[QUOTE=I am Error;38449302]I forgot to say, he also asked me politely to uninstall Dota 2.
First time ever someone said that to me, oh my what laughs.[/QUOTE]
Did you ask anyone for help on bottom?
[QUOTE=RedRibbonMurderer;38449861]Did you ask anyone for help on bottom?[/QUOTE]
Of course, I got one gank at like 10 minutes, then nothing for some time and then it was 4v5 bottom lane all the time. SK had a thumb up his ass on top lane and not helping.
I'm not saying I did well, quite the opposite. I lost all motivation to play but I don't quit, so yeah. The Skeleton King was a dumbass though.
I hate pudge as much as ppl hate drow in every match
He is a punishment for your team if there is no warding and mid is stupid enough to feed him early on because of corner hooks.
Right now I'm in a match where my team refuses to push completely.
Like, we teamwipe and then they just fuck off and farm.
snipsnap
Played captains mode with a team composed entirely of Russians. I got bounty hunter and got about five kills before dying, dark seer and pudge call me noob bounty hunter. They have zero kills and five deaths each. I end up with the most kills and least deaths and they report me for being noob bounty hunter and I get two extra days on low priority. Fuck Russians in dota.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38407313]I thought I'd never see it, but Gondar who didn't use Track on guaranteed kills, or on anyone.
How can Gondar be so terrible?[/QUOTE]
When I play Gondar, I save my track for Riki and Clinkz. Unless there's no invis heroes, then I'll use it on a guaranteed kill.
[QUOTE=Zoran;38463042]When I play Gondar, I save my track for Riki and Clinkz. Unless there's no invis heroes, then I'll use it on a guaranteed kill.[/QUOTE]
Dude it has a 5 second cooldown, why are you "saving" it?
[QUOTE=Zoran;38463042]When I play Gondar, I save my track for Riki and Clinkz. Unless there's no invis heroes, then I'll use it on a guaranteed kill.[/QUOTE]
how to not play gondar 101
Game starts. Dragon Knight on base with 200 gold. I ask if he buying courier, he doesn't respond, instead he buys a teleporter and teleports to mid :rock:
My general strat with Gondar when ganking is to Shadow walk to my target, wait for it to recharge then tag them with track, shadow walk quickly and strike them.
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;38463989]My general strat with Gondar when ganking is to Shadow walk to my target, wait for it to recharge then tag them with track, shadow walk quickly and strike them.[/QUOTE]
I've always wondered this, whats the correct order to do stuff? You got your basic abilities and possibly medallion, track + medallion first or just attack from stealth first? You waste Shadow Walk bonus dmg or get less Jinada damage due to not reducing enemy armor.
[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;38463989]My general strat with Gondar when ganking is to Shadow walk to my target, wait for it to recharge then tag them with track, shadow walk quickly and strike them.[/QUOTE]
I do that, but I break shadow walk by attacking them, then track and medallion, then I keep autoing until jinada is almost off CD, then I shadow walk again and jinada, then repeat. If they are tping/running away/nearly dead, I'll use shuriken.
Had a game with two non-party people who were polar opposites
One was a complete moron, the other was a great player who was extremely nice
First guy goes Dazzle, steals farm from carry, doesn't buy wards until we beg him to (and that was pretty much the only supportive item he bought like all game), doesn't know what creep pulling is, is constantly away from team farming for some reason (his build was urn into BoT)
Other guy gets Clockwerk, goes mid, stomps, ganks, basically teamwipes each time we have a team fight, talks calmly into mic entire time and says how great it was playing with us after the game
Anyone else hate when stupid buttbuddy premades take lanes and then force everyone else into shit lane combos?
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;38474198][I]Rubick: Me and Viper on (radiant) bot.[/I]
Fuck you, you picked two good mid heroes and you are going TOGETHER to the easy lane. God I hate that.[/QUOTE]
Venomancer and magnus top(dire) , leaving us zero viable combinations for the rest of our lanes.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;38474198][I]Rubick: Me and Viper on (radiant) bot.[/I]
Fuck you, you picked two good mid heroes and you are going TOGETHER to the easy lane. God I hate that.[/QUOTE]
That's a very good lane. If an enemy gets caught out at all, they are dead. What wa sthe rets of the team's lineup?
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;38474159]Anyone else hate when stupid buttbuddy premades take lanes and then force everyone else into shit lane combos?[/QUOTE]
Haha yeah I remember once there were 2 people who wanted to go easy lane together.
I took Faceless Void (single draft), walked into their lane as they were waiting, and said "i farm top" and ofc he got angry at me because I forced his pal to go suicide lane, and I forced him to support me on easy lane.
Anyway, the game went on, we had decent lanes, the dude who was angry at me supported my last-hitting, I farmed a lot, and I carried the game. No hard feelings :v:
I'm beyond mad, never thought I could hate people from my country so much
These two guys, spend the entery game spamming the buy wards command
seriously, it was like a fucking bot, they said nothing esle aside form that, with the occasionally b and idiot
they never replied when I asked if they could understant basic english
Checked their profiles, both argentinians, and both had over 400 games
When I asked why the they were on us east if they couldn't communicate in english , axe replied with something like this "basic english, you fucking peruvian can't even play tren"
That phrase made me realize they came from a custom W3 server from my country called ombu server, most players there are terrible, overly racist and never improve, yet think they are fantastic and
They couldn't follow a simple initiation, were oblivious about any advice, seriously, even the asian guy on our team could understant what I was saying
also what annoyed me the most, they wanted wards, all the time, never asked for dust, and keep focusing on weaver who would always go invis or time lapse on their faces
most of the times we killed them was because either me or WD got dust
Now I remember what drived me away when a friend tried to get me into W3 dota
Lol just played with a russian team and they all people go top and said "good luck" with bad grammars most people said "goc luk" one picked storm spirit and go attack tower like a noob, he died and left then all russian team left..
[QUOTE=Hobbax;38494540]Lol just played with a russian team and they all people go top and said "good luck" with bad grammars most people said "goc luk" one picked storm spirit and go attack tower like a noob, he died and left then all russian team left..[/QUOTE]
are you sure you're in a position to be criticizing peoples' "grammars"
[QUOTE=Hobbax;38494540]Lol just played with a russian team and they all people go top and said "good luck" with bad grammars most people said "goc luk" one picked storm spirit and go attack tower like a noob, he died and left then all russian team left..[/QUOTE]
goc luk w/ dat critisising lol wen ur gramer is just as bad
People whining about grammar on the interwebs. May I add: roflmao?
I mean, it's not like he is totally incapable of writing english, unlike some players.. usually the russians.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38499349]People whining about grammar on the interwebs. May I add: roflmao?
I mean, it's not like he is totally incapable of writing english, unlike some players.. usually the russians.[/QUOTE]
If you can write, then you must write correctly.
Wrong grammar is a disgrace.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;38500424]Anyone who mutes teammates. No matter how much someone insults your sorry ass, you don't fucking mute an ally in a game where communication is the key to success! Holy shit, why the hell is there an option to mute allies?[/QUOTE]
I mute allies if they do nothing but insult or speak another language I don't understand
[QUOTE=Rawbutbull;38500753]I mute allies if they do nothing but insult or speak another language I don't understand[/QUOTE]
глупые свиньи едят педик член
идти среднего и ганг негра
Call mid, pick Rubick. Ally then calls mid, locks Pudge, I tell him I called it first but he ignores me.
Game starts, he buys bottle and goes midlane, I give in and go bot.
Venomancer thinks it's a good idea to trilane, ends up sitting in jungle doing non-stacked pulls and pushing out lane the whole game.
About 10 minutes later he has 0/2. Goes around using rot on minions and draining half his HP in the process without having bought Urn. Huskar top is doing just as bad vs Antifun and Bounty.
Russians start fighting and the guy who is duo queueing with Pudge start calling him noob.
Game ends 13/44 at 35 min. Antifun and Bounty are both level 24. gg
Oh jesus the consequences of not taking russia off of the server list.
First, i have no idea what the fuck they're telling me to do. They have to speak to me like "THAT YOU MOVE NOW LANE SYNTAR"
I assumed "syntar" was a broken english version of center, so i went over to mid where nothing was happening. He says "wow NOOB I SAY MOVE SYNTAR"
One of the player's names was pronounced SYNTAR in russian as i later found out, but i had no idea what the fuck SYNTAR was so i ended up getting reported all the way to low priority.
I played with a guy who had never played Dota2 before, Dota1/HoN sure, but his Dota2 profile was totally clean until yesterday.
Anyway, I played one of those matches with him as Gondar. Needless to say, the enemy team did not quite use stealth detection.
Their support bought one set of dusts ONCE, so I was allowed to roam/harass/gank as I please, basically playing around with my Shadow Walk cooldown. :v:
Yeah, it was funny. 744 gpm.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38511134]I played with a guy who had never played Dota2 before, Dota1/HoN sure, but his Dota2 profile was totally clean until yesterday.
Anyway, I played one of those matches with him as Gondar. Needless to say, the enemy team did not quite use stealth detection.
Their support bought one set of dusts ONCE, so I was allowed to roam/harass/gank as I please, basically playing around with my Shadow Walk cooldown. :v:
Yeah, it was funny. 744 gpm.[/QUOTE]
Why would you buy dust against a Slark? I would actually say that doing that is worse than not doing that since it's a waste of money. Slark needs sentries or a gem to see, due to his debuff ability.
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