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Or tidehunter, dotacinema's symphony of skills, the newest one, shows lots of naga initiations.

I once got Naga + Dark Seer + Undying in All Random Those initiations

[QUOTE=FuryBlitz;39648684]Or tidehunter, dotacinema's symphony of skills, the newest one, shows lots of naga initiations.[/QUOTE] Because they are hard to pull-off. Most of them end in tragedy.

When people refuse to buy wards for their lane and get repeatedly slaughtered by cloaked heroes so you have to spend your farm on warding every lane because people are too greedy to do it themselves. Also when a shit hero dies easily/keeps dying buys an unnecessary gem, dies and completely screws over any cloaked/shadowblade heroes on your team.

[QUOTE=Ishwoo;39649786]When people refuse to buy wards for their lane and get repeatedly slaughtered by cloaked heroes so you have to spend your farm on warding every lane because people are too greedy to do it themselves. Also when a shit hero dies easily/keeps dying buys an unnecessary gem, dies and completely screws over any cloaked/shadowblade heroes on your team.[/QUOTE] Then they realize they should buy wards. When said invis hero has 20 kills.

[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;39648780]I once got Naga + Dark Seer + Undying in All Random Those initiations[/QUOTE] i got naga and friend got tide it was brilliant

This pudge took my courier when it was almost where I was, all the way back to base, I tried to get it back, complaining he should of waited. In response, pudge screamed "Stoooooooppppppp!!!!" over mic. He also refused to attack the last 3 mid towers when he was near invincible, prolonging the game by quite a while.

[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;39648780]I once got Naga + Dark Seer + Undying in All Random Those initiations[/QUOTE] Zombies spawn while Naga's ult is active, right?

Song of the siren is the ultimate counter to a BKB

[QUOTE=Harpie;39655021]Song of the siren is the ultimate counter to a BKB[/QUOTE] Ohey? You popped your BKB? Enjoy this 1v5 fight while being stuck in one place.

So we have an Invoker, Medusa, Lifestealer and I picked Rubick, LS calls jungle and the last player immediatly picks Enigma and types 'afk jungle'. LS is forced to go hard lane, Medusa goes easy lane and I decide to support LS since his job seemed way harder and Medusa could probably solo if his lane wasn't too annoying (he was against Tusk and Clinkz). Hard lane is against Lich and Phantom Lancer. I buy wards and courier with my starting money, and continue to ward the map and occasionally buy sentry wards for their Clinkz/PL/Nyx. Every lane starts losing, except ours (before Nyx ganked us twice). Suddenly Medusa blames me because we're losing "I could've outfarmed PL if you supported me idiot". I explain to him that LS's job was way harder than his, also he never asked for me to help him on the safe lane. And then Invoker tried to gank Clinkz, I place a sentry ward right when he goes invis and Invoker gets mad "this dumb team, not even dust", mind you I only have boots and a magic stick 20 minutes into the game, all I've done is buy wards and sentries and the rest of the team didn't buy shit, Enigma built a midas for some reason and he still didn't have his blink dagger 20 minutes in. Medusa still goes on how I helped LS instead of him "dumb rubick, it's called SUICIDE lane for a reason". I try to explain why he's wrong, but suddenly he went "lol my winrate is higher then yours, fucking scrubs". I told him he had no game knowledge and deserves to be in low priority and then he said: "then explain why i play with fnatic players".......

[QUOTE=uber.;39653551]Zombies spawn while Naga's ult is active, right?[/QUOTE] yup they also had a drow and sven so it was even more satisfying

[QUOTE=Xeloo;39656198]So we have an Invoker, Medusa, Lifestealer and I picked Rubick, LS calls jungle and the last player immediatly picks Enigma and types 'afk jungle'. LS is forced to go hard lane, Medusa goes easy lane and I decide to support LS since his job seemed way harder and Medusa could probably solo if his lane wasn't too annoying (he was against Tusk and Clinkz). Hard lane is against Lich and Phantom Lancer. I buy wards and courier with my starting money, and continue to ward the map and occasionally buy sentry wards for their Clinkz/PL/Nyx. Every lane starts losing, except ours (before Nyx ganked us twice). Suddenly Medusa blames me because we're losing "I could've outfarmed PL if you supported me idiot". I explain to him that LS's job was way harder than his, also he never asked for me to help him on the safe lane. And then Invoker tried to gank Clinkz, I place a sentry ward right when he goes invis and Invoker gets mad "this dumb team, not even dust", mind you I only have boots and a magic stick 20 minutes into the game, all I've done is buy wards and sentries and the rest of the team didn't buy shit, Enigma built a midas for some reason and he still didn't have his blink dagger 20 minutes in. Medusa still goes on how I helped LS instead of him "dumb rubick, it's called SUICIDE lane for a reason". I try to explain why he's wrong, but suddenly he went "lol my winrate is higher then yours, fucking scrubs". I told him he had no game knowledge and deserves to be in low priority and then he said: "then explain why i play with fnatic players".......[/QUOTE] ahh, the good old "i lost hard and don't know what i'm doing but i'll make myself feel better by talking about my win rate"

Random, get furion "jungling" Buy Attack speed glove for early midas with random gold, plus regen Random dude picks enigma fbsdhfgsdkafasjkfh

jungle in the enemy jungle new meta

I had a single draft where I had CM, Huskar or Medusa. I've never really played (well) any of those, so I was said to pick CM since we needed the support. This slardar who apparently missed the whole thing kept bitching how I suck, and when I told him it's first time as her, he said "omg y u pick cm then noob" "learn with bots". The fuck?

[QUOTE=I am Error;39670119]I had a single draft where I had CM, Huskar or Medusa. I've never really played (well) any of those, so I was said to pick CM since we needed the support. This slardar who apparently missed the whole thing kept bitching how I suck, and when I told him it's first time as her, he said "omg y u pick cm then noob" "learn with bots". The fuck?[/QUOTE] You should've picked Huskar, force called mid, and give no fucks about anyone else like a real pro.

[QUOTE=Histrionic;39653140]This pudge took my courier when it was almost where I was, all the way back to base, I tried to get it back, complaining he should of waited. In response, pudge screamed "Stoooooooppppppp!!!!" over mic. He also refused to attack the last 3 mid towers when he was near invincible, prolonging the game by quite a while.[/QUOTE] If I have some important shit in stash, and the courier isn't too far off the fountain, I always spam it back to base and again, then I say "reuse"

So basically just now I was playing in Wester Europe when I get this Nature's Prophet and a Russian Huskar (feeding). So basically I'm with Wisp and Tired of supporting a feeding Huskar who doesn't speak a word of english so When I reach level 6 I teleported him to the but end of the world so we could have a chance: [IMG]http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8809/2013022200002t.jpg[/IMG] We did actually h ave a chance until NP started to do shit and blaming others, teleporting to unsafe distances ahead of creeps, alone and when dying blaming others who were playing perfectly well. So at this point, game was pretty fucked up and I went in the Fuck this Shit mode. I started teleporting NP to the other base's shop. And he went apeshit. After that I started telling everyone to report him because of foul language and randomly feeding with teleport. Everyone reported him. This was the outcome: [IMG]http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3210/2013022200003.jpg[/IMG] Trolling with wisp = tons of fun!

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39677772]So basically just now I was playing in Wester Europe when I get this Nature's Prophet and a Russian Huskar (feeding). So basically I'm with Wisp and Tired of supporting a feeding Huskar who doesn't speak a word of english so When I reach level 6 I teleported him to the but end of the world so we could have a chance: -pic- We did actually h ave a chance until NP started to do shit and blaming others, teleporting to unsafe distances ahead of creeps, alone and when dying blaming others who were playing perfectly well. So at this point, game was pretty fucked up and I went in the Fuck this Shit mode. I started teleporting NP to the other base's shop. And he went apeshit. After that I started telling everyone to report him because of foul language and randomly feeding with teleport. Everyone reported him. This was the outcome: -pic- Trolling with wisp = tons of fun![/QUOTE] Although you may have felt that that's what he deserved for being the kind of person everyone hates, you shouldn't purposely feed the enemy team just because "he deserved it". What you did was as reportable as what he did, and the NP actually did begin to have a reason to be angry.

You take Dota2 too seriously. Jeez it's just a game. What's the deal?

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39678292]You take Dota2 too seriously. Jeez it's just a game. What's the deal?[/QUOTE] People like you in that game is what ruins games for others.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39678292]You take Dota2 too seriously. Jeez it's just a game. What's the deal?[/QUOTE] Dota 2 is also a game where you put a lot of focus and time into, and when someone comes and fucks that up for you, you might get mad. I know I would.

Considering a game takes up an hour of your time, it's viable to complain about a bad game

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39677772] Trolling with wisp = tons of fun![/QUOTE] So you teleport Huskar away from the world at the 8 min mark. This is the ultimate dick move. 0/10 would report again. [editline]22nd February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39678292]You take Dota2 too seriously. Jeez it's just a game. What's the deal?[/QUOTE] JEEZ IT'S JUST A GAME, WHAT'S THE DEAL said the guy who got super mad at a game and decided to grief.

Nonetheless, I still had tons of fun. Also Huskar was russian and was just dying. At 8 min mark we already had 7 deaths to 0 kills because of him. I did this for trolling, it's not like I do this everyday, I had a laugh, left when Husk was marked by abandonment and I did another game (normally). Boo fucking hoo, game takes tame and focus, so what? It's still a game. If you want to play seriously get your own team and do it. I do it and it's not that hard. Also, why do I still have russians picking Huskar and Riki and feeding like crazy in European English speaking servers? Go ahead, rage away. I still found it very funny.

It's like the new Hobbax.

[QUOTE=ThatSprite;39678620]It's like the new Hobbax.[/QUOTE] this guy is worse

[QUOTE=Harpie;39678395]Considering a game takes up an hour of your time, it's viable to complain about a bad game[/QUOTE] Exactly. That's why what I did was Hilarious!

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39678824]Exactly. That's why what I did was Hilarious![/QUOTE] please delete dota 2 and never reinstall