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[QUOTE=dual elites;39117379]it's obviously bone marrow leaking out now how does headshot work on wisp[/QUOTE] He's like pacman - his entire body is a head. Now, how does Fiery [B]Soul[/B] work for Lina?

[QUOTE=maxumym;39117432]He's like pacman - his entire body is a head. Now, how does Fiery [B]Soul[/B] work for Lina?[/QUOTE] Or Windrunner for that matter.

[QUOTE=maxumym;39117432]He's like pacman - his entire body is a head. Now, how does Fiery [B]Soul[/B] work for Lina?[/QUOTE] [URL=http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/2/24/Nev_rival_13.mp3]Welp[/URL]

A shadow Demon who was level 8(whilst the rest was around 16) that fed 7 deaths. And in the same match Storm sprit who went 0/3/1.... That is what I get for having 50% win rate!

I just got an alchemist who fed and didn't know how to throw his unstable concoction. we lost and at the end he called us all noobs.

This last match. The enemy was just awful. I was Mid as Rubick, and had to lane against Queen of pain who only got bottle and went retardedly agressive, gave me first blood minutes after the match started, then went roaming and randomly dropping on mid to harm me a bit and then back to "ganking" top I was around level 8 while she was still 5. Around minute 20-25 the entire enemy team decided to constantly try (and fail) to push mid while ignoring the sidelanes. Every time they charged at us We'd kill them all and then counter their "push" (there was never an actual push from them, the creep lane pretty much never passed our T1 tower.) Then at the end QoP typed stuff in russian, not very surprised there. I have to admit I did a pretty mediocre job in this match, but it was nothing compared to what they did.

[QUOTE=Malvodion;39121109]This last match. The enemy was just awful. I was Mid as Rubick, and had to lane against Queen of pain who only got bottle and went retardedly agressive, gave me first blood minutes after the match started, then went roaming and randomly dropping on mid to harm me a bit and then back to "ganking" top I was around level 8 while she was still 5. Around minute 20-25 the entire enemy team decided to constantly try (and fail) to push mid while ignoring the sidelanes. Every time they charged at us We'd kill them all and then counter their "push" (there was never an actual push from them, the creep lane pretty much never passed our T1 tower.) Then at the end QoP typed stuff in russian, not very surprised there. I have to admit I did a pretty mediocre job in this match, but it was nothing compared to what they did.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of a match I had as Pudge today. Wisp went to "gank" mid (He just kind of stood idly on the other side of the cliff looking at me) He eventually walked to me, Luna stunned me Wisp ran in. I hook Wisp into tower range, use rot, get away with 150hp as Wisp dies, Luna runs. I go check the rune top, nothing, I run back to tower, Luna derps around, I throw a hook at him and get double first blood 3 times after that rot disables itself for no reason at all and lets Luna away with literally 10 HP or less. All 3 of those times he got a lucky rune when I went to chase him and then killed me. And even with this large advantage I managed to climb back up and punch him in the face and hook everyone. I did some pretty good hooks and generally helped my team, then Luna starts whining in all chat that I should shut up because I told him how to not get killed (Instead of getting a TP scroll in sideshop he hid in the trees for 10 seconds before I got to him and killed him, instead of continuing farming with his 3 carry team he decided to give up when we got no carries except CK, etc)

[QUOTE=Shibbey;39090712]Best anti-Huskar will always be Nyx.[/QUOTE] If the Huskar is smart, he will use burning spears before ulting. Might increase the chances of Spiked Carapace blocking the fire damage instead of the ult damage. Pugna is pretty good counter to him. You can just keep draining him. If he has ulted, decrepify yourself. If he relies on lifesteal, decrepify him.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;39121631]If the Huskar is smart, he will use burning spears before ulting. Might increase the chances of Spiked Carapace blocking the fire damage instead of the ult damage. Pugna is pretty good counter to him. You can just keep draining him. If he has ulted, decrepify yourself. If he relies on lifesteal, decrepify him.[/QUOTE] Decrepify yourself and he'll one hit you with mana surge.

[QUOTE=Rarara;39121659]Decrepify yourself and he'll one hit you with mana surge.[/QUOTE] Talking about Huskar, not Nyx.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;39121703]Talking about Huskar, not Nyx.[/QUOTE] Life Break deals magic damage anyways.

[QUOTE=Rarara;39121787]Life Break deals magic damage anyways.[/QUOTE] [B]If he has ulted, decrepify yourself.[/B]

just had a game where pudge was 10-0 within the first 10 minutes thanks to top and mid lank constantly feeding him. By the time i was level 10 he could solo our entire team :/

Had a bot game on the brand new Australian servers. We all went carries, but me and 2 other guys just joked about it and we decided to have fun with it. The other 2 were Russians who fed around 12 times each and never helped us out. At one point, Russian Faceless Void goes to help us in a team fight by using his ult, attacking someone at full health who had been fed, then running away, leaving us alone again. Even the Aus Pudge who got a lot of kills and ended up having 4000 health thanks to Flesh Heap wasn't able to get us to win. By the end me and the 2 other Aus guys all reported the Russians. We need to re-implement the "White Australia" policy when it comes to Dota 2 servers.

Why are there russians on every god damn server?

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39140444]Why are there russians on every god damn server?[/QUOTE] [I][URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/1/1d/Timb_begin_01.mp3"]There are trees everywhere...[/URL][/I]

[QUOTE=elivance;39140465][I][URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/1/1d/Timb_begin_01.mp3"]There are trees everywhere...[/URL][/I][/QUOTE] I love timbersaw

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;39140715]I love timbersaw[/QUOTE] Lane him with Treant for a hilarious voiceline.

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;39142231]Lane him with Treant for a hilarious voiceline.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/1/17/Timb_ally_01.mp3"]There's...a giant...tree-person...right next to me. Stay calm. Ha ha ha ha. Just stay calm.[/URL]

i just played with a bearless druid, he got synergy and rabid, not a single point on the bear or the bear form... obviously we lost

[QUOTE=Gate;39146633]i just played with a bearless druid, he got synergy and rabid, not a single point on the bear or the bear form... obviously we lost[/QUOTE] My friend did this back in Diretide. He made it painfully obvious he was doing it for a joke though. Such as tacking on "yeah and fuck bears" to the end of all of his sentences.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39140444]Why are there russians on every god damn server?[/QUOTE] I once went on SA servers to play with my Brazilian friend and low and behold there were Russians. They're like a disease.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;39146943]I once went on SA servers to play with my Brazilian friend and low and behold there were Russians. They're like a disease.[/QUOTE] To be honest, there should be official languages for some servers, like europe being english german french(?), american being spanish(mexican?) and english, and australia being english and screams from being attacked by a drop bear.

They really need to limit russians to the russian server.

My guess is that Russians select all regions when matchmake like they give a fuck

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39140444]Why are there russians on every god damn server?[/QUOTE] I played with this Russian wisp the other day on US west. He spoke perfect English but he fed horrendously and had a massive ping

Damn it, I knew it wouldn't be too long before the Russians discovered the Aussie servers.

[QUOTE=lol user;39150391]My guess is that Russians select all regions when matchmake like they give a fuck[/QUOTE] My matchmaking includes Russia, as well as parts of EU, and US East. I might be part of the reason why they get mixed up, but sooner or later you newbs have to realize that Russians are just like any other players; they have their good and bad moments in pubs. [editline]9th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Toyhobo;39149840]They really need to limit russians to the russian server.[/QUOTE] They really need to limit cutesy-ass animefags to the.. wait they don't have a server for those.

That's not the issue, I play bad in pubs sometimes too. It's the fact that only 1 in 10 speaks any english at all except for fuck your mom etc.

That's not really an issue either, because plenty of times I've had 4 Russians incapable of forming a single sentence as my team mates and guess what? We didn't instantly just lose. I know it might be annoying, but the language won't matter in the end. It is the ability to make the most out of your Hero and team that matters. I mean, you can't say you haven't played a match where words were not really spoken in team chat, but everyone just did their job and you won the game, and you don't even know whether they were Russians or not. [editline]9th January 2013[/editline] ALSO russians are hardly the only flaming faggots found in online-game communities with the "fuck your father" etc.