[QUOTE=Hobbax;36583250]An guy from my team left after 40 min and huskar is feeding. here is chat text
Invoker has left this game is safe to leave.
Warlock: why are you feeding huskar?
Huskar: no stats will be recorded
Warlock: o rly?
Huskar: rly
Warlock: but.. that happens in early game
Huskar: dude its early game
Warlock: but 40 minutes have passed..
Huskar: read time fucktard 11 minutes have passed
Huskar has disconnected from game[/QUOTE]
I'd understand if he fucked around if they left within 10 min.
But that Huskar is stupid.
Just played with a Skeleton king who barely used his stun at all to initiate on a Luna that keeps running on a maniac and expects me (as Lina) to actually land LSA on her while she runs around crazy.
And then he follows her into Dire territory, getting hit by creeps and towers on the way, expecting to catch her and shouting at me to go with him to my death...
And then went mental when I didn't try to kill Luna and a Phantom Lancer when I was at 50ish hp and had my ulti in cooldown.
Fuck my life, I don't think he knows what it is to try to land a spell like LSA on the fastest running hero in the game... BUT NOPE, lets not use our "heat seeking missile stun spell"...
Played with a Leshrac who constantly yelled at the rest of us for "walking into hell".
So what, you DON'T want us to defend when our tower is at 90% health and their entire team is coming for it? Okay!
Also, it was my first time playing Invoker(and I said this, just so they didn't expect miracles) and he kept whining that "Invoker was killstealing, only uses two spells"
We lost because I got so fucking mad and kept yelling at him to shut up already and push.
So here I am playing CK. Getting every single last hit in lane. Everything is going awesome. 3 minutes in and I have boots and urn flying out to me. Tiny gets mad and says he needs his bottle first I say "okay go ahead." He dies and gives off first blood trying to bottle crow. Flips out. Revives. Destroys all my new items. And tells me it's all my fault and that I'm an awful player.
This guy has 668 wins. I don't fucking get how someone with that many wins is that big of a fucking asshole.
He's probably not stupid. Just a giant asshole who doesn't deserve to play.
The stupid people were those on my team agreeing with him saying he was right.
Played a match on my friend's account (who recently got dota, so I was in lowest of the lowest matchmaking), and had a bloodseeker on my team that fed tiny 6 times before 2 minutes had passed...
Ended 0-27-0 and only bought a teleport scroll, never attacked heroes, just creeps, and never tried to run. It was awful, I wish I could report harder.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;36586124]So here I am playing CK. Getting every single last hit in lane. Everything is going awesome. 3 minutes in and I have boots and urn flying out to me. Tiny gets mad and says he needs his bottle first I say "okay go ahead." He dies and gives off first blood trying to bottle crow. Flips out. Revives. Destroys all my new items. And tells me it's all my fault and that I'm an awful player.
This guy has 668 wins. I don't fucking get how someone with that many wins is that big of a fucking asshole.
He's probably not stupid. Just a giant asshole who doesn't deserve to play.
The stupid people were those on my team agreeing with him saying he was right.[/QUOTE]
So basically he wasn't that far behind to begin with, but then he crippled your income by destroying all you had. (The 3 others were probably his friends and they were in group)
Pro.
[editline]2nd July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=supersocko;36586427]Played a match on my friend's account (who recently got dota, so I was in lowest of the lowest matchmaking), and had a bloodseeker on my team that fed tiny 6 times before 2 minutes had passed...
Ended 0-27-0 and only bought a teleport scroll, never attacked heroes, just creeps, and never tried to run. It was awful, I wish I could report harder.[/QUOTE]
0 assists and 27 deaths.
How the fuck?
A luna that always autoattacked, wasted her stun a lot, then didn't use it when it was the right time. Same with her ult. I tend to be more or less patient and comprehensive if they are new, but he wasn't. He even said so himself, that he knew how to play and how to use that hero. And that was one of the few lines he said too, he refused to talk.
The only reason we didn't lose was because the members of the enemy team started fighting eachother.
Was playing as juggernaut just now, running away after a battle with about 40 hp left, encountered a venomancer with full hp, just put my health ward down and auto-attacked him to death, he didn't even try to kill the ward
I pissed off an enemy drow ranger at the beginning of the match. She bought back into the game during the first 5 minutes because I killed her. Then again after I killed her a few minutes later.
do you find creepy when a russian write in caps?
a guy on my team who picked jakiro and stole all the farm early, he was lanning with spectre, when spectre complained about it he started to post some stupid maths about how spectre should last hit better because its stronger than jakiro early game. our whole team were telling him to shut up and let spectre farm, but he started to say "LOL U MAD XDD" "CARRY JAKIRO NOB TEAM" "NOB SPECTRE"
jakiro ended with dagon 5 and mekanism, with tons of "haha u mad" every time he ksd with dagon
we won because we went lategame and spectre got some items, but it was a hell of a game thanks to that retarded jakiro
I was in a game with some 3 people who were apart of the same clan, they tried to rosh at level 1 as vengeful, skeleton king and ursa. They didn't succeed as ursa got greater bashed 5 times in a row or so. I found that funny.
Picked PA and laned with a treant. He kept taking my last hits. His response? "7I'm the tank I need them and your missing them"
Cyka is actually a bit more vulgar in Russian than it is in English. It's like calling someone a cunt.
[QUOTE=Reimu;36614910]Cyka is actually a bit more vulgar in Russian than it is in English.[/QUOTE]
I would have never guessed knowing that it's a russian insult and not even a real english word.
You know shit is about to get down when you have a Necrolyte and Tidehunter on your team, but have to buy the courier as a Slardar. This Necrolyte also refused to use his spell to heal me and fought me for last hits.
Windrunner spends the entire game spouting jokes, insults and other cool stuff while we work our asses off all game trying not to get fucked in the ass. When we win she takes all the credit and the awesome earthshaker who won the game for us is too modest to tell WR to go fuck herself.
Every Windrunner I play with is an asshole I swear.
This kid insta-picks Riki, and from the start I thought he was gonna do bad. He farms well, but the first thing he builds, even before boots, is a Bloodstone. I look at his other games, and he builds Bloodstones on every hero. Honestly, why the fuck would you need a bloodstone on riki?
[QUOTE=tyler3497;36624875]This kid insta-picks Riki, and from the start I thought he was gonna do bad. He farms well, but the first thing he builds, even before boots, is a Bloodstone. I look at his other games, and he builds Bloodstones on every hero. Honestly, why the fuck would you need a bloodstone on riki?[/QUOTE]
Doesn't have the attention span to wait to respawn when he dies?
[QUOTE=tyler3497;36624875]This kid insta-picks Riki, and from the start I thought he was gonna do bad. He farms well, but the first thing he builds, even before boots, is a Bloodstone. I look at his other games, and he builds Bloodstones on every hero. Honestly, why the fuck would you need a bloodstone on riki?[/QUOTE]
Was his name Pinkie Pyro? My friend goes arcane boots bloodstone on too many heroes to count. Once wehn I told him to stop he said Phantom Lancer was an early game caster and needed the mana.
Sometimes I wonder why I play with him but other than that he's not too bad.
I go bloodstone as 3rd item on TH and WD. I think thats the only heroes i get it on.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;36626308]I go bloodstone as 3rd item on TH and WD. I think thats the only heroes i get it on.[/QUOTE]
Rubick.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;36626308]I go bloodstone as 3rd item on TH and WD. I think thats the only heroes i get it on.[/QUOTE]
I always get it on lesh.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;36623183]Windrunner spends the entire game spouting jokes, insults and other cool stuff while we work our asses off all game trying not to get fucked in the ass. When we win she takes all the credit and the awesome earthshaker who won the game for us is too modest to tell WR to go fuck herself.
Every Windrunner I play with is an asshole I swear.[/QUOTE]
One time I played against a WR who was racing me for malevolence but I killed her every time she was about to get it. Both our teams sucked and she had to play carry. We won though, fun game.
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=titopei;36626361]I always get it on lesh.[/QUOTE]
Isn't it a core for him anyway?
Storm Spirit?
Never play Rubick, played him once. Not my hero
Had a necro on my team once who'd get stunned by OM and then raped by Clinkz shortly thereafter. I was playing DK, and he says "HOLY SHIT DK USELESS NO STUN". He's positioned way far ahead, overextending past creeps for no reason. Then he gets on my case for leveling breathe fire because it's apparently useless. Welp.
Just had a "lovely" match with an earthshaker that helped absolutely nothing.
Top lane, me as Axe with ES against a Bane and Morphling. I keep spamming battle hunger to soften them up, they keep attacking me, and ES just stays by the side, healing HP and mana from wasting it on...nothing? The only time he even tried to help was when he tried to land his stun and throw a couple of hits at the morphling chasing me, but he still killed me.
Then he gives me the greatest advice ever: If they are too strong, retreat, and try to heal yourself for once.
Oh.. REALLY? How about you fucking team up with me with that stun of yours instead of staying the fuck back watching me getting killed? And how the fuck do you even want me to heal myself with them attacking? Use a tango? A FUCKING TANGO? Shove the tango up your ass, they could outdamage 5 tangos at the same time.
I then proceeded to getting ganked in every way possible and being blamed on feeding. So apparently getting jumped on from roamers is called feeding aswell. Nevermind the shitshaker that did fucking nothing to help his lane partner. I'd rather had a bot on easier ffs.
I had a game with a Sven who ran into lane after 5 mins of afking. The first thing he does is launching a random stun and pushing the lane then proceeds to run straight into the enemy DK and TH and splendidly gets a new one ripped for him.
Then he runs to top lane afking around the tower, feeds some more and then leaves around 15-20 min with the superb stats of 0/15.
As we're getting pushed into base the enemy midder dares to say that he played so good mid that Sven left. I have never wanted to punch someone in the face so hard before.
I was playing a game with some "PRO PLAYER" as rubick, and some player playing his first game ever as Shadow Fiend, he had no clue what to do and he was pretty much just feeding.
Anyway, the pro player goes "omg report this noob fuck this lets all go afk" and all my team-mates pretty much give up and go wait in the spawn till the match was over.
I was pretty mad since i really believe we had a chance.
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