There was a terrible sniper on my team, who fed a Phantom Assassin like hell. The icing on the cake, [sp]he was russian[/sp].
The enemy team gave me a free lane to farm as Anti-Mage. No attempts to gank me, except a Clinkz who tried to kill me and ran as soon as I hit him back.
It's satisfying playing a hard carry with free farm, leaving the jungle after a while and dominating every fight once you have loads of items.
Met a Weaver player when playing single draft, he spent the game trying to give constructive critisism on how the other players played (At least I hope it was supposed to be constructive), he even got the entire team together to report me for feeding after I got ganked three times. It was at this point people realized that the Weaver in question was getting vladimirs, which led to at least ten minutes of people trying to convince him that lifesteal doesn't work on Weaver, which was also promptly ignored.
Somehow we ended up winning the match, and I laughed when I looked over the final stats.
I didn't have the best K/D at 7/3, but it was the lowest amount of deaths in the match, not like Weavers 2/8.
How do people even die as Weaver that much
Whenever I die as Weaver it's because I did something REALLY stupid
i met a Riki that never did anything before popping his smoke.
Every time he wanted to farm creeps he would pop smoke on them...
A juggernaut on the other team went boots then scepter.
It worked :(
Saw someone in a match earlier today telling us not to auto attack and to stop pushing.
I understand that you should take the time to farm at the beginning of the game, but telling me to stop killing creeps and go after heroes with low health (I mean like one more shot and they'd be dead low health) and constantly running away from any encounter doesn't make you a good team player. Especially when you're playing a support character, and you try to hog all the exp/gold.
The other day I was playing a match in WC3's DotA with a "pro". He was doing a dissaster, (buying random things, jumping into the enemy alone, that sort of thing), and saying I was a noob because I wasn't making items that would make me do lots of damage (I was ezalor and the only support in the team...). I told him that he can't expect to win if he doesn't think before doing anything, his answer? "fuck u this is not ches." Then muted me (yep, he was the host.). We still won, but not thanks to him.
Went into a game where one of my teammates said "I feed, okay?".
We lost.
Well i dont know what just happened, but i played with a feeder that constantly bringed the courier to him to get it killed, i was CM and tried to bring it back to base...he tried everything to make us lose...but somehow we won...
The enemy team wasnt that good anyways, i mean i was a Solo CM with almost no regen left against a Tidehunter and an Omniknight, and didnt die.
We had 1 russian guy on our team, who refused to listen to teammates at all and didn't say anything the entire match.
Me: syka rubbick Xaxaxa
Rubbick: fuck you bitch i fuck your mother
I just played with one of the most awful people I've ever played with. This guy shit talks our entire team, calling people faggots and saying shit about people's parents molesting them whenever they did something he didn't like. He also told me that on batrider I should completely ignore sticky napalm and max out flamebreak.
I picked Naix and then my whole team picks squishy int supports and agi heroes against a lineup like Jugg, Pudge, NP, Invoker and AA. I free farm our jungle for 25 min and get my Assault, hand, boots and armlet and my team just feeds and they bought NO wards. End game, they're up to our base destroying our barracks and I run in to them all and get a rampage and a 6th kill (invoker bought back). We ended up losing because of how squishy they were.
Sven who insisted he go mid, even though our Pudge was an obvious better choice.
Proceeded to use his Q to killsteal as much as possible.
Friend of mine apparently had the shittiest match of his life.
Everyone was distributed by the lanes, he included on bottom as SK, except for a Huskar who went jungling right at the start for some reason.
My friend got 2 on 1'd by a shadow shaman and a weaver. Kept pinging for help, no one came. Not even the lvl1 huskar that was jungling for nothing.
He came once, attacked weaver instead of shadow shaman that was getting stunned by sk, and then went back to the jungle. All of this still at lvl1, while everyone else was at 6 already.
He got tired of the game, and for the first time, fed the other team intentionally.
Edit:
Just came across what might have been the worst Riki ever.
He goes mid with Harbinger for some fucking reason, which also was noob, and the skill he uses the most? His ulti.
Literally, he saw us getting killed and did NOTHING. Stayed invisible through the whole time we were getting killed. Didn't use smoke, didn't use Blind Strike, nothing. Just invisible... Nothing else at all.
Did some pub games with Bounty cause it's fun to interrupt jungling and pulls. Enemy team didn't buy a single ward or dust until the end of the game when we already had all their rax down.
Rushed Orchid too, they had a few casters :v:
I played against a rus Drow. Called everyone a "cyka" whether he killed or got killed. was hilarious since all he did was stealing from their Sven and proceeded to feed, followed by a hude spam of "CYKA!" and "I report."
Also played as BS mid and drew first blood on Brood. Got a fairley decent game with force staff and boots around 9 mins. checking stats real quick and notices our top lane was 0/13 and bot 2/9.
All of a sudden 5 people rape my silly ass. The fun thing is that after i died for the first time 2 of my teammates start bombarding me with Russian curse words and calling me a feeder.
DotA really need a russian server for them so they can stop fucking up my games.
Russian word for bitch in case anyone is interested
I really like how everyone blames everything on "dem ruskies". I am a Russian myself, and I am proud of it. I can talk down almost any bad player in my team without any effort (and I can explain any insult or phrase, if you want me to) . All you have to do, guys, is to have a bilingual Russian guy in your party and it's gonna be alright, works the same way with BRs.
On topic, I had to play with a party of three Thai players on my team, who were spamming "-ping" in chat (and then one of them told me he had a 400 ping), feeding (like, 1/15/5 as Razor and something like that as Venge). It was on [i]Europe[/i].
[QUOTE=Demeschik;36573470]I really like how everyone blames everything on "dem ruskies". I am a Russian myself, and I am proud of it. I can talk down almost any bad player in my team without any effort (and I can explain any insult or phrase, if you want me to) . All you have to do, guys, is to have a bilingual Russian guy in your party and it's gonna be alright, works the same way with BRs.
On topic, I had to play with a party of three Thai players on my team, who were spamming "-ping" in chat (and then one of them told me he had a 400 ping), feeding (like, 1/15/5 as Razor and something like that as Venge). It was on [i]Europe[/i].[/QUOTE]
The chance of having :
a. a russian player skilled at this game
b. one that can also talk english
c. one that actually WANTS to talk english
d. isn't a roid raging lunatic
are very, [I]very[/I] small when you're solo queueing.
1-15 Witch Doctor with 5 bracers and a power treads.
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;36574092]The chance of having :
a. a russian player skilled at this game
b. one that can also talk english
c. one that actually WANTS to talk english
d. isn't a roid raging lunatic
are very, [I]very[/I] small when you're solo queueing.[/QUOTE]
I've got 2 friends that fit that description, and they're both from FP :v:
Game full of good mid heroes. "necro mid, we all on teamspeak."
afsds, still won though.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;36574592]I've got 2 friends that fit that description, and they're both from FP :v:[/QUOTE]
Friends don't count, they are in your friends list for a reason. I'm talking genuine no-holds barred texas solo queue here
I played a game with a Shadow Fiend who maxed necromastery and the -armour aura, then he got stats over raze and his ultimate. He started off with boots tango, rushed a desolator and then got a skull basher. When he ran out of stat levels he still ignored his ultimate.
When do I get to leave the torment of low skill bracket games?
There was an Axe in my team who wanted to kill 1000+ hp heroes with just a level 1 Battle Hunger. I mean he casted on them and walked in the other way. If anybody actually killed his 'prey' he called them a killstealing noob. Then at the 40th minute he finally bought a Blink Dagger, and used it to...killsteal.
(For example i was chasing a severely hurt Lion waiting my Frost Blast to cool down, then that Axe blinks in ults that Lion, and runs away shouting: 'YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY SIR!')
[QUOTE=Proogles;36576897]I played a game with a Shadow Fiend who maxed necromastery and the -armour aura, then he got stats over raze and his ultimate. He started off with boots tango, rushed a desolator and then got a skull basher. When he ran out of stat levels he still ignored his ultimate.
When do I get to leave the torment of low skill bracket games?[/QUOTE]
Had a shadow fiend like that, but at least he got his ultimate.
Still skipped raze though.
I once played with a guy who build dagon on tidehunter as first item, and the only item. Not sure if he was trying to be like that dagon and you vid or what but it was god awful.
[QUOTE=Frozen;36574543]1-15 Witch Doctor with 5 bracers and a power treads.[/QUOTE]
Buying one bracer means that you recognize that you need a little buff to stay alive.
Buying two bracers means that you accept that you are not going to get much farm this game, and you want to stay alive in team fights.
Buying three or more bracers is a cry for help.
An guy from my team left after 40 min and huskar is feeding. here is chat text
Invoker has left this game is safe to leave.
Warlock: why are you feeding huskar?
Huskar: no stats will be recorded
Warlock: o rly?
Huskar: rly
Warlock: but.. that happens in early game
Huskar: dude its early game
Warlock: but 40 minutes have passed..
Huskar: read time fucktard 11 minutes have passed
Huskar has disconnected from game
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