[QUOTE=Mercenary-;39712376]A Disruptor on my team built Mjollnir and Crystalis some 100 matches ago.
Guess he just [B]really[/B] loved thunderstorms.[/QUOTE]
6 mjollnir or go home.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;39711708]Not sure how it's even possible to stumble across these kinda players with anywhere between 500-1000 wins/matches played.[/QUOTE]
I have 900+ matches played and I run into these people all the time.
Albeit I saw the Sniper maybe 600 matches ago, while the SK I saw yesterday.
Makes sense.
And jungle skeleton doesn't really work unless random gold with q-blade, stout and everything.
With lvl1 lifesteal, then some stats or something, and crit? Sounds pretty horrifying.
Another gem.
Kotl who rushes Skadi after basic boots and literally only farms the entire game, not buying wards, courier, helping people out or even giving mana to ANYONE else than himself, even if he has full mana.
At the end he says "noob team" after saying absolutely nothing throughout the entire game.
In the same game, Nyx let Shadow Fiend freefarm mid, not even trying to stop him, my entire team fed Fiend as much as humanly possible, and Lesh kept spamming level 1 lightning messing up my farm and dealing a grand total of 80 - 25% damage per 100 mana, wowowow.
[QUOTE=Rarara;39710420]Jungling SK is a legit but stupid tactic. (More farm in lane)
We once had no mid heroes or solo laners.
I was some support that requires a carry or someone to be on his lane.
SK decided to jungle.
He got crits at level 1.
5 minutes later he is level 1 and goes to my lane which went super shit.
[editline]25th February 2013[/editline]
Also, I once fought a jungling sniper.
He was level 2 at the 15 min mark.
He would cast shrapnel, and then wait, and wait, and wait, for the creeps to die.
He did it at level 1 too.[/QUOTE]satyr camps are laughing at that sniper
I played omni with a friend that played void and dazzle shut us down from farming with his heal and the team decides to flame me all game because i never use my ultimate while axe is taunting me and clinkz rape me with orchid and Daedalus, I hate pubs so fucking much, some people simply doesnt deserve to play dota.
Played against a Chen who rushed Dagon. It was hilarious.
[url]http://dotabuff.com/matches/136157031[/url]
So... Yesterday we had a 'Jungle Drow' in our team.
Prepare yourself for the best skill build ever:
[url]http://dotabuff.com/matches/135992209/skills[/url]
[QUOTE=Arandomu;39719281]Played against a Chen who rushed Dagon. It was hilarious. [url]http://dotabuff.com/matches/136157031[/url][/QUOTE] That sounds like a fun build.. 32% bonus damage + his nuke + dagon?
[QUOTE=ghosevil;39720180]That sounds like a fun build.. 32% bonus damage + his nuke + dagon?[/QUOTE]
It would be, but not when Enchantress is killing you in 3 hits.
[QUOTE=ghosevil;39720180]That sounds like a fun build.. 32% bonus damage + his nuke + dagon?[/QUOTE]
does his nuke even work with the damage bonus? it's pure
[QUOTE=uber.;39719976]So... Yesterday we had a 'Jungle Drow' in our team.
Prepare yourself for the best skill build ever:
[url]http://dotabuff.com/matches/135992209/skills[/url][/QUOTE]
Almost all of those builds hurt my brain.
[QUOTE=Colour;39721248]Almost all of those builds hurt my brain.[/QUOTE]
especially his huskar skill build
[QUOTE=Colour;39721248]Almost all of those builds hurt my brain.[/QUOTE]
I'm crying tears of HATE on that Doom build...
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the moment i saw that he didnt level up devour at levels 1 and 3... oh my god
[editline]26th February 2013[/editline]
He also got Vanguard and rushed a Heart right after. Shoot me now.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;39725179]I'm crying tears of HATE on that Doom build...
[editline]26th February 2013[/editline]
the moment i saw that he didnt level up devour at levels 1 and 3... oh my god
[editline]26th February 2013[/editline]
He also got Vanguard and rushed a Heart right after. Shoot me now.[/QUOTE]
I love playing doom. I usually suck at farming, so when I get a 6-minute Midas I felt like a boss.
Not that it's actually that good, it just was a first time for me.
I got GPM as 660 and was dissapointed at the lack of a last six.
My highest GPM on Doom had to be 887 I think, it wasn't even a stomp, I literally just had a very good time farming.
[editline]26th February 2013[/editline]
Speaking of which my Doom guide is nearly finished.
My brother once rushed phase boots then BkB.
On Lifestealer.
[QUOTE=Idzo;39726597]My brother once rushed phase boots then BkB.
On Lifestealer.[/QUOTE]
I once had a Lifestealer use rage during BKB.
[QUOTE=Rarara;39726665]I once had a Lifestealer use rage during BKB.[/QUOTE]
The Magic Immun[B]est[/B].
Everyone loads, one guy crashed or something so we pause, he reconnects, on that exact second someone else crashses, we pause again, the guy who just reconnected keeps unpausing, the exact second my friend reconnects and picks a hero he gets an abandon.
Proof argentinians are huge assholes and a pain to play with.
I was that guy.
I don't usually get too angry with this game, but these sort of things... They get to me.
I never leave, I even tend to stay when half of my team disconects. All the abandons I got were from situations like these.
And I'm sure that the one who forced me this abadon won't even get 12 hours in low prior.
It's just not fair.
Had an Invoker last night who accidently dropped his phase boots on the ground in which our AM came along and promptly disposed of them on him. It wasn't until his assed was whoped in a team fight did he realise what happened.
[QUOTE=leonthefox;39726921]Everyone loads, one guy crashed or something so we pause, he reconnects, on that exact second someone else crashses, we pause again, the guy who just reconnected keeps unpausing, the exact second my friend reconnects and picks a hero he gets an abandon.
Proof argentinians are huge assholes and a pain to play with.[/QUOTE]
I had a friend who got an abandon just one second before he return to game because faggots kept unpausing even after we waited for their guy to rejoin.
So some Natures Prophet calls me bad and shitty for not using my stun at all(Which I did by focusing it on the fed Bloodseeker 24/7) or not pushing when the the majority of the enemy team is about to respawn or because we push too slow and by the time we get to the tower the enemy will all be back and ready.
Meanwhile he's obviously trying to solo push and keeps getting killed, if he's 1v1ing someone he stays behind to get the kill instead of running and getting gangbanged like a fucking moron.
Enemy Clinkz who gets a Midas, and is left COMPLETELY FUCKING ALONE by our Bounty Hunter. qetwegwgwegwyh
Tinker on our team who never bought Boots of Travel, slowly crawls his way to the lane that happened to involve a fight that we were outnumbered by three to two. Really could have used the blind effect on his laser or a little robot army to help but no, he wasn't there because he didn't buy those damn BoT.
When I asked him to buy BoT after I died, he responded with "fuck you i can play however i want noob" and "why should i listen to a guy who just fed dumbass"
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He had enough gold to buy them, he had like three free spaces in his inventory.
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We lost the entire lane because he didn't help when he could have
[QUOTE=Colour;39721248]Almost all of those builds hurt my brain.[/QUOTE]
The Magnus gets the idea and the Bloodseeker build is fine, also maxing Bash on SB is viable because the current level applies to his other spells
I asked a guy why he got Aghanims on a hero that didn't even have an upgrade with it, he told me the stats are still worth it.
[QUOTE=Katnipz;39730840]I asked a guy why he got Aghanims on a hero that didn't even have an upgrade with it, he told me the stats are still worth it.[/QUOTE]
....
What hero was he playing?
Pick a jungler, call jungle, wait for some random dude to pick another jungler 30 seconds later, and have him ping half the camps and say "mine"
Why does this happen
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