Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

Pretty much every game i play there are always these premade russians that insists on going 2 carrys on one lane...

this fucking russian that took my ult orb and manta recipe then denied both i want to fucking watch these motherfuckers whimper like a bitch as they burn to death fucking really

[QUOTE=Demonkahh;38842250]this fucking russian that took my ult orb and manta recipe then denied both i want to fucking watch these motherfuckers whimper like a bitch as they burn to death fucking really[/QUOTE] I'm just confused as why they don't use their own server, surely if every Russian joined that server their queue times would be quick.

This fucking Disruptor We're doing well early game, but he doesn't put a single point in Glimpse until he maxes everything else Uses his spells before Magnus goes in so he only gets like one person, then complains that we're not coordinated

[QUOTE=PyroCF;38842424]I'm just confused as why they don't use their own server, surely if every Russian joined that server their queue times would be quick.[/QUOTE] I have a few friends who are Russian and not morons who tell me that they don't wanna play in Russian servers because it's filled with morons

[QUOTE=PyroCF;38842424]I'm just confused as why they don't use their own server, surely if every Russian joined that server their queue times would be quick.[/QUOTE] Because they don't want to play with eachother. They are very aware how awful they are, and they don't care that We don't want them either. If atleast they would speak the right language..

every finn is born with a burning hate for russia I always wondered why, but it's obviously for dota

[QUOTE=Bomimo;38835389]You just mentioned half the viable junglers in the game. [editline]15th December 2012[/editline] done that once. You need a wisp and a ton of heal and you gotta share the tank. When he's low, you'll tank. he'll tether and pop a potion to sustain your health. when he's at full, he goes back in to tank. repeat 3 times and Congrats. You're both almost level 4 and have a ton of gold. But if you fail, you p. much threw the game. Good luck.[/QUOTE] Or you could like, you know, just ursa SK and duo it easily :v:

I had a drow who just randomly decided to not play with us. She got a bunch of farm, then said "Im just gonna farm, you can win without me" Then she acted all pissed off all game when no one did or said anything to her. I took that bitches aegis and raped with crystal maiden, we won the game without her and then everyone reported her.

[QUOTE=Chaplin;38843278]I have a few friends who are Russian and not morons who tell me that they don't wanna play in Russian servers because it's filled with morons[/QUOTE] That is in no way a valid reason to go be a moron on Europe servers.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;38842038]Thinking that the SK there means Sand King makes it infinitely more hilarious.[/QUOTE] Oh right, fuck. It's Skeleton King btw.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;38845567]That is in no way a valid reason to go be a moron on Europe servers.[/QUOTE] Do you realize how xenophobic your fucking posts are?

I was just in a match who we had invoker, and fed a sniper like fuck. And he only ever used tornado, every teamfight, just 1 tornado and auto attacks, nothing else. I also had a teammate who left 5 minutes into the match with no reason at all, just left out of the blue, he was doing fine also, he already got a kill and no deaths, but he still left because hes a fucking asshole.

[QUOTE=FuryBlitz;38847562]I was just in a match who we had invoker, and fed a sniper like fuck. And he only ever used tornado, every teamfight, just 1 tornado and auto attacks, nothing else. I also had a teammate who left 5 minutes into the match with no reason at all, just left out of the blue, he was doing fine also, he already got a kill and no deaths, but he still left because hes a fucking asshole.[/QUOTE] If he was dong as good as you say he was it sounds like something just popped up rather than a rage quit or being a asshole, shit happens.

The guy leaving on the 5' mark was me actually. I didn't say anything because i really had to go urgently, i wasn't really expecting it. I apology for it Fury, i hope you can understand

[QUOTE=Constructor;38843378]every finn is born with a burning hate for russia I always wondered why, but it's obviously for dota[/QUOTE] You hurt my feelings, Con.

[QUOTE=Constructor;38843378]every finn is born with a burning hate for russia I always wondered why, but it's obviously for dota[/QUOTE] What about the Swedish? Fuck 'em too! Also what's up with first getting 7 matches in a row with awesome people, then getting a streak of idiots and assholes?

yeah all swedes are gay

We get a very close match where both mid tier 3 towers towers and rax are down. Absolutely crazy match, the opponents kunkka comes in with a divine rapier chipping away our ancient's hp and we manage to kill him off. In the process, everyone dies except a turkish jug who picks it up from our team. He then proceeds to kill anyone in his way 1by1 and when finally reaches the enemy base, instead of destroying the final towers near the ancient, he goes to the top and bot t4 towers and those [B]little [/B]buildings. never been so pissed off in my life, ping spamming like mad, cursing flaming him to destroy those two towers. so meanwhile he takes his sweet time to destroy the top and bottom towers, the other team's players respawn, kill him and take the rapier back -.- two towers before the main ancient still remain and then me and another english understanding guy(visage) decide to smoke up and sneak into the base. on the way, the other english understanding guy conveniently decides to join the other retards who are destroying the TOP t4 rax/tower AGAIN, leaving me alone against two towers. Luckily I was ranger and quickly took down the towers and ancient myself -.- (they were in our base the same time so it was a race on who'd take the ancient down first) for the first time an ancient vs ancient battle [U]with smoke[/U] worked out for me. i was happy but was stressed out too much at the jug's behaviour.

-.-

I am sick 'n' tired of anti-mages getting battlefury It's not a good idea just go straight for manta you ponces

[QUOTE=Samiam22;38850059]I am sick 'n' tired of anti-mages getting battlefury It's not a good idea just go straight for manta you ponces[/QUOTE] What if you can get it in less than 20 minutes ? Antimage doesn't have innate farming mechanism, just like Spectre for example, thus an item that benefits him in terms of killing creeps faster seems reasonable. Unless you are going for a pure brawl-entire-game tactic, but that requires your team ensuring you don't die (and guess who enemy fears, thus wants to kill more : Crystal Maiden or Anti-Mage?) all the time and can "farm" heroes so to speak.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;38850059]I am sick 'n' tired of anti-mages getting battlefury It's not a good idea just go straight for manta you ponces[/QUOTE] How is bfury not good on Anti Mage? It lets you farm a lot faster, a Manta alone wont cut it, with a bfury you can get a Manta a couple of minutes later as well as some other items down the road. If you get Manta first you are stuck with Manta. What Anti Mages should stop getting is Vanguard.

[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/79512852[/url] I somehow ended up with 3 feeders on a single team. 3!

Mid Mirana with no ulti at level 15. We lost.

[QUOTE=Jessey;38851190]Mid Mirana with no ulti at level 15. We lost.[/QUOTE] I was in a game where a Luna leveled her Lucent Beam only once, but leveled her ulti normally. Ended up completely ignoring Lucent for stats later in the game. Surprisingly enough she didn't make an awfully large impact in teamfights.

A drow rushing bloodstone for ice arrows. Its the new meta guys :D.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;38851479]A drow rushing bloodstone for ice arrows. Its the new meta guys :D.[/QUOTE] i had a drow do this she had arcane boots, bloodstone, and a rod of atos she was RU and kept saying "ITS GOOD, ARROW COST MANY" We still won...

Im not trying to sound like I hate other races but... What the fuck is with all the Chinese, Russian, and South American doing on fucking US-EAST. These people have insane pings and dont speak a word of English, is their a reason? Is it faster to connect to US-EAST in some places, or are people just not switching regions? Every time someone is lagging, and doesnt speak English, I just see their ping at 300 constantly, and it blows my mind on why they dont switch. I dont get why you wouldnt play in your region for faster connections.

i go alchemist 2 russians pick luna and drow both say "WE LANE TOGETHER" they just autoattack the lane, drow has aura on from the start the enemies in their lane go to gank them, they are both yelling at me for some reason My friend is playing lina and feeds over 15 times in the whole game. My friend playing zeus feeds 13 times. I get shit farm due to drows aura ALWAYS BEING ON Drow gets the message and never turns it on for the late game i have nothing as alchemist due to the dumbass drow and luna I got blamed for that game