[QUOTE=mattmanlex;39001491]Me.[/QUOTE]
These posts are getting old.
Venomancer refuses to buy courier or wards. Says our Pudge should do it since he complains about it all the time. I tell him it's his job to which he replies:
"It's also your job to suck my cock yet you don't see me complaining"
Seriously, why the fuck do these people play?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39004680]Venomancer refuses to buy courier or wards. Says our Pudge should do it since he complains about it all the time. I tell him it's his job to which he replies:
"It's also your job to suck my cock yet you don't see me complaining"
Seriously, why the fuck do these people play?[/QUOTE]
I think half of them do it just to piss people off, and the other half thinks they're doing it right while being literally too fucking stupid to know they're terrible.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39004680]Venomancer refuses to buy courier or wards. Says our Pudge should do it since he complains about it all the time. I tell him it's his job to which he replies:
"It's also your job to suck my cock yet you don't see me complaining"
Seriously, why the fuck do these people play?[/QUOTE]
I had this Venomancer who thought he was super hot shit at carrying so I had to buy courier as Faceless Void (I randomed)
He took all last hits and because he got 3 early kills against our retarded lane opponents (AS VENOMANCER) he thinks he is truly the proest player to ever have lived and promptly says "FUCK YOU" to me over and over whenever I ask him to stop stealing my gold or stop being a general retard.
Later in the game he gets absolutely steamrolled by actual carries and he blames me for not farming.
[editline]28th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;39004718]I think half of them do it just to piss people off, and the other half thinks they're doing it right while being literally too fucking stupid to know they're terrible.[/QUOTE]
I don't think anyone can actually be that retarded.
I hate when pubs play Venomancer because almost no one plays him like a support, despite him being one of the best 5s in the game
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;39005549]Beastless Beastmaster farms ancients for 30 minutes after taking my farm in the lane. Sure, he did know his role because he even got wards. SENTRY WARDS
WHERE DO IDIOTS LIKE THIS COME FROM?[/QUOTE]
Well beastmaster shouldn't be hard supporting and buying wards, honestly. He can buy wards but he needs dosh too. Tho he didn't get beast...nevermind what the fuck.
Aura early on is retarded, honestly.
Fought against a drow that was getting crushed mid lane by our Death Prophet, Drow never even leveled (or at least used them) Ice Arrows, and used her silence on herself and accused Death Prophet for hacking for not being silenced :v:
[QUOTE=Constructor;38996252]clinkz has skeleton walk[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/WspyI.jpg"]Wind Walk[/URL]
It's just one of those habits that are impossible to break.
I'm not very good at dota 2, and when I get 23 kills, 0 deaths, and around 8 assists as Sniper, the enemy team must be abysmally bad.
I felt so sorry for the Shadow Shaman I was fighting against. At the end of the game he was level 8 and I was level 25. It was one of those rare moments you get a team of people who are actually worse than you, and you wipe the floor with them.
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;39006102][URL="http://i.imgur.com/WspyI.jpg"]Wind Walk[/URL]
It's just one of those habits that are impossible to break.[/QUOTE]
Well sorry, never played the first dota, for me clinkz' invis has always been skeleton walk
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;39008711]I'm not very good at dota 2, and when I get 23 kills, 0 deaths, and around 8 assists as Sniper, the enemy team must be abysmally bad.
I felt so sorry for the Shadow Shaman I was fighting against. At the end of the game he was level 8 and I was level 25. It was one of those rare moments you get a team of people who are actually worse than you, and you wipe the floor with them.[/QUOTE]
I view Sniper as a humongous bulldozer: It's hard to get him going, but when he does nobody's going to fucking stop him.
Unless you sabotage the engine or something and play riki.
I suck at metaphors.
[QUOTE=ThatSprite;39009965]I view Sniper as a humongous bulldozer: It's hard to get him going, but when he does nobody's going to fucking stop him.
Unless you sabotage the engine or something and play riki.
I suck at metaphors.[/QUOTE]
just anyone with a good stun and burst damage
or slark, in my experience slark kicks sniper's ass
[QUOTE=ThatSprite;39009965]I view Sniper as a humongous bulldozer: It's hard to get him going, but when he does nobody's going to fucking stop him.
Unless you sabotage the engine or something and play riki.
I suck at metaphors.[/QUOTE]
He's a really hard carry with really long range. That, mixed with his ultimate, make him exceptionally dangerous against people who lack general awareness.
[editline]28th December 2012[/editline]
They ignore him since he's in the back of the fight, but all the while he's going a shit-ton of damage and ministunning everyone.
[editline]28th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Chaplin;39011786]just anyone with a good stun and burst damage
or slark, in my experience slark kicks sniper's ass[/QUOTE]
I find anyone who can get in his face counters him, namely Spirit Breaker for his charge and ultimate, and Huskar, also for his ultimate.
Yeah well when I end up playing against 4 blink-stunners as Sniper I just sit in a corner and cry because there's nothing I can do.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;39014029]Yeah well when I end up playing against 4 blink-stunners as Sniper I just sit in a corner and cry because there's nothing I can do.[/QUOTE]
They don't even have to stun, Mortred can just blink and wipe you out in 2 hits given some RNG luck.
So im in this pub and when we start the match WR doesnt buy courier, then im like "ok we dont have a courier WR you should buy it"
Then the nightstalker who was at our top lane with her decides to go fucknut and bash me for being a "little shit of the earth who on one cares about whatsoever"
I had to buy the courier
Funfact: he called me a cheap Jew and i never said anything to him and got mad for no reason at all like he was butthurt
what hero were you playing
God this happens every time
Cocky guy randoms ES
Doesn't want to play ES so I offer to take it off his hands
I ask him what hero he wants, he says random and I get Dark Seer and give it to him
I'm not the greatest ES, but it's a hero I want to get better with so my friend goes Clinkz
Our lane is going ok, I'm getting pretty decent fissures
Then Dark Seer straight up just leaves his lane, against a fucking Nyx and Warlock
Goes and messes up our Lifestealer's jungle
Nyx gets fed so hard that he has a gem and tons of levels so we can't ward, Clinkz is useless, and I get killed any time I'm not near a tower and my entire team
so i get into a pub, planning on playing pudge and going mid because i've been working on getting good with his hook, and suddenly, i'm in a team with an entire motherfucking clan named guffaw or something
so i'm thinking, "dis gon' be gud"
they all appear extremely coordinated, giving each other directions here and there, only raising my hopes
they're telling me not to die mid yada yada, and then things start to go downhill when, shit, the tinker won't stop moving the courier around. he keeps saying "i need my boots" and "don't take my boots pudge!!" and makes the courier dance around, while standing at the 2nd tier bot tower by himself.
it was then i discovered 3 of these clan members were level 1 and brand new to the game
we got raped, with tinker 2 and 9, tidehunter 0 and 9, and silencer 4 and 9
also tidehunter kept yelling at me that "CMON PUDGE ONE GOOD HOOK ON THAT GUY (i'm not sure who he was refering to) AND WE'LL WIN THE TEAMFIGHT"
the end.
[QUOTE=Chaplin;39011786]just anyone with a good stun and burst damage
or slark, in my experience slark kicks sniper's ass[/QUOTE]
In my experience, Slark just kicks ass all-around.
Never played him yet myself, though..
Oh my god, I fucking hate this game sometimes.
SD, go Ursa and jungle. Hey, why isn't there anyone at mid? Oh, nobody cares enough apparently, Shadow Fiend included, Warlock bitches at me. Axe refuses to level his Q.
Okay, time to go do Roshan. 40% when suddenly teamfight. We wipe, Warlock blames me.
Eventually we lose and Warlock blames me.
Yes, let's ignore the 3/17/7 Shadow Fiend who never went mid, let's ignore the Phantom Lancer who went 1/13/6, let's ignore the fact that not only did they almost make up for their Slark's amount of kills and over half of our team deaths, LET'S BITCH ON THE URSA WHO OUTLEVELED AND OUTPERFORMED YOU ALL INSTEAD!
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;39024990]God this happens every time
Cocky guy randoms ES
Doesn't want to play ES so I offer to take it off his hands
I ask him what hero he wants, he says random and I get Dark Seer and give it to him
I'm not the greatest ES, but it's a hero I want to get better with so my friend goes Clinkz
Our lane is going ok, I'm getting pretty decent fissures
Then Dark Seer straight up just leaves his lane, against a fucking Nyx and Warlock
Goes and messes up our Lifestealer's jungle
Nyx gets fed so hard that he has a gem and tons of levels so we can't ward, Clinkz is useless, and I get killed any time I'm not near a tower and my entire team[/QUOTE]
looks like you got nyxed.
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he complained about lifestealer not warding
[QUOTE=Suttles;39033435][url]https://dotabuff.com/players/67740409/matches[/url]
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he complained about lifestealer not warding[/QUOTE]
How can they guy have nearly a thousand games and be that fucking [i]bad[/i]? Getting Lothars on Jakiro is one thing, getting QUELLING BLADE on SNIPER is another. And then he gets Lothars on Bloodseeker. Dear god I may just explode if I read any further.
Played with a death prophet and i was skeleton king picked stun, and death prophet god d and said "gogogo fucking cunt lets gank them"
he just go to tower and try'ed to kill them i jus use stun and get away from tower because it was attacking me. noob dp died
then dp said
dp : god fucking cunt they was below 10% hp and you didn't attacked
(also the enemy from my lane, riki had half hp and sniper had full hp and he said 10% -.-)
dp : god so many fucking retardeds in this game oh my head i think im going to explode im going to vomit
dp : has left from game
probably most weird lane partner i had in history of dota 2.
Would be more fun if I could understand at least one sentence.
[QUOTE=Hobbax;39036711]Played with a death prophet and i was skeleton king picked stun, and death prophet god d and said "gogogo fucking cunt lets gank them"
he just go to tower and try'ed to kill them i jus use stun and get away from tower because it was attacking me. noob dp died
then dp said
dp : god fucking cunt they was below 10% hp and you didn't attacked
(also the enemy from my lane, riki had half hp and sniper had full hp and he said 10% -.-)
dp : god so many fucking retardeds in this game oh my head i think im going to explode im going to vomit
dp : has left from game
probably most weird lane partner i had in history of dota 2.[/QUOTE]
Might be because you're in low prio.
I watched the replay. You didn't spec stun, slark never got debuff remover, drow never got silence.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39040083]Might be because you're in low prio.
I watched the replay. You didn't spec stun, slark never got debuff remover, drow never got silence.[/QUOTE]
Did he rage and leave?
[QUOTE=Samiam22;39040403]Did he rage and leave?[/QUOTE]
He went 0/0/0.
Take a guess.
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