[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;38501754]And suddenly they call ss or something else as important.
G and G.[/QUOTE]
If they refuse to speak english, they do not have the mental aptitude to quickly call ss.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38511210]Why would you buy dust against a Slark? I would actually say that doing that is worse than not doing that since it's a waste of money. Slark needs sentries or a gem to see, due to his debuff ability.[/QUOTE]
Where did you find Slark written, pray tell.
It says Gondar right here.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38511210]Why would you buy dust against a Slark? I would actually say that doing that is worse than not doing that since it's a waste of money. Slark needs sentries or a gem to see, due to his debuff ability.[/QUOTE]
I played Gondar, not Slark.
There was a Slark in the opposing team though, but his Leap doesn't do much against other invisible Heroes.
[img]http://puu.sh/1sun6[/img]
I just.. don't understand..
My 11 years of Spanish class culminated in me talking over mike with a few Spaniards in DoTA. Thank you, public education!
Had a Sven [B]wait[/B] until he accumulated 5k gold for a heart. He had maybe 8 LHs and would run into team fights, hammer, and immediately run away. Everytime someone died he'd call them a noob. When our team almost won a team fight in our base he comes in and hammers the survivors getting 3 kills. Couldn't tell if he was a griefer or just honestly that monumentally retarded.
[QUOTE=BlackAwps;38531830][img]http://puu.sh/1sun6[/img]
I just.. don't understand..[/QUOTE]
I bet hes rapping
[QUOTE=maxumym;38499708]If you can write, then you must write correctly.
Wrong grammar is a disgrace.[/QUOTE]
Nobody has time to type in proper grammar while trying to play, and it's not like you can't understand what they're saying if they leave out some capitalization and punctuation.
[QUOTE=ryanmh12;38538197]Nobody has time to type in proper grammar while trying to play, and it's not like you can't understand what they're saying if they leave out some capitalization and punctuation.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure he was joking, and even then.
I do.
[QUOTE=ryanmh12;38538197]Nobody has time to type in proper grammar while trying to play, and it's not like you can't understand what they're saying if they leave out some capitalization and punctuation.[/QUOTE]
That's why we created voice chat. :eng101:
Met a drow ranger with 0 wins, almost exclusively played drow ranger. So whenever I would try to set up a push or explain why something was or wasn't good, they had the nerve to tell me to learn to play before telling people what to do. I asked her to explain, and she said "You denied me my creeps in lane, left it too early and I never got my items". I was jungling enchantress.
I pick Drow, blue, the last one to pick, picks Invoker. I'm already at mid and he starts pissing and moaning and says, [B]"Drow isn't a mid hero."[/B] I'm aware Drow is also great in lane, so I went hard-lane with Tidehunter and dominated the fuck out of it while Invoker pissed away gold at mid, never denied the Magnus the enemy team had at mid and missed a fuckton of last hits.
Was fighting a Phantom Lancer and got a dragon breath kill on him while he was running away invis and then proceeded to stomp him
At the end he started spazzing out and yelling PENIS DRAGON KNIGHT NOOB
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;38543764]Was fighting a Phantom Lancer and got a dragon breath kill on him while he was running away invis and then proceeded to stomp him
At the end he started spazzing out and yelling PENIS DRAGON KNIGHT NOOB[/QUOTE]
I love it when people just don't catch on that invis isn't invincible.
I got about 4 kills off on a templar assassin using jugs spin. He just sat there, waiting i guess.
Juggernaut on enemy team spins to clear out a creep wave, our riki with 120 hp runs in saying "stop move away i ganging"
Had a game with 9 russains in the Europe queue (Thanks for non region lock etc.)
The tiny on our team kept pinging me endlessly for most of the game.
Because he kept hitting the guy in lane that I had nightmared as bane.
[QUOTE=TheHypnotoad;38548861]Had a game with 9 russains in the Europe queue (Thanks for non region lock etc.)
The tiny on our team kept pinging me endlessly for most of the game.
Because he kept hitting the guy in lane that I had nightmared as bane.[/QUOTE]
Hey, just go by this mantra when you play Bane :
"It's not a problem for me, it's a problem for you! And it is funny to me."
[QUOTE=TheHypnotoad;38548861]Had a game with 9 russains in the Europe queue (Thanks for non region lock etc.)
The tiny on our team kept pinging me endlessly for most of the game.
Because he kept hitting the guy in lane that I had nightmared as bane.[/QUOTE]
there is NO need for a region lock
Region lock is fucking horrible. It stops you from playing with a friend simply because they're not in the same region as you, regardless of your ping.
I play a lot with an American friend, so a region lock would fuck us up. On the other hand with all these goddamn ruskies it is [I]somewhat[/I] tempting.
No offense meant to Russians who actually are nice.
Fucking Axe on our team kept spamming Mid missing with the chat wheel all game long. Muting him only stopped his alert from popping up in chat :suicide:
I just had a battlefury-first bounty hunter and scepter-rushing axe get mad at me for farming in the jungle and not buying wards.
As Chaos Knight :pwn:
A drow on the enemy team was upset, she said something along the lines "wow you must be proud give urself a pat in the back!" after centaur and i killed her and I made a joke about killsteals
A minute later one of my teammates crashes and the game becomes safe to leave
everyone on the enemy team leaves, also checked the profile of the guy who was playing drow, one of his/her most succesful heroes was drowso basically a pubstomber got mad at someone pubstombing :v:
[QUOTE=dual elites;38555766]I just had a battlefury-first bounty hunter and scepter-rushing axe get mad at me for farming in the jungle and not buying wards.
As Chaos Knight :pwn:[/QUOTE]
You farmed jungle as Chaos Knight?
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38557239]You farmed jungle as Chaos Knight?[/QUOTE]
If the enemy is fed and the lanes are shit, you go into the jungle and hope you don't get interrupted.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38557239]You farmed jungle as Chaos Knight?[/QUOTE]
Was forced to do this once.
I got maybe 2 last hits in lane.
Farmed up a Midas, ended up winning the game for us. They just straight up left me alone and I came back with a Manta and Satanic.
Just had 2 people lane together at Riki and Bounty Hunter, Riki went AFK 5 minutes in and Bounty hunter left the moment riki was kicked and the game was safe to leave after going 0/6/0. Neither of them spoke English and it was so stereotypical it hurt to watch.
[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/66807978[/url]
Guy randoms KotL, asks if anyone wants to swap with him
So I say fine and ask him what he wants
He says to just random
So I get Clockwerk and give it to him, assuming that he would actually know how to play Clockwerk
Guy proceeds to just farm all game and get Radiance as his first item, after like 35 minutes
Misses all his hooks and rarely uses flare
Not sure how we managed to win that game, but it's clear that he was just a moron that refuses to support and I should've said fuck him and taken the Clockwerk and actually had an enjoyable game
^ I'm the same.
I random some shit Hero that I don't know how to play, ask for swap and tell them to random too.
Then obviously I'm entitled to swap with them, but most of the times it all goes well.
I know I shouldn't random if there are 1-3 Heroes that I can't play (Invoker, SF, Lyca, etc, I hate them) but I can't resist randoming heroes like just KotL for example, it's glorious!
Just had a game with Alchemist who didn't know how to use his bottle ability and blew a good chunk off his health on several occasions ("there aren't enemy heroes around all the time") and a CM who had absolutely no clue how to play support, like, at all. To the point where I just eventually got the courier because CM apparently couldn't be fucked.
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