Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

Had a Sven that kept stunning creeps even when enemies were nearby. He also rushed hand of midas but had the least items/gold in the team.

a magnus that constaly ordered everyone around, but never joined up for team ganks [B]ever.[/B] he then rushed Bfury and never leveled his cleave all game except for once (because we told him to). never used his charge or his ulti, just spammed Q. did literally nothing all game and we lost.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;38741237]a magnus that constaly ordered everyone around, but never joined up for team ganks [B]ever.[/B] he then rushed Bfury and never leveled his cleave all game except for once (because we told him to). never used his charge or his ulti, just spammed Q. did literally nothing all game and we lost.[/QUOTE] Empower is very usually the last thing to max out on Magnus.

Played with a retarded pudge he said "im very good with this hero" he just hook like a extremely retarded also he delayed hook to LVL 2 at LVL 12 he was feeding all time he got already 19 deaths and no kills, then he said "dude silencer is so small is hard to hook him" then dota 2 crashed, shutdown computer.

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38741549]Empower is very usually the last thing to max out on Magnus.[/QUOTE] He only lvled it once and tried to max his stats first.

I saw a Drow not level her aura at all and take stats over it. :suicide:

Playing with a Lion who didn't put a point into Hex until he maxed his other skills... [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] He abandoned and we won without him so it's all good

Wanna see what happens when you lane against Enchantress/Luna with the most retarded Lich you've ever met? [URL]https://dotabuff.com/matches/75699324[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;38767789]Wanna see what happens when you lane against Enchantress/Luna with the most retarded Lich you've ever met? [URL]https://dotabuff.com/matches/75699324[/URL][/QUOTE] I like how Enchantress doesn't go for Aghs but Lich does

[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;38767837]I like how Enchantress doesn't go for Aghs but Lich does[/QUOTE] Ench's item build is really variable, Agh's is far from required. The enemy had Disruptor and Lich who can fuck things up with a well placed ult/whatever, so Orchid is a decent early pick-up. Force staff helps with the survivability that Agh's would've given and also has a lot more utility. Sheepstick is never bad. Love how Lich got both a Null Talisman and a Bracer though.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;38768511] Love how Lich got both a Null Talisman and a Bracer though.[/QUOTE] Lich was so disgustingly bad it's not even funny anymore. Refused to buy wards, dust, courier, flying courier or ANYTHING a support should buy.

Myself, probably.

Nyx with over 1280 wins rushes a Bloodstone so he doesn't have enough damage to burst down OD and OD just waltzes into every teamfight after everyone's low and ults

Just lost a game where a Spirit Breaker and Phantom Assassin said "We're on skype together. So tough shit." and laned together, forcing me to lane mid as Shadow Shaman. Of course, when the game started turning against us the first words out of their mouths were "Shadow shaman should have let Lich or OD mid." when I did better mid then anyone else on my team did in their lane. Spirit breaker was also charging random creeps while OD built nothing but magi robes. Edit: Oh right, I forgot to mention that the main reason we lost teamfights is because everyone danced around waiting for someone else to initiate while Windrunner, Undying and Ezalor took potshots at us until they all just dove our asses.

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;38768661]Lich was so disgustingly bad it's not even funny anymore. Refused to buy wards, dust, courier, flying courier or ANYTHING a support should buy.[/QUOTE] That's weird. If I don't buy wards and/or couriers as Lich, I literally run out of tasks to do very quickly.

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;38775119]That's weird. If I don't buy wards and/or couriers as Lich, I literally run out of tasks to do very quickly.[/QUOTE] Ganking with nice slow while making allies durable against physical reponse ; Covering spawned runes for bottlecarrier ; Stacking camps for carries to farm <neutral or ancient> ; using Ice Armor on nearby allied creeps for a bit of subtle push ; teamfighting when ultimate is up ; harassing enemies who don't have direct way of killing you ; ... List can go on.

I know.

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;38768661]Lich was so disgustingly bad it's not even funny anymore. Refused to buy wards, dust, courier, flying courier or ANYTHING a support should buy.[/QUOTE] I thought being bad at Lich was impossible. Even if you do zero supporting you still got easy spells.

[QUOTE=Rarara;38775299]I thought being bad at Lich was impossible. Even if you do zero supporting you still got easy spells.[/QUOTE] He was legitimately bad. I could've gone Drow, build her as support and I'd still have been more useful.

happened like 3 minutes ago. get into a match, right off the bat my team picks Huskar and Naix. alright, cool. I random Centuar, even cooler. friend picks Pudge and the last guy on our team picks Sven instead of a support. We ask him why he picked Sven (politely) and he goes "Sven is kinda a support." (it lists him as a support last but he should never be played that way) which lead to a lot of "what" from our team. He goes "okay then." and [b]abandons the match in the first 40 seconds.[/b] just why

Sven is a Support/Semi-carry. Just like Silencer/Windrunner/Necrolyte.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;38775786]Sven [B]was[/B] a support/semi-carry while Necrolyte and Silencer are and will be semi-supports/semi-carries/utility heroes. Windrunner is just pure utility but can play the carry role if needed, but that's part of her utility role. Sven was always a pretty bad support and I'm pretty sure he was only played as one because he couldn't do any other role well. Sure, he has a nice buff and a stun, but there were heroes who did that much better.[/QUOTE] Not exactly. He always had temporary carry capabilities due to God's Strength, but teams were uncomfortable with it. With God's Strength on cooldown, he wasn't anywhere as strong as any other persistent carry. Greater Cleave was very circumstancial, so without good black hole or vaccum there was little to do with it and his Warcry and Storm Hammer were functional by themselves, without need for Sven to have big items. As support, he could usually reach boots of choice, with drums and mek on board and go on killing people with his team due to Stun, MS boost as well as God's Stregth and focus on squishies while actually carry killed enemy VIPs. Now people use him as surplus carry. Surplus as in he reaches high damage output and functionality very easily due to abilities that act as catalysts/support. Stun is of course universal in this case, even better that it is AoE. Greater Cleave allows him to clean up stacks of creeps very quickly (So team can jumpstart Sven with proper commitment), Warcry as general boost to Armor and MS (espeically MS) makes sure he reaches targets with BKB active and God's Strength multiplies effectiveness of any Str/Attack Speed/Chance-based effect that Sven has. This means that Sven with God's Strenght active and BKB ready is able to kill people just as good and as much as Faceless Void or maybe even Medusa when they hit their "scary" level 30-40-50 minutes into the game. Except he does that 15-20 minutes in. There is a drawback however, a significant one. 80 Second cooldown with 25 second duration. Should a team be able to halter teamfight for God's Strenght to run out (Song of the Siren combined with maybe a Wall of Replica?) all they will have to deal with is farmed melee with 70% cleave, stun and some very humble steroids. Faceless Void still has Backtrack, Timelock and Timewalk if Chrono is out of comission. Spectere doesn't really need ultimate to be scary with proper items. Phantom Lancer has no real cooldowns. Anti-mage's Mana Void is a bit situational at times. Sven is like that overclocked racing car that some enthusiast made in his garage for the big race. Compared to actual, precisely designed sports cars, fine tuned and reliable, he is worse in general, but able to outshine them due to that home-made nitro, but only if he can use it, and that thing isn't always availiable. Thus Sven Support is still a good asset to the team if he isn't required to carry. More so due to God's Strength buff as he can hurt more even without items.

Always trust Tokagero to know this shit.

Single draft, everyone pretty much decided their picks, last guy is between two carries, Luna and OD enemy picks anti mage, teammate picks demon And god fucking damnit, I never hated OD so much he maxed orb before aura, and casted arcane prision every fucking chance he had, for example, the enemy anti mage was lasso'd and dragged into the flames, had SD's damage amp and disruptor hitting him with thunderbolt, OD comes and saves him. Then complains about how everyone was trying their best to make it look like it was his fault

Just had the most fun match of my life and we lost. Only reason we lost was because I got outcarried. Also didn't help that our Centaur was just having a bad game. I went Press R and Win Jug and rushed an Agh. I also played with a "I don't give a FUCK" attitude. It worked out really well. I dodged at least 3 Laguna Blades with Omnislash. I really felt bad for the enemy team. Their only competent member was a Pudge who was hooking like mad, yet he managed to miss me every time. They had a professional ricer Doom who did nothing but farm all game, and only entered fights when he had a Radiance and a Heart. Whenever he did get in a fight, he doomed everyone BUT me. When we finally lost (Because Omnislash was down) their shit Drow said "CHILE VS GRINGOS WE WIN!" Dumb loss, but good god it was fun. Here's the match if anyone is interested. [URL]https://dotabuff.com/matches/75804171[/URL]

I had a russian in every game today. Two in one game that was lich and doom. Lich takes mid and gathers a metric fuck load of gold, but never spends it. I asked him to but courier and he said fucking noob in broken english. I was faceless void and i had to buy support items because our support didnt want to. Sven is to against witch doctor and riki. He cant get any farm and politely asks doom to help. Doom said "fuckin american im jung" and does nothing but jungle. Later he goes in all chat and announces hes jungling. He keeps getting killed by riki. I cant have any items because im buying dust trying to counter riki, lich wont buy any support items. This goes all game. Riki says gg noobs as he sits outside our fountain camping and not ending it. Next game is a RU dragon knight who kept trying to solo phantomlancer. Feeds phantomlancer and voice chats "u all are fuckin noobs". And just does literally nothing other than feed. [U]It hurts.[/U]

pub carries "40 minutes, lets see what our luna have, probably manta and Hotd, or manta bkb." nope: aghanims, treads, morbid mask, oblivion staff because she was going refresher and yesterday i had a drow who rushed Skadi, yes, skadi i cant play carry because i suck at farming but this is painful

[QUOTE=Reno360;38780666]Just had the most fun match of my life and we lost. Only reason we lost was because I got outcarried. Also didn't help that our Centaur was just having a bad game. I went Press R and Win Jug and rushed an Agh. I also played with a "I don't give a FUCK" attitude. It worked out really well. I dodged at least 3 Laguna Blades with Omnislash. I really felt bad for the enemy team. Their only competent member was a Pudge who was hooking like mad, yet he managed to miss me every time. They had a professional ricer Doom who did nothing but farm all game, and only entered fights when he had a Radiance and a Heart. Whenever he did get in a fight, he doomed everyone BUT me. When we finally lost (Because Omnislash was down) their shit Drow said "CHILE VS GRINGOS WE WIN!" Dumb loss, but good god it was fun. Here's the match if anyone is interested. [URL]https://dotabuff.com/matches/75804171[/URL][/QUOTE] Wrong Thread?

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;38775931]Always trust Tokagero to know this shit.[/QUOTE] He probably has more hours on dota 2 than anyone here (1500, iirc), so he'd have to know this shit.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;38781219]Wrong Thread?[/QUOTE] No, I thought their team fit the "Stupid" criteria.