Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1117158766034176435/91D53F619D19D63F28A1049B7DF58EB23116B201/[/t] It's against bots, but this guy just blew my mind, he kept going around on every lane, and just towerdive and die, his end score was 3/13 World class player, look at that fucking inventory he was the cause of more than 50% of deaths on our team

[QUOTE=Lakrids;39277381][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1117158766034176435/91D53F619D19D63F28A1049B7DF58EB23116B201/[/t] It's against bots, but this guy just blew my mind, he kept going around on every lane, and just towerdive and die, his end score was 3/13 World class player, look at that fucking inventory he was the cause of more than 50% of deaths on our team[/QUOTE] Was he a new player? Because if he was then it's understandable, they don't know what's going on. "hurr he doesn't know how to play a game he never played before"

[QUOTE=Lakrids;39277381][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1117158766034176435/91D53F619D19D63F28A1049B7DF58EB23116B201/[/t] It's against bots, but this guy just blew my mind, he kept going around on every lane, and just towerdive and die, his end score was 3/13 World class player, look at that fucking inventory he was the cause of more than 50% of deaths on our team[/QUOTE] it's a bot game, it's where people go to practice.

[QUOTE=dual elites;39276341]tbf spirit breaker is a pretty dope counter to sniper no matter how carefully he's positioned, you can just charge him and stunlock him to death, and if he tries to shadow blade you can just dust after charge connects[/QUOTE] I thought using dust wouldn't cancel charge

[QUOTE=dual elites;39276341]tbf spirit breaker is a pretty dope counter to sniper no matter how carefully he's positioned, you can just charge him and stunlock him to death, and if he tries to shadow blade you can just dust after charge connects[/QUOTE] Spirit Breaker counters virtually all high-dps squishy carries. I once ulted a Clinkz at little over half health and he exploded instantly. God damn Spirit Breaker's ultimate is satisfying to use. [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=leonthefox;39277798]I thought using dust wouldn't cancel charge[/QUOTE] Nothing cancels charge other than moving or being stunned.

[QUOTE=Lakrids;39277381][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1117158766034176435/91D53F619D19D63F28A1049B7DF58EB23116B201/[/t] It's against bots, but this guy just blew my mind, he kept going around on every lane, and just towerdive and die, his end score was 3/13 World class player, look at that fucking inventory he was the cause of more than 50% of deaths on our team[/QUOTE] lmao, keep rating people dumb because they call you on talking shit about someone in a bot match the guy was probably new. none of us were good players when we started. i went looking for the match so i could check his total matches but i guess dotabuff doesn't list bot matches.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;39278119] Nothing cancels charge other than moving or being stunned.[/QUOTE] Using an urn cancels it..

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;39278119] Nothing cancels charge other than moving or being stunned.[/QUOTE] This is why Shadow Blade is so goddamn satisfying on him. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

[QUOTE=ghosevil;39278797]Using an urn cancels it..[/QUOTE] Really? I've never tried that but that's funny as hell. Using salves/clarities/channels/actives on most items do nothing to the charge. [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=BuffaloBill;39278859]This is why Shadow Blade is so goddamn satisfying on him. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER[/QUOTE] Urn -> Shadowblade -> Agh's is the best build.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;39278894]Really? I've never tried that but that's funny as hell. Using salves/clarities/channels/actives on most items do nothing to the charge. [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] Urn -> Shadowblade -> Agh's is the best build.[/QUOTE] Urn has a "cast animation" which is why you can't use it while running either. If you didn't notice, you can use salve, shadow blade etc while running.

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;39278130]lmao, keep rating people dumb because they call you on talking shit about someone in a bot match the guy was probably new. none of us were good players when we started. i went looking for the match so i could check his total matches but i guess dotabuff doesn't list bot matches.[/QUOTE] set it to look for "All Matches" in the dropdown box on the far right

4 russians on team, one goes LS doesn't call jungle. Game starts, pretty good compo. I go KoTL, expect stomping on bot lane. Huskar goes top with tiny, I am left on bot alone as support KoTL. Chat filled with russian I don't understand. I Ask Huskar to go bot, he ignores me. Game is now 0/5. Puck abandons. That was 20 minutes of my Saturday well spent.

[QUOTE=devon_wargod;39279582]set it to look for "All Matches" in the dropdown box on the far right[/QUOTE] i did that, no dice

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;39280748]i did that, no dice[/QUOTE] weird, it used to I guess they really did change it

A Beastmaster who was so retarded I cannot even fathom it. He could only speak primitive English like "u are u" and "i fuk ur moder" (direct quotes) He was Turkish. My friend happens to be Turkish. His Turkish spelling was equally bad to his English. He would repeatedly insult us all and be generally terrible. He saved his ulti for killstealing only. Also, I just had a game as Pudge where I was absolutely dreadful, but mostly because BH spiraled out of control early and got me 3 times because nobody cared to call missing and he was fed on beforehand. Naturally everyone calls me feeder. (I did do super terrible tho)

[QUOTE=Rarara;39283344]A Beastmaster who was so retarded I cannot even fathom it. He could only speak primitive English like "u are u" and "i fuk ur moder" (direct quotes)[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/2/2a/Beas_buysnecro_07.mp3[/url]

Had a Dazzle on the enemy team who consistently failed to understand that standing in Jakiro's ult is a bad thing.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39289065]Had a Dazzle on the enemy team who consistently failed to understand that standing in Jakiro's ult is a bad thing.[/QUOTE] He wanted to prove that he was a man. Either that or he was cold.

I had an omniknight who was level 4 the whole game.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39290222]I had an omniknight who was level 4 the whole game.[/QUOTE] I wish to know how to start at level 4.

Insta-pick medusa goes to the hard lane with Spirit-Breaker, but they all speak a South-American dialect so no one rotates. Meanwhile Gyrocopter and Bane just keep feeding Pudge and Razor kills in the easy-lane, constantly begging for someone to buy wards. GYROCOPTOR and BANE. They'd rather rush their scepters (and constantly feed) over buying a set each. Pudge would hook from the same spot every single time.

Actually quite sad to see people skipping early/mid game items for expensive stuff every single game.

Axe who did nothing but jungle and say idiot every time someone died. eventually just sat at the fountain sending our courier in to die every time it respawn, when we lost he was still level 6... also the amount of people that seem to think they can go alone against a 5 man team is really killing this game for me, in every game i play theres atleast 1 person who thinks they can do it and just end up feeding for the entire match

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39294932]Actually quite sad to see people skipping early/mid game items for expensive stuff every single game.[/QUOTE] To be fair, it's a decent idea if you are getting good farm and the enemy team isn't actively trying to gank you.

There was this one Brazillian guy who gave us a choice: mid or feed what a nice guy, he did both!

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39294932]Actually quite sad to see people skipping early/mid game items for expensive stuff every single game.[/QUOTE] I occasionally get tangoes and basilius on Weaver early game before rushing sacred relic, but that's only if I can keep myself farmed and alive long enough to reach it, otherwise I just go back to a sensible build. Shukuchi and time lapse usually keep me alive long enough with decent damage from them and autoattacks, so I don't really need to stock up on many items, just the mana to keep blocking spells.

Felt like doing a captains mode game Enemy team picks Storm, Pugna, Weaver, Disruptor, Slardar... We get Phantom Lancer, KotL, Enigma, BH, and Bane Their storm disconnects instantly almost we try to be all nice but we wait for him for literally about 20 fucking minutes Then when we unpause they get all mad, as if we're supposed to give this guy, who never did reconnect, more time

[QUOTE=RagerTrader;39295163]To be fair, it's a decent idea if you are getting good farm and the enemy team isn't actively trying to gank you.[/QUOTE] I know it works, but I see people getting constantly ganked and/or outlaned and they keep saving for daedlus, aghanims, etc. It's really sad.

played meepo. picks were stupid and matchmaking put a russian premade on my team. picks were od -> meepo > bara > huskar > am. huskar fed and went jungling. pinged me all game because i had to jungle as he didnt help me in lane. he had 70 wins, the enemy dragon knight had 400. he was in a premade with od and both reported me - i went 2/6, they went 4/16. they both had russian flags for avatars. broke my winning streak as meepo

[QUOTE=Gareth;39295161]Axe who did nothing but jungle and say idiot every time someone died. eventually just sat at the fountain sending our courier in to die every time it respawn, when we lost he was still level 6... also the amount of people that seem to think they can go alone against a 5 man team is really killing this game for me, in every game i play theres atleast 1 person who thinks they can do it and just end up feeding for the entire match[/QUOTE] If they are playing Huskar or Dirge with openings for their murder-spree it's understandable. [editline]21st January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=OutOfExile2;39298906]Felt like doing a captains mode game Enemy team picks Storm, Pugna, Weaver, Disruptor, Slardar... We get Phantom Lancer, KotL, Enigma, BH, and Bane Their storm disconnects instantly almost we try to be all nice but we wait for him for literally about 20 fucking minutes Then when we unpause they get all mad, as if we're supposed to give this guy, who never did reconnect, more time[/QUOTE] I usually follow the 5 min rule if randoms 10 min rule if not. [editline]21st January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Toyhobo;39299564]I know it works, but I see people getting constantly ganked and/or outlaned and they keep saving for daedlus, aghanims, etc. It's really sad.[/QUOTE] Or people who get 40 min radiance/blood stone