The Hard Time thread- Hey, W-008, you have no business carrying that ninja sword in this prison! - Games

[QUOTE=Malos;37199582]I downloaded this game and gave it a shot. Currently playing as a middle-eastern terrorist with a stereotypical name. The dialogue makes me laugh sometimes. A warden punches you, so you punch back, "YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS LAYING YOUR HANDS ON AN OFFICER." Dear lord. I murder 7 inmates, I get taken in for possession of a gun. Despite the block being completely filled-to-the-brim with witnesses, the judge goes, "Yeah, there's not enough evidence to convict him. Just take the damn thing away from him." Justice. On an unrelated note, has anyone figured out how to change clothing? A warden keeps telling me to copy him by a certain time. I have no idea how I'd go about doing that. Something about a mirror?[/QUOTE] Some items can be used on yourself if you stand still long enough. E.g you can drink from a beer bottle, inject yourself with a drug syringe, smoke a cig. You can use a mirror to change your clothes and a comb to change your hair in the same way.

[QUOTE=mastermaul;37190818]Is there a mod to add a skip dialog option? Would make the game a million times better.[/QUOTE] spam escape.

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;37196638]Something will happen. Nobody survives Hard Time.[/QUOTE] 5 days left getting beat on like fuck constantly but i am cut out for the thug life i got this [img]http://www.leet.cc/355Untitled.png[/img] word

[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;37199717]Some items can be used on yourself if you stand still long enough. E.g you can drink from a beer bottle, inject yourself with a drug syringe, smoke a cig. You can use a mirror to change your clothes and a comb to change your hair in the same way.[/QUOTE] Ah, I see. Any tips on where I could find a mirror? I'm assuming everything's just randomized for some dumb reason.

[QUOTE=Not_Yet;37199886]5 days left getting beat on like fuck constantly but i am cut out for the thug life i got this word[/QUOTE] Just out of curiosity, what were you convicted for? [editline]12th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Malos;37199902]Ah, I see. Any tips on where I could find a mirror? I'm assuming everything's just randomized for some dumb reason.[/QUOTE] Mirrors tend to just be left lying around. You'll occasionally see prisoners check themselves out in their fruity little purple handmirrors before smashing you in the face with them for not being thuglyfe enough

Fuck, now whenever I try to pause by using escape, it just minimizes my game.

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;37200037]Just out of curiosity, what were you convicted for? [/QUOTE] assault originally had 40 something days but got about ~30 days added on over time

[QUOTE=Not_Yet;37199886]5 days left getting beat on like fuck constantly but i am cut out for the thug life i got this [img]http://www.leet.cc/355Untitled.png[/img] word[/QUOTE] He looks like the definition of "derp". I wanted to get food at the cafeteria when this warden with a machine gun said I should copy his horrible haircut or he adds a few days to my HARD TIME. There were no survivors. Oh and then I get sued by a guy without any legs, he talked about himself in third person and the judge calls him a drama queen. I was also bathed in blood, missing an arm and a leg and my eyes looked like I was the devil.

I've only survived my sentence once, and it was by killing everyone in the hospital and staying there for 2 weeks.

I just finished killing the entire east cellblock on my first playthrough. YEAH! Thread title should of been "Hey, W-008, Give me back my Ball, or I'll show you what it's for..."

I keep getting beaten to death by wardens every time I need to be arrested. After I do get arrested, they beat me until I die.

I killed all of the cell-block members in West. I just wait until someone else show up.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiVIqTFyKYA[/media] My little gameplay video. Excuse my english and seemingly prepubescent voice (though im 18 this month.)

Found a sword, pretty much killed everyone in North Cell Block with it, got caught. [thumb]http://i50.tinypic.com/v2wc45.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i46.tinypic.com/21ovtcp.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i48.tinypic.com/4lgck7.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i49.tinypic.com/dgjub7.jpg[/thumb]

it may not be fair justice, but it is HARD justice

Make sure you do Saul Goodman next.

better call saul

Don't worry. S'all Good, Man.

...it's there any clean install for this game? I wanna experience the experience but I don't wanna risk viruses or other such... unpleasantries. So what I'm asking is there any way to serve some HARD TIME without HARD CONSEQUENCES (for my computer)?

[QUOTE=U-Lander;37220221]...it's there any clean install for this game? I wanna experience the experience but I don't wanna risk viruses or other such... unpleasantries. So what I'm asking is there any way to serve some HARD TIME without HARD CONSEQUENCES (for my computer)?[/QUOTE]It's not a LONG time, but it is a HARD time.

how can you actually kill people on this? i shot some dude about 40 times with a pistol (literally) and he just got back up and complained about how i've given him scars or something. Would've thought 40 bullets would give you more health implications than a few scars eh

[QUOTE=Gareth;37220427]how can you actually kill people on this? i shot some dude about 40 times with a pistol (literally) and he just got back up and complained about how i've given him scars or something. Would've thought 40 bullets would give you more health implications than a few scars eh[/QUOTE] you have to hit them a lot just a lot

[QUOTE=Gareth;37220427]how can you actually kill people on this? i shot some dude about 40 times with a pistol (literally) and he just got back up and complained about how i've given him scars or something. Would've thought 40 bullets would give you more health implications than a few scars eh[/QUOTE] MDickie's wonderful health system gives every character a chance to revive with low health after getting their shit stomped in. NPCs have an exorbitantly high chance of doing this. All you can do is keep beating the shit out of them until they stop getting up.

So a guard yells at me for being out of my cell during lockdown then beats me down with a pipe so I can't move then yells at me for not going to my cell. Repeat this until I die.

[QUOTE=Gareth;37220427]how can you actually kill people on this? i shot some dude about 40 times with a pistol (literally) and he just got back up and complained about how i've given him scars or something. Would've thought 40 bullets would give you more health implications than a few scars eh[/QUOTE] Yeah, everyone on this game has more health then God so you just gotta hit them a lot more.

It's funny how the prison doesn't actually go into lockdown. The doors stick open, and prisoners are wandering the halls.

[QUOTE=Rellow;37222054]MDickie's wonderful health system gives every character a chance to revive with low health after getting their shit stomped in. NPCs have an exorbitantly high chance of doing this. All you can do is keep beating the shit out of them until they stop getting up.[/QUOTE] And hope no one revives them from death by head locking them.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;37222618]And hope no one revives them from death by head locking them.[/QUOTE] This pisses me off when im wanted for some shit, im on the ground and theres ABSOLUTELY NOTHING i can do to avoid being grabbed and arrested

Okay, so I just came across my first glitch (no surprise there). It was a few hours to lockdown and I was heading into my cell. Turns out, it wasn't my cell, so a warden yells at me. So three other wardens come near the cell door. I can't get out. They START BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER. One of them dies, or that's what I thought. When I tried getting out, I couldn't because the hitbox was blocking the doorway. I was trapped in that cell. After a while and a good snooze, I decided to just use the attack button to kick him. Surprisingly, a dialog box opens. "You have no business laying your hands on a police officer!" He was alive, but looked dead. A warden walks up to him and starts joining in with the beating, then proceeds to yell at me for assaulting a warden. After the dialogue box closes, the dead-looking guy comes back up, his demonic visage flickering between two spots. He arrests me and takes me in for assaulting a warden. Of course, due to HARD justice, the situation was entirely my fault and I got 7 more days in jail. Game of the year.

[QUOTE=Malos;37223641]Okay, so I just came across my first glitch (no surprise there). It was a few hours to lockdown and I was heading into my cell. Turns out, it wasn't my cell, so a warden yells at me. So three other wardens come near the cell door. I can't get out. They START BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER. One of them dies, or that's what I thought. When I tried getting out, I couldn't because the hitbox was blocking the doorway. I was trapped in that cell. After a while and a good snooze, I decided to just use the attack button to kick him. Surprisingly, a dialog box opens. "You have no business laying your hands on a police officer!" He was alive, but looked dead. A warden walks up to him and starts joining in with the beating, then proceeds to yell at me for assaulting a warden. After the dialogue box closes, the dead-looking guy comes back up, his demonic visage flickering between two spots. He arrests me and takes me in for assaulting a warden. Of course, due to HARD justice, the situation was entirely my fault and I got 7 more days in jail. Game of the year.[/QUOTE] That isn't a glitch, that happens all the time.