Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

I've ran into 2 of these people lately but I'll just stick with the one story. Last game of the night, pick Troll Warlord because he's fun as fuck. So many people just like to, and I hate to use the word because of how often it's thrown around now, troll. Just fishing for anger with the stupidest statements possible. This Slardar on the enemy team did nothing but feed. Anytime someone would die on my team he would say "SLAM!" or some other version of this in allchat. About midgame, he was saying how we're going to lose and how we should "have no hope of winning." I'd been carrying for the most part and I guess a few of my comments in allchat got them a little butt flustered cuz after which they only went after me. This let our Specter completely freefarm and clean up after they killed me. I've also found that all people that say stupid shit accuse of hacking when they are losing, which is exactly what this Slardar did. Good win, but god damn that was a weird game.

[QUOTE=Rarara;39540905]You know thats smurfing and nobody likes people who do it?[/QUOTE] yep..

[QUOTE=Neobdragon;39543870]Went Undying and KoTL in safe lane versus 2 melee heroes. They decide to keep pushing the lane, I get first blood double kill... They all have triple-digit wins too.[/QUOTE] Probably premades who decided to play with each other no matter what they get. Reminds me of when a friend and I played. We get two carries insta picked and we decide to go two supports each to go on separate lanes and help the carries. Nope, they tell us to go on another lane as they are premade. Me and my friend does fairly well on the lane while they feed as fuck.

I was once playing on a team with a spirit breaker, and he kept charging and dieing so he says to us something like "oi you bais y u never follow up with charge?" so I said "it's because you charge at the worst times" and his reply was [B]"I charge at the worst times to make them better times"[/B]

I was playing Pugna at top lane with Ursa, don't remember who we had mid then we had Crystal Maiden and Medusa at bot. Me and Ursa was doing pretty good at top, but every time heroes showed up Crystal Maiden and Medusa kept going top over and over again even tough we could easily take on the other team. Me and Ursa tried going bot instead, but every time we saw other heroes they came there. Off-topic: They have tried to separate russians from the rest of the people that can read by adding the language thing, STILL you get in pubs with russians. This annoys the fuck out of me.

You can't escape the russians, cyka.

Had an Outworld D"whateverthefuckhisnamenowis" who built soul ring + arcane boots, do you think he succeeded?

no [editline]11th February 2013[/editline] unironically arcane boots is viable if you plan on rushing a bloodstone (which is silly but if you're against a nyx assassin its the only think you can do)

Had a Lion on my team who decided to farm in my triple stacked robotic army of doom in the middle of nowhere when I had just TPed away, with a BKB Butterfly fed PA roaming about. He died a lot.

[t]http://puu.sh/20Q8c[/t] who's a glass cannon now

Had a witch doctor who was afk for half of the match and at the start was asking me to come gank bottom so i did with jugger and WD backing me up, dark seer is on his own so i come up behind him and start hitting him, with jugger and WD infront of him. 10 seconds later i die and dark seer gets away on 6hp and i look to see what the other 2 were doing, jugger was completely oblivious despite my pings and still hitting the creeps while WD was on his way back to the fountain with full hp and mana so he could buy boots of speed (We had a courier). Later on in the game it was 5 v 1 against lina and she popped her stun, got 4 of us with it and because of that everyone ran and once again she got away on less than 100hp.

[QUOTE=Arandomu;39548111][B]Butterfly PA[/B] roaming about. He died a lot.[/QUOTE] Why.

I played with my friend and we got teamed up with 3 premade ukranians, they start talking in Cyrillic (or whatever those retarded symbols are called) and when i tell them that they are playing with English in matchmaking and they should talk it so me and my friend can understand they get all pissy. at lvl 4 TH on my lane decides to go fucking jungling while magnus and dazzle rapes my ass under the tower two times in a row. When i decide to go jungle as i cant stay in lane they start spamming pings on me and call me noob. We lost that game so horribly hard.

Wow, I think I just meet the largest asshole in the game. A dude named zerNox, claimed everyone was feeding, whined out in global chat each time a teammate died with "GG", then he decided to stay back during the rest of the game, while still whining in the chat every time we got mobbed. My god.

Chen who got stats over Holy Persuasion. [I]That little shite.[/I]

Ugh... People. I saw something amazing the other day. Carry Keeper. MoM, MKB, Daedelus, Skadi, he had fucking everything. Really close game but my team pulled it out in the end with a fully fed Troll and SF. After the enemy lost, everyone blamed the Keeper, the only reason they had gotten that far to begin with. Is it really that hard to grin and say GG?

I don't know much about this game, but I got grouped with people who were friends. After the Bounty Hunter died for first blood after diving a tower to kill the Sven who was higher than 50% hp he and his friends left.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39564050]I played with my friend and we got teamed up with 3 premade ukranians, they start talking in Cyrillic (or whatever those retarded symbols are called) and when i tell them that they are playing with English in matchmaking and they should talk it so me and my friend can understand they get all pissy. at lvl 4 TH on my lane decides to go fucking jungling while magnus and dazzle rapes my ass under the tower two times in a row. When i decide to go jungle as i cant stay in lane they start spamming pings on me and call me noob. We lost that game so horribly hard.[/QUOTE] Report them, they shouldn't select languages they can't or won't bother speaking. [QUOTE=Reno360;39565804]Ugh... People. I saw something amazing the other day. Carry Keeper. MoM, MKB, Daedelus, Skadi, he had fucking everything. Really close game but my team pulled it out in the end with a fully fed Troll and SF. After the enemy lost, everyone blamed the Keeper, the only reason they had gotten that far to begin with. Is it really that hard to grin and say GG?[/QUOTE] That reminds me: I played with an ezalor who took his partner's farm, decided to jungle instead of help and tried to make a carry build, which he never finished. He then made a mekans at minute 45 and used it once or twice. Then there was the beastmaster and his friend riki, BM speaking in broken english, the other not speaking at all. I assume that riki was new because he did horribly, feed and used his abilities randomly. I wouldn't have a problem with that if he had listen, but I also asume that he didn't even know english. (I picked english only, so I reported him for it.) I was mid rubick against viper, I keept him more or less in check, but after they started ganking the other lanes there was nothing I could do anymore. That match lasted one hour, because they wouldn't push properly. One hour of that. Then in the next match I randomed riki, everyone else decides to pick carries, except one who randomed Undying. Undying had no idea what he was doing, even if he wasn't new at all. The rest weren't any better. They took our ancient at minute 26. I just don't get angry with this sort of things anymore, I'm way too used to it.

When someone picks the hero you were greyed on... That is just such a faggot move...

I saw a Riki build Vanguard->S&Y->Bloodstone->Radiance. [url=http://dotabuff.com/matches/124088266]Not even kiddin[/url]

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39564050]I played with my friend and we got teamed up with 3 premade ukranians, they start talking in Cyrillic (or whatever those retarded symbols are called) and when i tell them that they are playing with English in matchmaking and they should talk it so me and my friend can understand they get all pissy. at lvl 4 TH on my lane decides to go fucking jungling while magnus and dazzle rapes my ass under the tower two times in a row. When i decide to go jungle as i cant stay in lane they start spamming pings on me and call me noob. We lost that game so horribly hard.[/QUOTE] I really have no problem with people using their native language with each other, but when people talk to you and overall important things in a different language, I sort of get mad. It's just so arrogant that I can't wrap my head around it. I once had a Russian on my team who constantly kept talking Russian in team chat (nobody in our team was speaking Russian, I know since it was a 4-man group), and even when we told him we can't understand him he just kept talking. After the match he said "report noobs gg didnt listen" in all chat. What the fuck?

Why is it always the SF who starts to feed intentionally? This is what happened: The game is waiting for the last guy on the enemy team to load, I say that I'll do mid. Hero pick phase, I say again that I'll go mid, and I pick Outworld Destroyer. 10 seconds later some random guy locks in Shadow Fiend, and I ask that does he know that I'm going mid. He is like "sorry" "but i go mid" and this is what pisses me off. We both go mid, and he starts raging. We manage to do okay against Pudge for a while, and when Pudge hits level 4, enemy Omniknight ganks and they kill SF. He is furious and actually is surprised that I didn't save him. After Omni ganks him a second time, and he dies, he goes "ok" "i will feed now" And so it begins, his 16 death spree. He sells everything except a branch and then he spends whatever he can on TP scrolls, teleports mid and goes feed Pudge. Worst thing is, after he finally ragequitted, the enemies were pushing and waiting for SF to abandon before they kill the ancient. Turns out that our Kunkka abandons due to AFKing about 30 seconds before SF does. So SF probably goes unpunished. Jesus fucking christ... At least I got an item, and turns out it is somewhat fitting: [T]http://gyazo.com/a3a61adfa099bd5bd20a82bda3f0373b.png?1360830212[/T] The name of my alt was ☼Masterwork Obsidian Statue☼. And I found an obsidian sword. The reason why I used an alt instead of my main account, is because I have a bad tendency of getting absolutely horrific people in my games when I play OD.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;39584360] The game is waiting for the last guy on the enemy team to load, I say that I'll do mid. Hero pick phase, I say again that I'll go mid, and I pick Outworld Destroyer. 10 seconds later some random guy locks in Shadow Fiend, and I ask that does he know that I'm going mid. He is like "sorry" "but i go mid" and this is what pisses me off. [/QUOTE] I had this shit last night. Storm Spirit gets instapicked, guys says he's mid, someone locks Drow at the same time and doesn't say anything. Setup time starts, Spirit goes to mid, Drow suddenly goes there as well. After half a minute of arguing she fucks off to bottom (Druid was jungling so she had a sololane there) and then she bitches about being squishy, dies to PL once due to sheer stupidity and walks to mid. Holy fucking shit people pay fucking attention. I don't give a fuck if you're Drow, Shadow Fiend or whatever goddamn gimmicky mid hero you play. If a Storm Spirit/Pudge/OD is on your team, THAT GUY is getting mid especially if he called it before you did/picked.

I never understood why people intentionally feed out of spite. What the hell are they thinking? "OH MAN I REALLY HATE THESE GUYS, I'M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE COCKHEAD AND REMOVE ANY CHANCE OF US WINNING, HAH THAT'LL SHOW THEM"

Outworld is a pretty great sidelane though.

I played a game last night with two friends, things was going good in lane with omni and DP, and then all of a sudden tidehunter come running in from the forest and rapes the entire lane. I asked our top lane if calling ss was so hard, then they must have lost it because out of our WR came the longest fucking flame I have ever seen. and after that as soon as a person in our team died he started pinging and writing in caps and I quote "RUSSIAN NOOB CANT PLAY" and such fine wording as "FUCKING RUSSIAN RETARD LEARN TO PLAY". I really hate the community of Dota so much, no one seems to be able to play ever.

Random Lifestealer Call easy lane They pick Doom and Lone Druid when we already have Clockwerk I suggest the best lane, Druid solos hard lane, Doom jungles, me and AA goes easy lane, Clockwerk mid AA and Druid goes hard lane Doom follows me Doom leeches XP Then leaves for jungle I solo against Bloodseeker and Disruptor Against all odds things go good, I get decent farm, and 2 kills Doom joins me in lane He takes my last hits He leeches xp I tell him to leave "fuck u nob" He stays for another minute then he goes AA and Clockwerk uses their ulti/flare to push my lane/steal last hits Lone Druid goes into my lane, stays for several minutes, autoattacking lane, before he dies to Pudge I get 4 man ganked infinitely bot and nobody helps Even though nobody left their empty lanes we still didn't have any tower advantage I go afk farm in jungle because I give up They gank me in jungle Doom and Druid blames me for losing even though I had the worst lane and the most farm Druid farms up 6000 gold just to stare at it then Doom gets an abandon for being afk Edit: Got another one. AA, Drow, Spirit Breaker, Sniper and Meepo walks into a bar. Kind of broken but balanced enough team. Meepo goes to the top stool Drow goes to the middle stool But wait, where'd Sniper go? He joined Meepo? The worst part, I figured he would get last hits easier, so in the 20 minutes I didn't take A SINGLE last hit, and let him free reign. guess what, after 20 minutes I had treads and basilius (and some gold) Check Snipers inventory -Boots of Speed -Gloves of Haste -Wraith Band -Magic Stick -100 gold fast forward another 20 minutes I'm level 25 and hes level 13 Fast forward another 2 minutes Blame Meepo Lose

[QUOTE=maxumym;39549571]Why.[/QUOTE] What's wrong with butterfly on PA?

[QUOTE=lord0war;39594904]What's wrong with butterfly on PA?[/QUOTE] idiots think that because it doesn't directly stack with evasion that it's the worst thing ever and that people who buy bfly on pa need to kill themselves because their pa guide said so

[QUOTE=lord0war;39594904]What's wrong with butterfly on PA?[/QUOTE] All of the evasion is wasted. Why buy something if you aren't gonna use all of it? Dota is all about being as efficient as possible.