Stupid people you've seen in pubs!

[dass]

Why would someone be a "carry invoker"?
He's like, the best support/nuker/semi-carry multirole in the game.

And that's without mentioning the godawful item choice...

[coup]

[QUOTE=dass;38982856]Why would someone be a "carry invoker"?
He's like, the best support/nuker/semi-carry multirole in the game.

And that's without mentioning the godawful item choice...[/QUOTE]

It's certainly possible and can be quite scary, but you'd rather want to leave it to more traditional carries.

[dass]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38983211]It's certainly possible and can be quite scary, but you'd rather want to leave it to more traditional carries.[/QUOTE]

Waste of potential.

Even a cold snap + forged spirit only combo is a waste of potential, bonus points if you can invoke everything, further bonus points if you're lv.17 (even more if you have a scepter)

[coup]

Just played as Treant with a laning Sniper. I took a single last hit from him, one which he wasn't going to get anyway, and then he goes completely insane. He raged and started feeding Pudge (who was laning against us).

I don't understand how some people can get so angry over something so small.

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38983475]Just played as Treant with a laning Sniper. I took a single last hit from him, one which he wasn't going to get anyway, and then he goes completely insane. He raged and started feeding Pudge (who was laning against us).

I don't understand how some people can get so angry over something so small.[/QUOTE]

Most pubs I've gone into seem to have 2 unwritten rules regarding that (from the pov of a support):
1. If you think your buddy's gonna miss a last hit, take it.
2. It's alright to take a few last hits every now and then.

[Shibbey]

Every Invoker should get 6 utility items so they can have 16 spells.

If you don't want 16 spells then you are not glorious at invocation.

[editline]26th December 2012[/editline]

nobody take me seriously pls

[coup]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;38983526]Most pubs I've gone into seem to have 2 unwritten rules regarding that (from the pov of a support):
1. If you think your buddy's gonna miss a last hit, take it.
2. It's alright to take a few last hits every now and then.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, when I play carry I let them do that. If supports don't get a few last hits they can't even get boots and when our lane is eventually ganked they will always die if they don't have any last hits. I don't want anyone on my team to be feeding, which will happen if someone with, let's say, Phase Boots comes and ganks a Venomancer with not even regular boots.

[editline]26th December 2012[/editline]

And in the game I was talking about, that was 2 minutes into the game and he was too busy harassing the laning Pudge to hit that one creep so I took it. He proceeded to feed Pudge 3 kills in 3 minutes soon after.

[Vengar]

This Phantom Assasin (never levelled Dagger) and Bane dou instantly went to mid. They fed hard, PA even died once after atttacking a nightmared creep.
Thye both had the same clantag and were writing in russian all game. Both started off with only a pair of boots.
Guess they were [sp]boot buddies[/sp].

[dass]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38983475]Just played as Treant with a laning Sniper. I took a single last hit from him, one which he wasn't going to get anyway, and then he goes completely insane. He raged and started feeding Pudge (who was laning against us).

I don't understand how some people can get so angry over something so small.[/QUOTE]

This happened to you, when I as bh got a warlock that literally stole every last hit possible while nyx and tinker nuked the shit out of me. He healed me once in a game of 40 minutes, and it wasn't even during laning phase.

I told him to fucking stop taking all the gold, he just told me he wasn't stealing anything and I just sucked and was a feeder diving them. Said diving was being near my creeps, which were basically next to my tower...
Then he laughed at the items I had, and called clockwerk a russian cunt for dying once.

I told everyone to report him, and sniper commented on my low last hit count.

Yeah... I'm sure I was the bad player who didn't last hit at all and fed.
Not the godawful support I didn't even have, said inexistent support stealing my last hits and watching as I died.

[coup]

[QUOTE=dass;38984480]This happened to you, when I as bh got a warlock that literally stole every last hit possible while nyx and tinker nuked the shit out of me. He healed me once in a game of 40 minutes, and it wasn't even during laning phase.

I told him to fucking stop taking all the gold, he just told me he wasn't stealing anything and I just sucked and was a feeder diving them. Said diving was being near my creeps, which were basically next to my tower...
Then he laughed at the items I had, and called clockwerk a russian cunt for dying once.

I told everyone to report him, and sniper commented on my low last hit count.

Yeah... I'm sure I was the bad player who didn't last hit at all and fed.
Not the godawful support I didn't even have, said inexistent support stealing my last hits and watching as I died.[/QUOTE]

I wish there was some way of removing these people from the community effectively.

[editline]26th December 2012[/editline]

I once played against a Warlock that threw the game for his team by building Mjolllner and Daedalus instead of Aghanim's Scepter or Refresher Orb.

[The Error]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38984524]
I once played against a [b]Warlock[/b] that threw the game for his team by building [b]Mjolllner and Daedalus[/b] instead of Aghanim's Scepter or Refresher Orb.[/QUOTE]

What.

[mfb412]

[QUOTE=dass;38951041]Oh boy, low prio really is the place for these guys...

Random jakiro, drow and sniper go hard lane bottom against meepo and leshrac.
After 1 or 2 minutes, first blood to meepo. How the fuck can someone be that bad? I took a look at them, they were dying because of leshrac doing the walk of death near them. Good god...

They feed about 5 kills or so. I see leshrac, thinking "oh shit, if those 2 couldn't handle him, then I'm fucked".
Carpeted him, his health disappeared in less than 5 seconds.
How hard is it to kill him again?...

At least we won, and I had the highest gpm... Those carpet strikes are really awesome.[/QUOTE]
Leshrac has stupid low HP.

[elivance]

[QUOTE=dass;38982856]Why would someone be a "carry invoker"?
He's like, the best support/nuker/semi-carry multirole in the game.

And that's without mentioning the godawful item choice...[/QUOTE]

You can be the master of right-clickers with invoker, just use the wex exort build and alacrity.

I prefer to use the Quas/Exort and Quas/wex build though.

[B]
A question:
[/B]
What do you think about [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Dagon"]Dagon [/URL]on Invoker?

Invoker doesn't have any burst dmg spell

[dass]

[QUOTE=elivance;38990027]You can be the master of right-clickers with invoker, just use the wex exort build and alacrity.

I prefer to use the Quas/Exort and Quas/wex build though.

[B]
A question:
[/B]
What do you think about [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Dagon"]Dagon [/URL]on Invoker?

Invoker doesn't have any burst dmg spell[/QUOTE]
I'd rather go quas exort and run a cold snap + forged spirit + sunstrike combo instead.
It's trickier with all the summoning, cold snapping and sun striking at the right spot, but if you do it right, you should ejaculate yourself from feeling awesome :v:

[Rarara]

[QUOTE=dass;38984480]This happened to you, when I as bh got a warlock that literally stole every last hit possible while nyx and tinker nuked the shit out of me. He healed me once in a game of 40 minutes, and it wasn't even during laning phase.

I told him to fucking stop taking all the gold, he just told me he wasn't stealing anything and I just sucked and was a feeder diving them. Said diving was being near my creeps, which were basically next to my tower...
Then he laughed at the items I had, and called clockwerk a russian cunt for dying once.

I told everyone to report him, and sniper commented on my low last hit count.

Yeah... I'm sure I was the bad player who didn't last hit at all and fed.
Not the godawful support I didn't even have, said inexistent support stealing my last hits and watching as I died.[/QUOTE]

On the matter of last hits, I once had this Earthshaker in my lane (I was some gold intensive carry, can't remember what) which would use Fissure and enchanted totem to steal literally ALL last hits.
I couldn't outlasthit him in any way because my animation was slower than his and he used all his spells to get the last hit if I was about to get it.
(Yes we lost)

He then later blames me for not having any gold.

[dass]

[QUOTE=Rarara;38990794]On the matter of last hits, I once had this Earthshaker in my lane (I was some gold intensive carry, can't remember what) which would use Fissure and enchanted totem to steal literally ALL last hits.
I couldn't outlasthit him in any way because my animation was slower than his and he used all his spells to get the last hit if I was about to get it.
(Yes we lost)

He then later blames me for not having any gold.[/QUOTE]

Just like this one.
He actually had some great timing with his right clicking. That fucker stayed all the way back near the tower with the range he required, right clicking with perfect timing to last hit right after the creeps damage.

Meanwhile, I was trying to get said last hits, and tinker and nyx just stunned and nuked me. While that happened, warlock was already circling the tower for the second time or still last hitting while I was trying to get away, dying in the process.

He had to be a fucking troll aswell. Later on, he bounded the creeps and basically pushed the lane, again, fucking up the farm completely.

Seriously, every now and then, theres such a humongous retard...

[Banana-man]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;38983865]Every Invoker should get 6 utility items so they can have 16 spells.

If you don't want 16 spells then you are not glorious at invocation.

[editline]26th December 2012[/editline]

nobody take me seriously pls[/QUOTE]
i get abyssal euls mana boots wand scythe dagon

i am the spell king

[FPSMango]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38983475]Just played as Treant with a laning Sniper. I took a single last hit from him, one which he wasn't going to get anyway, and then he goes completely insane. He raged and started feeding Pudge (who was laning against us).

I don't understand how some people can get so angry over something so small.[/QUOTE]

Woah dude, just watched your replay because I expected awesome Sniper rage, and to be honest I think you misunderstood. Pretty sure when he said "le epic troll" and "report this faggot" he was referring to the Axe who was obviously trolling on the other team. Also he probably wasn't feeding intentionally, he got hooked over and over because he used the stop hotkey to better time his last hits, which is really stupid of him, but still probably not intentional.

Unless of course the replay feature didn't include team chat which there was a strange lack of. In that case, I don't really blame you.

[Hobbax]

Played with a russian storm spirit we tryed to gank top and storm said

"clin atack him whiile i jump on him doing very much damages" (then more russian shit)

i was clinkz and didn't understand shit so i just wind walk and i waited for storm to attack nature prophet then he said "xaxaxaxaxaxa" and he left :S

[Constructor]

clinkz has skeleton walk

[BuffaloBill]

A PL who didn't level his Juxtapose.

At all.

Not even 1 point.

[FuryBlitz]

A pudge that levels up flesh heap first, and maxes it out by lvl 7. 1 lvl rot.
And then I had an ursa who fed a luna and wanted mid at first.
Im just a magnet for idiots.

[Chaplin]

[QUOTE=FuryBlitz;38997596]A pudge that levels up flesh heap first, and maxes it out by lvl 7. 1 lvl rot.
And then I had an ursa who fed a luna and wanted mid at first.
Im just a magnet for idiots.[/QUOTE]

welcome to solo queues how can I help you

[coup]

[QUOTE=I am Error;38989243]What.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Watch:

[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/86222076[/url]

[editline]27th December 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=FPSMango;38991876]Woah dude, just watched your replay because I expected awesome Sniper rage, and to be honest I think you misunderstood. Pretty sure when he said "le epic troll" and "report this faggot" he was referring to the Axe who was obviously trolling on the other team. Also he probably wasn't feeding intentionally, he got hooked over and over because he used the stop hotkey to better time his last hits, which is really stupid of him, but still probably not intentional.

Unless of course the replay feature didn't include team chat which there was a strange lack of. In that case, I don't really blame you.[/QUOTE]

Didn't show team chat or Steam chat. He [i]was[/i] a friend but was going absolutely apeshit over Steam and team chat. He said he was intentionally feeding too.

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38997851]Yeah. Watch:

[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/86222076[/url][/QUOTE]

The Zeus and Viper with 40 and 43 assists, holy batshit!

[coup]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;38998000]The Zeus and Viper with 40 and 43 assists, holy batshit![/QUOTE]

You mean Venomancer? And yeah, our supports were absolutely great that match. Couldn't lasted that long without 'em.

[FuryBlitz]

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/542947992856592030/68021A9B36FD1F467A0CE061E0527ACDDECAEFAD/[/t]
Ok why

[Rarara]

[QUOTE=FuryBlitz;38998274][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/542947992856592030/68021A9B36FD1F467A0CE061E0527ACDDECAEFAD/[/t]
Ok why[/QUOTE]

So they can't deward omfg noob

[Gekkosan]

somehow i thought of rizzrack going even more crazy at the sight of that.

[OutOfExile2]

So my friend picked Meepo, and we almost lost (he wasn't feeding, but you just have to play so aggressively with Meepo, and that's not easy to do when NP and AM are constantly pushing out other lanes)
Then we start stomping because we go aggressive, and we notice that Sven seems to be missing
He was farming the jungle for literally all game after laning phase...
Just died, went back to jungling, over and over