have pushed to rax in 15 mins and team is just fucking derping out while PA helps me push, until she says "broodmother why u push lane how i gonna farm now? dumb assplayers all report" I quit dota now. Only diretide games until the fifteenth. Then i quit. EDIT Why the dumbs? I told everyone that i would start pushing and PA said she would help.

This clinkz who went suicidal just to kill me (I was CM) and out of the five attempts he only managed to kill me once but always died attempting. And someone on their team kept warding the cliff near the radiant large camp despite me having a sentry there and they never dewarded mine so they just ran out of observer wards

[QUOTE=wug;38427534]Playing broodmother, have pushed to rax in 15 mins and team is just fucking derping out while PA helps me push, until she says "broodmother why u push lane how i gonna farm now? dumb assplayers all report" I quit dota now. Only diretide games until the fifteenth. Then i quit. EDIT Why the dumbs? I told everyone that i would start pushing and PA said she would help.[/QUOTE] If it was the suicide lane, there's nothing wrong with pushing it as Broodmama. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] I don't know what that PA was expecting.

[QUOTE=wug;38427534]Playing broodmother, have pushed to rax in 15 mins and team is just fucking derping out while PA helps me push, until she says "broodmother why u push lane how i gonna farm now? dumb assplayers all report" I quit dota now. Only diretide games until the fifteenth. Then i quit. EDIT Why the dumbs? I told everyone that i would start pushing and PA said she would help.[/QUOTE] "I quit dota now. Only diretide games until the fifteenth. Then i quit."

So I just played my worst Lion game ever. Ever. 3/13/something Now, I was feeding like a bitch and I ain't gonna say otherwise ('twas not intentional) because I was alone on the bottom lane against three dudes just fucking stunning and playing most definitely with microphones. So, we also have this Skeleton King that basically did almost nothing during the match but bitch, and of course I happen to get into his sights. Everything I did, he bitched. Hell, I went on to put wards and he said "B, B, WTF?" We lost, I felt horrible for doing badly and having the most unfun match ever, but he just kept on bitching. I even ASKED if he had any advice, he said "fu noob"

[QUOTE=I am Error;38439869]So I just played my worst Lion game ever. Ever. 3/13/something [b]Now, I was feeding like a bitch and I ain't gonna say otherwise ('twas not intentional)[/b] because I was alone on the bottom lane against three dudes just fucking stunning and playing most definitely with microphones. So, we also have this Skeleton King that basically did almost nothing during the match but bitch, and of course I happen to get into his sights. Everything I did, he bitched. Hell, I went on to put wards and he said "B, B, WTF?" We lost, I felt horrible for doing badly and having the most unfun match ever, but he just kept on bitching. I even ASKED if he had any advice, he said "fu noob"[/QUOTE] Sorry for being "that guy", but that's not feeding. Feeding is when you intentionally kill yourself to give the enemy team an advantage.

[QUOTE=supersocko;38440864]Sorry for being "that guy", but that's not feeding. Feeding is when you intentionally kill yourself to give the enemy team an advantage.[/QUOTE] That's intentional feeding. Feeding is just dying a lot because of stupid reasons like not paying attention, thinking that missing heroes are not going to gank etc.

[QUOTE=I am Error;38439869]So I just played my worst Lion game ever. Ever. 3/13/something Now, I was feeding like a bitch and I ain't gonna say otherwise ('twas not intentional) because I was alone on the bottom lane against three dudes just fucking stunning and playing most definitely with microphones. So, we also have this Skeleton King that basically did almost nothing during the match but bitch, and of course I happen to get into his sights. Everything I did, he bitched. Hell, I went on to put wards and he said "B, B, WTF?" We lost, I felt horrible for doing badly and having the most unfun match ever, but he just kept on bitching. I even ASKED if he had any advice, he said "fu noob"[/QUOTE] I forgot to say, he also asked me politely to uninstall Dota 2. First time ever someone said that to me, oh my what laughs.

[QUOTE=I am Error;38449302]I forgot to say, he also asked me politely to uninstall Dota 2. First time ever someone said that to me, oh my what laughs.[/QUOTE] So much emphasis on single losses.